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Learn English by watching movies and reading subtitles
« on: August 28, 2011, 03:58:25 AM »
  Learn English by watching movies. If there are not English subtitles, then better find some. The best way of learning English is to watch and listen the English language movie AND to read the English language subtitles.

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Learn English by watching "Killers" (2010)
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 04:28:32 AM »
Learn English by watching "Killers" (2010). Here is the film information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killers_%282010_film%29

And here (http://subscene.com/english/Killers/subtitle-447021.aspx) I found the "Killers"' subtitles, and I will give you in order to learn English:

1
00:00:04,711 --> 00:00:06,254
"Killers"

2
00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:14,304
(over intercom) This is your captain speaking

3
00:00:14,304 --> 00:00:17,724
Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes

4
00:00:17,724 --> 00:00:20,852
Our flight attendants will be coming by
To provide you with complimentary beverages.

5
00:00:21,394 --> 00:00:23,605
Excuse me

6
00:00:23,605 --> 00:00:29,611
Hello?
Excuse me

7
00:00:29,611 --> 00:00:29,986
Hey there!

8
00:00:30,028 --> 00:00:31,613
Mom!

9
00:00:31,613 --> 00:00:32,364
Do you mind?

10
00:00:32,656 --> 00:00:33,406
Emergency exit's 13D sweetie.

11
00:00:34,491 --> 00:00:37,035
Great, got it, thanks Dad

12
00:00:39,246 --> 00:00:40,121
Excuse me
Bonjour

13
00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:43,583
Three chardonnay's please
-No, nothing for me.

14
00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:46,586
I always remain alert in flight.
-Me neither thank you

15
00:00:46,711 --> 00:00:47,712
Just the three then.

16
00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:52,259
I am so proud of you sweetie.
A lot of women who just got dumped

17
00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:56,805
Would have backed out of this vacation but not you
-Thanks Dad, but I didn't get dumped

18
00:00:56,805 --> 00:00:58,431
It wasn't quite like that it...
-(Mother) it was mutual

19
00:00:58,473 --> 00:01:00,350
Yes, they agreed to part ways

20
00:01:00,392 --> 00:01:02,477
When he dumped her

21
00:01:02,519 --> 00:01:04,813
I thought it was because he needed space?
-(Mother) No he just didn't find her spontaneous enough

22
00:01:04,855 --> 00:01:07,023
Too safe?

23
00:01:07,065 --> 00:01:07,816
Predictable.

24
00:01:08,108 --> 00:01:09,276
I am sitting right here.
-I can hear you

25
00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:10,902
He tried to get you to go

26
00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,321
Bungie jump but you wouldn't do it

27
00:01:13,321 --> 00:01:16,783
I have a thing about heights and a rule about
vomiting in public. I think that's perfectly reasonable

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00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:18,034
Too many rules dear.

29
00:01:18,243 --> 00:01:22,289
There's nothing wrong with being cautious sweetie,
-Safety is sexy

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The first time your mother and I made love we managed to
keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy

31
00:01:27,586 --> 00:01:28,503
OK Dad!

32
00:01:28,628 --> 00:01:31,590
What did I just say
About vomiting in public?

33
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Change seats

34
00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:38,972
And the emergency exit is...?
-13D trust me, I know where it is.

35
00:01:38,972 --> 00:01:40,724
About to throw myself out of it.

36
00:02:56,258 --> 00:02:57,342
I've got a visual on him now

37
00:02:58,093 --> 00:03:00,178
Target confirmed

38
00:03:00,178 --> 00:03:01,513
I know the drill

39
00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:46,683
trois minute

40
00:04:10,248 --> 00:04:12,501
(over phone) You have until five pm
to deliver the package

41
00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:14,503
-Then the boss wants you to close the account

42
00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:17,297
Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill
ready to go

43
00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:21,760
You have my wife and I on the second floor
- And my daughter on the third

44
00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,429
When I specifically booked
adjacent rooms.

45
00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:25,305
I assure you your room is lovely Mr....

46
00:04:25,597 --> 00:04:28,225
Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing

47
00:04:28,266 --> 00:04:30,560
She's a single woman
Always alone

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00:04:32,312 --> 00:04:35,023
Recently single.
- I am not always alone.

49
00:04:35,065 --> 00:04:35,982
Dad, the room is fine can you just...

50
00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:39,110
Do you know how many push in robberies
happen in hotels sweetie

51
00:04:39,778 --> 00:04:43,073
Third floor.
-We'd like an ocean view.

52
00:04:43,114 --> 00:04:44,866
Always the same things with the rooms.

53
00:04:44,908 --> 00:04:46,743
Let Daddy do his thing.

54
00:04:46,785 --> 00:04:48,453
The little Frenchman will cave

55
00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:50,497
He's a weasel face like "you know who"

56
00:04:50,539 --> 00:04:53,124
Richard, I'm talking about Richard.

57
00:04:53,166 --> 00:04:54,084
I know Mother.

58
00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:56,336
We're not discussing him anymore
- Remember?

59
00:04:56,378 --> 00:04:57,629
Right, right

60
00:04:57,671 --> 00:04:59,297
He's dead to us.
- Yes!

61
00:04:59,339 --> 00:05:02,217
So it never bothered you that he
had kind of a womanly butt?

62
00:05:02,259 --> 00:05:03,301
What?

63
00:05:04,511 --> 00:05:05,846
No he did not!

64
00:05:06,888 --> 00:05:07,806
Forget I said anything

65
00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:09,975
(clerk speaking in French)
- I do not speak French

66
00:05:10,016 --> 00:05:12,102
(clerk) Excuse me.
- we have resolved the problem

67
00:05:12,143 --> 00:05:13,353
I'm gonna go check on my room

68
00:05:13,395 --> 00:05:14,688
You and Dad figure this out.

69
00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,064
You want a Maalox for the road?

70
00:05:17,148 --> 00:05:19,192
Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me?

71
00:05:33,039 --> 00:05:36,126
"bonjour"
- "bonjour"

72
00:05:41,339 --> 00:05:42,507
Descente?

73
00:05:46,261 --> 00:05:48,847
(speaking French)

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00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:15,999
(speaking French)

75
00:06:56,122 --> 00:07:01,753
(speaking French)

76
00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:03,004
I don't speak French.

77
00:07:05,757 --> 00:07:06,842
Yeah, no I got it the first time

78
00:07:07,008 --> 00:07:09,261
Why were you pretending back there?

79
00:07:09,302 --> 00:07:11,263
I don't know?
Why did you follow me?

80
00:07:11,304 --> 00:07:14,474
I was already going to the beach
- Remember?

81
00:07:14,516 --> 00:07:17,143
Yeah, well I could be going swimming too

82
00:07:17,185 --> 00:07:18,311
Are you?

83
00:07:18,353 --> 00:07:20,188
No.

84
00:07:22,524 --> 00:07:24,734
I'm just going to go marinate
- in shame

85
00:07:24,734 --> 00:07:25,569
I'm Spencer, by the way

86
00:07:25,610 --> 00:07:27,320
It's nice to meet you Spencer.

87
00:07:30,073 --> 00:07:30,615
Do you have a name?

88
00:07:30,657 --> 00:07:33,869
Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny no its...

89
00:07:33,910 --> 00:07:36,079
Jen. It's just Jen

90
00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:39,457
I'm gonna go uh... swimming.
Before it gets dark.

91
00:07:39,499 --> 00:07:41,209
Yes, of course.

92
00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:43,378
Muscles like that take some upkeep.

93
00:07:54,014 --> 00:07:55,432
Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight?

94
00:07:55,473 --> 00:07:58,935
Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do.
So why not?

95
00:07:58,977 --> 00:08:00,562
Great.

96
00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:03,732
I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset.

97
00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,629
Oh no...
No cute dress?

98
00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:28,381
I didn't pack a single cute dress?

99
00:08:28,423 --> 00:08:30,300
Oh God

100
00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:33,136
I don't think I have all my socks
- Gotta find a dress

101
00:08:45,315 --> 00:08:45,524
Thanks

102
00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,124
We knocked on your door several times.
I can't believe you're missing this

103
00:09:03,124 --> 00:09:04,793
I know Dad, I'm sorry. It's just...

104
00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:07,796
You know, my stomach.
It's going crazy.

105
00:09:12,926 --> 00:09:15,220
We'll come back right away
With saltines and ginger ale.

106
00:09:15,262 --> 00:09:16,638
No! Stay put
I'm fine.

107
00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,890
Don't be a hero sweetie

108
00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:20,892
Dad trust me, you don't want to be a part of this

109
00:09:20,934 --> 00:09:22,394
Uh... wait

110
00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:23,770
Darling?

111
00:09:23,812 --> 00:09:25,355
At least you'll look thin on the beach.

112
00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:30,777
Are you sure you're going to be all right?

113
00:09:30,819 --> 00:09:32,487
Yes!
You and Mom go.

114
00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:34,197
Have fun without me.

115
00:09:37,617 --> 00:09:41,454
You're going to find the perfect guy.
Someone who's good and decent and kind.

116
00:09:41,496 --> 00:09:43,790
Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body.

117
00:10:02,350 --> 00:10:02,684
Oh God!

118
00:10:02,684 --> 00:10:04,394
You picked a perfect table

119
00:10:04,436 --> 00:10:07,272
(laughs nervously)
(server speaking French)

120
00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:12,027
I had to atone for being late
-  ooh. Too bad I hate champagne

121
00:10:12,068 --> 00:10:14,613
Really? I'm sorry please no...
- I was joking...

122
00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:17,616
It was a joke
(in robot voice) That was a joke.

123
00:10:17,657 --> 00:10:22,412
(in robot voice) I am a dating robot
Sent here to observe your ways.

124
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,585
You just pulled a robot voice.

125
00:10:33,006 --> 00:10:37,260
All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the
population that goes over big for that sort of thing.

126
00:10:37,302 --> 00:10:38,261
Yeah...
Nerds

127
00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:39,554
They're my bread and butter

128
00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:41,223
Yeah?
How's that working out for you?

129
00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:46,394
Oh God!
Oh Shit!

130
00:10:49,314 --> 00:10:51,441
How about you?

131
00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:52,776
I don't know

132
00:10:54,069 --> 00:10:54,611
Are you all right?

133
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:02,327
Hi!

134
00:11:02,369 --> 00:11:05,705
Are you on the lamb?

135
00:11:05,705 --> 00:11:11,419
You see that guy over by the menus?
Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.

136
00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:19,761
Ok
-No, I do need to sit down somewhere

137
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,182
That is a gorgeous mustache

138
00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:29,354
Well he umm...
He's a Russian diplomat

139
00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,356
Also kind of a pervert

140
00:11:31,398 --> 00:11:35,151
Sat next to him on the plane...
Got a little grabby.

141
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:38,697
Really? wait, wait, wait...
Women don't like grabby?

142
00:11:38,738 --> 00:11:41,074
I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.

143
00:11:43,618 --> 00:11:47,747
I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the
room next to mine. It was just kind of weird.

144
00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:49,124
I hope you switched rooms

145
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,252
Oh no, no
I like to live on the edge.

146
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:56,965
Dangerous weirdoes, Spicy food...
- Bungie jumping

147
00:11:57,674 --> 00:12:00,093
I can see dangerous weirdoes and spicy foods but...

148
00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:05,599
Bungie jumping? I'm mean it's almost never sexy
To puke in public.

149
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,475
That's what I said.

150
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:08,393
Really?

151
00:12:08,435 --> 00:12:09,686
Yeah.

152
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:12,022
I mean it's really nice down here and all but...

153
00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:15,400
My bet is that they're gone so...

154
00:12:15,442 --> 00:12:17,402
Shall we?

155
00:12:17,444 --> 00:12:19,154
Sure.
OK

156
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:25,827
So...

157
00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:27,496
Should we order?

158
00:12:32,709 --> 00:12:34,586
You know what?
Let's get out of here.

159
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:38,757
The service is awful and...
I need to show you Nice.

160
00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,307
You realize I'm gonna make you tell me
Your whole life story.

161
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,725
(keys beep)

162
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:51,186
Trust me.
It's boring.

163
00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,076
Do you want some of mine?

164
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:08,662
Oh no! Actually I really don't drink that much...
I should just...

165
00:13:08,703 --> 00:13:10,247
Slow down.

166
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:14,000
What do you do?

167
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,670
Me?

168
00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:19,714
Consulting... I'm a consultant...
For a company

169
00:13:19,756 --> 00:13:21,466
Company consultant

170
00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:26,763
We've been doing a lot of downsizing
I travel a lot so...

171
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:29,266
Downsizing
People

172
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:30,642
Oh.

173
00:13:30,642 --> 00:13:32,727
Well if you could do anything...
You know...

174
00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,646
Anything in the world
What would you do?

175
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:37,691
I just think it would be nice to put down some roots.
You know

176
00:13:37,732 --> 00:13:42,863
I've actually always wanted to know my neighbors
I've never had that before

177
00:13:45,323 --> 00:13:46,408
That's actually pretty beautiful

178
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:47,909
You're pretty beautiful

179
00:13:47,951 --> 00:13:51,329
(laughs nervously)
It's the dress I...

180
00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,914
It's not the dress

181
00:13:52,914 --> 00:13:56,084
You'd be beautiful without the dress.

182
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,795
Not that I'm visualizing you naked
Although...

183
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:04,259
I'm sure you would look beautiful... I'm saying that...
you would be... beautiful.. clothed...

184
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:06,595
Differently as well

185
00:14:09,472 --> 00:14:11,558
Yeah, Thank you
I do need another.

186
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,479
Why don't I get you another. Don't leave
- I won't.

187
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,989
Stay put!
hmmph.

188
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,330
Okay fine.
I will dance with you.

189
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,623
I'm sorry.
What?

190
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:38,293
You almost ripped out of your dress.
To try to seduce me.

191
00:14:38,293 --> 00:14:39,503
It worked!

192
00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,213
No I was...     <Let's dance>
- Okay maybe just for a minute

193
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:47,677
Wow! you are...
A very enthusiastic dancer

194
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:55,060
Oh, oh this... Oh God!
- Ahh...

195
00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,646
This is very nice
But I should really get back

196
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,813
To my date

197
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:01,316
Now, I blow your mind
Don't move.

198
00:15:01,316 --> 00:15:03,944
Oh now you're gonna blow my mind
Oh God, Okay

199
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,655
Excuse me
I'm going to cut in here

200
00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:08,490
Back off! Yankee

201
00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:10,033
Go find your own prostitute.

202
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,077
Oh no.
No you're misunderstanding.

203
00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:14,704
I'm sorry, I am not a prostitute...
(punches man)

204
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:17,499
Does this dress say prostitute?
- No.

205
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:23,213
It's not really, It's just its its maybe

206
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,507
Wait... Just Jen

207
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:26,258
Yes?

208
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,845
Just Jen
Yes?

209
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:32,264
There's something that I've been
Wanting to do all night.

210
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,231
Your tag was still on.

211
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,232
Oh no!
-Sorry

212
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,067
No, no no no
-It's Okay

213
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,193
It's Okay

214
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:48,697
No. Its... I can't afford this dress.

215
00:15:48,738 --> 00:15:51,741
I left the tag on because I can't afford it.

216
00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:56,580
Not unless my Father buys it for me
Which he wouldn't because.. He's not here.

217
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,123
It's Okay

218
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,916
It's fine
Are you Okay?

219
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,960
No, I can't believe this
- So tight!

220
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:07,549
I'm sorry, I can not keep this up.
I am not this girl.

221
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,217
I am not spontaneous

222
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:11,219
I never drink this much

223
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:16,975
And I don't live on the edge
I live a very quiet, normal life

224
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,102
I would like a normal life
I'd kill for a normal life.

225
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,813
Well just it.. it gets
It gets worse

226
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,399
Just, you know that guy...

227
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,901
At the restaurant
With the mustache.

228
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:28,570
The restaurant pervert.

229
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,779
That's my Dad

230
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,948
Wow
-Yeah

231
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,492
Sounds like a really bad
Home situation.

232
00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,577
No, no!
Oh God! No

233
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,538
He's not Russian
Or a pervert

234
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,789
He's a pilot.

235
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:43,376
He flies planes. I...I came on
Vacation with my parents

236
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,921
That抯...
How lame I am

237
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:50,008
I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend.
But he dumped me for this girl and then....

238
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:01,770
Sorry.
Go ahead.

239
00:17:06,274 --> 00:17:07,567
I can't breathe

240
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:11,321
This dress is really, really tight.

241
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,865
I need to get out of it
Seriously

242
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:16,952
I've been sucking it in all night.
Can you just. You gotta get it off. Just take it off

243
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,620
Really?
<Yeah take it off>

244
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,121
Okay all right.
<Yeah lets do this>

245
00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:25,710
The zipper's stuck

246
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:29,506
Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it.
<break it?> yeah, break it

247
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,466
Here just...
Turn around

248
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,636
Stay still... Don't
(knife opens) Hold still.

249
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,431
(dress tears)

250
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,560
(cutting dress)

251
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:48,775
I... Uh

252
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:52,696
Thanks

253
00:17:52,737 --> 00:17:55,323
I'll be. I'm gonna be over here.

254
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:59,452
Doing this... In this manner

255
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:04,875
Thank you
For...

256
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,543
Being so honest.

257
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:10,255
I actually feel like I should share something with you.

258
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,259
It's gonna be really hard to say

259
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,468
But...

260
00:18:15,510 --> 00:18:19,014
I feel like.
You're real. So...

261
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:21,516
I want to be real with you.

262
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:25,687
Haven't really told anyone this before but...

263
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:31,776
I kill people.

264
00:18:37,782 --> 00:18:40,577
Wow.
You're taking this a lot better than I expected

265
00:18:46,374 --> 00:18:47,250
Awesome.

266
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:54,132
Usually it's bad people
It's not like I'm out killing good guys

267
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,009
I'm not a murderer.

268
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,844
I'm a professional.
I professionally...

269
00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,305
Kill people

270
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,473
You're a great listener

271
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,976
Excellent
Listener

272
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:09,606
I don't like what I do
I'm not a fan of it

273
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:11,775
But I like you

274
00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:23,078
Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice

275
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,792
And hopefully...
That's just the beginning

276
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,628
Cause I like you.

277
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,251
You should take a bite

278
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,128
Go ahead and try it
I'm not going to eat it all

279
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,848
Good lord!
French food...

280
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,939
I'm going to uh...
Just going to go to the restroom

281
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,752
It's a crush Spence
It happens

282
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:39,339
Go shoot some guns
And screw some models

283
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,799
You'll be good as new

284
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,968
Then what?
Kill some more people

285
00:21:43,009 --> 00:21:46,179
They're enemies of the state.
Not people

286
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:46,930
Are you sure about that?

287
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,474
Cause five years ago
Levedeaux worked for us

288
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:52,894
And then the NSA and god knows who else.
But this week he's the enemy

289
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,104
What the hell's wrong with you?

290
00:21:54,145 --> 00:21:58,149
You go and screw Polly Anna for a week
And suddenly your life's work's out the window?

291
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,317
She's normal

292
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,112
And I feel normal when I'm with her.
And maybe I...

293
00:22:02,153 --> 00:22:06,116
Wake up!
Her world only exists because of people like us.

294
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,119
And I'm sorry if people change sides

295
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,913
Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy
And you have to take them out.

296
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,667
She trusts me.

297
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,669
And I'm not willing to compromise that.

298
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,339
These jobs are not optional Spencer.

299
00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:23,758
You don't get to just walk away

300
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,926
Watch me.

301
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,098
You are who you are Spencer!
You can't change that

302
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:48,700
I think the best part is you're finally with someone
Who's genuinely attractive

303
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,701
I know

304
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:50,702
I know

305
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,788
I keep thinking I'm going to build up
some kind of tolerance to his..

306
00:22:53,788 --> 00:22:56,583
Physical, Godlike
Perfection

307
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,835
Which just hasn抰 happened yet

308
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:06,134
I'm Okay

309
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,220
It's a little early Mom.

310
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:12,849
Ha ha! (laughter)
Early...(laughter)

311
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:15,936
Do you think they're all right up there?

312
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:18,355
Oh, as long as Daddy doesn't shoot him
We're good

313
00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:21,650
(gunshot in distance)

314
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,365
So I hear you're jobless.

315
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,869
Corporate consul ting抯 a tough business sir.

316
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:38,124
Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down.
I might open up my own firm here.

317
00:23:38,124 --> 00:23:39,417
Look at my shoes

318
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:44,005
They抮e Edward Greene. I picked them up 20 years ago
When I was still flying the London route

319
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,384
If you have something of great quality

320
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:50,136
And you take good care of it.
You'll have it forever.

321
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,853
I know you're worried about Jen.

322
00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,229
Why would I worry?

323
00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,815
I am confident

324
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,736
That you'll never hurt her.

325
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,947
That's a nice shot.

326
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,740
Thank you
I was an Eagle Scout

327
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,078
They really let you shoot stuff
In the Boy Scouts?

328
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:16,329
So do the Marines

329
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,166
Semper Fi

330
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,876
That was yours.

331
00:24:20,917 --> 00:24:24,129
I'm sorry I... <Be prepared Spencer>
You would have learned that in the Boy Scouts

332
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,510
I was in 4H

333
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:37,100
You know, Jen's not some fragile China doll.

334
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:40,437
She's funny, and she's sweet.
And she's smart

335
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:46,735
But in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute she
could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII

336
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,946
And the next she's telling me that
Carey Grant dropped acid.

337
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284
Which I...(stuttering)
My point is...

338
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:57,037
It doesn't matter what she says

339
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,747
I can trust her.

340
00:24:58,788 --> 00:25:01,249
I depend on her

341
00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:03,585
Sir. It's not the other way around

342
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,795
So...

343
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,049
With your blessing

344
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,635
I'm going to marry her.

345
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:21,102
Welcome to the family Spencer.

346
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:24,814
Thank you Mr. Cornfield
Please...Call me sir

347
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,197
How big is it?

348
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,741
Oh, it's big.
It's probably the biggest on the block

349
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,077
Well have I ever seen anything like it before?

350
00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:40,413
Uhh... Maybe in a magazine
Or in your dreams.

351
00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,666
Will I know what to do with it?

352
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:46,628
I'll help you navigate the tricky parts

353
00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,463
Creedy, creedy

354
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,967
It's this blindfold that's making me
Owww! Honey  <Sorry , sorry>

355
00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,432
Prepare

356
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,102
To be...

357
00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,105
Thrilled

358
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:08,733
Oh my God

359
00:26:08,775 --> 00:26:10,193
Spence

360
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:12,279
You remodeled my office.

361
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,614
It's so organized

362
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:17,826
Okay
You can kiss me now

363
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,249
How did I get so lucky?

364
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,334
How did I get a guy like you?

365
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:27,210
It was easy

366
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,795
It was your charm

367
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,505
And you wit

368
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:39,764
You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially since...
It's your birthday weekend

369
00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:42,517
No we talked about this
We're not going to make a big deal out of it this year

370
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,394
No presents
No parties

371
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:49,232
It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents I promise.
But I never agreed to no presents

372
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:52,569
Come on! I have been keeping this secret
For a week

373
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,946
I'm at my limit

374
00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:57,032
You kill me

375
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,453
Open it it's tickets to Nice

376
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:06,708
I thought we could go back to where it began you know?
And the best part is we can go anytime

377
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,628
But because I rule
I got two weeks off at the end of the month

378
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,676
Do you no want to go to Nice?

379
00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:17,594
Of course I do

380
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,268
Things are hectic at work right now and...
We have a lot going on here.

381
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,688
Plus the peach parade is at the end of the month and
You were going to make your cobbler

382
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,025
My cobbler sucks

383
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,320
You know what made Nice great?

384
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,533
You

385
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:45,247
I have everything that I need
Right here

386
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:08,645
Hey batter batter batter batter
Hey batter batter batter

387
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:16,987
Let's go!
Pick up the pace.

388
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:19,781
Spencer!

389
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:20,657
Hi!

390
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,741
Lily and Mac

391
00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,119
Hey!
I'm glad we caught you

392
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,787
(together) Block Party

393
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,707
And you guys can dress up

394
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,667
Perfect

395
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,335
You know what?
Here's another one

396
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,962
yeah
(husband) We're going to have those wings

397
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,965
Great <That's got a little bit of my spit on it>
- Don't clone me.

398
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,552
Okay we're going to go make love
You have fun

399
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,469
Okay
(husband) take care

400
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,348
Block party
Block Party!

401
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:21,426
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based protection that defends against any unknown online threats

402
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:24,471
Be sure to flag that feature for undecided clients

403
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,057
Okay People

404
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:30,227
We're rolling this out immediately
So uh...

405
00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,729
Let's hop to it hmm?

406
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,065
Uh.. Jen.

407
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,485
Polished and concise as always
-Thank you

408
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:40,946
Don't change a word
When you go to San Francisco.

409
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,114
You want me to speak at the conference?

410
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:46,326
No, I want you to dominate it.

411
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,911
Okay

412
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,331
You fly out tomorrow

413
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,501
Oh, Mr. Newpar,
Tomorrow's umm...

414
00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:57,629
It's such short notice.

415
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,964
There's no one else you can send?

416
00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:07,556
The conference isn't until Monday just...

417
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:10,016
Take the weekend to prep.
You'll be fine

418
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:10,684
Okay

419
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:14,479
Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer抯 birthday

420
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:19,818
Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a
Business trip to baby-sit your husband.

421
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,028
Birthday or not.
And...

422
00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,864
That's why I didn't mention it

423
00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,532
Can you take him out tonight or not?

424
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:28,618
Hello?

425
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,328
Dad?

426
00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:31,830
If I have to

427
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,206
Love you sweetie.

428
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,000
I love you too.
Bye

429
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,842
No no.
It's too low.

430
00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:47,137
Can you lift the back one up an inch?
Right, No

431
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,097
Right, right there.
Perfect

432
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:53,768
Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry.
Mildred's having trouble with the billing again.

433
00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,230
Saturday, Mildred and bills
A trifecta

434
00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,316
I'm sorry.
Thank you   <Fine!>

435
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:01,943
What do you think about this thing?

436
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:05,697
Well, Henry says it's a statement piece

437
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:09,701
Yeah but is it stating that we like
Ugly shit hanging from our ceiling?

438
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:11,953
Yep

439
00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,538
Yep, What?

440
00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:17,334
Yes you turned our conference room into
Bambi's nightmare

441
00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:18,335
Yeah I know

442
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:22,005
Hey! Listen, do me a favor. Grab some flooring
Samples for Olivia all right?

443
00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:24,007
Something durable that cleans up easy

444
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,761
In case we decide to have sex on the floor.
- Of course

445
00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:29,930
You're worried she'll vomit?

446
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:32,974
I like her even more when
she's mean to me.

447
00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:34,226
You're going to be a law suit

448
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,477
Probably

449
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:39,022
She gets aggravated though you know
When I flirt with other women. That's what it is.

450
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:42,067
You do realize that only happens in pornos

451
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,693
Yeah! The good pornos

452
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,362
I'm gonna give her a shot.

453
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:48,156
Soon as I'm done letting Olivia
Do dirty things to me.

454
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,742
That's going to take a while.
Olivia's a bigger slut than you are.

455
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,119
Hey! Are we going to pretend to play
Basketball tonight? Or what?

456
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,372
No can do.
I've got dinner with Jen

457
00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:57,833
Ahhh!
I think I just saw your balls roll by

458
00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,334
Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me?

459
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:01,920
Just crushed it.

460
00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:03,630
Just crushed one of your balls right there.

461
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:05,423
We'll see.

462
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,259
Call me "ball crusher" from now  on

463
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:43,795
So! how'd it go?

464
00:32:43,837 --> 00:32:46,798
Too good. Newpar is sending me
To San Francisco

465
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:49,384
No, no. Not the presentation.
Spencer's gift?

466
00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:51,052
What did he say about the trip?

467
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:53,555
He wants to stay home and eat cobbler

468
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,140
No vacation
No French getaway?

469
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:56,683
No

470
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:59,728
Who in their right mind?
Turns down a vacation like that?

471
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:01,730
Well you know Spence
He's kind of a home body

472
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,481
Okay, Okay...Okay

473
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:06,818
How long have you two been married?
What like three years?

474
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,569
Yeah

475
00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:09,029
Okay
That's your problem

476
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,489
I have a problem?

477
00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,491
Everyone always talks about the seven year itch

478
00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:15,035
But no one mentions
The three year snooze

479
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:17,954
People get complacent

480
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,915
Get relaxed
But you have to be vigilant

481
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:24,503
Okay otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing
Out your "down there" hair you're wearing your fat jeans.

482
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,462
and a pair of Spanx Okay?

483
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,840
And the next thing you know. he runs off
With a reality TV star named Shawnda Okay?

484
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,301
And that's my personal experience.
But I'm telling you

485
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,887
You better watch out.
Because Shawnda speaks six languages

486
00:33:33,887 --> 00:33:35,305
And one of those languages

487
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,265
Is sex.
- Are you going to eat that?

488
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,351
Getting hungz...
Super hungz over here.

489
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,088
(receptionist) Peach Plaza Motel

490
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:12,717
Ah yes. I抦 trying to reach a guest named...

491
00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,972
Yes uh...

492
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:21,560
Yes the guest named
Annabell Hensler.

493
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,270
(receptionist) Just a moment

494
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,279
Well it took you long enough. We need to meet
That's not going to happen Annabell

495
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,991
I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie

496
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:41,371
But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice.
You can't just walk away from this game.

497
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:43,582
I've got a job for you kiddo

498
00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,501
I'm out. You're going to have to find somebody
Else to clean up your mess

499
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:49,963
My Mess! If you don't do this job.
It'll be your mess.

500
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:52,340
I'm in room 1-1-4

501
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,508
I'll be waiting for you

502
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:55,844
Just do what I'm telling you
<Spencer>

503
00:34:58,388 --> 00:34:59,264
Hey!

504
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:02,851
Did you just hang up on someone?

505
00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:04,394
No

506
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:12,027
Jenn's tied up at work so I'm supposed to do something nice
For your birthday so. Here I am

507
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:13,737
I'm going to feed you.

508
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,155
Oh boy.
That's great

509
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:17,449
Really. I can just grab something real simple

510
00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:18,992
Are you saying you would rather eat alone?

511
00:35:19,034 --> 00:35:20,410
No

512
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:24,289
Of course not I...
Let's break some bread.

513
00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:29,211
Who's "h"?

514
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,547
My old boss.

515
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:35,592
Just asked me if I want my old job back

516
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,596
He sent you hugs and kisses

517
00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,056
Yup

518
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,641
It's a French thing

519
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,226
You know always kissing...
Fruits

520
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:48,230
I can't take you to dinner dressed like a
Street urchin so...

521
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:51,858
We'll stop by your house and
Pick up adult apparel

522
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,944
I'll leave my car here

523
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,862
I will meet you out front.

524
00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,923
What's with you?

525
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,968
You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel

526
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,512
Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner

527
00:36:26,977 --> 00:36:29,145
You and Mrs. K. still thinking about
Going on that cruise?

528
00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:31,273
Yes

529
00:36:34,442 --> 00:36:36,027
Where are you going to go?

530
00:36:36,069 --> 00:36:39,030
I really think that's up to the captain Spencer.

531
00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:57,549
What's with you kids?

532
00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:01,344
Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house.
It's not safe

533
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,762
I couldn't agree with you more sir.

534
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,850
Did I leave my keys in the truck?

535
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,810
I am not telepathic Spencer

536
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,479
Maybe I'll just...

537
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:13,607
This is not Candyland
Unlocked trucks get stolen

538
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:17,235
Which is why careful men
Use the garage

539
00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,031
Thank you sir.
<The keys are in the ignition>

540
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:32,209
Surprise!!!

541
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:47,098
I told you I wouldn't throw you a party...

542
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,893
On my birthday
Right. Very cute

543
00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,437
Not what you were expecting right?

544
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,355
No

545
00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:54,105
Okay

546
00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:55,315
All right

547
00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:57,609
I'm going to run upstairs and
Change really quick

548
00:37:57,651 --> 00:37:59,027
Okay we'll be down here waiting when you come back.

549
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:05,367
(drunkenly) Surprise!!!

550
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,415
Good job Daddy

551
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:19,548
(receptionist) Good evening Peach Plaza Motel
-Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please.

552
00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:20,882
(receptionist) One moment

553
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,348
No answer sir.
Would you like to leave a message

554
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,057
No

555
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,934
No. No message

556
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,232
Well I got a lot going on and that so

557
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:39,860
I don't know if I'm going to make it...
< We should hang out more >

558
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,153
We should

559
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:42,821
I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick

560
00:38:42,863 --> 00:38:44,281
Yeah, yeah
I'll join you

561
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:46,533
Mama!

562
00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:47,784
Oh sweetheart!

563
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,994
Oh dear

564
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:52,831
I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over
Tomorrow. We can't let you spend your birthday alone.

565
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:55,917
I've got the block party

566
00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,295
We could come with you

567
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,796
Yeah

568
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,131
Perfect

569
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:02,090
Great

570
00:39:02,132 --> 00:39:04,593
I'm coming you lush!

571
00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,927
Oh, Henry might be staying the night
< Uh huh >

572
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:10,307
I'm telling you smoke on the water
This chick was electrified

573
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,268
Pow! Snap! Pop!
Whooo!!

574
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,936
Ha ha ha ha
< Okay >

575
00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:21,276
I need to get a fill up
< Uh huh >

576
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:25,572
You got something there you think I might like?

577
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:26,740
I'll see you guys in a minute

578
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,867
Or something you might like
It's your party

579
00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:30,368
You get to have whatever you want

580
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,079
Uhh...
Wine?

581
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,289
Having Fun?

582
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:36,291
I'm uhh...

583
00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,920
I'll go open it
I'll be here with a birthday kiss when you get back

584
00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:43,173
I just hope that it was a good surprise you know?
He seems kind of distracted

585
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,967
He wasn't expecting a house full of people
Cut him some slack

586
00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:51,765
Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing. You would
Tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it

587
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,600
Cause with things like that.
It's just better to know

588
00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:57,187
I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been in my
Fat jeans for the last two weeks which..

589
00:39:57,229 --> 00:40:01,733
May be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler
Than go on vacation with me. Oh my God

590
00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:03,902
I really am freaking out.
<What's going on with you guys?>

591
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,405
You got her all freaked out at lunch

592
00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,950
Are you still having sex with Spencer?
Yes or No?

593
00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,952
Yeah all the time

594
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,537
Then your marriage is fine

595
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:16,498
Guys can we please play charades now?
Come on.

596
00:40:27,801 --> 00:40:28,635
Are you sure you're all right?

597
00:40:28,677 --> 00:40:29,678
Yeah yeah, I'm Okay

598
00:40:31,847 --> 00:40:32,889
Watch the steps!

599
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,308
Walk home!
He really shouldn't be driving

600
00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,524
No no babe. I got it

601
00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:43,650
No honey no.
I got it

602
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:44,943
I'll put the house to bed

603
00:40:44,985 --> 00:40:46,111
You've got to start packing

604
00:40:46,153 --> 00:40:48,363
Babe, It's your birthday
< I got it >

605
00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:49,865
Are you sure?
< yeah >

606
00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:54,202
(snoring)  < Okay just do the bare minimum>
I'll get the rest in the morning

607
00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:55,370
I love you

608
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:56,580
Thank you
I love you

609
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,540
Where are your pants?
(snoring)

610
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:28,403
Is something wrong?

611
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,114
No, of course not.

612
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,824
Are you sure?

613
00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:36,953
I mean.
Is everything okay between us?

614
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:39,664
You're kidding,
Right?

615
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:45,045
Come here. Come here
This the spot?

616
00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:51,593
Maybe I could skip the Cornfield packing method
Just this once

617
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:54,763
Your flights early
You should keep packing

618
00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:25,001
(snoring)

619
00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:30,423
(farts)

620
00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,552
(follow through fart)

621
00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:50,652
I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow
I feel terrible missing your birthday

622
00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:52,154
No worries.
I've got another one next year

623
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,405
(stifled laughter)

624
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:56,700
Well hold on

625
00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:58,785
You need your birthday kiss

626
00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,505
We don't want the neighbors to get jealous

627
00:43:12,632 --> 00:43:14,843
Throwing a little porno in the driveway

628
00:43:14,843 --> 00:43:16,094
Don't want you to be late

629
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:18,096
For the airport

630
00:43:18,138 --> 00:43:20,724
Miss your flight

631
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,933
There we go!

632
00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:27,314
Hey Jen!

633
00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:29,608
Jen!

634
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,693
Hey! Jen
< Hey Jackie >

635
00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:34,112
You're up early for a party animal.

636
00:43:34,154 --> 00:43:35,822
Oh yeah.
I'm just runnning out to the airport

637
00:43:35,864 --> 00:43:41,161
My Doggie says its a good thing  that we're such sound
sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have

638
00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:40,869
An issue with all that noise.

639
00:43:41,912 --> 00:43:48,210
Any who. Doggy wants to talk to Spence about this whole
fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having.

640
00:43:48,210 --> 00:43:51,046
We don't want to bring lawyers into it
Any more than you do right?

641
00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:53,590
But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land

642
00:43:53,632 --> 00:43:59,095
You know, you understand <Oh yeah perfectly, but you>
Understand you're gonna have to take it up with Spence right?

643
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,013
Okay?

644
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:03,016
Thanks Jackie, I'm sorry
I'm in a big rush. See you soon

645
00:44:03,058 --> 00:44:04,142
Okay, you're late.

646
00:44:07,437 --> 00:44:08,522
Hey, Did you guys have fun last night?

647
00:44:08,522 --> 00:44:10,065
Oh yeah, it was great

648
00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:12,192
Of course, I'm paying for it this morning

649
00:44:12,234 --> 00:44:14,778
(laughing) You're still taking Spence out tonight though right?

650
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,655
Yes, for the hundredth time

651
00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,197
Good

652
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,907
Okay did Daddy promise to be nice to him?

653
00:44:18,949 --> 00:44:22,786
Hmmm... Not in so many words.

654
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:27,207
Just get yourself on the plane.
Let us take care of Spence, Okay?

655
00:44:27,207 --> 00:44:29,209
Okay, well I'll call you
When I get to San Francisco

656
00:44:29,209 --> 00:44:30,168
Love you

657
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:31,378
Love you too dear
Bye

658
00:44:33,421 --> 00:44:36,424
(slurps)
Mmmmm

659
00:44:55,318 --> 00:44:57,279
(cell phone)

660
00:44:57,279 --> 00:44:59,739
What was that?
You or me?

661
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,076
That's me

662
00:45:03,118 --> 00:45:04,244
That's you

663
00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:08,373
You got any milk?

664
00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:09,749
Yeah.

665
00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:11,293
Everything all right?

666
00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:11,960
Yeah

667
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:19,551
What do I got? I've got some skim milk and...
I've got some low fat yogurt

668
00:45:19,593 --> 00:45:22,637
You know what you can do?
You can mix the two together

669
00:45:26,016 --> 00:45:26,683
What the hell are you doing man?

670
00:45:26,725 --> 00:45:28,351
You should have seen your face

671
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,729
You almost crapped your pants

672
00:45:30,770 --> 00:45:31,521
Yeah, It's really funny....

673
00:45:38,111 --> 00:45:38,737
What are you doing?

674
00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:40,113
Killing you buddy

675
00:46:01,218 --> 00:46:02,219
Where are you going Spence?
Huh?

676
00:46:02,219 --> 00:46:05,931
You got a gun upstairs or something?

677
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:43,343
Surprise!
I'm back

678
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:45,679
Spence?

679
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:52,060
(screaming)

680
00:46:53,103 --> 00:46:53,895
What are you doing!?

681
00:46:53,895 --> 00:46:55,814
Spencer!
Stop it!

682
00:46:55,814 --> 00:46:57,440
Stop!
You're hurting him.

683
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,692
I need you to give me something

684
00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,194
Stop it.
Upstairs, in the bedside table...

685
00:47:01,236 --> 00:47:03,613
There's a Glock .45
< A Glock?! >

686
00:47:03,655 --> 00:47:05,240
A gun!
Just go get it!

687
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,159
Why do you have a gun?!
< Just get it! >

688
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:21,423
I'm coming, I'm coming...

689
00:47:21,423 --> 00:47:25,468
I kind of need you to hurry
< Okay, Okay, I'm here >

690
00:47:25,468 --> 00:47:30,056
Your job right now. I need you to point the gun at him...
And shoot him in the face.

691
00:47:30,098 --> 00:47:32,475
What?! <Don't do it he's gone crazy>
It's a psychotic...

692
00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,399
Okay
(gun fires)

693
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:42,444
Oww!!
Bitch shot me

694
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:47,115
What are you crazy?!

695
00:47:47,157 --> 00:47:49,034
You told me to shoot him in the face

696
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:52,120
I didn't think you were really going to shoot.
I was telling you to divert his...

697
00:47:52,162 --> 00:47:54,998
Well then you should have waved or
Crossed your fingers or something.

698
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,125
I was a little busy
Trying not to die

699
00:47:57,167 --> 00:47:59,586
Oh God, I shot him
It's all right he's just knocked out, he's not dead.

700
00:47:59,628 --> 00:48:01,671
It's Okay. I need you to go to the basement

701
00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:02,923
And get the duct tape

702
00:48:02,964 --> 00:48:05,634
There's duct tape downstairs
Go downstairs and get the duct tape.

703
00:48:05,675 --> 00:48:08,637
I can't move
< Come on babe >

704
00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:09,346
I can't move!

705
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:09,930
It's okay

706
00:48:09,971 --> 00:48:11,056
It's okay

707
00:48:11,097 --> 00:48:12,766
It's okay, he's going to be okay

708
00:48:12,807 --> 00:48:15,101
Maybe.

709
00:48:19,439 --> 00:48:19,981
Spence?

710
00:48:20,023 --> 00:48:23,193
What is happening?
(cell phone)

711
00:48:26,321 --> 00:48:27,364
I'm about to find out

712
00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,158
Ahhh!!!  <Wake up >
Owwwww!!!  < You're hurting him>

713
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,244
Yeah, I think he'll be all right

714
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:37,582
Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair

715
00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:39,626
You just had it reupholstered right?

716
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:40,460
Yeah

717
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,299
You were under contract

718
00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:47,133
Contract for what?
The business?

719
00:48:47,175 --> 00:48:49,678
Somebody hired him
To kill me.

720
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:52,681
Oh my God!

721
00:48:52,722 --> 00:48:54,558
I thought we were friends.

722
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:57,561
Really?
Because you never seemed that invested.

723
00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,521
Owww!!!

724
00:48:59,563 --> 00:49:04,818
I covered for you. With every client that we have.
I talked a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires

725
00:49:04,860 --> 00:49:10,240
I even drove you to the free clinic when your balls were
swollen and you had that fungal thing!

726
00:49:10,282 --> 00:49:14,077
< No, no no no >
I helped you bury "Sir Barks-a-lot"

727
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,413
Hey.
He was a good dog all right.

728
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:17,706
Leave him out of this

729
00:49:17,706 --> 00:49:19,124
He couldn't fetch for shit.

730
00:49:19,166 --> 00:49:20,333
Spencer

731
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:20,750
Yeah?

732
00:49:20,792 --> 00:49:23,920
By the end of the day, you're going
to be just as dead as he is

733
00:49:23,962 --> 00:49:26,715
You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head

734
00:49:32,846 --> 00:49:33,430
Are you going to faint?

735
00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,183
Unless I puke first

736
00:49:36,183 --> 00:49:37,517
Breathe

737
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:38,768
It's okay

738
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,687
How is this okay?

739
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:42,814
I'll explain.
Just not right now

740
00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:45,942
No you explain now!
I want you to explain right now!

741
00:49:45,734 --> 00:49:47,068
(knock on door)

742
00:49:48,111 --> 00:49:48,820
Jen?

743
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:50,113
Spence?

744
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:54,034
Hello?

745
00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:57,454
Yeah that抯 it.
Be very quiet

746
00:49:57,496 --> 00:49:59,664
Maybe the other assassin will go away.

747
00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:02,542
(outside) Yoo-hoo
< They could be any of your neighbors >

748
00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,461
(outside) Come out, come out wherever you are

749
00:50:04,503 --> 00:50:05,420
What?

750
00:50:05,462 --> 00:50:08,215
You didn't think I'd have some competition?

751
00:50:08,256 --> 00:50:12,594
20 million dollars buys a lot of patience
(outside) Helloooooo!

752
00:50:13,637 --> 00:50:15,305
I can see your car

753
00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:18,433
Spencer, It's just Jackie Valero

754
00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:20,560
(Jackie) I know you're in there.

755
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:22,729
She just wants to talk about the property line or something

756
00:50:22,729 --> 00:50:24,022
Or...
Kill you.

757
00:50:26,149 --> 00:50:29,110
(knock)
(Jackie) Hello you two, Hello?

758
00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:33,490
What do we do?

759
00:50:33,532 --> 00:50:35,033
Go

760
00:50:36,827 --> 00:50:41,540
What about him? < Oh no no! > <Spencer, stop. >
< If I don't, he'll come after us >

761
00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,291
He's our friend

762
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:43,917
He's a liar

763
00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:48,547
(gunshots)

764
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,768
Put your seatbelt on
< I am, I am >

765
00:51:06,022 --> 00:51:06,481
Jen!

766
00:51:06,523 --> 00:51:08,525
Jen!
What's going on?

767
00:51:11,695 --> 00:51:13,113
... my gun
I can tell

768
00:51:13,155 --> 00:51:14,614
Jen, everything all right

769
00:51:26,626 --> 00:51:27,085
Good Morning

770
00:51:31,423 --> 00:51:32,549
Slow Down!

771
00:51:32,549 --> 00:51:34,551
Stop the car right there
I am getting out right now!

772
00:51:34,593 --> 00:51:35,886
Sit Down

773
00:51:35,886 --> 00:51:38,221
I have a right to freak out
I don't even know who the hell you are!

774
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:38,972
It's me

775
00:51:39,014 --> 00:51:40,557
I just have a different resume

776
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:41,808
Who do you work for?

777
00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:43,059
Is it the Mob?

778
00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:45,187
I can't tell you. If I tell you
They could kill you too

779
00:51:45,228 --> 00:51:51,151
Let's just say that  I work for the blah. blah. blah
And they gave me a license to blah

780
00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,571
Air. I need air right now

781
00:51:54,613 --> 00:51:55,614
All right
Honey

782
00:51:55,655 --> 00:51:57,240
It was never my primary directive.

783
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:01,786
Are we even married? <Yes we're married> I mean
legally married <I got out> not married in your heart?

784
00:52:01,828 --> 00:52:02,954
I got out in France

785
00:52:02,996 --> 00:52:06,082
I was in a love bubble in France
<I was in a love bubble t...>

786
00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:19,638
I've got something for you Spence.

787
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:25,268
Spread your legs.  <Oh No!>
You are not getting off that easy.

788
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:28,688
Spread 'Em!!

789
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:30,732
Here
Hold this

790
00:52:32,234 --> 00:52:34,528
(gunfire)
Hold on

791
00:52:53,338 --> 00:52:55,131
He's on my side.
He's on my side

792
00:53:05,684 --> 00:53:06,518
Oh cool!
Race cars

793
00:53:26,246 --> 00:53:27,914
Damn!

794
00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:29,374
That got him

795
00:53:31,418 --> 00:53:31,501
You okay?

796
00:53:31,543 --> 00:53:32,627
Mmm Hmm

797
00:53:32,669 --> 00:53:34,546
He's going to be close behind

798
00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:47,309
Hide

799
00:53:47,350 --> 00:53:48,435
What?
<Hide now!>

800
00:53:53,690 --> 00:53:54,649
What are you going to do?

801
00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,067
I'm going to kill him

802
00:54:05,869 --> 00:54:08,038
(gunfire)

803
00:54:29,851 --> 00:54:30,977
(gunfire)

804
00:54:45,575 --> 00:54:48,703
(coughing)

805
00:54:57,045 --> 00:54:59,130
Whoa!!!

806
00:54:59,548 --> 00:55:00,632
(loud crash)

807
00:55:14,771 --> 00:55:15,272
Spence?

808
00:55:20,652 --> 00:55:21,403
Spencer

809
00:55:33,790 --> 00:55:34,708
Get in the truck

810
00:55:36,126 --> 00:55:36,751
Is he...?

811
00:55:36,793 --> 00:55:37,586
Yeah

812
00:55:42,299 --> 00:55:43,049
Start talking.

813
00:55:49,347 --> 00:55:51,183
I was recruited in college
Freshman year

814
00:55:52,851 --> 00:55:54,019
Why did they choose you?

815
00:55:54,019 --> 00:55:57,522
They look for independent people.
And after my parents passed...

816
00:55:57,522 --> 00:55:59,524
I didn't have any family
So...

817
00:56:04,196 --> 00:56:05,197
We've gotta go babe.

818
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,659
You can be pissed at me in the truck

819
00:56:10,744 --> 00:56:11,953
Are you going to kill me too?

820
00:56:11,995 --> 00:56:15,415
Come on. If I was going to kill you,
I would have shot you back at the house.

821
00:56:15,415 --> 00:56:17,209
Uh.. that...

822
00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,586
Sounded weird I...

823
00:56:19,628 --> 00:56:22,464
Logically, You know that that's true

824
00:56:24,549 --> 00:56:25,592
Okay

825
00:56:32,766 --> 00:56:36,603
Spread 'em.  <For God's sake>
What else do you have down there?

826
00:56:42,275 --> 00:56:43,485
How many people Spencer?

827
00:56:47,906 --> 00:56:49,157
Four

828
00:56:48,698 --> 00:56:50,408
-teen

829
00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:53,745
Fifteen
It's fifteen

830
00:56:56,832 --> 00:56:59,459
Is fifteen your real number
Or is that like when

831
00:56:59,459 --> 00:57:02,462
You ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with and
You have to double in and times it by ten?

832
00:57:04,506 --> 00:57:08,927
I didn't do that. I'm just...
<Fifteen is my number.>

833
00:57:10,011 --> 00:57:12,472
And they were all bad guys
As far as I know

834
00:57:12,514 --> 00:57:14,683
But it was getting harder to tell

835
00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:16,768
And then I met you

836
00:57:16,810 --> 00:57:19,980
And we fell in love
And I got out

837
00:57:26,695 --> 00:57:28,321
My boss reached out to me yesterday

838
00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:30,448
He's staying in a hotel

839
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:33,368
He'll know what's going on

840
00:57:50,010 --> 00:57:50,385
Sweetie

841
00:57:50,385 --> 00:57:51,928
Your gun is showing

842
00:57:51,970 --> 00:57:53,305
Where do you expect me to put it?

843
00:57:53,346 --> 00:57:55,307
Have you seen the size of this thing?

844
00:58:00,479 --> 00:58:01,646
(toy squeaks)

845
00:58:04,774 --> 00:58:08,778
(children laughing, playing)

846
00:58:11,948 --> 00:58:13,992
(cell phone ringing)

847
00:58:14,034 --> 00:58:15,577
Oh, It's my Dad.

848
00:58:15,619 --> 00:58:16,369
Should I take it?

849
00:58:23,418 --> 00:58:25,420
(rap ringtone)

850
00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:26,546
I thought you said you were going to change that?

851
00:58:33,470 --> 00:58:34,638
Sweetheart
Relax

852
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,557
It's a little early to check on Spencer
Don't you think?

853
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:40,685
And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel

854
00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:43,063
Yeah

855
00:58:43,063 --> 00:58:43,939
You're right

856
00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,234
(knocking on door)

857
00:58:57,661 --> 00:58:58,078
Spence?

858
00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,496
I got the...

859
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:20,809
Easy...

860
00:59:20,851 --> 00:59:23,645
It's my old boss
Holbrook

861
00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:28,024
Two to the heart
One in the head

862
00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:31,236
It's old school training
Had to be an experienced hitter.

863
00:59:36,324 --> 00:59:36,616
All right.

864
00:59:36,658 --> 00:59:38,910
Judging from his body
It happened earlier this morning

865
00:59:39,995 --> 00:59:40,412
It's okay

866
00:59:40,453 --> 00:59:41,746
It's the adrenaline

867
00:59:41,788 --> 00:59:43,123
You're going in a little bit

868
00:59:43,165 --> 00:59:45,375
How can you talk about him like that?
You knew him.

869
00:59:45,417 --> 00:59:47,043
It's my training baby

870
00:59:48,420 --> 00:59:48,837
Sorry

871
00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:53,758
Spence, I can't stay here

872
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,051
I think I'm going to get sick

873
00:59:55,093 --> 00:59:57,179
Just give me a second baby

874
00:59:57,220 --> 00:59:58,722
Gotta have some information

875
00:59:58,722 --> 01:00:00,348
About the target

876
01:00:02,726 --> 01:00:04,227
You already looked there

877
01:00:06,438 --> 01:00:07,272
I'm missing something

878
01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:14,529
It's the watch

879
01:00:14,571 --> 01:00:16,615
It's wrong

880
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:20,952
He'd never wear anything this flashy
Nothing to get noticed

881
01:00:24,456 --> 01:00:24,915
Look at this.

882
01:00:26,124 --> 01:00:27,918
It's broken. Who cares?
< No no >

883
01:00:27,959 --> 01:00:31,630
It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something.
It's missing.

884
01:00:31,671 --> 01:00:34,132
You're right
Someone's taken the drive

885
01:00:36,259 --> 01:00:36,676
Okay
All right

886
01:00:37,427 --> 01:00:39,596
Let's go

887
01:00:48,063 --> 01:00:49,856
Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook?

888
01:00:51,817 --> 01:00:55,445
No Henry was in agreement until this morning
There was another shooter at the house

889
01:00:55,487 --> 01:00:56,947
I think we need to get out of here

890
01:00:56,988 --> 01:00:58,323
Absolutely

891
01:00:58,365 --> 01:00:59,533
And go to my parents

892
01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:00,742
<No>
Yes

893
01:01:00,784 --> 01:01:01,618
No

894
01:01:01,618 --> 01:01:03,662
Yes! My Dad will know what to do

895
01:01:03,703 --> 01:01:07,999
I used to do this for a living okay. We do not
Want to involve your parents. And we definitely

896
01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:09,751
Don't need help from your Dad.
<I think we do.>

897
01:01:09,751 --> 01:01:10,502
Because your plan

898
01:01:10,544 --> 01:01:13,255
To kill Henry and come see a dead guy.
It's not really working out

899
01:01:13,296 --> 01:01:14,506
(sighs)

900
01:01:14,506 --> 01:01:16,591
I should have seen this coming

901
01:01:16,633 --> 01:01:18,635
Of course you're going to
Rope your parents into this.

902
01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,554
Oh! You are a spy
And a double agent

903
01:01:20,595 --> 01:01:22,973
But I'm the bad guy because
I want to call my parents. Really?

904
01:01:23,014 --> 01:01:27,894
We've been married for three years and we've never been 5
Minutes away from your parents <come on now>

905
01:01:27,894 --> 01:01:33,191
They're always coming over and you Dad's all
"This is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and

906
01:01:33,191 --> 01:01:37,863
"Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way"
"Take this piece of coal, Stick it up your keester"

907
01:01:37,904 --> 01:01:41,032
"Squeeze it real tight like we do"
"And you'll make a Cornfield diamond"

908
01:01:41,032 --> 01:01:42,659
Now hold up a minute.
You're talking about my parents

909
01:01:42,659 --> 01:01:44,578
I'm your husband

910
01:01:44,619 --> 01:01:47,330
What are we going to do when we have our own kids?

911
01:01:47,372 --> 01:01:50,917
(vomits)

912
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,962
Jen
Jen

913
01:01:54,004 --> 01:01:56,798
If you could just talk to me for a second
I take it back I love your parents

914
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,260
I'm sending them a mental hug right now

915
01:02:00,302 --> 01:02:02,387
Spencer!
Hey.. you okay?

916
01:02:02,429 --> 01:02:03,305
Yeah, I'm good

917
01:02:03,346 --> 01:02:04,264
Yeah

918
01:02:04,264 --> 01:02:07,476
Your garage. It's it's a wreck

919
01:02:07,517 --> 01:02:09,978
Yeah it was a party foul it...
< You do realize we >

920
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:14,524
Have the block party tonight and its a...
It's a real eyesore.

921
01:02:13,648 --> 01:02:15,901
Well then don't look at it Pete!

922
01:02:23,033 --> 01:02:26,453
You can't just run off like that
You make it impossible for me to protect you

923
01:02:26,453 --> 01:02:28,121
A little late for protection

924
01:02:32,209 --> 01:02:37,672
Think about it. My emotions are all over the place. I'm
Picking up smells that half the K-9 unit would miss

925
01:02:37,714 --> 01:02:40,133
Plus, I pretty much feel like vomiting
Every time I breathe

926
01:02:40,175 --> 01:02:40,967
It's been a stressful day

927
01:02:40,967 --> 01:02:42,511
Explain these

928
01:02:46,264 --> 01:02:47,474
Aren't they always that big?

929
01:02:49,851 --> 01:02:51,144
You take the pill every day

930
01:02:51,144 --> 01:02:53,563
I know, But I had strep last month remember?

931
01:02:53,605 --> 01:02:55,857
I had to take a Z pack

932
01:02:55,857 --> 01:02:58,568
Antibiotics knock out the pill. That's why I told you we
Had to be careful. <I thought you were talking about>

933
01:02:58,610 --> 01:03:01,029
My technique. Not getting knocked up.

934
01:03:01,029 --> 01:03:02,113
Okay don't yell at me
Sureshot

935
01:03:02,155 --> 01:03:05,033
You're the one who suggested
Naked Saturdays

936
01:03:07,035 --> 01:03:07,577
Can I help you?

937
01:03:07,619 --> 01:03:09,579
Stop It.

938
01:03:09,621 --> 01:03:12,374
What? She's staring at us <You don't...>
Staring is rude.  <You know what?>

939
01:03:12,415 --> 01:03:15,836
Can we just.. We're not in a library here.
Let's just pick up the pace

940
01:03:15,836 --> 01:03:17,462
Well they're not all equally accurate okay?

941
01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:20,882
Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so...
Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares?

942
01:03:20,924 --> 01:03:23,468
I care. I care Spence.
It would be awesome

943
01:03:23,468 --> 01:03:29,015
To know if I am actually making a little being
Inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy!

944
01:03:29,057 --> 01:03:32,978
I'm not calling you crazy. The scenario is crazy
Standing here is crazy

945
01:03:29,891 --> 01:03:33,603
You know what?
You're not helping

946
01:03:33,937 --> 01:03:36,273
Uh... Folks?
Could I be of some assistance?

947
01:03:37,190 --> 01:03:38,483
Yes

948
01:03:38,525 --> 01:03:40,318
Yes

949
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:41,695
You can
ahh... uhh...

950
01:03:41,736 --> 01:03:44,114
Kevin

951
01:03:44,114 --> 01:03:46,783
Which one of these is the most accurate?

952
01:03:46,825 --> 01:03:49,452
I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert

953
01:03:53,790 --> 01:03:54,207
Well...

954
01:03:54,207 --> 01:03:56,334
First Response seems to be pretty popular uh...

955
01:03:56,376 --> 01:03:59,963
Can't seem to keep it on the shelf
Here you go

956
01:04:02,674 --> 01:04:04,593
Must be your first. <pregnancy test?>
Baby

957
01:04:05,427 --> 01:04:06,428
Oh. Yeah, yeah

958
01:04:10,557 --> 01:04:12,058
Well, It may be your lucky day

959
01:04:15,896 --> 01:04:16,271
Stop it

960
01:04:16,313 --> 01:04:18,231
Look at that

961
01:04:18,273 --> 01:04:20,484
It's on sale
<Great>

962
01:04:20,484 --> 01:04:21,735
That's great

963
01:04:25,947 --> 01:04:29,034
Let's go
<Thank you so much. Thanks>

964
01:04:35,582 --> 01:04:36,500
No judging

965
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:41,046
I need to follow protocol
Report Holbrook's termination

966
01:04:41,087 --> 01:04:42,964
I'll get a safe house

967
01:04:43,006 --> 01:04:44,716
You'll be protected there

968
01:04:44,716 --> 01:04:46,760
And I can figure out

969
01:04:46,801 --> 01:04:48,470
Who Holbrook's target was

970
01:04:48,512 --> 01:04:50,889
Maybe find out
Who set this whole thing in motion

971
01:04:50,931 --> 01:04:54,309
Along as I get to pee on the stick and eat my
Delicious jerky. I'm in

972
01:04:54,351 --> 01:04:56,770
Great

973
01:04:56,812 --> 01:04:58,688
Listen.
There's one more thing

974
01:04:58,730 --> 01:05:02,484
You can't be upset...
I need to steal a car

975
01:05:02,484 --> 01:05:06,655
The truck's shot to shit. <It will be the least awful
Thing we do all day so...Go for it.>

976
01:05:14,329 --> 01:05:16,289
Honey, I'm eating like I just got home from Fat Camp

977
01:05:16,331 --> 01:05:18,458
I'm glad you said it

978
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,460
Really?

979
01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:23,964
You want to poke Mama Bear right now?
That seems like a good idea?

980
01:05:24,005 --> 01:05:25,924
Hey you're kind of scary right now.
<Just make your phone call>

981
01:05:29,052 --> 01:05:30,679
(over phone) You are a go for contact

982
01:05:30,762 --> 01:05:35,225
This is Zulu one four niner.
Sierra one zero zero's been forcibly retired

983
01:05:35,225 --> 01:05:38,895
Prior to contact. Please advise a secure
Location for briefing

984
01:05:38,937 --> 01:05:41,398
(over phone) Hold for further instructions

985
01:05:41,398 --> 01:05:45,277
Zulu one four niner?
<It's my code name>

986
01:05:45,277 --> 01:05:45,819
(chuckles)

987
01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:49,823
It's just not very catchy.

988
01:05:49,865 --> 01:05:53,243
Sorry
All the cool code names were taken

989
01:05:53,535 --> 01:05:58,331
(over phone) Zulu one four niner.
Please confirm your contact and his status.

990
01:05:58,373 --> 01:06:03,420
Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead
And I believe his target has put a hit on me

991
01:06:03,461 --> 01:06:06,798
(over phone) Negative
Sierra one zero zero has no target

992
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:11,052
He is no longer an active agent. Please provide
Your location and code... <hangs up>

993
01:06:17,434 --> 01:06:17,767
What happened?

994
01:06:17,767 --> 01:06:19,311
Something's not right

995
01:06:19,352 --> 01:06:20,270
Where are you going?

996
01:06:20,312 --> 01:06:23,273
To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who
Hired him. Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook

997
01:06:23,315 --> 01:06:26,526
Oh and you could do your...
Pee thing.

998
01:06:34,951 --> 01:06:35,494
I got it

999
01:06:35,535 --> 01:06:37,704
I'm in

1000
01:06:37,704 --> 01:06:47,005
Porn...porn...porn.....Poooooorn
<Porn>

1001
01:06:47,005 --> 01:06:49,758
People are so inventive.

1002
01:06:49,799 --> 01:06:53,345
They're like propped up there and...
<Okay>

1003
01:06:56,890 --> 01:06:57,891
Okay, how weird is this going to get?

1004
01:06:57,891 --> 01:07:00,352
Because there are some things
That you can't unsee

1005
01:07:00,393 --> 01:07:02,729
It's a picture of Henry's dog
"Sir Barks-a-lot"

1006
01:07:02,771 --> 01:07:03,980
In costume?

1007
01:07:10,195 --> 01:07:10,737
Wait a minute

1008
01:07:10,779 --> 01:07:13,740
Look at the size of these files

1009
01:07:17,994 --> 01:07:18,620
Oh my God

1010
01:07:18,662 --> 01:07:22,582
These are pictures from two years ago

1011
01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:25,168
I mean, This was the first block party we went to

1012
01:07:28,088 --> 01:07:31,883
Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry
And God knows who else into my life <Our life>>

1013
01:07:31,925 --> 01:07:32,968
Our life

1014
01:07:37,889 --> 01:07:38,473
Wait wha...

1015
01:07:42,144 --> 01:07:43,520
I'm pretty sure your Dad took that one

1016
01:07:46,273 --> 01:07:48,567
What is that supposed to mean?
<Nothing, It's just an observation>

1017
01:07:48,567 --> 01:07:51,611
Yes. An observation about my father
And that photo

1018
01:07:52,821 --> 01:07:54,990
Because it's a picture that he took.

1019
01:07:55,031 --> 01:07:57,701
Okay so now my Dad, is a bad guy
<I definitely did not...>

1020
01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:58,827
No no no

1021
01:07:58,869 --> 01:07:59,744
You're right

1022
01:07:59,744 --> 01:08:01,079
Because you're a liar... and a hitman

1023
01:08:01,121 --> 01:08:04,541
And everybody probably is too <here we go>
So I bet my Mom's in on it

1024
01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:05,542
And Granny Cornfield

1025
01:08:05,584 --> 01:08:10,213
Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds with
The whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!"

1026
01:08:10,255 --> 01:08:13,592
Okay, We are getting into some counter productive
Territory here and...I think we should move on to

1027
01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:15,093
Something else
Like

1028
01:08:15,135 --> 01:08:18,638
Like... Maybe we should piss on a stick now?
That would be a good idea.

1029
01:08:18,638 --> 01:08:21,516
It is a good idea because I do have to pee

1030
01:08:21,558 --> 01:08:23,226
Grab my gun

1031
01:08:23,268 --> 01:08:26,396
You can't just walk out and...

1032
01:08:26,438 --> 01:08:29,441
You are aware that people are trying to kill us

1033
01:08:29,483 --> 01:08:30,358
I really have to go

1034
01:08:37,616 --> 01:08:40,160
Oh for God's sake just turn the light on
It's not like there's a lot of places to hide

1035
01:08:40,202 --> 01:08:41,703
Just humour me.

1036
01:08:43,955 --> 01:08:45,540
(sarcastically) Why thanks

1037
01:09:01,973 --> 01:09:04,392
I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me.

1038
01:09:04,434 --> 01:09:06,728
Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times

1039
01:09:06,770 --> 01:09:08,730
But there's a little more pressure now don't you think?

1040
01:09:10,816 --> 01:09:13,068
(water running)

1041
01:09:13,068 --> 01:09:15,153
Better?

1042
01:09:18,281 --> 01:09:18,865
No.

1043
01:09:18,907 --> 01:09:20,826
No...?

1044
01:09:23,954 --> 01:09:27,749
(radio playing "Whoomp there it is")
-Ahhhh...

1045
01:09:34,005 --> 01:09:36,007
Honey, can you please just give me one minute

1046
01:09:36,049 --> 01:09:37,592
It's going to take a minute

1047
01:09:37,634 --> 01:09:39,052
You can guard the door

1048
01:10:04,744 --> 01:10:05,245
Hey!
<Hey.>

1049
01:10:05,287 --> 01:10:06,454
You're here

1050
01:10:06,496 --> 01:10:07,539
< You're here >

1051
01:10:07,581 --> 01:10:08,748
Oh God look...

1052
01:10:08,790 --> 01:10:11,126
There's a problem with the wind pipe count
June 2008

1053
01:10:11,168 --> 01:10:15,380
The billing?
You might want to take a look at it.

1054
01:10:15,422 --> 01:10:17,841
You know what?
Let's forget the billing

1055
01:10:17,883 --> 01:10:20,135
We'll just
We'll take care of it on Monday

1056
01:10:20,177 --> 01:10:21,636
Are you sure?

1057
01:10:21,636 --> 01:10:22,345
Yeah

1058
01:10:22,387 --> 01:10:24,306
Okay

1059
01:10:24,347 --> 01:10:25,056
Great

1060
01:10:56,338 --> 01:10:57,714
Spence?

1061
01:11:45,470 --> 01:11:47,055
Spence?

1062
01:12:26,636 --> 01:12:27,888
Hey. You, you... Stop it

1063
01:12:27,929 --> 01:12:30,056
Stop it

1064
01:12:36,771 --> 01:12:38,064
Honey, I don't know how... it's not
It's not shooting

1065
01:12:57,167 --> 01:12:57,584
Are you okay?

1066
01:13:02,380 --> 01:13:03,715
Hey
Are you all right?

1067
01:13:05,342 --> 01:13:06,927
I'm out of ammo

1068
01:13:10,388 --> 01:13:11,807
Bullets before babies huh?

1069
01:13:13,934 --> 01:13:15,560
Ammo's kind of important right now

1070
01:13:17,687 --> 01:13:18,980
What's it say?

1071
01:13:22,526 --> 01:13:23,568
What's two bars mean?

1072
01:13:25,570 --> 01:13:26,863
Hey
You've got to translate this for me

1073
01:13:31,076 --> 01:13:32,828
Am I going to be a Dad?

1074
01:13:33,161 --> 01:13:34,162
I'm going to be a Mother

1075
01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:36,414
But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father

1076
01:13:45,882 --> 01:13:47,717
...

1077
01:13:47,759 --> 01:13:49,386
Jen, Jen...
I know you're upset

1078
01:13:49,427 --> 01:13:51,096
And you have every right to be
But I can't change who I was

1079
01:13:51,138 --> 01:13:52,222
Where does that leave us?

1080
01:13:53,306 --> 01:13:54,724
We'll figure it out

1081
01:13:54,724 --> 01:13:56,560
How? <I will keep you safe >
How?

1082
01:13:58,186 --> 01:13:59,187
Tell me how?

1083
01:13:59,229 --> 01:14:00,438
And I will stay

1084
01:14:07,737 --> 01:14:08,572
It's over Spence

1085
01:14:12,075 --> 01:14:13,577
I know you don't want this to be over

1086
01:14:13,618 --> 01:14:16,705
What I wanted stopped mattering
The moment I saw those two bars

1087
01:14:24,296 --> 01:14:25,172
Where are you going?

1088
01:14:30,385 --> 01:14:35,515
Jen....Jen
Jen!

1089
01:14:51,156 --> 01:14:55,327
(horn blaring)
-oh... Olivia!

1090
01:14:59,998 --> 01:15:01,583
(cell phone)

1091
01:15:07,839 --> 01:15:09,216
Henry, Who is calling you?

1092
01:15:14,429 --> 01:15:16,556
You've got to be kidding me

1093
01:15:18,183 --> 01:15:19,684
(horn honks)

1094
01:15:20,727 --> 01:15:21,937
Hey Spence, I've got a package for you

1095
01:15:26,483 --> 01:15:26,983
Relax buddy

1096
01:15:27,025 --> 01:15:28,443
Try a little decaf

1097
01:15:28,485 --> 01:15:30,320
Come on around the other side for me.

1098
01:15:38,662 --> 01:15:41,414
I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan

1099
01:15:41,414 --> 01:15:44,376
Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh?
<Yeah>

1100
01:15:49,089 --> 01:15:50,549
I just need your signature on the top there

1101
01:15:51,633 --> 01:15:53,510
Pen?
<Oh yeah>

1102
01:16:24,833 --> 01:16:25,959
I think I got him

1103
01:16:26,001 --> 01:16:27,419
Yeah you got him

1104
01:16:27,419 --> 01:16:31,131
Oh God,
I'm glad you're okay

1105
01:16:31,131 --> 01:16:34,050
God look at the windshield
You must have really pissed him off

1106
01:16:46,188 --> 01:16:49,107
Is anyone...
Not trying to kill me?

1107
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:30,732
Thanks

1108
01:17:34,611 --> 01:17:35,153
Let's go steal a car

1109
01:17:40,826 --> 01:17:41,535
So what do we do now?

1110
01:17:41,576 --> 01:17:43,703
I don't know

1111
01:17:46,873 --> 01:17:47,958
Maybe some couples counseling

1112
01:17:50,544 --> 01:17:51,711
No

1113
01:17:51,753 --> 01:17:52,921
Now

1114
01:17:52,963 --> 01:17:55,257
Spencer
What to we do? Right now.

1115
01:17:55,298 --> 01:17:56,216
Right now
Right

1116
01:17:56,258 --> 01:17:59,886
Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a
Go bag. We've got money, weapons, passports. We're set

1117
01:17:59,886 --> 01:18:03,390
Why exactly do we have a go bag
Spencer?

1118
01:18:03,431 --> 01:18:04,724
Did you know this was going to happen?

1119
01:18:04,766 --> 01:18:07,269
No.
I didn't know

1120
01:18:07,310 --> 01:18:08,937
You're lying

1121
01:18:08,979 --> 01:18:10,730
You are lying

1122
01:18:10,772 --> 01:18:12,858
Am I telling you everything?
-No.

1123
01:18:12,899 --> 01:18:14,025
I'm not telling you everything
-Okay

1124
01:18:14,067 --> 01:18:16,528
But we're married
That's what married people do honey.

1125
01:18:16,528 --> 01:18:20,615
They lie to each other.
They tell people things that aren't true to keep them

1126
01:18:20,657 --> 01:18:26,496
Safe. And to protect one another when they ask things like
If they have their Mother's arms

1127
01:18:28,915 --> 01:18:30,917
Not that you have your Mother's arms
I'm not...

1128
01:18:30,959 --> 01:18:33,753
You lie to me. <No I Didn't> The first time
We met. < No I Didn't!>

1129
01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:35,922
Unless your Dad is a Russian pervert?

1130
01:18:35,964 --> 01:18:37,883
Well I came clean about that

1131
01:18:37,924 --> 01:18:38,758
You didn't

1132
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,385
You did not come clean

1133
01:18:40,385 --> 01:18:43,054
Did too. <No you didn't> I told you...
I can't help that you were sleeping.

1134
01:18:43,096 --> 01:18:45,223
I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person

1135
01:18:46,308 --> 01:18:48,935
<Come on!> For all I know
You heard everything I said.

1136
01:18:48,977 --> 01:18:50,395
Based on what?

1137
01:18:50,437 --> 01:18:52,647
Based on... Your leg....
Was twitching

1138
01:18:52,689 --> 01:18:55,150
God you know this is perfect
This is just perfect

1139
01:18:55,150 --> 01:18:59,237
You couldn't have been just hiding Tranny porn in the
Crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray?

1140
01:19:01,448 --> 01:19:02,240
Really?
Murray?

1141
01:19:02,282 --> 01:19:05,744
No no no no you...
Had to be a spy

1142
01:19:05,785 --> 01:19:10,165
I can't believe I married a spy.
What am I? Pussy Galore?

1143
01:19:10,207 --> 01:19:12,167
(chuckles)
Not that I know of.

1144
01:19:12,209 --> 01:19:13,585
Excuse me?

1145
01:19:13,627 --> 01:19:17,088
You're going to complain now about our sex life?
Is that what you're doing?

1146
01:19:17,130 --> 01:19:18,590
I'm not going to complain about our sex...
<That's what you're going to do now?>

1147
01:19:18,632 --> 01:19:21,343
Pull the car over!
We'll have sex right now!

1148
01:19:21,384 --> 01:19:23,595
No! We're going to my parents
We are going to my parents!

1149
01:19:23,637 --> 01:19:25,055
<No No>
I'm taking us to my parents house Yes!

1150
01:19:25,096 --> 01:19:26,515
We are not going to your parents house

1151
01:19:26,556 --> 01:19:27,849
Yes we are
I said YES!

1152
01:19:27,891 --> 01:19:29,184
Listen to me

1153
01:19:29,226 --> 01:19:32,187
We can not go to your parents
You have to trust me

1154
01:19:33,855 --> 01:19:34,481
I love you

1155
01:19:34,481 --> 01:19:41,029
And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of
Finding a car. I need you to point it at the house and

1156
01:19:41,071 --> 01:19:42,531
Step on it

1157
01:19:42,572 --> 01:19:44,908
Okay
-Fine

1158
01:19:47,202 --> 01:19:48,745
I'm stepping on it and it's not...

1159
01:19:50,539 --> 01:19:51,915
It's not going...It's

1160
01:19:51,957 --> 01:19:53,208
Stopping actually
It's starting to...

1161
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,501
Not go.

1162
01:20:14,354 --> 01:20:17,023
Didn't notice the uhh...
Blinking fuel light?

1163
01:20:17,065 --> 01:20:19,025
You're right

1164
01:20:19,067 --> 01:20:22,779
I apologize. Topping off the tank
Should have been my first priority

1165
01:20:29,286 --> 01:20:29,870
Run

1166
01:20:42,883 --> 01:20:43,383
Go!

1167
01:20:52,601 --> 01:20:53,518
Darn It!

1168
01:20:58,773 --> 01:21:01,359
It's locked
<Stop pulling it!>

1169
01:21:02,444 --> 01:21:03,612
I missed..

1170
01:21:03,653 --> 01:21:05,780
Really?

1171
01:21:18,877 --> 01:21:21,713
20 Million!!!
<You got him sweetie>

1172
01:21:34,851 --> 01:21:36,603
God those Volvo's are amazing

1173
01:21:43,026 --> 01:21:43,902
Shit!
<The block party >

1174
01:21:43,944 --> 01:21:46,363
Stay close
Keep moving

1175
01:21:57,624 --> 01:21:58,166
Walnut muffin?

1176
01:22:22,899 --> 01:22:24,276
Hi guys! Spence Spence
Jen Jen

1177
01:22:24,276 --> 01:22:26,695
Jen Jen
Where are you guys going?

1178
01:22:26,736 --> 01:22:30,240
They've got corn dogs
They抳e got regular. And they've got bacon covered

1179
01:22:30,282 --> 01:22:33,660
Honey!
There's no wat she's packing heat

1180
01:22:33,702 --> 01:22:35,370
You'd be surprised where people hide stuff

1181
01:22:36,454 --> 01:22:38,874
Guys can I use the bathroom in you house?

1182
01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:41,042
Number one.

1183
01:22:41,042 --> 01:22:44,087
Where is the go bag?
In the office

1184
01:22:44,087 --> 01:22:49,176
Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath
The carpet and the combination's our anniversary

1185
01:22:49,217 --> 01:22:50,594
Where are you going?

1186
01:22:50,635 --> 01:22:51,845
To get the guns.

1187
01:22:53,346 --> 01:22:54,806
Oh, to get the guns
More guns

1188
01:22:54,848 --> 01:22:56,099
That's great

1189
01:23:24,127 --> 01:23:25,462
Rotilda Walfredsson?

1190
01:23:25,504 --> 01:23:27,923
Ooh,
I'm Swedish

1191
01:23:34,805 --> 01:23:35,388
Spence?

1192
01:23:37,307 --> 01:23:38,433
Spencer
Is that you?

1193
01:23:52,572 --> 01:23:52,989
Spence?

1194
01:23:56,034 --> 01:23:56,993
Spencer
Is that you?

1195
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:04,876
Oh God!

1196
01:24:04,918 --> 01:24:06,419
Mom.

1197
01:24:06,461 --> 01:24:09,506
Hey, You know,..
It is actually not a great time.

1198
01:24:09,506 --> 01:24:10,841
You think?

1199
01:24:15,929 --> 01:24:16,638
Kristen?

1200
01:24:18,390 --> 01:24:19,975
You know...
That actually kind of makes sense

1201
01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:22,936
(laughter)  Lower your gun!
Or it's last call for Mommy.

1202
01:24:50,130 --> 01:24:51,631
I told you
She's not a nice girl

1203
01:24:51,673 --> 01:24:52,507
You told her that?

1204
01:24:52,549 --> 01:24:53,633
That's very rude

1205
01:24:58,972 --> 01:25:00,182
God damn it!
Who is up there?

1206
01:25:00,223 --> 01:25:00,724
I don't know.

1207
01:25:00,765 --> 01:25:03,393
If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect
Before I have the chance to...

1208
01:25:03,435 --> 01:25:05,103
I will kill you both

1209
01:25:05,103 --> 01:25:08,815
On principal
Lower your gun, Now!

1210
01:25:17,949 --> 01:25:18,408
Check it out.

1211
01:25:34,049 --> 01:25:35,842
Just let my Mom go, okay
I am all the leverage you need

1212
01:25:35,842 --> 01:25:40,305
I didn't spend the last three years
Listening to you babble incisively

1213
01:25:40,347 --> 01:25:42,474
About your perfect little life

1214
01:25:42,516 --> 01:25:43,975
To F it all up now

1215
01:25:44,017 --> 01:25:46,645
So get in the living room
Both of you

1216
01:25:46,686 --> 01:25:48,480
Let's go

1217
01:25:50,232 --> 01:25:50,649
Let's go

1218
01:25:53,068 --> 01:25:53,860
Turn around

1219
01:25:53,860 --> 01:25:54,611
Come here dear

1220
01:25:54,653 --> 01:25:55,612
Come on

1221
01:25:58,824 --> 01:26:00,534
You okay?
Are you all right?

1222
01:26:00,534 --> 01:26:01,993
Jen

1223
01:26:02,035 --> 01:26:04,120
To be fair
We did have some good times

1224
01:26:04,162 --> 01:26:04,579
Yeah

1225
01:26:05,622 --> 01:26:10,502
Remember when...
(gunshots)

1226
01:26:10,502 --> 01:26:11,545
Oh, there you are dear.

1227
01:26:11,545 --> 01:26:13,964
(cell phone ringing)

1228
01:26:16,049 --> 01:26:16,925
Answer the phone sir

1229
01:26:16,967 --> 01:26:21,513
My dead best friend wants to let you know
That your target's still alive

1230
01:26:21,555 --> 01:26:24,015
Stand down Spencer

1231
01:26:24,057 --> 01:26:25,684
Whoa, hey...
Guys

1232
01:26:25,725 --> 01:26:27,561
He killed Holbrook

1233
01:26:27,602 --> 01:26:29,521
Two to the heart
One to the head. Remember?

1234
01:26:34,609 --> 01:26:35,986
And then he pulled the trigger on me

1235
01:26:38,488 --> 01:26:39,447
Daddy
Is that true?

1236
01:26:39,489 --> 01:26:43,618
I put sleepers in your life
Because I didn't trust your husband

1237
01:26:43,660 --> 01:26:45,954
I hoped I'd never have to use it

1238
01:26:47,789 --> 01:26:50,584
It's the flash drive from Holbrooks watch

1239
01:26:50,625 --> 01:26:53,003
It's all there
His old boss turned dirty.

1240
01:26:53,044 --> 01:26:56,882
And in you office...
When I saw that card with his name on it.

1241
01:26:56,923 --> 01:27:00,135
I knew you were back in the game
And you were coming after me

1242
01:27:04,598 --> 01:27:06,141
So I activated the killers

1243
01:27:06,183 --> 01:27:08,727
I'm not trying to kill you sir.

1244
01:27:08,768 --> 01:27:11,188
Why don't you tell her about Nice
Where you tried to blow me up

1245
01:27:11,229 --> 01:27:12,814
How did you know about Nice?

1246
01:27:12,856 --> 01:27:14,858
I was supposed to be on that helicopter

1247
01:27:14,900 --> 01:27:17,611
When I saw you
I didn't go

1248
01:27:20,989 --> 01:27:26,077
You said you got out when we met in France
You said you were in the love bubble.

1249
01:27:26,077 --> 01:27:26,870
I got out

1250
01:27:26,912 --> 01:27:28,580
I'm out

1251
01:27:28,622 --> 01:27:30,415
Just look at him
Does he look like he's out?

1252
01:27:30,457 --> 01:27:31,875
It was my last job

1253
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:34,419
I'm out
I got out

1254
01:27:36,171 --> 01:27:37,047
For us

1255
01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:40,967
And I'm never going back

1256
01:27:56,316 --> 01:27:57,108
So..

1257
01:27:57,150 --> 01:27:58,777
You are not a pilot.

1258
01:28:01,947 --> 01:28:07,452
Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging
Bullets all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby

1259
01:28:07,494 --> 01:28:08,620
You have a baby?

1260
01:28:08,662 --> 01:28:09,788
No
I'm going to

1261
01:28:09,830 --> 01:28:10,997
Ohh!!
I knew it

1262
01:28:11,039 --> 01:28:12,666
(laughter)
Let's celebrate

1263
01:28:12,707 --> 01:28:14,000
I'm going to be a Grandpa?

1264
01:28:14,042 --> 01:28:15,043
Yes

1265
01:28:20,132 --> 01:28:20,423
Oh God!

1266
01:28:24,469 --> 01:28:24,761
Oh my God

1267
01:28:26,304 --> 01:28:27,055
And you are the father?

1268
01:28:27,097 --> 01:28:28,849
Oh for God's sakes Dad

1269
01:28:39,693 --> 01:28:40,235
Okay

1270
01:28:40,277 --> 01:28:41,361
Okay

1271
01:28:41,403 --> 01:28:43,363
This would be a great time for a trust circle

1272
01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,698
A trust circle?

1273
01:28:44,739 --> 01:28:46,408
Yes

1274
01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:49,494
Let's do that okay

1275
01:28:49,494 --> 01:28:51,663
Let's gather everybody
Dad, pull up a chair

1276
01:28:51,663 --> 01:28:52,581
Mother
Join us

1277
01:28:52,622 --> 01:28:53,915
O...kay

1278
01:28:53,957 --> 01:28:56,418
Okay

1279
01:28:56,459 --> 01:28:57,919
I don't do
Trust circles

1280
01:28:57,961 --> 01:29:00,630
I know Mother, But I think that this is
Necessary. Humour me.

1281
01:29:00,630 --> 01:29:01,840
Okay

1282
01:29:01,882 --> 01:29:04,009
I finally understand

1283
01:29:04,009 --> 01:29:07,471
That I am not to blame
For this dynamic, okay?

1284
01:29:07,512 --> 01:29:08,722
You are

1285
01:29:08,763 --> 01:29:17,814
And you need to own that. I need to own the fact that I
Unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father

1286
01:29:19,357 --> 01:29:20,442
A liar

1287
01:29:20,484 --> 01:29:21,735
So...

1288
01:29:21,776 --> 01:29:26,823
If any of you want to ever see this kid.
This is what's going to happen

1289
01:29:26,865 --> 01:29:27,782
Okay

1290
01:29:27,824 --> 01:29:30,744
There will be
No more lying

1291
01:29:30,744 --> 01:29:33,288
No more..
Stealing cars or...

1292
01:29:33,330 --> 01:29:34,998
Hiding weapons in the furniture

1293
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:38,376
And I never want to see you two try to kill each other again
Okay, In fact...

1294
01:29:38,418 --> 01:29:39,961
There will be no more killing

1295
01:29:40,003 --> 01:29:42,631
I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly!

1296
01:29:42,672 --> 01:29:43,256
Okay

1297
01:29:43,298 --> 01:29:44,257
All Right

1298
01:29:44,257 --> 01:29:46,259
Are we all together on this?

1299
01:29:46,301 --> 01:29:46,802
Yeah...

1300
01:29:46,843 --> 01:29:47,761
Great job baby

1301
01:29:50,472 --> 01:29:51,807
Is there anything else?

1302
01:29:51,848 --> 01:29:54,976
That I need to
Or should know

1303
01:29:56,686 --> 01:29:56,978
Anyone

1304
01:29:58,939 --> 01:29:59,272
Spencer

1305
01:30:01,399 --> 01:30:03,777
English is not my first language

1306
01:30:05,862 --> 01:30:08,240
(speaking Japanese)

1307
01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:20,168
Oh. Oh. And also...
The third week that we were together

1308
01:30:20,210 --> 01:30:22,420
You said I love you

1309
01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:30,345
In your sleep. And I didn't tell you because I wanted
To be the one who said it first.

1310
01:30:32,222 --> 01:30:33,098
So...

1311
01:30:36,351 --> 01:30:36,852
Thank you honey

1312
01:30:39,104 --> 01:30:39,813
Mom?

1313
01:30:43,233 --> 01:30:48,697
Dear. You remember that time that, I took you and
Your little friend for a boat ride?

1314
01:30:50,157 --> 01:30:50,532
No

1315
01:30:51,199 --> 01:30:51,616
No?

1316
01:30:52,409 --> 01:30:54,828
Well forget it then
We're good

1317
01:30:56,705 --> 01:30:57,873
Okay

1318
01:30:57,914 --> 01:31:00,917
Okay
Fine

1319
01:31:01,209 --> 01:31:05,130
In addition to planting killers in your life
And secretly working for a government agency

1320
01:31:05,130 --> 01:31:07,299
I would like to admit

1321
01:31:08,341 --> 01:31:09,968
(knock on door)

1322
01:31:11,011 --> 01:31:14,014
Yoo Hoo!

1323
01:31:16,099 --> 01:31:16,933
Jen!

1324
01:31:16,975 --> 01:31:21,438
We need to talk about that darn property line

1325
01:31:21,480 --> 01:31:24,566
(laughter)
(friendly) Hi Jen...

1326
01:31:30,822 --> 01:31:31,281
Sweetie?

1327
01:31:31,323 --> 01:31:33,283
I don't think she was a killer

1328
01:31:33,325 --> 01:31:34,576
Oh, I know

1329
01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:44,377
Red wire crosses blue
Good as new

1330
01:31:44,419 --> 01:31:47,756
Blue crosses red. Good as dead
I know. It's my saying

1331
01:31:47,798 --> 01:31:50,342
That's not your saying, That's my saying
You copied me.

1332
01:31:50,342 --> 01:31:53,261
I did not copy...
I have not copied you a day in my life

1333
01:31:54,638 --> 01:31:55,347
Really?

1334
01:31:55,388 --> 01:31:56,890
I think it's coming in nice
Don't you?

1335
01:31:57,140 --> 01:31:58,517
No.

1336
01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:01,645
Well he likes it.

1337
01:32:01,686 --> 01:32:02,813
Don't you buddy?

1338
01:32:02,854 --> 01:32:07,400
You like Daddy's mustache don't you?
Don't you like that mustache?

1339
01:32:07,442 --> 01:32:08,777
How's my little big guy doing?

1340
01:32:08,819 --> 01:32:13,490
Great. Except for your Dad thinks I'm copying him which I'm not
Will you please tell him I'm not copying him.

1341
01:32:13,532 --> 01:32:16,201
(laughter) Sorry sweetie
Every girl marries her Father

1342
01:32:16,243 --> 01:32:17,869
Oh that's not gross

1343
01:32:17,911 --> 01:32:19,329
I certainly did

1344
01:32:19,371 --> 01:32:21,289
Oh my Father was one handsome man.

1345
01:32:21,331 --> 01:32:25,836
Well built,.. Rippling muscles.
His mustache was a lot larger than yours though

1346
01:32:25,877 --> 01:32:29,172
Thick! like a Vulcan forest
<Well that's nice mother>

1347
01:32:29,214 --> 01:32:32,509
But you're here to baby-sit, not creep me out
So if you wouldn't mind <baby coos>

1348
01:32:32,551 --> 01:32:33,677
Oh Hi!

1349
01:32:35,929 --> 01:32:37,514
Yeah
Grandma's a little scary

1350
01:32:41,017 --> 01:32:43,270
Maybe it's too soon.
Maybe we should just stay

1351
01:32:43,311 --> 01:32:46,148
No no. It's not too soon
We're not staying. It's date night

1352
01:32:46,189 --> 01:32:48,525
We're going to go out. It's going to be great.
I'm wearing my skinny jeans

1353
01:32:48,567 --> 01:32:50,735
Don't worry Spencer
You can trust us

1354
01:32:55,991 --> 01:32:57,450
If we can't trust them
Who can we trust right?

1355
01:32:57,492 --> 01:32:58,660
Right

1356
01:32:58,827 --> 01:33:06,668
Bye Buddy!

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"An Invisible Sign"
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 03:57:39 AM »
Hi there!
It's a good idea to learn English in this way. I watched these days the movie "An Invisible Sign" (我的神奇符号, in Chinese : http://data.movie.xunlei.com/movie/60276), but I couldn't find perfect subtitles. These are not that perfect, but still helpful to learn some new phrases and words:


1
00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,400
 An Invisible Sign

2
00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,500
 Then the king ...

3
00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:40,400
 Once upon a time there was a kingdom ...

4
00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,800
 dad told me when my birthday is ke10.

5
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,400
 I love my father's story ...

6
00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,200
 A future where all people will live forever!

7
00:00:44,300 --> 00:00:50,100
 Eventually everything becomes strange, crowded population of the kingdom began.

8
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,100
<font color=cyan>  Subtitle By: GingErwan

9
00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:56,100
Removing  royal mandate to reduce the Population ...

10
00:00:56,300 --> 00:00:58,100
 decree of the King.

11
00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:04,200
All my people, please select a family to die.

12
00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:08,300
A mass executions bring back much-needed space.

13
00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,300
I Apologize for the inconvenience, but it is a necessity.

14
00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,600
Each family was murdered.

15
00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,500
 Except for one family.

16
00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:19,500
Your honor, we are unable to decide.

17
00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:23,100
We loved each other so that we all die together.

18
00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:27,300
No! They can not die! They guard the bakery!

19
00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:30,200
 They make the best cinnamon bread in the kingdom!

20
00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:32,800
And if we each own pieces?

21
00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:38,100
With the discount will be combined as one person less to stay here.

22
00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:39,800
Interesting.

23
00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,700
Continue

24
00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,800
 But her daughter refused.

25
00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,400
Dad, I love my legs.

26
00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:52,100
Do not be selfish! Like one of us dies?

27
00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,000
- You can save my arm!
- After my right ear!

28
00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,500
There is no problem about losing one of my fingers.

29
00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,200
I walked with my nose!

30
00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,200
I guarantee the foot, wrong!

31
00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,500
LEG x 2.1 = LOVE Well, I have another.

32
00:02:05,700 --> 00:02:07,300
Okay, I'll do it.

33
00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,800
 Once in a sense they qualify ...

34
00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:18,600
 The family is not getting better, and the business got worse. So ...

35
00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,400
 family began selling their bread cinnamon ...

36
00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,200
 by mail to the neighboring kingdom.

37
00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,900
 Since there is no need to look at them, it was a success!

38
00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,800
 They obtain a lot of money.

39
00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,400
 And the farmer said to his daughter ...

40
00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,000
"See what you can accomplish when we unite?"

41
00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,500
End

42
00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:47,300
 This is the last birthday party.

43
00:02:56,700 --> 00:03:01,000
 There are two things I love in this world more than any ...

44
00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:02,900
 that is running and Mathematics.

45
00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,900
 My father was a mathematician, so math is love love my dad.

46
00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,900
What's this? What are you reading?

47
00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,000
- Pre-calculus?
- Yes

48
00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,600
We both feel safe in numbers.

49
00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,600
In my family, 1 and 1 equal to 3.

50
00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:25,000
- I hope when I grow up ...
- Life is beautiful.

51
00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,500
My father was a track star in college ...

52
00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,500
and I dreamed of the day I actually ...

53
00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,400
will run faster than him.

54
00:03:34,700 --> 00:03:37,500
But the last good day my dad has ...

55
00:03:37,700 --> 00:03:39,000
no one wins.

56
00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,600
What?

57
00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,100
That's when I started knocking on wood.

58
00:03:56,300 --> 00:04:00,200
hit each number, each number and give me security.

59
00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:04,400
Without them I would be alone.

60
00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,300
They knew the body repair ...

61
00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,300
but to fix his head?

62
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,500
My father looked much ...

63
00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,700
but I knew he was there, somewhere.

64
00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:22,300
And I'm determined to bring him back ...

65
00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,000
then make a deal with the universe.

66
00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,500
I'll give it all you like ...

67
00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,300
and the universe will come back to me my father.

68
00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,200
I gave up dessert ...

69
00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,100
I gave up going to the movies ...

70
00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,800
I gave up my friends ...

71
00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:47,700
I gave up flipping through the atlas ...

72
00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,400
I give up runs.

73
00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,800
The more I liked one thing, more is needed to destroy it.

74
00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:06,600
The only thing I did not give figures.

75
00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,700
If I can jump rope 43 times without a mistake ...

76
00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:19,300
or if I can catch the ball 27 times in a row ...

77
00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,700
The number of fallen leaves that I have to say ...

78
00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:24,200
is equal to the number of letters in the name of my father ...

79
00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,400
then maybe I'll be back.

80
00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,100
Never stop counting ...

81
00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:30,000
I never stopped hoping.

82
00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:31,500
Rate

83
00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,400
insurance ...

84
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,200
Trusted ...

85
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,100
Perfect.

86
00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:44,800
Then, suddenly, my mother decided that three is too many.

87
00:05:45,500 --> 00:05:47,000
Is my drive?

88
00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:52,800
You have no friends, no job.

89
00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:57,000
It's time to go.

90
00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,100
But I like it here!

91
00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,400
You lie, Mona.

92
00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,100
And the worst part is that you do not realize it.

93
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,700
I should care.

94
00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,100
You do not.

95
00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:32,000
On the third night, my math book and I agree.

96
00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:36,500
We can help you with the first month's rent.

97
00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:41,800
I save a little, and his father have a disability pension.

98
00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:49,300
He will never find an apartment with a private well as us.

99
00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,800
FOR RENT

100
00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:11,400
Suddenly I knew what it was like eternity.

101
00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:17,600
Very long.

102
00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,100
Mother!

103
00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,800
Mona Gray?

104
00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,600
"There we go! I finally got to the point.
- Here is Miss. Gelband.

105
00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,000
I am the head of his elementary school.

106
00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,400
- Yes.

107
00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,600
I just found her mother in front of the bakery.

108
00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:41,600
Our math teacher, Miss Swordstrum ...

109
00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:45,600
fled to Paraguay to be revolutionary.

110
00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,200
Then his mother told me ...

111
00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,400
You live in the city ...

112
00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,000
who are unemployed but have a college degree ...

113
00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:56,500
- Math. It's you! "Me?

114
00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,100
Our new math teacher!

115
00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,900
I remember playing when you were a child ...

116
00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,600
while other children were playing dodgeball ...

117
00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,700
You sit in the swing to make the division.

118
00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,600
You work for the mayor, Mona Gray!

119
00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:20,600
Why say I have a degree in Mathematics I left college?

120
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,100
Need to turn to pay the rent.

121
00:08:23,300 --> 00:08:26,300
Why? It was you who threw me out.

122
00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,400
- You may want to teach.
- I hate it.

123
00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,700
The Committee welcomed to come to accept it!

124
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:40,700
I like to think of ourselves as being above average.

125
00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:43,900
A teacher for every subject.

126
00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:48,100
I think that makes you our Pass the Math!

127
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,100
We will want to brighten the decor.

128
00:08:56,300 --> 00:09:00,200
Something optimistic and fun.

129
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:09,500
You make a mistake. I am not a teacher. I do not ...

130
00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:14,000
There is an old saying: "There is no teacher to become a teacher."

131
00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,900
I studied mathematics in space with Mr. Jones.

132
00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,900
1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

133
00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,600
7-8

134
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,700
13 ... 21 ...

135
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:41,900
Who can tell me what is the next number in this sequence?

136
00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,900
- Ms. Gray? 34%

137
00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:50,700
- Yeah right.

138
00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:58,600
I've never seen him without wax number around his neck.

139
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,300
Number varies according to mood.

140
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,200
High when he was in a good mood ...

141
00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,500
lower when he feels depressed.

142
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:22,000
I wondered whether he had a father figure that I needed.

143
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,000
To the world, only the number ...

144
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,600
but for us ...

145
00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,800
signs are visible.

146
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,000
Mr. Jones quit teaching and opened a hardware store.

147
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,500
And I was the only one who understands why.

148
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,800
He tried to increase their numbers.

149
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,800
We did not talk more ...

150
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:06,000
And then I can count on you?

151
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400
Hi!

152
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,600
First class?

153
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
I Miss Gray.

154
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:45,900
- Really.

155
00:11:47,900 --> 00:11:49,900
Can I call you "mom"?

156
00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:56,000
Series Second, look at the numbers on the board.

157
00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,900
Child

158
00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,000
Take a look!

159
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,300
Figures are cool.

160
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,500
I liked the second.

161
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,200
I love the ninth.

162
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,300
I like 5.

163
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:23,500
- You are the third series? yes

164
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,500
What's your name?
- Elmer Gravlaki.

165
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Okay. Thank you.

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Please sit down

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Let's go!

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make jokes.

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How to say ...

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Your name and favorite number?

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He hit me!

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-What is your name?
- Danny O'Mazzi.

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Danny can not throw things in the minds of others.

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Go to the corner and stood facing the wall.

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"Cool." It's not fair!

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Why he'll stay in the corner facing the wall?

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Not a good thing. This is a punishment.

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I Williams Rita ...

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and I want you to know that Ellen always pee ...

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when it becomes nervous.

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He has a change of clothes in a room nurse.

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So go get changed, Ellen.

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Mlle. Gray?

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I'm Lisa Venus, and my favorite number is 1 billion.

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What?
- What to say our name ...

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- And our favorite numbers.
- Yeah, if the league!

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And you are ...
- Ann DiGanno.

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Lisa, why not choose a number between ...

189
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- And 9?
- Nine ... I mean, 2. No, seven!

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Seven?

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Seven, of course.

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Okay. I have several other volunteers?

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Also! Also!

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Also! Call me!

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My name is Levan Beeze, and my favorite number is 1.

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Okay, Levan, Lisa and you come here for the next ...

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and shape of their body.

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What is the total Lisa Levan more?

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- Eight!
-That 's right.

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Lice from her hair to give the answer.

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I do not have lice in her hair!

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Ann is in a bad mood because her parents would divorce.

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- My mother was a lawyer of his mother.
- They will not be divorced!

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Is a separate courts.

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Levan, the confidentiality of attorney-client confidential.

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Very nice. Who wants to be 8?

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I?
- Okay, Danny.

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Who wants to be o. .. plus?

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- Also! Also!
"Call me.

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This is the first equation of human!

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What do we do now?

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What about us ...

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- You think?

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What if ...

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Our numbers ...

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with nature?

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One of you will bring ...

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number ...

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every Friday!

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As a show of numbers.

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And let's call ...

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"Figures and Materials."

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- Can I be first? Is that OK? "

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Lisa ... Venus ...

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bring very good.

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I'm glad you became a new math teacher.

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-Dad?

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-Dad?

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-Dad?

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Father, today is my first ...

231
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Mona ... Mona ... read the book ...

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a physician and professor at Harvard.

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It is called "Shape of Health."

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Come here. I'll show you. Come here.

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According to the book ...

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injured Olympic athletes use them. They have done studies.

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The problem is out of the opening round!

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Mona is a book that can be relied upon.

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Want to join?

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Come on. Can you feel, right?

241
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You sit here ... sitting here ...

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"Take a deep breath."

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and let it all go through the hole.

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"Take a deep breath."

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And let it all hang out. Leave out, let it out ...

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Resume. Inspire ...

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and exhale.

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"What happened?

249
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It is called "Shape of Health."

250
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I'll call Dr. Wallace.

251
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This solution also does not work.

252
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And you're not helping!

253
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I have a doctor at Harvard Medical School!

254
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Experience with caramel extrapolation.

255
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Making a mess, but ... love of children.

256
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Never fill it.

257
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This sorbet is yours?

258
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ora.

259
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This is a funny name, huh? "Sorbet".

260
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If you say several times is ... "Sorbet" ...

261
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Sorbet ...

262
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Sorbet?

263
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Not so funny, but it is a weird name ... "Sorbet."

264
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So is the new math teacher? Mlle. Gray?

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I'm Ben.

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Ben Smith. I teach science.

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This idea is one of the greenhouse?

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Greenhouse! Half the room talking softly with their glass houses ...

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the other half, no ...

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and we will compare ...

271
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their growth rates. Why? What happened?

272
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Rita's mother found him crying in the bathroom ferns ...

273
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saying things like "You're a disgrace to his family" ...

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and "What you see, you bastard ... you nuts?"

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What is the reaction of plants?

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Do not be cute!

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Let's discuss this in my office, Mr. Smith?

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We have to discuss it in your living room.

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Even more, Ms.. Gray.

280
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Mlle. Gray, 7 clouds fall.

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Mlle. Gray!

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- Hey! Be careful, sucker! Sorry.

283
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- Does she wear?
- Looks like garbage.

284
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- Lisa Venus ...
- Yes.

285
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... What's in your head?
- An IV

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- Understand? What is my initials.
No, no.

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There are his initials.

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Almost was.

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- You are retarded.
- Ann!

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I am ready Numbers and Materials.

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Rate
Me too.

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Materials and ...?
Remember!

293
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Every Friday we bring the number of Nature.

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Or things that look like numbers.

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Mlle. Gray, never remember anything!

296
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How could a teacher?

297
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Danny, now for the angle!

298
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Good for you,,
- Lisa ...

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Numbers and Materials!

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Please.

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<font color=magenta>  Subtitle By: GingErwan

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This is my zero. This is the Nature.

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This is not Nature. It's plastic!

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Plastic is derived from nature.

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It is created by humans, and humans derived from Nature.

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Zero times anything is zero.

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127 minus zero equal to 127.

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10 billion less than zero ...

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equal to 10 billion.

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What?
Certainly.

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Good.

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- What has this big?
- Ann!

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Mr. Wilson: Hi ya Id consider selling directly to you! this skirt on the way & have been posted so you should contact you soon! I'll look for the slip transmission to see if I could see when it will be sent & returned to you. Best greetings LOLITA J

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Who wants to come next week?

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Also! Also!

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Fireflies are not flies or bees. Do beetles.

317
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And is on every continent except Antarctica.

318
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And why do they glow?

319
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Good question. Especially to find a partner.

320
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The man gave the signal and waited.

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Expect that women ...

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respond.

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- Lisa?
- Ms. Gray!

324
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You wait for someone?

325
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My aunt. He's always late.

326
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Want to touch me I. V?

327
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Just do it.

328
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Press.

329
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Where'd you get that?
- With my mother.

330
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He has a very serious cancer and wearing a red wig.

331
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Guess what her cancer.

332
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- Of the lungs?
- No.

333
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- Colon?
- No.

334
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,200
- Boca?
- No.

335
00:23:39,900 --> 00:23:41,100
- Throat?
- No.

336
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- Breast
- No.

337
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- Heart?
- No.

338
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- Pancreas?
- No.

339
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Blood ...
- No.

340
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- Brain?
- No.

341
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BONE
- No.

342
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SKIN
- No.

343
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What else is there?

344
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Eye cancer.

345
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- Never heard it.
- It's pretty new.

346
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My mother is one of the first. Will die in less than a year.

347
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Is there anything I can do?

348
00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:19,600
I like pirates. Hate DiGanno Ann.

349
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Are you sick?

350
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"What do you mean?"

351
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Lisa!

352
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Hurry!

353
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If you want to do something for me ...

354
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so do not be sick. Not ever.

355
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Lisa!

356
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:07,800
He does not need a cardiologist, Eva, you need a psychiatrist.

357
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,000
"What's the problem?"

358
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:15,600
- Mom, what is it?
- No, everything is fine. Come on.

359
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,500
Come on.

360
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,200
No matter how many times I asked ...

361
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,600
the answer is always the same ...

362
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,400
- None.

363
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,300
Lisa wearing a crown as the truth.

364
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,000
She makes jewelry with plastic.

365
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,300
And I only have the word "nothing."

366
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,700
-Dad?

367
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,200
Happy Birthday, Mona Gray!

368
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,600
Happy birthday.

369
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:10,000
Just live. "

370
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,900
Let's go for coffee for a change. As a family.

371
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,800
''We are a family.''

372
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Like other families.

373
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:38,600
Hi Table for three, please. Thank you.

374
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:43,300
I can not sit here. This is ... air flow.

375
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,800
No, that's gross. Gross.

376
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Come to the fund.

377
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,800
No, no ... not! Whether under the AC.

378
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,800
- Here's good?
It's nice!

379
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,600
Thank you. It's great.

380
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,300
It's nice!

381
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,800
Now ...

382
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,400
let's have some fun.

383
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,300
This is Mona's birthday!

384
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,000
Go to the hardware store and buy 2.5 kg of fertilizer.

385
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:27,100
No, not now. We celebrate.

386
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,400
I have a surprise. Who came on his birthday.

387
00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:38,700
Therapy with a magnet.

388
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,500
- Magnet?
- Keep your voice down.

389
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:45,100
I do not want to go back to the FDA.

390
00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,200
- Why?
- Why? Because ...

391
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,500
- Since they confiscate! "Thank you.

392
00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:54,200
May reclassify Health Form to get rid of it.

393
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,200
Mona, do not disturb your father.

394
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,300
Mlle. Gray?

395
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,800
Hi.

396
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,700
Are you a parent? Hi I am ...

397
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,300
Ben Smith. His daughter and I worked together.

398
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,300
- I am a science teacher. "Hi,

399
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,500
- I am the mother of Mona. Very pleased.
- Mr. Gray, I imagine.

400
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,000
Sit with us, please.

401
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,100
Agree?

402
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,100
Forgive me now.

403
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,400
The Moby Lane here is fantastic, and toast ...

404
00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:35,700
You ... FDA?

405
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,100
ora.

406
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:38,300
"Well?"

407
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,200
- You are here?
- The short version:

408
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,400
I moved here when my fiance ...

409
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,200
got a job as a librarian at the hospital.

410
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,500
Then he ran off with a nurse. That's funny. They stole my car.

411
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,300
Sorry.

412
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,700
This is a tragedy. Sorry.

413
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,500
That's all right. I made a mistake.

414
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,000
All my calculations are wrong.

415
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,900
They must be tired of hearing this, but you ...

416
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,000
very similar.

417
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,900
Really? Everyone says that ...

418
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,200
- Mouth ... No doubt.

419
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,900
How you ever been to Science?

420
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,400
I have always had an interest in ...

421
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,400
know why things are like them.

422
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,500
My father also influenced me, but ...

423
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:41,100
"I want to be a scientist!"

424
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,200
I think I'll buy what you ask.

425
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,600
Mona, do not!

426
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,100
"We do not ..."

427
00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:57,700
- Can I help you, Miss Gray. Just wait.

428
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,200
- A 2.5 kg bag.
- But this ...

429
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,300
- Should I go with you?
- Mona, please sit down.

430
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:05,700
It's your birthday! It was his birthday.

431
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:07,100
Congratulations!

432
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,800
Mr. Jones.

433
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:19,700
I came to show the new catalog Panida tool.

434
00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:26,600
I have everything I need.

435
00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:31,500
This is my card. Go find me.

436
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:37,700
I hope your day fun!

437
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,800
He says one thing about that number for the first time ...

438
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,900
when she was 9 years old.

439
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:19,800
Hi, Mr. Jones! Glad you better. Nine times better than yesterday.

440
00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:22,300
Yesterday you 2.

441
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:28,900
It is remarkable that a child's record.

442
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:31,700
You're a great observer.

443
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,400
Notification?

444
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,800
I woke up and thought ...

445
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,000
"If Mr. Jones to use even numbers, my dad would laugh today."

446
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:50,600
"If he uses an odd number, the new drug will work."

447
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:57,300
"He must know the number that helps."

448
00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,200
But if he knew, he said.

449
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,300
It was just a neighbor who was looking the other way.

450
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,300
So I decided to throw 60 eggs at his car on Halloween.

451
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,700
Hi, Mr. Jones.

452
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,600
- Hi, Mona. "Well?"

453
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:29,800
why do you use this number in the neck?

454
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:36,400
I think you know.

455
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,400
Know.

456
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,100
Know what?

457
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,500
I also wear an invisible sign.

458
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,600
I say ... "ffffffff yyyyyyy, hypocrite!"

459
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,500
I'll take the ax.

460
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,100
Is $ 28.

461
00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:44,800
See what we can achieve when we unite?

462
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,200
See what we can ...

463
00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:51,900
You are the 3? You are the 4?

464
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:55,000
You are the 5? You're 6?

465
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,200
You are the 7? You're an 8?

466
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,200
Are you a 9?

467
00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:05,800
1, 2, 3 ... 6, 7, 8 ...

468
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,600
Why do it?

469
00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:49,600
At home, the ax. At school he was 7.

470
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,300
A little wrapping paper and some stickers ...

471
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:02,000
and turned my nightmare into Numbers and Materials.

472
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:14,300
- Levan, what happened?
- It's scabies.

473
00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,400
Scabies?

474
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,400
Who said that?

475
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,000
Ann? What about you?

476
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,300
My tongue was swollen!

477
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:28,500
My tongue!

478
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,600
My God! His tongue?

479
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,200
Danny, what's wrong with you?

480
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:37,700
Malaria!

481
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,700
Emergency calls 911.
- I want to report the epidemic.

482
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:47,900
"Where are you?"
- Something like chicken pox.

483
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,100
- You know, you can ...
"Miss."

484
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:54,000
You can make a week of malaria ...

485
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,400
if you make a good tuberculosis today. How do you think?

486
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,400
- What are the symptoms?
- Tired, coughing. Coughing a little.

487
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,100
"Miss."
- With strength.

488
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,700
I'll send an ambulance.

489
00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,900
More power! Perfect.

490
00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:06,300
- And cramps.
"Miss."

491
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,900
- Curve as if gas. Is that OK? "

492
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,400
So: "There we go, I finally got to the point.

493
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,800
Rocks!

494
00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:16,800
Very nice, Elmer. It was as if he has too much gas.

495
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,200
"What happened?

496
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,500
We are representing life.

497
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:25,600
- Lady?
- Help children understand ...

498
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,400
symptoms of the disease.

499
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,000
You. .. is ...

500
00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:38,400
fired!

501
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:43,100
I did not say two words ...

502
00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:47,100
and then reject me?

503
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,200
Wake up, Lisa. You are not sick.

504
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,300
I suffer from cancer.

505
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,700
my mother's wig is made of human hair.

506
00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:17,900
They have some that are not, but you can tell.

507
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,700
Come on.

508
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,400
Wait. Still more must be done a little cancer.

509
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,000
Mlle. Gray?

510
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,200
What is it?

511
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
It's a ... 7.

512
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,900
- It's not a 7! This ax!
- It's a 7.

513
00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:47,700
- Love Guru!
- Enough, Ann!

514
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,900
Ann was angry because his father had a girlfriend ...

515
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,200
and my mother, a lawyer his mother ...

516
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,500
have pictures to prove it.

517
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,200
- It does not exist! Yes!

518
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,600
Levan, just gossip. Do you have to sit in the corner!

519
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,900
Very good

520
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,400
does anyone know what this is?

521
00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,200
Bird beak.

522
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,100
- It's like the mouth ...
- It's ass bird!

523
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:16,400
Danny!

524
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,200
As for the singing!

525
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,000
Let's pretend it was a mouthful.

526
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,300
And the mouth is always hungry.

527
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:28,400
And 179 ...

528
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,700
less than 255.

529
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,800
Mouth always wanted to eat the higher number.

530
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:45,800
Mouth larger because come 5556.

531
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:47,800
Right.

532
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:51,300
This is called "greater than" and "less than".

533
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,900
Who wants to come here and make your own?

534
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I'm dying of diphtheria!

535
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,900
Get out of my room now!

536
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,500
Not again, Ellen!

537
00:39:12,300 --> 00:39:15,300
"Faking sick is very difficult."

538
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,100
"The disease is less false than true disease."

539
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:25,100
Car accident?

540
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:28,800
- Do not know if I can compare ...
- Yes, I can.

541
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:32,000
I had a car accident once. I survived.

542
00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:37,400
War

543
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,200
Old age?

544
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,800
Old age is nothing more than war.

545
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,900
Disease is the biggest of all!

546
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,000
Murder

547
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,400
Mine is the largest.

548
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,300
No,

549
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,400
They say psychopathic serial killer.

550
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,200
Sad, but true.

551
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,400
Cancer?

552
00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:11,300
Fight! Fight!

553
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:14,100
Stop, you two! Stop!

554
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,200
Or I call your parents!

555
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:18,200
His mother would not know.

556
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:19,400
Silent ...
- Ann!

557
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,300
Better you should control the classroom, Miss Gray.

558
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,400
Remember to create a "greater than" and "less than"!

559
00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:46,900
Lisa ...

560
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:53,400
no one is bigger than anyone else!

561
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,900
This is not true.

562
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,000
You're the best teacher in the school.

563
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,600
You know, my father was sick.

564
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,400
Lisa, do not be late to class?

565
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:15,800
I went, Miss Gelband.

566
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:24,200
Mlle. Gray ...

567
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:29,200
Lisa seems happy in his class!

568
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:35,400
Must create a great atmosphere!

569
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:42,700
Although I do not understand why, at lunch yesterday ...

570
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:46,200
he took a cigarette, bologna ...

571
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,300
margarine and a packet of sweetener!

572
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,100
Have you heard that?

573
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,600
Looks like a theme lunch.

574
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,500
A lunch with the theme of "cancer."

575
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,200
- Yeah right.

576
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,800
Thank God.

577
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,900
he has someone as well-balanced ...

578
00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,400
like you in her life.

579
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,800
Thank God.

580
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:18,700
Well .. see you tonight!

581
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:22,000
- Tonight?
- Open School Night.

582
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,600
Ace 20h sharp!

583
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,900
- Why not move?
- Why do not you move away?

584
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:39,400
We're here. We must speak with all teachers in Ann.

585
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,800
We'll leave the math to the end. Ann says that she is a bit strange.

586
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,700
Hi!

587
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,600
You must be a math teacher.

588
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:55,200
I am the aunt Lisa.

589
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,800
Lisa is one of my students are smart.

590
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:03,900
I always hated math, but Lisa is a strange child.

591
00:43:05,100 --> 00:43:08,900
Well, should not be easy for him ...

592
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,700
Now?

593
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,800
And for me?

594
00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:19,000
I crossed the state to care for her e. ..

595
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,000
and did not get a "thank you" from anyone.

596
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:27,600
He had to get my license to work as a broker.

597
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,000
Maybe go back to school. Now I can not do anything about it.

598
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,200
- Maybe when her mother is better ...
- Increase?

599
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:39,900
What spacecraft are you falling?

600
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,900
Forgive me now.

601
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:13,100
I sing seductive lure you here?

602
00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,200
No, I ...

603
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,500
If anyone asks, this is a scientific demonstration.

604
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:21,100
Environment.

605
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,000
- I also avoid the elderly ...
Me too.

606
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,300
"Well?"

607
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,800
agree on something?

608
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,600
It is a smile?

609
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,500
- No.
- Yes

610
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,300
This is very pretty when she smiles.

611
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,600
I must go.

612
00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:54,900
No, do not go.

613
00:44:55,100 --> 00:45:00,500
We are making progress. The last time he saw me, you fired me.

614
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,400
You fired me.

615
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,900
Do not worry. If there are people who would be fired here, is you.

616
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:10,700
May saw that Ellen made with pork yesterday.

617
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,700
That's ... gave me nightmares!

618
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:23,500
You put ... Lisa to represent the cancer!

619
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,600
"Yes, I know.

620
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,100
She knew that her mother had cancer?

621
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:34,500
Sei. That's why she chose.

622
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,800
- He will die! Of course.

623
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000
That's why she chose.

624
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:53,300
Wait. Want to try?

625
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,400
Try it.

626
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:04,000
- I do not bubble.
- Who is not? Bubbles are ...

627
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:08,400
circle ... This math. 360 St. Think about this.

628
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,500
Everyone loves bubbles.

629
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,700
When I first saw you is ...

630
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:22,100
teaching, and children in front.

631
00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,800
They are ...

632
00:46:26,900 --> 00:46:30,600
representing numbers.

633
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,400
I like that.

634
00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,300
That's why I ...

635
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,200
That's when I realized there was something special about you.

636
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,100
You know,

637
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,900
I need ...

638
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:06,000
must go.

639
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,100
- You did it!
- Good evening, Mr. Smith.

640
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,200
Good night, Miss Gray.

641
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:29,600
Once ... a woman from Texas ...

642
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,300
write all the numbers from 1 to 1 billion.

643
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,400
He spent several years ...

644
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,800
and lots of paper.

645
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,600
He uses recycled paper?

646
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,200
I do not know.

647
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,700
If you're using, is a good story. If not used, it is bad history.

648
00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:03,900
Should I ask for your aunt to prepare lunch for you better.

649
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,600
Can not live up to basic chips and chocolate.

650
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:11,000
Yes, I can. That's what pirates eat.

651
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,500
Why do pirates prefer?

652
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:17,900
My father took me into a pirate ship when I was little.

653
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,100
Can I stay with you after my mother died?

654
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:32,100
- I have a small apartment.
- I'm not too good.

655
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,200
You can not.

656
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:38,800
because it would be unfair to other students.

657
00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:44,700
I mean, I could help him with math lesson e. ..

658
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,200
would not be fair.

659
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,700
Makes sense.

660
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,100
- They are very angry.
- You are a brilliant teacher.

661
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,200
'Back Avoiding me, Miss Gray?

662
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,000
ora.

663
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:11,000
I thought I had dropped something. Window.

664
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,700
Like what? A quadratic equation?

665
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:16,100
Type a decimal point.

666
00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:19,300
I see a decimal point. He flew in that direction.

667
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,300
- Decimal point can not fly.
- What are they doing?

668
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:26,500
They were leaning.

669
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:31,400
You are a strange woman I have ever encountered.

670
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:34,400
"So what?"
Then ...

671
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,700
Come on.

672
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,300
I help you find ...

673
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,000
decimal point is tilted.

674
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,300
Going to the movies.

675
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:54,000
I do not like the movie.

676
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,700
Okay. He did not invite you.

677
00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,500
Okay, you can go to the cinema with me if you want.

678
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,500
I do not ... go to the movies.

679
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,800
What folly! It's like saying you do not hear the music.

680
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:20,000
- I hate music.
- What is this lie? The third?

681
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,200
I have to go to the hardware store to buy nails.

682
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,500
Lying 4.

683
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,000
I hate thrillers!

684
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,900
This is a 5!

685
00:51:33,100 --> 00:51:36,900
- This is 5.
- The first is the music.

686
00:51:37,100 --> 00:51:39,900
Is 5. You lie a lot.

687
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Everything about you is funny. Come to the movies with me!

688
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,700
You can pay for popcorn.

689
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,900
Or you hate popcorn, but not really?

690
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,100
I need a nail.

691
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,100
I sat in the middle of the media.

692
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,500
42.

693
00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:57,600
Come on guys!

694
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,300
Hi.

695
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:27,200
- Where are you?
- I forgot to buy popcorn.

696
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,000
It is enough for two people. Here.

697
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,600
But I like butter.

698
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,400
They are soaked in butter.

699
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,400
Sit down, lady!

700
00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,000
-Sit!

701
00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,100
<font color=yellow>  Subtitle By: GingErwan

702
00:53:46,700 --> 00:53:49,500
That person is an expert in bank robbery.

703
00:53:49,700 --> 00:53:52,300
He was caught red-handed.

704
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:57,100
Then police found the murderer who left the victims in the vault ...

705
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:00,100
and fill the inside of them for money. So ...

706
00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:04,100
now the police had ... help the bank robber.

707
00:54:05,100 --> 00:54:08,300
They are filled with money from that place?

708
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:14,500
I can not answer.

709
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,400
But this is an interesting question.

710
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,800
It's my mother, Miss Gray.

711
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:30,600
Sorry.
- No need ...

712
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,500
- You'd better stop talking, ma'am.
- Why do not you sit somewhere else?

713
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:35,800
- Go, you!
- Go, you!

714
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,200
Defended my honor?

715
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,300
What?

716
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,600
Mona!

717
00:55:35,100 --> 00:55:37,500
How do you know where I live?

718
00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:41,600
I followed you.

719
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,100
But you're quick.

720
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,700
Very fast.

721
00:55:49,300 --> 00:55:51,000
I used to ...

722
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:53,000
- Run!

723
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,200
Why are you running ... movie?

724
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,400
I admit that artist.

725
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,800
- Who did this? Paulo

726
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:20,300
This is a 7 ... a little lonely.

727
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,900
Who did the volcano?

728
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,800
Ellen.

729
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,900
I like that.

730
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,800
I like this,

731
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,300
- Pot ...
- Bouquet of numbers.

732
00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:48,500
And this ...

733
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,900
This is Lisa. "One of the six lashes."

734
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,000
They're real!

735
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:05,300
I think so.

736
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:08,200
I like you.

737
00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,100
I do not like anyone else ...

738
00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:18,400
so long ago.

739
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,500
How long did you do?

740
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,600
13 months

741
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,200
What month?

742
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,200
December

743
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,600
until July.

744
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,400
Why? "

745
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,800
Is 212 days.

746
00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:45,700
Unless that leap year.

747
00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:59,600
Did you know?

748
00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:14,400
Did you know?

749
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,000
I have to go to the bathroom.

750
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,500
I asked: "Are you okay?"

751
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,100
What happened?

752
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:54,200
I just -

753
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,700
not in the mood.

754
01:00:00,900 --> 01:00:04,400
- Your previous.
- Not.

755
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:10,100
- What are you doing in the bathroom?
- Go away, please.

756
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:25,000
Wild.

757
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:37,000
classes

758
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:38,700
classes

759
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:43,100
I Miss Gray and I'm weird.

760
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:46,800
Who wants to come here to represent a snot?

761
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,200
Ms. Gray is not strange.

762
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,600
Yes! And so do you!

763
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,200
- Ann ...
- You are late!

764
01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:03,100
And it was my turn to do Numbers and Materials.

765
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,000
Now it's your turn again?

766
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:06,800
I'm not lying!

767
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,600
See? A number of perfect.

768
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,000
Awesome.

769
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,400
Where'd you get that?
"I see it."

770
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:23,500
42 plus 5 equal to 48.

771
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:26,300
Nothing! It's 47!

772
01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:30,200
You do not!

773
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,400
I know who it is.

774
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,700
This is mine and I!

775
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,100
You can go, Lisa.

776
01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:50,500
Fine, but do not let it get away.

777
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:59,600
Why do not we go to the hardware store together ...

778
01:01:59,900 --> 01:02:04,000
to give back the number on Mr. Jones?

779
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:09,100
He will be very happy that might give you a gift.

780
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:13,900
A gift? Do not want to reward an idiot!

781
01:02:14,100 --> 01:02:16,200
And could not stop me going to the park to play.

782
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Give me.

783
01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,700
- Yes

784
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,700
This.

785
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,800
Weird.

786
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:38,200
I ....

787
01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:43,700
I would shop with your hardware.

788
01:02:44,900 --> 01:02:47,900
Then you can take me to visit my mother.

789
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:55,100
Hi Encouraged to experiment with sulfuric acid tomorrow?

790
01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:56,700
Let's kick ass.

791
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,700
Mr Smith!

792
01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:03,300
And also

793
01:03:03,900 --> 01:03:07,000
Want to go to the hardware store with me and Miss Gray?

794
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,900
I can not. I Science Club meeting after school.

795
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:12,500
I need to look for ... I said I would.

796
01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,000
And I always do what I say and say what I do.

797
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:19,700
I play clean. Not everyone plays. But thank you for the invitation.

798
01:03:19,900 --> 01:03:21,900
Will lose the fun!

799
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,700
Mr. Jones.

800
01:03:30,900 --> 01:03:32,400
Mr. Jones.

801
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,000
Mr. Jones.

802
01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:47,500
If he is not here, why leave the door open?

803
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:50,600
Maybe it was captured by pirates.

804
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:04,000
This way.

805
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:12,400
- "And he fell on the bench, he laughed ..."
- Mother! Nan!

806
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,800
This is my math teacher.

807
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,900
Miss ... Gray ...

808
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,500
It is the unseen teacher?

809
01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:32,200
Mlle. Gray?

810
01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:40,600
This ... is Miss Gray.

811
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:44,500
Lisa, like potatoes?

812
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:47,800
- I love.
- Then come with me!

813
01:04:57,800 --> 01:04:59,600
I like your hair.

814
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,100
Cancer is not contagious.

815
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:23,200
Lisa asked me to bring him here today.

816
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:28,700
He does not like my brother.

817
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:34,800
But as you.

818
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,200
I also like that.

819
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:50,800
His father made a pirate just like him? He said ...

820
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:58,000
No Lisa has never met his father.

821
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:03,500
I think ...
- You can ...

822
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,900
take care of Lisa and again?

823
01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:16,500
Of course.

824
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:51,900
Mr. Jones.

825
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,500
Mother!

826
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:58,200
Mother! Daddy! Did you see Mr. Jones?

827
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,300
Mother saw Mr Jones?

828
01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:04,500
He disappeared. And I do not think the car keys.

829
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,100
Who is missing? Mr. Jones?

830
01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:11,100
No, Mona. His father. Her father disappeared.

831
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,100
What? Where did he go?

832
01:07:14,300 --> 01:07:17,100
I do not know. I do not know where he is!

833
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:24,900
And I found it behind the washing machine.

834
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:30,500
He's hiding. I do not know how long ago did not take.

835
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,000
This will never happen if I still live here.

836
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:39,800
Stop! You can not help you.

837
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,600
And I do not know where he is.

838
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,000
-Dad?
- It's your father?

839
01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:58,100
I tried to take him down, but did not appear.

840
01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,900
-Dad?

841
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:03,800
The energy trapped ...

842
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:07,600
in this round and should be released.

843
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,200
Let's go home. Subtitle by Mandala Putra Bima

844
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:15,500
Should I call someone?

845
01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:17,700
No, it's okay.

846
01:08:17,900 --> 01:08:19,100
Mr. Wilson: Hi ya Id consider selling directly to you! this skirt on the way & have been posted so you should contact you soon! I'll look for the slip transmission to see if I could see when it will be sent & returned to you. Best greetings LOLITA J

847
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:25,500
Why did you stop taking the drug?

848
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:29,600
Because it is toxic. And it will poison my body.

849
01:08:31,200 --> 01:08:32,800
No, it will help you.

850
01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:38,700
Here is the end.

851
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:41,700
I have to dig here.

852
01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:48,300
If I did not open it ...

853
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:53,800
_____I ... Is.

854
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,700
Please.

855
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,800
Go home.

856
01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:10,300
- Not that I want to improve?
- It's everything I want.

857
01:09:57,300 --> 01:10:02,100
I took my number and Materials. I knew it was not Friday, but special.

858
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:08,200
This is my father prosthesis.

859
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:12,300
- It seems the number one, right?
- Can I play?

860
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,300
Pretty cool, huh?

861
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:18,300
There seems to be the first. Apparently arm.

862
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:20,500
Apparently the number one!

863
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,200
Why is her father's arm fall?

864
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,700
Did not fall. He was hit in the war.

865
01:10:31,100 --> 01:10:33,000
Is reduction, Miss Gray?

866
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:34,900
Ms. Gray? Ms. Gray?

867
01:10:35,100 --> 01:10:36,100
- Ms. Gray! What?

868
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:38,900
Deductions do now? Hey, that's my dad!

869
01:10:39,100 --> 01:10:40,000
Elmer!

870
01:10:42,900 --> 01:10:44,000
Elmer!

871
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:47,800
- Return the arm his father Danny!
- I'm back here!

872
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:49,400
Elmer!

873
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:51,200
Hey! Elmer!

874
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,700
Danny!

875
01:10:52,900 --> 01:10:55,600
- Elmer, come back!
return;

876
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,600
Mlle. Gray ...

877
01:10:57,800 --> 01:10:59,200
can not control the class.

878
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:00,900
Will be terminated.

879
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:02,500
Silent ...

880
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:05,000
Nobody cares about you, Lisa.

881
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,700
kemariin hands lo.
-No!

882
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,500
Mlle. Gray, look!

883
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:20,200
I'll share ...

884
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,400
less ...

885
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,000
- And you multiply.
- Lisa!

886
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,100
As for the singing!

887
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:31,200
Ann, you have to learn to be good!

888
01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:33,400
Oh GOD.

889
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,200
Agree?

890
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,500
Sorry.

891
01:11:52,300 --> 01:11:54,000
Oh GOD.
- Lisa! Lisa!

892
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,300
Lisa!

893
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:57,900
- Lisa!
Let me go!

894
01:11:58,100 --> 01:11:59,300
- Stop!
Let me go!

895
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:00,900
Stop!

896
01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,200
My mother died!

897
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:06,100
He died!

898
01:12:10,500 --> 01:12:13,600
Why can not I also have cancer?

899
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,400
Sorry.
- I'm sick of seeing ...

900
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,100
Lisa show off!

901
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,000
- Ann!
- I will split it into several parts.

902
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:29,300
Ann ...

903
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,600
- My God! ... Drop the ax.

904
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,100
- I will cut them.
- Go, nothing.

905
01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:37,100
I will cut them to bits.

906
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:39,200
It will not bite anyone.

907
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,900
- I'm full of it! ____Please ...

908
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:43,900
And I'm sick of you.

909
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:46,000
Give me the ax!

910
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:55,100
There are a few moments ...

911
01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:57,000
when you look around ...

912
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,000
and expect the cost to help you.

913
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:05,300
Then you realize that you are responsible.

914
01:13:06,200 --> 01:13:08,600
You're an adult.

915
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,800
You're grown only there.

916
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,300
And not very good.

917
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:23,500
Life is too ...

918
01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:26,400
far more difficult than mathematics.

919
01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:30,600
-Dad?

920
01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:50,900
Mlle. Gray ...

921
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,800
- It took nine points.
- I took 27.

922
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,000
Nine times three equal to 27.

923
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:51,800
"You're right!

924
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:07,100
- What are you doing?
What are you doing?

925
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,700
I imitate you at lunch.

926
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,300
Bank makes the same sound that your table.

927
01:15:19,700 --> 01:15:21,500
Why did you do that?

928
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,900
Why? "

929
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:28,900
I do this ...

930
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:32,100
when ... I feel ...

931
01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,100
alone.

932
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:42,600
So that's why I'm doing. I want to be like you.

933
01:15:45,100 --> 01:15:48,900
Do not do that. Do not be like me.

934
01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:54,600
But I own ...

935
01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:58,600
-Own.

936
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:29,900
You do not just take an ax to school ...

937
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:34,400
but also lied by saying he has a college degree.

938
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:36,400
Shame on you ...

939
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:44,400
You are a great math teacher, Miss Gray ...

940
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:50,000
but forbidden to set foot in my school anymore.

941
01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,600
Mr. Jones.

942
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:49,900
Hello?

943
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,800
What are you doing?

944
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,600
What are you doing? Get out of here!

945
01:18:01,100 --> 01:18:03,400
- You do not die?
- Why do I die?

946
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,200
"What happened? I do not know why.

947
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:09,800
I think their numbers throughout the city. His shop is open.

948
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,200
- Your car is missing.
- Get out of my room!

949
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,500
- Who is the girl?
- Mona Gray!

950
01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:17,200
Mona Gray, would you please leave?

951
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,200
- Do I have to call the police?
- No.

952
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,300
But keep your number!

953
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,500
How do you know how you feel or who you are without them?

954
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,000
Andrea, I'm back.

955
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:29,900
Sorry.

956
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:36,400
Why not have more than their numbers?

957
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:38,900
What do you get?

958
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:41,900
This is because I love math!

959
01:18:42,100 --> 01:18:45,500
You taught me that the number is everything! I saw their numbers and not ...

960
01:18:45,700 --> 01:18:49,700
bar graph to compare them with their moods.

961
01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:53,400
He made the table?

962
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:00,800
Want to sit?

963
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:06,400
I left the store opened, I sold the car ...

964
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,500
all because of 42.

965
01:19:10,900 --> 01:19:14,800
Who cares about anything when you use 42?

966
01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:18,100
I saw you that day.

967
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:21,400
A beautiful day. The best I ever had.

968
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,200
What about 42?

969
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,800
I realized that if I do not need ...

970
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,600
number ...

971
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:35,500
I could be anything.

972
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,300
I do not understand why you are interested.

973
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,600
You're the meanest girl I ever knew.

974
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:48,400
Threw eggs at my car every Halloween.

975
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:52,500
- I know it's me? Of course.

976
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:56,400
What I do not know is ...

977
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:59,200
why you do it.

978
01:20:02,100 --> 01:20:05,200
Because you ignored me.

979
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:07,500
And do not know my father.

980
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:12,200
What?

981
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,800
You never ask about it!

982
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:20,100
- I said yes.
- He asked, nothing.

983
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:22,500
One day you ...

984
01:20:22,700 --> 01:20:24,900
playing in the park ...

985
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,200
and I ask:

986
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:31,500
"What happened to your father?" He seems to wilt. "

987
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:37,500
I asked! Of course I asked!

988
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:42,000
You're right there with their green wellies ...

989
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,300
threw stones at the tree.

990
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:47,300
I asked about his father, and you say to me:

991
01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:49,000
"Shut up, Mr. Jones."

992
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,400
I should have asked again.

993
01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:30,900
Sorry.

994
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,700
Maybe that day you ... not good.

995
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,700
I think I have never been better.

996
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:54,400
What is the problem with your father?

997
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,900
She thought she was dying.

998
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,700
Do you think he will die?

999
01:22:25,400 --> 01:22:26,900
Did you miss work?

1000
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:37,400
Want to know how I hurt my leg?

1001
01:22:38,500 --> 01:22:40,400
You did not ask.

1002
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:43,500
Sorry. I think about ...

1003
01:22:43,700 --> 01:22:47,400
create another form of health in the backyard.

1004
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,100
But this time, with a larger radius.

1005
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:53,800
The latter is very small. I'm thinking about making a ...

1006
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:56,100
with greater range.

1007
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,900
What do you think?

1008
01:23:02,100 --> 01:23:05,200
I guess I can not stay with you.

1009
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:11,400
My beautiful daughter. It's okay if you want to wait in the car.

1010
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:30,600
He does not understand.

1011
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,900
But I finally understood.

1012
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,300
I received this by mail.

1013
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:02,800
HI, MR. MISS SMITH. GRAY

1014
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,600
I found through long-winded.

1015
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,700
I do not know what to do.

1016
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:16,500
Lisa insisted that I ... come and see it.

1017
01:24:19,100 --> 01:24:20,600
How is he?

1018
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:25,300
Quiet than that.

1019
01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,400
Sorry.

1020
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,200
You're right.

1021
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,600
I lied.

1022
01:24:46,500 --> 01:24:47,800
Just so you know ...

1023
01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:52,400
next time, whether there will be other times ...

1024
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:56,100
when I say I went to the bathroom ...

1025
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:58,200
do not leave.

1026
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,600
I'm not going to monitor your bathroom, Miss Gray.

1027
01:26:20,500 --> 01:26:23,500
Mona! Forgot to say one thing.

1028
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,400
I lied.

1029
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,600
I will monitor your bathroom.

1030
01:26:34,300 --> 01:26:36,800
No need to monitor the bathroom.

1031
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:39,600
Not?

1032
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:59,200
I lied, but it's for your kindness.

1033
01:26:59,500 --> 01:27:02,000
Agree?
- I just wanted ...

1034
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:04,200
Thank you for coming back.

1035
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:09,200
Mlle. Gray? Alisha Beeze, mother of Levan.

1036
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:14,100
I am a lawyer and I think it is a major cause ...

1037
01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:17,800
toward family and school DiGanno Ann.

1038
01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:20,600
You can request a large indemnity.

1039
01:28:21,900 --> 01:28:24,800
I only want one thing.

1040
01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:27,700
And to say that in exchange for their jobs back ...

1041
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:31,700
You give up this process, will graduate Pedagogy ...

1042
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:36,300
and promise never to bring tools to the classroom.

1043
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:40,800
Pen?

1044
01:28:44,900 --> 01:28:48,000
All this is very unfair.

1045
01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,000
I could not leave when he is around.

1046
01:28:51,700 --> 01:28:53,600
I'm not sensitive.

1047
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,600
I'm not going to do it.

1048
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,100
I'm not just ready.

1049
01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:04,200
I know it's horrible ...

1050
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:10,500
but I do not want it.

1051
01:29:14,300 --> 01:29:15,800
I want

1052
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,600
The history of my father around.

1053
01:29:28,200 --> 01:29:32,500
Love does not mean having to sacrifice part of himself.

1054
01:29:38,200 --> 01:29:41,300
the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

1055
01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:43,400
What do you see?

1056
01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,400
- Any takers?
- Also! Also!

1057
01:29:51,600 --> 01:29:55,400
- Ms. Gray?
- Okay. I would choose ...

1058
01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,700
Isabelle ... David ...

1059
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,000
and Kevin!

1060
01:30:05,300 --> 01:30:09,800
There were 122 frogs in the lake ...

1061
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,900
and 57 in other countries.

1062
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:15,900
frog How many total?

1063
01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:19,000
Not the history of mathematics is good.

1064
01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:23,600
179.

1065
01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:24,800
Good.

1066
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:29,600
- Do you know better?
- I should think. I know!

1067
01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:32,800
Put 3 in the story. And pirates.

1068
01:30:32,800 --> 01:40:32,800
FINISHED

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"Paul"
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 06:08:23 AM »
"Paul" is a good movie. Fun and science, thriller and love...But it's full of dirty, obscene language, so it's good the parents to be careful and to think if the kids can accept this movie in the right way.
Paul in Chinese is 保罗. It's a name. More about the film "Paul": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_%28film%29

And the subtitles of "Paul" from http://subscene.com/english/Paul/subtitle-446626.aspx :
(As far as there are the obscene words, I insist this to be learnt only by adults!)

{1240}{1271}Last week, Flash Gordon
{1274}{1303}defended the Witch Queen Azura
{1306}{1336}from the attack of the Death dwarfs.
{1339}{1405}Paul, having proclaimed himself|King of Blue Magic Land
{1408}{1507}offered John the Hawkman|the command of the army...
{1951}{1992}Go on, then, Paul.
{1995}{2047}Don't be long.
{2559}{2607}Paul?
{2688}{2736}Paul?
{2868}{2915}Paul.
{4342}{4428}He winked at me!|He winked at me!
{5176}{5208}I love it here.
{5211}{5260}You know, it feels so...
{5263}{5302}- Right.|- Yeah.
{5305}{5373}We're 5,339 miles from home
{5376}{5434}and yet, somehow,|I feel like we belong.
{5437}{5482}I know what you mean.
{5485}{5572}I think this is probably|the most fun I have ever had.
{5575}{5649}I'm so glad we came, Clive.
{5652}{5696}Clive?
{5734}{5765}- May I?|- Be my guest.
{5768}{5819}- Thank you.|- I was over there, on my own.
{5822}{5874}That there is the Black Vampire.
{5877}{5901}Watch out.
{5904}{5931}She bites.
{5934}{5957}How much?
{5960}{6045}$1,349.99.
{6097}{6141}Aren't you gonna get it?
{6149}{6194}Fair enough.
{6221}{6270}I can't believe we're gonna|meet Adam Shadowchild.
{6273}{6342}I know. He's, like,|the coolest man in the world.
{6345}{6403}Thank you.
{6413}{6490}Come forth.|Welcome, my friends.
{6493}{6559}I just wanted to say that the Planet Fall|trilogy has been a huge influence
{6562}{6611}on me and on my work.
{6614}{6688}Don't tell me. You're a writer.
{6691}{6738}- I am, yeah.|- Well, good.
{6741}{6805}He actually won|a Nebulon Award in 1992.
{6808}{6880}For best science fiction short story|by a male under 16.
{6883}{6930}I'm working on a follow-up.
{6933}{6958}Oh, I'd love to see that.
{6961}{6989}Not today.
{6992}{7034}No, no. It's a legal thing.
{7037}{7091}I'm sure it's good.
{7094}{7182}That is a wonderful cover.|Three tits.
{7209}{7234}Awesome.
{7237}{7307}- That was Graeme, my illustrator.|- I'm an artist.
{7310}{7347}I'm hoping to complete it soon.
{7350}{7439}I'm just having a bit of trouble|with the ending.
{7442}{7514}Well, a wise man said,
{7517}{7593}"You have to spin a good yarn|before you can weave a great dream."
{7596}{7633}Who said that?
{7636}{7670}I did. I just said that.
{7673}{7702}Move along, please, guys.
{7705}{7728}Yes.
{7731}{7773}- Very nice to meet you.|- No, no...
{7776}{7826}Thank you.
{7868}{7904}- You bought a book?|- No.
{7907}{7942}Then fuck off.
{7945}{8005}Let's get a picture of you, me and Adam.
{8008}{8066}- Okay, ready.|- Ready.
{8221}{8268}Yes.
{8273}{8303}Yes.
{8306}{8353}- Is that the RV place?|- Yes.
{8356}{8409}And there's definitely|two single beds?
{8412}{8488}Because there's been|a bit of a mix-up at the hotel.
{8491}{8538}Okay. Excellent.|Thank you very much.
{8541}{8631}And have a nice day to you, as well.
{8643}{8691}- Is it here?|- It's in the car park.
{8694}{8725}I think you mean|"the parking lot."
{8728}{8780}I sure do.
{8783}{8837}I did my American voice.
{8861}{8941}It's amazing, isn't it?|We're actually here. America.
{8963}{9023}How long have we dreamt about this?
{9026}{9078}- Since we were kids.|- Yeah.
{9081}{9155}Now look at us. Grown men.
{9163}{9218}Pizza!
{9230}{9270}- Hi!|- Hiya!
{9273}{9341}- Good evening, sir.|- Come on in.
{9361}{9448}- Where can I set this down?|- You could put it on the bed.
{9451}{9499}You guys on honeymoon?
{9508}{9558}No.
{9561}{9607}No, silly. We're just friends.
{9610}{9667}We had a mix-up.|The reservations were messed up.
{9670}{9738}Pop it on the table here.|Let me clear that.
{9741}{9798}- Going on a road trip?|- Yeah. Yes.
{9801}{9862}What better way to follow Comic-Con
{9865}{9961}than a tour of America's|most famous UFO hotspots?
{10001}{10097}We're going to Area 51|and the Black Mailbox in Nevada,
{10100}{10172}then down to Camp Verde,|then to Apache Junction
{10175}{10275}and then on down to Roswell, New Mexico|for the site of the famous crash of '47.
{10278}{10309}- No.|- Everybody knows that.
{10312}{10371}Stop it!|It's an alleged site at this point.
{10374}{10401}Why would they admit|there was a crash,
{10404}{10431}if the crash happened somewhere else?
{10434}{10494}Let's just agree to disagree,|all right?
{10497}{10545}That's what we always say|at the end.
{10595}{10643}Do you believe in aliens?
{10646}{10711}What do you mean, "aliens"?
{10804}{10842}I'll sign that check, shall I?
{10845}{10947}Get that out of your way.|Pizza grease on a map is the worst thing.
{11001}{11050}We should turn in.|We got an early start in the morning.
{11053}{11082}Yeah.
{11085}{11122}What do you think|you're gonna dream about?
{11125}{11231}The open road. High adventure.|That kind of thing.
{11239}{11289}- You?|- Wonder Woman.
{11292}{11355}- Please don't.|- Okay.
{11371}{11400}- You ready?|- Yeah.
{11403}{11435}Okay. And...
{11438}{11501}Three, two, one.
{11586}{11618}What an amazing Con.
{11621}{11679}That, my friend,|was just the beginning.
{11760}{11787}Here you go.
{11790}{11817}That's not ours.
{11820}{11846}No?
{11849}{11931}No. That's ours.
{12315}{12370}Fucking orcs!
{12893}{12941}That one.
{13100}{13154}People!
{13496}{13547}Smile.
{13582}{13665}"Watch the skies"|or "Alien on board"?
{13686}{13714}"Alien on board," please.
{13717}{13806}Okay. If you're sure.
{13814}{13882}So, how was Comic-Con?
{13885}{13918}We met Adam Shadowchild.
{13921}{13974}Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
{13977}{14034}He wrote The Venusian Pangenesis.
{14037}{14060}I didn't read that one.
{14063}{14108}Jenny Starpepper|and the Great Brass Hen?
{14111}{14134}No.
{14137}{14165}The Robot's Mistress?
{14168}{14196}I like romances.
{14199}{14234}That's kind of a romance.
{14237}{14297}- Between a woman and a machine?|- Yeah.
{14300}{14361}I hear that.
{14410}{14471}Do you get a lot of|UFO types around here?
{14490}{14538}Some.
{14592}{14620}Do you believe?
{14623}{14675}Oh, yes, I do.
{14678}{14762}Been a lot of strange happenings|in these parts.
{14765}{14849}It'd be a shame if we were|the only souls in the universe.
{14857}{14894}Probability alone suggests not.
{14897}{15005}You know, there are 200 billion galaxies|in the observable universe.
{15034}{15079}Makes you think, doesn't it?
{15082}{15116}What?
{15119}{15181}Where is everybody?
{15363}{15398}Gotcha.
{15401}{15444}So, you fellows set|or can I get you something else?
{15447}{15496}Oh, I think I would like|a refill of coffee, please, Pat.
{15499}{15547}All right, then.|How about you, pumpkin?
{15550}{15615}Can I have an E.T. Malt, please?
{15618}{15681}You want that with a sparkler?
{15697}{15738}Yeah.
{15741}{15809}I will take that as a yes.
{15812}{15896}I think I might do a toilet.
{15967}{16033}Pretty funny.
{16073}{16130}He's sitting right there|on top of that bull,
{16133}{16233}and he goes, "Cut her loose."
{16384}{16435}What?
{16457}{16504}I don't know you.
{16517}{16550}Comics.
{16553}{16596}What was that about?
{16599}{16665}How you think|that makes me feel?
{16681}{16743}Be rude to me?
{16842}{16867}Eggy,
{16870}{16913}an alien just sicked up|in my palms.
{16916}{16942}Clive...
{16945}{16975}What?
{16978}{17006}- I'm joking.|- Stop it.
{17009}{17079}They've got a soap dispenser in there|shaped like an alien's head. It's brilliant!
{17082}{17110}- Someone's here.|- What?
{17113}{17182}Here it comes!
{17284}{17330}What in...
{17425}{17484}Hey, fellas!|How you doing today?
{17487}{17546}What is this,|some kind of gay bar?
{17549}{17600}No. Just a place|where you can get a bite to eat
{17603}{17644}and maybe share a close encounter.
{17647}{17695}Yeah. It sounds like a gay bar.
{17698}{17784}Oh, no, we're just friends.
{17805}{17860}So, you guys look like|you could do with a couple beers.
{17863}{17895}You go do that.
{17898}{17962}All right. You do that.
{17987}{18011}Yes.
{18014}{18048}Get a sip. I'll get this.
{18051}{18092}Just leave it.
{18095}{18155}Thank you very much.
{18254}{18286}What are you doing?
{18289}{18334}Don't you put|those queer eyes on me.
{18337}{18379}I'm not. I forgot the sticker.
{18382}{18406}What took you so long?
{18409}{18454}I was putting the sticker on.
{18457}{18487}They were an odd pair, weren't they?
{18490}{18561}Yeah, definitely not|my kind of people.
{18564}{18660}I doubt very much|we'll be seeing them again.
{18694}{18746}- That wasn't their truck, was it?|- No.
{18749}{18811}- Should I go and have a look?|- No!
{19191}{19254}The Black Mailbox.
{19289}{19348}This is probably the coolest thing|I've ever seen.
{19351}{19393}Do you remember when we Googled it|on your mum's computer
{19396}{19436}and the phone rang|and you thought it was the FBI?
{19439}{19482}I didn't really think it was the FBI.
{19485}{19532}- You started crying.|- I had jet lag.
{19535}{19565}We'd only been to Brussels.
{19568}{19634}Go stand next to it. Yep.
{19637}{19683}Smile.
{19697}{19760}Hey, imagine|if we got buzzed by a craft.
{19763}{19801}That would be amazing,|wouldn't it?
{19804}{19842}It just hovers over us
{19845}{19934}and then all the coins in our pockets|go magnetic, and then we get sunburned.
{19937}{19988}Then it just goes up|really quickly.
{20143}{20191}Smile!
{20237}{20278}What would you do|if they actually landed?
{20281}{20350}Well, first contact|is a big responsibility, isn't it?
{20353}{20426}They come in peace,|we go to pieces?
{20429}{20456}That's not how I roll.
{20459}{20508}No.
{20517}{20570}What's that?
{20720}{20794}Do you think that's those men?
{20797}{20843}No.
{20885}{20937}We've seen enough.
{20940}{20976}Let's go.
{20979}{21033}Go, go, go!
{21132}{21157}Oh, they're gaining.
{21160}{21188}This is like Deliverance!
{21191}{21230}They're going to rape us|and break our arms!
{21233}{21286}I don't want my arms broken!
{21311}{21356}- I need the toilet.|- You've just been!
{21359}{21408}You know I've got|a child's bladder.
{21475}{21501}Don't let them get past!
{21504}{21574}- What do you want me to do, ram them?|- What about the deposit?
{21638}{21694}It's not them!|It's not them!
{21697}{21742}Oh, my God.
{21745}{21777}That was awful!
{21780}{21833}That was terrifying!
{22918}{22971}Hello?
{23278}{23360}- Maybe you should call for help.|- Yeah.
{23437}{23473}It's ringing.
{23476}{23531}I wouldn't do that|if I were you.
{23815}{23931}Put the phone down.
{23993}{24018}Oh, fuck me.
{24021}{24089}- What have you done to him?|- I didn't do anything to him. He fainted.
{24092}{24127}Yeah, but you made him faint!
{24130}{24185}Yes. But it's not like|I set my phaser to "Faint."
{24188}{24215}You've got a phaser?
{24218}{24261}No, I don't... Look! Listen.
{24264}{24320}Hey, I really need your help, okay?
{24323}{24384}Can we get this guy|back onto your wagon?
{24427}{24465}Are you an alien?
{24468}{24495}To you, I am, yes.
{24498}{24531}Are you gonna probe us?
{24534}{24577}Why does everyone|always assume that?
{24580}{24665}What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts?|How much can I learn from an ass?
{24668}{24700}What?
{24703}{24742}I'm sorry. What's your name?
{24745}{24780}It's Graeme Willy.
{24783}{24816}And what's his name?
{24819}{24852}That's the writer, Clive Gollings.
{24855}{24892}Okay, cool! I'm Paul.
{24895}{24925}Paul?
{24928}{24976}Yeah.|It's a nickname that stuck.
{24979}{25032}My ship crashed on a dog.|It doesn't matter!
{25035}{25085}Look! Can we get the writer,|Clive Gollings, back on the RV
{25088}{25122}and get the hell|out of here, please?
{25125}{25170}- I can't...|- I'm in a hell of a pickle,
{25173}{25271}and if you don't help me,|I could die on this road tonight.
{25275}{25332}I don't know.|We're on quite a tight schedule.
{25335}{25434}Look, man. Sometimes,|you just gotta roll the dice.
{25437}{25505}What do you say?
{25663}{25718}- Okay.|- Okay! Perfect! Great!
{25721}{25789}Okay, help me grab him.
{25821}{25868}This man has peed his pants.
{25871}{25910}Yeah, he's got a child's bladder.
{25913}{25962}Oh, fantastic.
{26389}{26434}Doesn't this thing go any faster?
{26437}{26508}Well, I'm sorry,|the speed limit is 70, so...
{26511}{26610}Screw the speed limit! Actually, no.|Oh, yeah. Don't screw it.
{26613}{26686}That's good thinking. Okay?|Stay inconspicuous. That's good.
{26689}{26723}How come I can understand you?
{26726}{26777}Are you using some sort of|neural language router?
{26780}{26850}Actually, I'm speaking English,|you fucking idiot.
{26853}{26902}- That's not nice.|- That was mean.
{26905}{26962}Look, I'm little tense.|I was just involved in a major car crash.
{26965}{26991}That was your fault.
{26994}{27052}I can't reach the pedals.|My legs are too little.
{27055}{27122}I had to use the|parking brake, okay?
{27125}{27198}I'm sorry.|You're in shock right now.
{27201}{27273}I understand this must be|very weird for you.
{27276}{27386}Just act normal|and drive north, okay?
{27389}{27481}We gotta get as much distance as we can|between us and the Big Guy.
{28486}{28549}Zoil? What's happening?
{28595}{28639}- He's gone.|- Shit!
{28642}{28684}Looks like he hitched a ride, too.
{28687}{28728}- What do you mean?|- Tire tracks.
{28731}{28768}Bastard jacked a native?
{28771}{28798}Could be two.
{28801}{28864}Don't you think this is all|a bit of a coincidence?
{28867}{28898}Are you suggesting he knew?
{28901}{28954}Little fcrrrrrrrr|might have phoned home.
{28957}{29014}There might even be|a rescue party on the way.
{29017}{29079}Zoil, we need to break out|the big guns.
{29082}{29175}Do you think that that's wise?|The last thing we need is
{29178}{29216}a hoo-ha.
{29219}{29247}Maybe you're right.
{29250}{29352}Listen, I got two rookies on a special mission|75 clicks north of you.
{29355}{29390}I'll have them|set up a roadblock.
{29393}{29447}These are just civilians.|Why don't you let me take care of it?
{29450}{29496}You might need the extra muscle.
{29499}{29580}Just keep them in the dark.|I don't want any loose ends.
{29583}{29675}These roads can be|treacherous at night.
{29679}{29767}People get into accidents all the time.
{29770}{29854}I like your thinking.|Get it done.
{30044}{30095}Heads up.|We just got reassigned.
{30098}{30125}Nice.
{30128}{30169}What about the sandwich?
{30172}{30234}- She said we can share it.|- Oh, I love this job.
{30693}{30771}Man, I needed that.
{30895}{30943}I love pistachios.
{30946}{30988}I hate it when you|get a closed one, right?
{30991}{31048}I usually just bite them.
{31051}{31082}No. You don't do that at all.
{31085}{31140}You tap them, if they don't open|on their own, you throw them away.
{31143}{31178}No, that's mussels.
{31181}{31242}No, it's pistachios.
{31245}{31284}- What the fuck?|- Clive, stop it! What are you doing?
{31287}{31332}What are you?
{31362}{31444}He's okay. He's fine. He's friendly.|His name's Paul.
{31493}{31524}Aliens aren't called "Paul."
{31527}{31604}Was that Klingon?|You psychotic nerd!
{31607}{31664}Paul is from a|small M-class planet
{31667}{31729}in the northern spiral arm|of the Andromeda Galaxy.
{31732}{31759}Thank you.
{31762}{31791}He looks too obvious.
{31794}{31841}There's a reason for that, Clive.
{31844}{31938}Over the last 60 years the human race|has been drip-fed images of my face
{31941}{31993}on lunchboxes|and T-shirts and shit.
{31996}{32076}It's in case our species do meet,|you don't have a fucking spaz attack!
{32079}{32112}I did not have a spaz attack!
{32115}{32174}Don't do it again!|- That's my fucking jorph.
{32177}{32256}Get your fucking fingers out of there!|If I get a jorph infection, you're dead!
{32259}{32329}- Oh, my God!|- Oh, shit!
{32420}{32458}Paul.
{32461}{32489}Paul?
{32492}{32589}Okay, okay. This could be it.|So, what are we looking for, again?
{32592}{32640}I don't know.
{32743}{32817}- What brings you to USA?|- We're on holiday.
{32820}{32856}We've been to Comic-Con.
{32859}{32906}Comic-Con?|Don't tell O'Reilly.
{32909}{32974}He loves that dweeb shit.
{32977}{33028}You guys know Benny Hill?
{33031}{33087}- No.|- No.
{33093}{33130}Oh, my God! Look at this!
{33133}{33159}- What?|- Look at this!
{33162}{33203}What?
{33206}{33263}These guys have met|Adam Shadowchild.
{33266}{33312}Who the hell is|Adam Shadowchild?
{33315}{33370}Hewrote The Jupiter Praxis.
{33373}{33396}What?
{33399}{33468}Jenny Starpepper|and the Huge White Gibbon?
{33476}{33504}Night of the Moths?
{33507}{33566}Are you speaking English?|What are you talking about?
{33569}{33628}Brilliant! What was he like?
{33631}{33664}He was a bit intense.
{33667}{33702}Well, he's an artist.
{33705}{33779}Let me see this.|What is this, nerd porn?
{33782}{33832}- No, that's Clive's...|- It's my novel.
{33835}{33868}Okay.
{33871}{33952}Three tits. That's awesome.
{33955}{34012}You guys should have|given her four tits.
{34015}{34048}That's just sick.
{34051}{34096}I was just saying.
{34099}{34132}Hey, do you think this is it?
{34135}{34172}Doubtful.|What else did you find in there?
{34175}{34241}Not much.|Just some pissy jeans.
{34251}{34282}- Clive's got a child's...|- Shut up.
{34285}{34314}Sorry.
{34317}{34379}- Okay. You guys can go.|- Thank you.
{34382}{34440}- Can I have my...|- Thank you very much.
{34443}{34508}May I ask|what you're searching for?
{34548}{34593}No.
{34617}{34671}Thank you.|Come on, Graeme.
{34710}{34761}Way to go, Dirty Harry!
{34764}{34789}That was all right, right?
{34792}{34854}- All right? That was great energy, man.|- Yeah. It was.
{34857}{34915}That's it... Is right.|It was like... Not...
{34918}{34970}- I thought it was okay.|- No, you're thinking about it too much.
{34973}{35065}You think so? - Oh, God.|They were shaking in their boots.
{35134}{35199}I think it's pretty obvious|what happened there, isn't it?
{35202}{35241}Is it?
{35244}{35316}The government used some kind of|neurotoxic paint on the Black Mailbox.
{35319}{35395}It caused us to suffer|a shared hallucination about an alien.
{35398}{35437}It makes complete sense.
{35440}{35485}Wrong!
{35653}{35688}Your dick is gone.
{35691}{35738}Your balls are gone.
{35755}{35806}Oh, no!
{35813}{35850}What?
{35853}{35912}Come on, grow up.|You guys seen my shorts?
{35915}{35985}How did you do that?|How did you go invisible?
{35988}{36037}Oh, it's a camouflage response.
{36040}{36067}What, like, Predator?
{36070}{36120}Exactly! Although I can only do it|while I'm holding my breath.
{36123}{36162}But you can do it|any time you want?
{36165}{36210}Any time.
{36218}{36273}That's just like him.
{36281}{36370}Am I the only sane person here?
{36406}{36479}It's all right for you, isn't it?|You'll go back to Area 51.
{36482}{36601}We'll be arrested for harboring a fugitive|and sent to Guantanamo Bay!
{36607}{36661}Why don't I go make|some bagels and coffee?
{36664}{36736}Leave you two alone.
{36767}{36815}What's the matter, Clive?
{36828}{36925}There is an alien in the kitchenette,|making bagels and coffee.
{36928}{36981}- Did you want tea?|- No, I don't want tea!
{36984}{37031}Right, because|tea is weird in America.
{37034}{37065}They leave the bag in.
{37068}{37165}What's weird, Graeme, is the fact that we've|picked up an extraterrestrial hitchhiker
{37168}{37217}and you seem|completely fine with it!
{37220}{37267}Bagels and coffee
{37270}{37317}Marmite!
{37320}{37414}He said his life's in danger.|He needs our help, you know?
{37432}{37500}Sometimes, you've just gotta|roll the dice.
{37503}{37645}What if we wake up and find him|inserting a probe into our anus?
{37648}{37701}Apparently, they don't do that.
{37704}{37773}Anyone want one of these?
{37776}{37844}Anyone? Anyone?
{38026}{38085}Forty-eight, 49, 50.
{38088}{38159}Coming! Ready or not,|you son of a bitch.
{38282}{38368}- Where's the other one?|- I don't know, sir.
{38391}{38433}Haggard!
{38436}{38501}Sorry, it's just, we were...
{38504}{38544}Haggard!
{38547}{38592}Fuck.
{38650}{38689}Nice.
{38692}{38741}Get over here.|It's a guy with a badge.
{38744}{38807}We were just playing hide and seek,|because we had a lot of time.
{38810}{38841}Hurry up!
{38844}{38878}I was hiding.
{38881}{38909}You have any traffic|through here?
{38912}{39033}No, just a couple of hillbilly types|and two nerds in an RV.
{39036}{39060}Nerds?
{39063}{39152}Yes, they were coming from Comic-Con.|They met Adam Shadowchild.
{39155}{39198}Who the hell is|Adam Shadowchild?
{39201}{39267}Hewrote Prisonhulk|Four-Forty-One, okay?
{39270}{39350}Jenny Starpepper and the Spitting Worm.|Fluxing Uranus.
{39353}{39418}You know|you're a grown man, right?
{39421}{39489}Probably shave, pay taxes,|have pubic hair?
{39492}{39522}All of those things.
{39525}{39565}- Did you search that vehicle?|- Yes, sir.
{39568}{39606}- What did you find?|- Nothing much.
{39609}{39728}Just a book with a green woman|with three titties.
{39731}{39765}Titties. Three titties.
{39768}{39810}Three tits. That's awesome.
{39813}{39862}Oh, and some pissy jeans.
{39865}{39914}- Guy pissed himself.|- Close that.
{39917}{39973}I don't know if he had|a pre-existing problem or...
{39980}{40006}Listen to me, Frik and Fuck.
{40009}{40078}I want everything you can remember|about the pissy nerds, okay?
{40081}{40129}We're leaving.
{40132}{40168}What about the roadblock, sir?
{40171}{40228}It didn't work.
{40249}{40296}We gotta take down that roadblock.|It didn't work.
{40299}{40345}I'm standing right next to you.
{40767}{40820}Reese's Pieces! Yes!
{40823}{40877}Thank you.
{41400}{41484}I heard there was a commotion|on the road after Rachel.
{41487}{41530}Funny, I didn't hear nothing.
{41533}{41607}It must have been the boys|out at the base. - Yeah.
{41673}{41719}- That's a bit much, isn't it?|- What?
{41722}{41753}Put it all back.
{41756}{41826}Except the donuts|and the chocolate milk.
{41829}{41880}And the burritos,|Cheetos and Fritos.
{41883}{41991}- What about Paul's Reese's Pieces?|- Just hurry up. Please.
{42077}{42106}No, you go right ahead.
{42109}{42178}Are you sure?|Thank you. Thank you.
{42181}{42224}- That beast outside yours?|- What?
{42227}{42290}What do you mean "beast"?|- Your RV?
{42293}{42340}Oh, the...|Yes. The RV is...
{42343}{42381}No... Yes.
{42384}{42428}Where are you boys from?
{42431}{42460}- England.|- England.
{42463}{42543}I heard about England.|No guns.
{42555}{42594}- Not many.|- Not really.
{42597}{42663}Just, you know, farmers.
{42671}{42745}How are police|supposed to shoot anybody?
{42768}{42833}- They don't.|- They try not to.
{42953}{43011}That'll be $15.58.
{43035}{43162}$20. Just keep the change,|and give it to charity, or something.
{43260}{43302}You did amazing, Graeme!
{43305}{43349}That cop didn't suspect a thing!
{43352}{43388}And, Clive,
{43391}{43428}you didn't pee your pants.
{43431}{43521}I don't mean to be a stick in the mud,|but you are asking a lot of us, all right?
{43524}{43599}We've only just met,|we don't know where we're going, or why.
{43602}{43648}You don't think|we're due an explanation?
{43651}{43719}Look, the less you guys know,|the better.
{43722}{43781}I want you to have|plausible deniability.
{43790}{43893}Let's just say I spent a long time|at that base thinking I was a guest.
{43896}{43923}Turns out
{43926}{43974}I was a prisoner.
{43977}{44079}But don't worry.|I got it all under...
{44225}{44266}Fuck, that made me jump.
{44269}{44298}Poor little thing!
{44301}{44367}Nothing you could've done, mate.
{44452}{44499}What you doing?
{44502}{44554}Just watch.
{45116}{45162}It's a miracle!
{45220}{45290}Man, I'm gonna miss these.
{45303}{45329}Why would you do that?
{45332}{45405}I'm not going to eat|a dead bird, am I?
{45472}{45533}Going out of my mind
{45542}{45612}You got me thinking|that I'm wasting my time
{45615}{45640}Don't bring me down
{45643}{45666}Come on, guys!
{45669}{45724}00, 12:00! 11:00, 12:00!
{45727}{45771}Come on! It's fun!
{45775}{45857}If you think about it,|it's time travel.
{45951}{45997}00, 12:00!
{46000}{46059}Yes! All right!
{46138}{46214}- Let me see.|- No, just sit still.
{46223}{46308}You gonna draw me|like one of your French girls, Jack?
{46348}{46386}I'm joking. I'm sorry.
{46389}{46468}Just don't make me look fat, okay?|Earth's gravity adds 10 pounds.
{46471}{46536}Paul, could I ask you a question?
{46539}{46587}Shoot!
{46593}{46643}Have you ever|done that to a person?
{46646}{46700}Yes, I've eaten many people.
{46703}{46745}I'm joking, big guy. Relax.
{46748}{46794}No, I mean, fix them.
{46797}{46846}No. Not a dead person.
{46849}{46941}Recently dead bird? That's one thing.|Dead person? Whole other ball game.
{46944}{47038}It's actually really dangerous for me.|The damage can bounce back onto me and...
{47072}{47132}Oh, I'm sorry. Am I boring you?|Have you heard this one before?
{47135}{47190}Are you tired, Sausage?
{47193}{47248}Don't call me that|in front of him.
{47251}{47290}Are you tired, though?
{47293}{47339}Eggy, I'm bushed.
{47342}{47387}You know what?|We're all tired.
{47390}{47436}Let's just pull over|and stop for the night?
{47439}{47476}We're fugitives, Paul, all right?
{47479}{47576}I refuse to just sit around and wait|to get fingered by the Men in Black.
{47579}{47676}We just gotta find somewhere quiet.|We won't draw attention to ourselves.
{47679}{47728}But where are we going, Paul?
{47731}{47808}Oh, you'll know it|when you see it.
{47817}{47866}Two white guys?|Two strange white guys.
{47869}{47941}Strange white guys. Got it.|Order anything weird?
{47944}{47970}Chocolate milk.
{47973}{48035}Chocolate...|Chocolate? Chocolate...
{48038}{48095}Zoil, report.
{48114}{48160}We've tracked him|to a gas station in Ely.
{48163}{48250}We think he may be traveling in an RV|with two men from England.
{48253}{48290}New England?
{48293}{48319}Old England.
{48322}{48411}Creepy. What are they, MI6?
{48414}{48508}Negative. Just a couple of nerds|on the lam from Comic-Con.
{48511}{48554}My sister's kid went to that.
{48557}{48600}Little manga faggot.
{48603}{48726}Zoil, something doesn't feel right.|I think he had help on the inside.
{48779}{48811}I want those nerds iced
{48814}{48922}and that little green prick|either back in his fishbowl or dead ASAP.
{48925}{48959}I'm closing in.|I can feel it.
{48962}{49049}In 24 hours he's gonna wish|he never set foot on planet Earth.
{49052}{49101}Good.
{49169}{49242}Okay. Here we are.|This is the place.
{49245}{49274}Yeah, this looks good.
{49277}{49369}It doesn't look like|anyone's been murdered here.
{49465}{49501}Awfully quiet.
{49504}{49613}Quiet's good, Graeme.|Quiet's our friend.
{49625}{49672}Hi, there.
{49689}{49735}There's a girl outside.
{49785}{49858}Okay. All right. Look.
{49861}{49900}We're just a couple of regular guys
{49903}{49994}on a tour of the less touristy side|of the American Midwest.
{49997}{50045}I don't think she heard you.
{50048}{50081}I'm talking to you.
{50084}{50131}Oh, sorry.
{50134}{50214}Hi. I'm Ruth Buggs.
{50217}{50299}Good evening, Ruth.|I am the writer, Clive Gollings.
{50302}{50377}This is my friend and cohort,|Mr. Graeme Willy.
{50380}{50425}Hi.
{50513}{50550}Have you got room?
{50553}{50603}Sure. Yeah, park in bay nine.
{50606}{50661}It's $25 a night, including hookups
{50664}{50706}and I'll need an ID to hold onto.
{50709}{50762}Okay.
{50888}{50939}We're just a couple of regular guys
{50942}{51027}on a tour of the less touristy side|of the American Midwest.
{51030}{51087}- How exciting.|- I know.
{51091}{51173}There you go. It's my passport.
{51194}{51257}The UK. I love the UK.
{51260}{51302}- Have you been?|- No.
{51305}{51349}You should go.
{51353}{51394}Okay.
{51397}{51458}No, no, I meant,|you should go to London.
{51461}{51522}There's a lot of places|I want to go.
{51525}{51586}Ruth! Ruth! Get in here!
{51589}{51636}I'll be by in the morning|to get your money
{51639}{51676}so have a pleasant evening now,|won't you?
{51679}{51705}- Thank you.|- Thank you.
{51708}{51765}- Bye.|- And you. Bye.
{51858}{51917}She was lovely.
{51932}{51979}Why don't you just marry her, then?
{52009}{52053}Every time, it works!
{52056}{52133}That was 30 seconds ago, I did it.
{52238}{52318}What took you so long?|- I was just talking, Papa.
{52321}{52385}Well, you talk too much.
{52388}{52432}Sorry, Papa.
{52617}{52677}Hello.
{52691}{52790}- You want a cigarette?|- No, thanks. I don't smoke.
{52844}{52899}- Can I ask you something?|- Yeah, sure.
{52902}{52985}- You and Graeme, are you guys...|- What?
{52988}{53067}You know...
{53112}{53220}You know!|You guys, two guys...
{53333}{53383}Fucking kidding me?
{53600}{53668}What are you...
{53726}{53765}- I don't know what you mean.|- Gay!
{53768}{53841}No! Why do people|keep saying that?
{53844}{53883}No, I was just wondering.
{53886}{53958}It's totally cool if you are.|Everyone's bi on my planet.
{53961}{54033}It's all about the pleasure thing.|You know what I'm saying?
{54053}{54097}Why are you here, Paul?
{54100}{54153}Oh, I was here|on a science mission, actually,
{54156}{54255}and then I had some|spaceship-related problems,
{54258}{54331}and I kind of crashed.
{54334}{54378}Lucky for me though,|this little girl,
{54381}{54404}she pulls me out of the wreck.
{54407}{54495}Next thing I know, guys arrive,|cart me off to the base.
{54527}{54583}What have you been doing here|all this time?
{54586}{54653}I've been kicking back, man.|I've been shooting the shit.
{54656}{54701}I've been advising the government.
{54704}{54752}Not just the government.
{54778}{54833}I want him to have|some kind of a special power.
{54836}{54887}Something messianic.
{54890}{54975}Okay, Steven,|how about cellular revivification?
{54978}{55011}Yeah, I don't know what that is.
{55014}{55055}Restoration of damaged tissue
{55058}{55115}through telepathic manipulation|of intrinsic field memory.
{55118}{55185}- What's that mean?|- It means healing, Mr. Spielberg.
{55188}{55225}Yeah, right. Healing.
{55228}{55274}By touch, or something like that.
{55277}{55343}Maybe his finger lights up at the end|when he reaches out and touches?
{55346}{55412}Maybe. You know, sometimes|I find less is more.
{55415}{55480}Hey. Trust me.
{55484}{55528}You'd be surprised how much|he's influenced popular culture
{55531}{55573}over the last 60 years.
{55576}{55601}Agent Mulder was right.
{55604}{55666}- Agent Mulder was my idea!|- Really?
{55669}{55699}Yeah!
{55702}{55729}That's cool.
{55732}{55821}Pump that shit, Earth-man.|I like this song.
{55824}{55871}Marvin's my boy.
{55906}{55976}Come on.|Break it down a bit, boys.
{55979}{56051}Don't be afraid.
{56054}{56113}Yeah, look at me,|I'm breaking it down.
{56178}{56217}Use them tongs.
{56220}{56263}Dance with those tongs.
{56266}{56324}Stoke the fire!
{56374}{56422}Yes.
{56876}{56944}Ruth! Prayers!
{56954}{57004}I don't know the words|to this song.
{57007}{57066}No one does!
{57085}{57152}Guys, let's get fucked up.
{57302}{57365}Oh, who's knocking? Stop it.
{57368}{57453}- What are you doing?|- Oh, shut up.
{57511}{57544}I'll hide in here.
{57547}{57590}- Don't come out.|- Why would I come out?
{57593}{57628}- Who is it?|- It's Ruth.
{57631}{57689}Don't you dare open that door.
{57692}{57722}- Hi.|- Hello.
{57725}{57775}Good morning. May I come in?
{57778}{57870}- No. I don't think you should come in.|- Yeah. Make yourself at home.
{57873}{57934}- I'm not really dressed.|- Sure. In you come.
{57937}{57975}Oh, was everything okay?
{57978}{58085}- Yes it was. It was very nice. The best. Ever.|- Yes, thank you. Adequate.
{58088}{58134}So, where's the other one?
{58137}{58190}The other one? It's just...
{58193}{58252}It's okay,|we don't charge by the person.
{58255}{58342}There were three shadows I saw|dancing around the RV last night, right?
{58345}{58404}- The other one. The other one.|- He...
{58407}{58501}I'm in the can.|I ate a closed pistachio.
{58509}{58564}I'm paying for it.
{58591}{58684}- That's a nice T-shirt.|- Oh, thanks. I got it at my church.
{58687}{58745}It's Jesus shooting|Charles Darwin.
{58748}{58803}Why would Jesus|want to shoot Charles Darwin?
{58806}{58882}Because of his|blasphemous theories.
{58885}{58932}Are you men of God?
{59030}{59079}We're men of science, you know.
{59082}{59155}We believe in the establishment|of a biological order
{59158}{59238}through the maelstrom|of physical and chemical chaos.
{59241}{59318}God created the Earth in six days,|and on the seventh day he rested.
{59321}{59370}Really?
{59396}{59467}Or it could be God. You don't know, do you?|It's up in the air.
{59470}{59569}The world is 4,000 years old and can only|be the product of intelligent design.
{59572}{59633}Oh, that's horseshit.
{59653}{59704}All right, well, then,
{59707}{59795}please explain how something|as complex as the human eye
{59798}{59839}simply just comes into being.
{59842}{59917}Oh, don't give me that old|irreducible complexity crap.
{59920}{59990}Something as intricate as that|does not just occur
{59993}{60045}without the intervention|of a guiding hand.
{60048}{60086}It didn't just occur!
{60089}{60147}It is the culmination|of billions of years of development
{60150}{60209}across countless fucking species.
{60212}{60248}What are you talking about?
{60251}{60311}Evolution, baby.
{60314}{60362}- Blasphemy!|- Oh, yeah.
{60365}{60460}Nothing that you can say or do|can shake my belief or faith
{60463}{60525}in the sure and certain knowledge|that God made heaven and earth
{60528}{60571}and created us all in His own image.
{60574}{60605}- Oh, his own image?|- Yeah.
{60608}{60676}Well, I got a question.
{60685}{60737}How do you explain me?
{60756}{60828}She's going, she's falling.|Catch...
{60842}{60901}And that's Jenga.
{60918}{60970}- Why did you do that?|- She fainted!
{60973}{61000}We've gone through this!|They faint!
{61003}{61036}But we're going to have to|take her with us now!
{61039}{61079}No! No!
{61082}{61164}This is America. Kidnapping a Christian?|That's worse than harboring a fugitive.
{61167}{61242}But she's seen you. If we leave her,|she's going to call the police!
{61245}{61314}Who gives a shit? No one's going to|believe this God-bothering Cyclops.
{61317}{61382}Let's just dump her on the road!|Just roll her up in the rug.
{61385}{61466}We can't risk that! If we take her with us,|then we can get her on our side!
{61469}{61513}You'd love to get her on her side,|wouldn't you?
{61516}{61550}That doesn't make sense.
{61553}{61613}Look. She'll be fine.|We're quite nice.
{61616}{61685}All right.|What about my passport?
{61693}{61770}Oh, God! You guys.
{61993}{62045}No!
{62325}{62387}Oh, shit.
{62390}{62458}Ruth, what in the Lord's name...
{62461}{62534}- Morning.|- Morning.
{62638}{62689}Go, go, go!
{62765}{62810}Oh, fuck.
{62813}{62876}Show yourself, demon!
{62879}{62913}Where are you?|Where are you?
{62916}{62951}Passport! Passport!
{62954}{63000}Jump! Jump!
{63104}{63171}What? That's actually small|on my planet.
{63667}{63714}Ruth?
{63730}{63807}Hello, Ruth,|would you like a cup of tea?
{63837}{63902}Where am I?
{63916}{63942}Hey, look who's awake.
{63945}{63994}Demon! Demon!
{63997}{64062}We're sorry.|We're not going to hurt you, I promise.
{64065}{64110}And we'll let you go|just as soon as we can.
{64113}{64169}You've been deceived|by an agent of Satan himself.
{64172}{64220}- He's evil!|- I'm sitting right here, come on!
{64223}{64319}No, he's not evil, he's just a bit rude.|We're trying to help him get home.
{64322}{64357}He's from another world.
{64360}{64454}There's only one world, our world!|The world that our God, the Father, created!
{64457}{64492}If it makes you feel any better
{64495}{64541}my existence|only disproves traditional notions
{64544}{64582}of the Abrahamic,|Judeo-Christian God,
{64585}{64644}as well as all one-world theologies.|That's all I meant.
{64647}{64746}Amazing Grace,|how sweet the sound
{64749}{64790}You can't win|with these people!
{64793}{64878}Ruth, just listen to me, for one second.|Please, if you could just calm down.
{64881}{64981}I can't drive like this.
{65006}{65078}She's talking in tongues now?|Fuck this.
{65422}{65453}What did you do to her?
{65456}{65503}I just transferred|my collective knowledge and experience
{65506}{65548}via a tactile|psychokinetic bridge.
{65551}{65581}Could you do me?
{65584}{65622}It really takes it out of me.
{65625}{65679}Oh, go on, please.
{65801}{65848}Oh, yeah.
{65851}{65896}He always knew what was going on|in Battlestar before me
{65899}{65922}'cause his mum had cable.
{65925}{65966}Fine, pull over. I'll do you.
{65969}{66039}Absolutely not. No spoilers.
{66078}{66144}I didn't call the government.|I called the police!
{66147}{66238}This is not the police's|area of expertise, Mr. Buggs.
{66241}{66313}- That devil took my daughter.|- What do you mean, devil?
{66316}{66370}And your daughter's name|is Ruth, is it?
{66373}{66459}That's right. I brought her up|by myself after her mama died.
{66462}{66501}Do you have a photograph|of Ruth, sir?
{66504}{66544}Yeah. She's pretty easy to spot.
{66547}{66649}She's had this eye thing|since she was four years old.
{66654}{66698}Didn't want to take her|to a doctor for that?
{66701}{66749}The good Lord is the only doctor|she'll ever need.
{66752}{66806}Copy that.|Do you have a phone here
{66809}{66872}that your daughter might try to|reach you at if she decides to call?
{66875}{66912}Yeah, in the back.
{66915}{67003}Hey, Peter Parker. Want to put the snappy|down and get to the phone?
{67006}{67048}Right.
{67051}{67102}She'll call me if she can.
{67113}{67161}You mentioned they went east?|That's right.
{67164}{67212}They'll get off the 191|after Flaming Gorge
{67215}{67242}if they ain't on the interstate.
{67245}{67306}There's been a big-rig spill...
{67341}{67433}Here we go.|Boys, to the car.
{67447}{67516}Thank you very, very much|for your time, sir.
{67528}{67607}Promise me you'll kill that thing, Mr. Zoil.|Kill it for what it is.
{67610}{67655}We're gonna do our best.
{67658}{67706}I've seen its eyes.
{67709}{67761}It's evil.
{67785}{67862}Godspeed, Mr. Zoil.
{67877}{67947}First 48 are crucial.
{67978}{68042}Sir, you mind telling us|what we're looking for?
{68045}{68072}Yeah, what are we looking for?
{68075}{68142}I told you this is a|need-to-know operation.
{68145}{68214}Yes, sir, but...
{68229}{68283}Damn it.
{68316}{68372}Sir, I think it's time|you tell us.
{68375}{68425}Hey, just do|what the fuck I tell you, Haggard.
{68428}{68561}Now let's go find that crazy old bastard's|little girl before it's too late.
{68685}{68726}Ruth!
{68729}{68754}Ruth, wait!
{68757}{68786}Leave me alone!
{68789}{68853}Please, please, stop.|I've got shin splints.
{68910}{68988}He cannot be from space!|It's not possible.
{68991}{69022}He's from somewhere else.
{69025}{69098}Ruth, you saw it for yourself, okay?|He showed you.
{69101}{69155}There's probably billions|of intelligent civilizations out there.
{69158}{69237}So where is everybody?
{69240}{69275}But one of them's there!
{69278}{69320}Are they looking?|Are they looking?
{69323}{69367}Are they looking right now?
{69370}{69421}Sorry.
{69455}{69521}That's pathetic.
{69548}{69587}What's your beef, Clive?
{69590}{69651}I don't have a beef.
{69690}{69766}I'm from outer space.|You're a science-fiction writer.
{69769}{69822}We should be best buds.
{69825}{69880}It's not you.
{69892}{69945}It's me.
{70033}{70119}Is that what this is?|You're jealous? Of her?
{70146}{70191}It's not just that.
{70245}{70297}Of me?
{70300}{70348}This is because me and Graeme
{70351}{70398}got two minutes of face-time|while you were sleeping?
{70401}{70474}- Is that what this is?|- I wanted this to be special, you know?
{70477}{70545}I have dreamt about meeting you
{70548}{70609}ever since I saw Mac and Me.
{70612}{70650}And I blew it.
{70653}{70723}Now you two are friendly,|and he's off talking to girls
{70726}{70783}and it's like, where am I?
{70786}{70822}Come on, man.
{70825}{70882}This is special.
{70885}{70984}You guys being all nerdy and shit|and meeting me. That is fate.
{70987}{71067}Who cares if you|pissed your pants, man?
{71070}{71161}When I first got here,|first time I saw a human, I puked.
{71169}{71211}You guys are weird looking.
{71214}{71292}You have giant bodies.|You have tiny, little, tiny heads.
{71295}{71374}- You're just being nice now.|- No.
{71377}{71439}Look, you want a little sugar?
{71478}{71522}It's just knowledge|and experience, man.
{71525}{71587}You're a writer.|Might give you some inspiration.
{71590}{71631}Will it hurt?
{71634}{71690}Only if you struggle.
{71693}{71741}All right.
{71865}{71934}So, everything that I have been told|my whole life
{71937}{71997}is just a big fat lie.
{72009}{72062}Do you know how that feels?
{72072}{72154}Just because your truth isn't a true truth|doesn't mean that there is no truth, Ruth.
{72157}{72216}- That's easy for you to say.|- It's really not.
{72219}{72350}So there's no heaven.|No hell, no right, no wrong, no sin?
{72353}{72397}Well...
{72400}{72451}- I can drink?|- If you like.
{72454}{72513}- I can fornicate?|- Maybe.
{72516}{72565}- I can curse?|- Well, yeah.
{72568}{72602}- Penises!|- Ruth.
{72605}{72690}Assing, hairy boobs,|poop-farting buttholes!
{72693}{72751}Ruth, I'm not sure this is helping.
{72763}{72799}What are you doing?
{72802}{72887}- Stop it!|- Why? Why should I stop?
{72945}{72994}This is not...
{73020}{73130}Because you have your whole life|to explore new things.
{73133}{73162}Okay?
{73165}{73277}It doesn't necessarily mean|you should be exploring mine right now.
{73349}{73450}You said you wanted to travel,|to see new stuff? This is your chance.
{73453}{73530}I really think|you should come with us.
{73533}{73558}Where would I sleep?
{73561}{73630}I'll sleep on the sofa.|And then you can have my bed.
{73633}{73746}But I'd push the tissues off with a pen,|if I were you, because I've had a cold.
{73924}{74006}Ruth has decided that she|would like to come with us.
{74035}{74080}Wicked.
{74092}{74139}I'm gonna go freshen up.
{74142}{74222}Hey, Ruth. Wait up.
{74225}{74264}You don't smoke.
{74267}{74301}I just wanted to say thanks.
{74304}{74362}I know this has been|weird for you,
{74365}{74450}but you saved my life|and I owe you one, okay?
{74453}{74498}Okay.
{74501}{74555}What have you got there,|by the way?
{74558}{74658}Severe epiretinal membrane complicated by|macular edema in your left vitreous cavity?
{74661}{74702}How did you know that?
{74705}{74737}Lucky guess.
{74740}{74812}Do you mind if I take a look at it|for one second?
{74929}{75029}What does it say in the Old Testament?|"An eye for an eye"?
{75032}{75094}- Wait, I don't...|- It's okay. You can trust me.
{75097}{75193}- I don't know...|- Just have a little faith, okay?
{75872}{75926}How did you do that?
{75929}{76010}Evolution, baby.
{76163}{76227}- Graeme?|- Yeah?
{76258}{76308}Oh, my God. Clive.
{76311}{76379}Oh, my God.
{76780}{76839}What are you going to do?|Come on. Make your move.
{76842}{76892}Oh, shit. Damn it.
{77709}{77783}Hey, check it out!|Check it out!
{77800}{77859}This is easy.
{77877}{77941}Small corrections, Paul.|Just make small corrections.
{77944}{78004}Graeme, hit the brakes!
{78279}{78326}Hey, there, sleepy face!
{78329}{78446}fcrrrrrrrroo. That was the best|titty-farting sleep I have ever had.
{78449}{78522}I got a feeling that|you're new to cursing, Ruth.
{78525}{78616}Look, cursing's fun.|You just gotta pick your moments, okay?
{78619}{78684}Maybe we should stop for some food.|Is anybody hungry?
{78687}{78717}- Fuck, yeah!|- Ruth?
{78720}{78779}You bet your big, fat cock I am!
{78782}{78813}Nice!
{78816}{78854}I'm starving.
{78857}{78916}What's new, fatty?
{78929}{78978}- It's not fat, Paul, it's power.|- Fat power.
{78981}{79011}- So rude.|- You're rude.
{79014}{79038}Maybe I should call my dad.
{79041}{79095}- What?|- What? Why?
{79098}{79124}I've been gone for a whole day
{79127}{79202}and if he calls the police,|they're gonna be looking for us.
{79205}{79278}If I don't, there's a good chance|we could all end up in Shit-Butt City.
{79281}{79315}You're really getting|the hang of this.
{79318}{79368}Thanks, dick milk.
{80112}{80208}- I won't be long.|- Okay. Be careful.
{80581}{80623}- Ruth Buggs?|- Yes?
{80626}{80706}Listen to me carefully.|I want you to tell me where you are.
{80709}{80746}Who is this?
{80749}{80787}My name is Agent Zoil,
{80790}{80834}and it's very important|that you tell me where you are
{80837}{80884}and where you are headed,|Ms. Buggs.
{80887}{80928}I can't tell you.
{80931}{80988}I mean, I don't know.
{80991}{81030}You've been abducted.
{81033}{81105}And the individual that you're|traveling with is highly dangerous.
{81108}{81150}Oh, no, he's not dangerous.
{81153}{81216}I mean, he's kind of rude,|he curses a lot,
{81219}{81327}and a couple times|I've seen him scratch his spaceman balls.
{81369}{81438}Please listen to me.|Your father is extremely worried about you
{81441}{81510}and we'd like to get you home,|Ms. Buggs.
{81515}{81547}He showed me things.
{81550}{81597}She's talking about|his spaceman balls.
{81600}{81652}You know I'm just trying to help you,|right, Ruth?
{81655}{81727}I don't know what's real anymore.|I'm confused.
{81730}{81778}- We got the bitch!|- Yeah, dog! Up high!
{81781}{81846}Damn it, Haggard! Miss...
{81913}{81939}Hey.
{81942}{81991}Slow down there, baby.
{81994}{82038}Excuse me,|I have to get to my friends.
{82041}{82134}I got a friend down here|that would love to meet you.
{82143}{82193}Me, too.
{82221}{82267}Well, as much as I would like|to meet your penises,
{82270}{82301}I'm in a hurry, so excuse me.
{82304}{82352}Now, this won't take long, sugar.
{82355}{82413}Nope. Won't take long at all.
{82416}{82498}Well, since you're both being|so romantic, maybe I could
{82501}{82543}give it just a quick hello.
{82546}{82588}What the fuck? Shit!
{82591}{82626}Now, why would you even...
{82629}{82675}My balls!
{82691}{82728}- Hey.|- Hey, how's your dad?
{82731}{82773}- We gotta go.|- What about the mini pizzas?
{82776}{82809}- We gotta go now!|- No, you don't!
{82812}{82877}Holy shit!
{82882}{82951}It's the space faggots|that dinged the fuck-mobile!
{82954}{83002}- Yeah. We were just leaving.|- I don't feel well.
{83005}{83068}- I don't think so.|- Leave her alone!
{83071}{83110}Oh, shit! Sailors!
{83113}{83178}- Let's go.|- Sorry!
{83193}{83237}Excuse me, miss.
{83256}{83301}Papa?
{83340}{83425}Ruth? My Lord! Your eye!
{83434}{83486}- Let's go!|- What about my dad?
{83489}{83538}Let's go, boy!
{83633}{83670}Where you going, girls?
{83673}{83731}Leave us alone, you stupid vaginas!
{83734}{83800}That's no way for a pretty little thing|like you to talk!
{83803}{83828}She's fairly new to it,|to be honest.
{83831}{83915}Leave this to me.|I'll talk to them.
{84033}{84073}Yo, fucknuts!
{84076}{84137}It's probing time.
{84221}{84286}Only one of us fainted.
{84289}{84332}Oh, shit! The five-O!|Let's bounce.
{84335}{84399}I'm sorry.|They answered the phone.
{84402}{84451}They knew about us.
{84465}{84506}Get in the RV.
{84509}{84596}- Come on, they're going to wake up!|- Hurry!
{84679}{84727}Sorry!
{84736}{84779}Okay.|We need to get off the road.
{84782}{84826}- Shouldn't we keep moving?|- No.
{84829}{84878}That is exactly what they'll expect us to do.
{84881}{84970}Trust me.|Only an idiot would stop right now.
{84973}{85032}- Yeah, pull in here. Perfect.|- What? Paul.
{85035}{85100}We're idiots, remember?
{85405}{85461}What should we do now?
{85464}{85503}How about a hot chocolate and bed?
{85506}{85538}What are you, my grandma?
{85541}{85611}Oh, I couldn't sleep.|I'm too pumped.
{85614}{85683}Yeah, me, too. Let's get some beers.|Find somewhere to chill.
{85686}{85714}What do you say?
{85717}{85750}What if someone sees you?
{85753}{85812}It's dead out there.|And I can do this.
{85856}{85889}Okay. I'm in.
{85892}{85929}- Rocky?|- Sure.
{85932}{85965}Bullwinkle?
{85968}{86006}I'm a little bit tired.
{86009}{86037}Don't be a pussy.
{86040}{86096}Don't call me a...
{86099}{86144}All right.
{86196}{86260}Just get your hands off me!
{86463}{86512}Hoss?
{86533}{86564}Something I can help you with?
{86567}{86639}Yeah. You mind telling me|what happened here?
{86642}{86708}Just a good old-fashioned|beer-soaked slobberknocker.
{86711}{86761}See anything unusual?
{86768}{86886}A couple hillbilly types in the back|of that meat wagon won't stop crying.
{87000}{87103}Have you gentlemen seen|anything unusual this evening?
{87143}{87195}Are we sure?
{87252}{87332}- Thank you.|- No sweat.
{87595}{87677}It's a nice window.|It's a little cowboy, isn't it?
{87702}{87755}That's funny.
{87771}{87881}I'll tell you what else is funny,|was when you kissed me yesterday.
{87890}{87948}- Sorry.|- No. It's not...
{87965}{88053}I was like,|"Get off me, you rapist."
{88123}{88196}- Do it again, if you like.|- What?
{88199}{88258}I said you can do it again,|if you like.
{88284}{88319}Really?
{88322}{88388}If you're gonna try it, then maybe|you should do it with a friend,
{88391}{88433}rather than someone like a stranger
{88436}{88483}because there's|a lot of weirdos out there.
{88486}{88559}I am planning on doing|a lot of kissing and fornicating
{88562}{88623}so you'd really be helping me out.
{88626}{88664}- Great.|- Okay.
{88667}{88726}- What, now?|- No, I thought you meant...
{88729}{88768}No, I did. Let's do it now.
{88771}{88825}- I mean...|- Yeah, all right.
{88828}{88864}Put my hands on you.
{88867}{88911}Just stand here? Okay.
{88914}{88967}Hold you steady.
{89061}{89086}Fuck!
{89089}{89159}I'm sorry.|I thought I was gonna pass out.
{89162}{89191}Carry on.
{89194}{89272}- What's happening?|- Nothing, just hanging around.
{89275}{89361}They were about to make out.|It was awkward.
{89364}{89423}We were just...
{89444}{89528}Good.|Please put your shorts on, Paul.
{89635}{89673}You guys partake?
{89676}{89725}No, thank you.
{89730}{89775}I'll partake.
{89789}{89847}Are you sure?|It's pretty strong shit.
{89850}{89915}I got it from the military, actually.|This is the stuff that killed Dylan.
{89918}{89967}Bob Dylan's not dead.
{89970}{90015}Isn't he?
{90046}{90072}Hit me.
{90075}{90150}Okay. Just go easy on it.
{90153}{90177}Ruth.
{90180}{90243}Just a little bit. Little bit.
{90463}{90490}It's not so bad.
{90493}{90554}To be fair, it takes a while|to be absorbed into...
{90557}{90608}Oh, shit.
{90705}{90783}I'm hungry.|We should cook up some sausages.
{90786}{90832}Do we have any sausages?
{90835}{90870}- What do you mean by that?|- No.
{90873}{90952}Why do you guys hate me?|Can we cook up some sausages?
{90955}{91039}I have wasps in my brain!
{91075}{91174}She'll be fine.|That happened to me the first time.
{91188}{91232}Paul.
{91235}{91312}I was wanting to ask.|You know us now, right?
{91315}{91419}Yeah.|Graeme, we're bona fide BFFs.
{91441}{91508}Why are you in such a hurry|to leave now?
{91555}{91656}Well, according to the government,|I've fulfilled my usefulness.
{91659}{91698}I told them everything I know.
{91701}{91804}The only thing I have left|to offer them now are my abilities.
{91807}{91879}The healing, the thought transfer,|the camouflage.
{91882}{91969}In order to cultivate those abilities,|they need some of my stem cells.
{91972}{92023}And I'm not really down with that.
{92026}{92096}Lucky for me,|I do have one friend left on the inside.
{92099}{92155}So, I managed to get an SOS|beamed into space.
{92158}{92232}I got my people primed|and ready to pick me up.
{92235}{92303}Then, motherfcksssssssss brought|the procedure forward by a day,
{92306}{92340}my whole plan goes to shit.
{92343}{92368}What happened?
{92371}{92473}On the way to the mental labs, I zapped|my escort, I stole his car, I took off.
{92476}{92516}Found you guys.
{92519}{92576}So what happens if you get caught?
{92579}{92679}Graeme, they're gonna cut out my brain.
{92735}{92790}Yeah. It's fucked.
{92793}{92829}It's kind of a buzz-kill.
{92832}{92926}Let's lighten the mood, shall we?|Clive, when did you last get laid?
{93019}{93094}- Collectormania, London, '08.|- '08.
{93097}{93137}Ewok chick.
{93140}{93193}Clive likes boning space bears!
{93196}{93248}Shut up.
{93251}{93314}No, but seriously, be honest with me.
{93317}{93356}What was it like?
{93359}{93445}Well, she was furry nice.
{93455}{93556}That's disgusting!|That's gross.
{93675}{93716}Hey, Clive.
{93719}{93770}No, Boomer, it's forbidden.
{93773}{93819}Hey, Clive.
{93822}{93856}Clive!
{93859}{93938}Let's go, guys!|We gotta get out of here!
{94071}{94113}Where's Ruth?
{94116}{94195}She went back to the RV.
{94221}{94253}Of course!
{94256}{94305}He can read minds.
{94308}{94353}Come on.
{94388}{94487}Guys, I think we have|a slight problem over here.
{94531}{94591}Oh, man.
{94606}{94692}I can't hold my breath|the whole way through town.
{94705}{94757}Wait here.
{94780}{94859}What? Wait!
{95081}{95125}Good morning.|Agent Zoil, Secret Service.
{95128}{95176}You mind if I come in there|and ask a few questions?
{95179}{95233}Not at all.
{95375}{95420}Morning.
{95509}{95572}- Why are we holding hands?|- So we look like a family.
{95575}{95618}Yeah, the fucking Friedmans.
{95621}{95649}You could be a midget.
{95652}{95709}- You're obsessed with midgets!|- No, I'm not!
{95712}{95762}Stop it! Just act normal.
{95765}{95864}We're just a couple of regular guys walking|down the street with a small cowboy.
{95867}{95899}All right, Clive?
{95902}{95931}Clive?
{95934}{96006}Clive. Oh, come on!
{96123}{96151}Clive, what are you doing?
{96154}{96187}Yeah, man, what the fuck?
{96190}{96216}I want it.
{96219}{96317}I can appreciate it's a bargain, but|this is not Comic-Con now. This is reality.
{96320}{96391}It's false economy anyway,|it'll break the first time you use it. Let's go!
{96394}{96450}- Why would I ever use it?|- Can we just go, please?
{96453}{96512}Wait. Maybe we should go inside.
{96515}{96551}What?|We'll hide out.
{96554}{96627}You go back and get Ruth.|Get the RV, pick us up in 10 minutes.
{96630}{96675}You sure?
{96687}{96736}Trust me.
{96864}{96911}Good morning.|My name is Agent Zoil, Secret Service.
{96914}{96968}Mind if I come in,|ask you a few questions?
{96971}{97030}Do you mind|if we just do it right here?
{97033}{97056}Okay.
{97059}{97148}This place is a|real cock-sucking mess.
{97155}{97200}Got it.
{97218}{97298}I'm telling you,|we're looking for a goddamn alien.
{97301}{97361}I thought all that Project Blue Book stuff|was horseshit.
{97364}{97396}No, it all makes sense.
{97399}{97439}All this hush-hush crap?
{97442}{97477}The drawing that I found?
{97480}{97537}What do you think that girl|was talking about last night?
{97540}{97588}Holy shit! Spaceman balls!
{97591}{97652}Yeah.|And who has spaceman balls?
{97655}{97720}- Buzz Aldrin?|- Be serious.
{97931}{97986}Hello, handsome.
{97993}{98045}Is that you?
{98068}{98119}Is that you on the cover?
{98151}{98188}No.
{98191}{98252}- What's your name?|- Keith Nash.
{98261}{98322}- Nice to meet you. I'm Paul.|- Right.
{98325}{98403}So, you're not freaked out by me?
{98406}{98473}Yes and no.
{98477}{98513}You mind taking a look|at these photographs?
{98516}{98617}Tell me if you recognize either one|of these two gentlemen or the one-eyed girl?
{98625}{98673}- Ma'am?|- No.
{98676}{98742}Anything? Anything at all?
{98765}{98832}- You really think this is an alien?|- Yeah!
{98835}{98925}- This is huge! This is huge!|- I know! I know!
{98928}{98968}Is that a comic book shop?
{98971}{99006}Can we go in there?
{99009}{99064}Maybe. If you're good.
{99067}{99102}Where are you coming from?
{99105}{99132}Austin.
{99135}{99203}- Good town.|- Yeah, it is. They have a lot of bats.
{99206}{99260}Sorry? What'd you say?
{99279}{99321}Okay. Thanks for your time, Mrs...
{99324}{99375}Darwin.
{99396}{99446}Charlotte Darwin.
{99449}{99513}Charlotte Darwin.|You have a great day.
{99665}{99731}You are not gonna believe this.
{99741}{99801}You should get this one.
{99812}{99867}- Thanks.|- Yeah, it's good.
{99884}{99956}Nice!|I like your style, Keith Nash.
{99959}{99998}- I gotta go.|- Catch you later.
{100001}{100034}Bye, Paul.
{100037}{100083}Don't get caught.
{100109}{100162}Happy trails.
{100325}{100405}Pretty good. Pretty good.
{100420}{100491}How much is that?
{100495}{100576}With the sword, $299.99 plus tax.
{100579}{100627}Yeah, I'll wear it now.
{100635}{100695}Come on, man, let's go!
{100721}{100777}I'll be right out.
{100798}{100874}Should have used the cufflink thing.
{101307}{101371}Spaceman balls?
{101564}{101633}Get your goddamn hands|off my motherfucking junk!
{101661}{101732}It's in there! It's in there!
{101977}{102011}Hello.
{102014}{102066}O'Reilly!
{102069}{102131}You dumb shit,|that's just some asshole in a mask.
{102148}{102198}Holy Mary, Mother of God!
{102201}{102256}I gotta quit smoking.
{102287}{102327}Let's go!
{102330}{102378}Sorry, ma'am!
{102525}{102583}- Shit!|- Don't let... Behind me!
{102598}{102626}Hurry up, buttcracks!
{102629}{102673}Look, it's that nerd.
{102714}{102750}Oh, yeah!
{102753}{102792}- Who was that kid?|- Keith Nash!
{102795}{102841}Punch it!
{102844}{102905}I don't know what happened!|Who is that kid?
{103052}{103120}- Get the car started!|- Yes, sir!
{103127}{103182}What's going on? Did you guys|get me some information?
{103185}{103222}We saw it. We saw the alien.
{103225}{103288}It was in the comic book shop. It's hideous!|I think I shit my pants.
{103291}{103341}I don't know what you guys|are talking about.
{103358}{103383}You know what?
{103386}{103455}You know exactly|what we're talking about.
{103458}{103509}I'm sick and tired|of being in the dark on this...
{103512}{103613}Where the fuck did he go?
{103616}{103652}I got your door for you.
{103655}{103681}I got mine.
{103684}{103747}He went with those nerds.
{103750}{103836}So, you want to follow us, big guy?
{103839}{103884}You kids are gonna|go back to the base.
{103887}{103955}Daddy's gonna stick behind,|do a little adult work.
{103958}{104001}Now, tell me which way|the little green guy went.
{104004}{104062}- North East highway.|- North East highway.
{104065}{104113}Straight home, now.
{104189}{104234}Sorry, guys. It's my dad!
{104237}{104332}This guy doesn't quit.|You kind of have to respect it.
{104500}{104538}- Oh, God, Graeme, drive faster.|- Go away, Dad!
{104541}{104594}- Guys, calm down.|- Those asshorns are gonna catch us!
{104597}{104631}I said, calm down! Pull over!
{104634}{104690}- What do you mean, pull over?|- Pull over!
{105138}{105169}All right. That's it.
{105172}{105246}This is too dangerous.|I can make it on my own from here.
{105249}{105303}- What do you mean?|- No. Graeme, you've done enough.
{105306}{105375}I'll boost a car or something.|I can drive an automatic.
{105378}{105409}You're a terrible driver!
{105412}{105470}He's right, Paul.|You can't even drive a spaceship.
{105473}{105525}I'm close now. I'll be fine.
{105528}{105565}But we've come all this way.
{105568}{105600}Yeah, and at what cost?
{105603}{105678}I've shaken your faith.|I've almost gotten you guys killed!
{105681}{105719}I just want to get home.
{105722}{105801}You are going home. I think we've come|too far to let you do this alone.
{105804}{105884}Yeah. What happened to BFFs?|We are in this together, Paul.
{105887}{105958}You bet your hairy love eggs we are.
{105961}{106009}The last 72 hours|have been the ride of my life
{106012}{106060}and I'm fucked|if I'm getting off this bus now!
{106063}{106122}- Yeah, me, too.|- And me.
{106125}{106165}Well, that settles it.
{106168}{106236}We're all fucked.
{106241}{106287}Thank you guys so much.
{106290}{106429}If you're absolutely sure, there is|a little something you can do for me.
{106528}{106563}- What about this one?|- No, too small.
{106566}{106627}- Really?|- Yeah, too small.
{106730}{106803}Seems rather fitting.
{106850}{106931}- That wasn't difficult, was it?|- No. Not at all.
{106934}{106975}- Hello.|- Hello.
{106978}{107054}That'll be $299.99, plus tax.
{107057}{107137}Same as the sword.
{107163}{107209}Look. They're running.|Holy shit!
{107212}{107268}- Get the door.|- Oh, shit. Can you drive this thing?
{107271}{107330}I've been driving these things|my whole life.
{107377}{107438}Come on! Get in, get in.
{107469}{107517}Graceful.
{107622}{107691}Zoil. Picked up a 9-1-1|outside of Prospect.
{107694}{107785}A fireworks store just got ripped off|by two British nerds in an RV.
{107788}{107811}Son of a bitch!
{107814}{107893}According to local bacon,|they're on the 14, 40 miles west of you.
{107896}{107951}Drive like a man,|you'll catch up to them in 30.
{107954}{108017}Cops are standing down.|You better spin your ass around!
{108020}{108073}Roger that!
{108184}{108214}Don't make me come out there.
{108217}{108270}I'm guest of honor|at the governor's ball tonight
{108273}{108306}and I'm dressed up real nice.
{108309}{108375}Where the hell does this 14 go, anyway?
{108378}{108405}You tell me.
{108408}{108475}You got Thermopolis,|you got Lytle Creek.
{108478}{108565}Holy shit!|Moorcroft's on the 14.
{108568}{108598}You don't think...
{108601}{108647}Son of a bitch is going back.
{108650}{108718}He's gonna try and make contact.|We got him, Zoil.
{108721}{108755}Bring me back my space monkey
{108758}{108838}and I guarantee you level 5 clearance|and all the perks.
{108841}{108886}Great. Better parking space|would be good.
{108889}{108964}I don't know, man. I don't know.|He looked awful mad.
{108967}{109078}Fuck him. He's a dinosaur.|It's time for some new blood.
{109262}{109300}Okay. We're nearly there.
{109303}{109333}This is where we've been headed?
{109336}{109397}No. I just need to make|a little stop first, okay?
{109400}{109450}Do you think we've really got time|to be making little stops?
{109453}{109533}This is something|I really have to do.
{109540}{109620}Okay, stop here. This is good.|This is close enough.
{109734}{109769}Shouldn't we park a bit closer?
{109772}{109847}No. We don't want to scare her.
{109850}{109902}Scare who?
{109928}{109953}- You knock.|- You knock.
{109956}{110001}I always knock.
{110007}{110063}Who's there?
{110066}{110139}Is that Tara Walton?
{110142}{110198}Leave me alone.
{110230}{110291}Ms. Walton,|my name is Clive Gollings.
{110294}{110381}I'm here with my friend,|Mr. Graeme Willy.
{110478}{110526}And what do you want?
{110564}{110675}We're here with the alien|that killed your dog 60 years ago.
{110752}{110797}Let's go. Let's just go.
{110800}{110875}What is this?|Some kind of a joke?
{110954}{111006}Hey, Tara.
{111072}{111127}You!
{111266}{111328}That's a very loud clock, isn't it?
{111331}{111442}You have a nerve showing your face here|after all these years.
{111474}{111519}Maybe I should make some tea.
{111522}{111574}I'll do it.
{111646}{111710}Okay.
{111919}{111968}Look, Tara.
{111971}{112062}I only just stopped|believing in you, you know.
{112065}{112175}I spent a very long time trying to convince|folks about what happened that night.
{112178}{112247}Everyone said I was mad!
{112250}{112371}They told me it was a meteor|that squashed little Paul.
{112389}{112446}They took me away|and they did tests.
{112449}{112506}They said it was|for cosmic radiation.
{112509}{112593}That I was concussed, hallucinating.
{112596}{112642}But I knew you were real!
{112645}{112714}I pulled you|from that spaceship myself.
{112717}{112760}I kept you warm and comfortable.
{112763}{112860}I sat there with you till the men came|to take you away.
{112865}{112909}Pop tried to understand,
{112912}{113028}but he would just smile and say,|"There there, Tara."
{113048}{113137}When word got out about my story,
{113140}{113262}kids used to come and throw stones|at the house, call me names.
{113265}{113335}And I just hid myself away.
{113352}{113417}I'd spend whole nights up there,|just staring at the sky,
{113420}{113476}hoping that I'd catch|a glimpse of you.
{113479}{113548}And here you are.
{113592}{113679}I'm sorry. If I could have|done it any other way, I...
{113682}{113734}Oh, it's okay.
{113737}{113767}You're real.
{113770}{113828}That's all that matters.
{113836}{113871}I was right.
{113874}{113942}And all those folks|that said I was crazy?
{113945}{114032}They can all just go fuck themselves.
{114068}{114180}I brought something for you.|I thought you might want it back.
{114228}{114281}Here you go.
{114392}{114444}Oh, thank you.
{114642}{114712}Who do you suppose that is?
{114752}{114800}- Where did that come from?|- Holy shit! It's them!
{114803}{114852}I'll take the front!
{114921}{114977}What the fuck are you doing here?
{114980}{115032}Go! Go!
{115160}{115196}Haggard!
{115199}{115246}Alien!
{115505}{115573}Shit! Haggard!|Where's the party, man?
{115576}{115635}There's no one in this place!|Come on, buddy, help me out.
{115638}{115683}Oh, fuck!
{115703}{115728}Freeze, motherfcrrrrrrrr!
{115731}{115770}So weak.
{115773}{115831}Give me the alien!
{115846}{115878}Give me the fucking alien!
{115881}{115919}- No!|- Fuck. Watch it.
{115922}{115974}Give me the alien!
{115977}{116030}Get your own alien.
{116208}{116260}Thank you, Clive!|Is Tara with us?
{116263}{116333}Tara! Come this way!|Follow us!
{116336}{116381}Oh, man-balls! It's my dad!
{116384}{116427}Are you okay? Am I heavy?
{116430}{116491}I told you, it's not fat,|it's power!
{116528}{116579}Oh, great.
{116697}{116754}I told you|we should've parked closer!
{116795}{116848}Holster that. They're mine!
{116851}{116928}- Consider that a warning!|- You crazy bastard!
{116949}{116997}I got you, you little space freak!
{117000}{117039}Ruth! Get back here!
{117042}{117087}Just go home!
{117173}{117232}Oh, I got you, sucker. Coming.
{117235}{117284}Ready or not.
{117477}{117524}Holy fuck.
{117693}{117762}- Papa!|- Ruth, wait!
{117787}{117856}Papa! Papa!
{117888}{117949}It's okay, he's alive.|He's okay!
{117961}{118008}- Go, Clive, go!|- Wait for me!
{118011}{118039}You okay?
{118042}{118102}- Thank you. I'm okay.|- Wait there.
{118280}{118329}Graeme!
{118412}{118463}Ruth! Drive!
{118510}{118568}Come on, Graeme!
{118586}{118643}Don't leave me!
{118763}{118808}Never.
{118845}{118884}Graeme, you scared the shit out of me.
{118887}{118931}Ruth, why aren't you driving?
{118934}{118999}I told you. It's easy!
{119132}{119244}Got it. Got it. Got it.|Shit. Shit. Shit. Road! Okay.
{119247}{119328}Small corrections!|Small corrections!
{119365}{119444}Oh, my weed!
{119891}{120012}Motherfucking titty-sucking|two-balled bitch!
{120194}{120256}Zoil, progress report.
{120275}{120366}This is Haggard, sir.|Agent Zoil is no longer in command.
{120369}{120429}I don't give a shit who's in command.|Where the fuck are they?
{120432}{120498}Just ahead of me,|heading east towards Lytle Creek.
{120501}{120581}I don't wanna hear from anybody|until that cocksucker is dead! Get me?
{120584}{120613}Yes, sir.
{120616}{120660}Ma'am.
{120796}{120840}God damn it!
{120940}{120997}This is official|government business!
{121000}{121085}Stand down, or I am authorized|to use deadly force.
{121088}{121137}That thing has my daughter!
{121140}{121178}This isn't your mission!
{121181}{121245}I'm on a mission from God!
{121248}{121300}Tell him you failed.
{121642}{121704}Shit! We got company.
{121868}{121902}He's trying to overtake us!
{121905}{121949}- Don't let him get past!|- Should I ram him?
{121952}{122016}- What about the deposit?|- Fuck the deposit.
{122019}{122065}You're crazy!
{122216}{122262}Fuck.
{122454}{122493}Oh, fuck! Come on!
{122496}{122542}Smile, you son of a bitch!
{122545}{122602}Eyes forward, butthorn.
{122832}{122870}Do you think he'll be okay?
{122873}{122926}Yeah, he'll be fine.
{123120}{123160}- Haggard.|- Zoil.
{123163}{123199}Where are the other two?
{123202}{123262}One crashed and burned,|the other just burned.
{123265}{123322}Jesus Christ!|This has been one fuck-up after another.
{123325}{123369}I should have handled this myself.
{123372}{123428}I am very close.|You give me one hour.
{123431}{123503}An hour? I'll be eating canap閟|with the governor in an hour.
{123506}{123541}I need this wrapped up now!
{123544}{123614}No, no. They're mine, damn it.|I'm gonna finish this, once and for all.
{123617}{123704}Too late, Zoil.|I'm bringing in the big guns.
{123713}{123803}Boring conversation anyway.
{123890}{123977}Fare thee well, my friend.|You were a faithful and mighty steed.
{123980}{124012}I can't believe she's gone.
{124015}{124042}Ain't that a bag of tits.
{124045}{124121}Oh, what'll we do now, Paul?
{124124}{124169}Paul?
{124172}{124248}Paul, where are you going?
{124473}{124531}See? What did I tell you, fellas?
{124534}{124609}You'd know it when you saw it.
{124661}{124715}Of course.
{124945}{125049}Right. Shoots flaming balls.
{125052}{125116}- Can you just light the fucking thing?|- Fireworks are not toys, Paul.
{125119}{125222}- What is the suggested safe distance?|- Right.
{125225}{125285}- 500 feet.|- That's going to put us behind the tree line.
{125288}{125343}- We're not gonna enjoy the full effect.|- That's true, actually.
{125346}{125369}Hey, what the...
{125372}{125410}Now you're running?
{125413}{125488}That's not funny.|That's dangerous.
{126239}{126286}What now?
{126289}{126368}We wait.
{126545}{126581}Yes.
{126584}{126616}- That's amazing.|- Thank you.
{126619}{126645}Not bad.
{126648}{126694}That's three times|you've done that now.
{126697}{126765}I never met anyone...
{127454}{127502}Oh, no, you don't.
{127577}{127635}Wait a minute.
{127840}{127965}Stay where you are,|you little green bastard!
{128442}{128504}It's the Big Guy.
{128553}{128599}Well, what do you know?
{128602}{128677}Small world.
{128680}{128764}- Paul!|- Zoil?
{129381}{129480}Don't fucking move!
{129491}{129555}Okay, everyone be cool.|Everyone just be cool.
{129558}{129614}I gotta say, I'm a little hurt,|Agent Zoil.
{129617}{129666}He introduced me to my wife.|He's my friend.
{129669}{129765}You stupid son of a bitch.|You could've been where I am in 15 years.
{129768}{129840}- I don't want to be where you are.|- Too bad,
{129843}{129922}seeing as how|I'm the one holding all the cards.
{129925}{129987}And when I say "cards,"|I of course mean
{129990}{130031}big fucking gun.
{130034}{130083}Very big gun.
{130092}{130151}- Let's go, Mork.|- Don't call me Mork.
{130154}{130192}- No.|- Guys, you don't have to do this.
{130195}{130248}No, he's going nowhere.
{130258}{130301}Can it, nerds.
{130304}{130373}Shit, I'd shoot you now|if I didn't get off on the idea
{130376}{130460}of your being hog-tied and pissed on|in Guantanamo Bay.
{130463}{130504}They've shut Guantanamo Bay.
{130507}{130543}Did they?
{130546}{130593}Be honest with yourselves.
{130596}{130713}What do you think you can possibly bring|to the table at this point in the game?
{130741}{130809}Blind fury.
{130879}{130930}False economy. I told you.
{130933}{131000}Step aside, fag.
{131124}{131184}Dude!
{131187}{131233}Insane!
{131716}{131803}- Ruth!|- Get away from her, you bitch!
{131941}{132000}Zoil, you okay, man?
{132015}{132076}- So much for the plan?|- I know, right?
{132079}{132122}Sorry I zapped you|at the farmhouse.
{132125}{132179}That's okay. I'm sorry I wasn't there|to meet you outside the base.
{132182}{132233}By the time I got there,|you'd already gone.
{132236}{132279}But I see you got yourself|a plan B?
{132282}{132338}Did I ever.|These are my friends.
{132341}{132382}Hello.|- Pleasure to meet you boys.
{132385}{132453}- You did a hell of a job.|- Thank you, Agent Zoil.
{132456}{132498}Please call me Lorenzo.
{132501}{132545}- Lorenzo Zoil?|- Lorenzo Zoil?
{132559}{132615}That's right.
{132639}{132687}Ruth!
{132690}{132735}Papa?
{132807}{132860}- Paul!|- Ruth!
{132960}{133009}That was close.
{133140}{133189}Oh, my!
{133213}{133243}No!
{133246}{133284}Oh, God, Graeme.
{133287}{133332}Graeme!
{133335}{133391}- I never meant to...|- Put the gun down, Mr. Buggs.
{133394}{133436}Drop the fucking gun, Dad!
{133439}{133485}Oh, no!
{133488}{133538}I really liked this T-shirt.
{133541}{133620}This is all my fault.|We should never have come on holiday.
{133623}{133700}No, no. It's fine.|It's fine, Clive.
{133703}{133738}We've had a good time, haven't we?
{133741}{133811}Yeah. But you got shot.
{133819}{133955}Yeah, I know. But I can honestly say, Clive,|this is the most fun I have ever had.
{134096}{134155}Graeme?
{134260}{134306}Graeme?
{134315}{134360}Graeme?
{134461}{134517}I've gotta try, right?
{134567}{134645}- Yeah?|- No, no.
{134728}{134815}Paul, think about this.
{135976}{136023}Paul!
{136135}{136186}Paul?
{136605}{136691}Oh, that sucked.|I don't even get to eat him.
{136817}{136878}Wasn't that|really, really dangerous?
{136881}{136974}Sometimes, you just gotta|roll the dice.
{136977}{137047}It's a miracle!
{137078}{137172}The Lord has delivered|his healing hand!
{137175}{137252}You can't win|with these people.
{137333}{137433}- Sorry you got killed by my dad.|- That's fine.
{137436}{137533}- Do you want to try that kiss again?|- Fuck, yeah.
{137636}{137719}Well, what do you know?|The geek shall inherit the Earth.
{137979}{138033}Well, ain't this...
{138110}{138205}I changed my mind.|That is Jenga.
{138381}{138441}It feels better.
{138662}{138710}Okay?
{138765}{138794}Oh, that's good.
{138797}{138854}- This is a nice one of you.|- Thank you.
{138857}{138888}Look, Mr. Buggs.
{138891}{138942}It's been a hell of a ride?
{138951}{138999}Sorry I frightened|the shit out of you.
{139002}{139085}You didn't frighten me.|You freed me.
{139088}{139146}I'm glad.
{139152}{139186}That's nice.
{139189}{139246}Thanks.
{139346}{139386}Hey, take care of her, big man.
{139389}{139456}Oh, I will, sir.|And God be with you.
{139459}{139526}Yeah, whatever, dude. Sure.
{139621}{139677}Say bye to Karen for me.
{139694}{139745}Safe trip, Short Round.
{139748}{139798}Thanks.
{140015}{140086}- Oh, you're coming with me.|- What?
{140089}{140134}I ruined your life, Tara.
{140137}{140211}I think it's only right|I give you a new one.
{140262}{140314}I don't have my toothbrush.
{140317}{140441}Baby, where we're going,|you don't need teeth.
{140553}{140642}That's right. Right on.|Get in there, girl.
{140645}{140726}Yeah, she's cool. She's with me.|Let her in. Yeah. No.
{140830}{140877}Gentlemen.
{140917}{140988}I meant to ask,|what did you think of the book?
{141001}{141052}I liked it, actually.|I really liked it.
{141055}{141118}There's lot of good ideas in it.
{141121}{141195}I kind of found it hard to finish,|to be honest.
{141198}{141262}Yeah. Yeah, me, too.
{141265}{141310}You know, as I always say,
{141313}{141411}"You have to spin a good yarn|before you can weave a great dream."
{141422}{141459}That's what Adam Shadowchild said.
{141462}{141541}That asshole!|He stole that from me.
{141557}{141653}- He was a bit of an asshole, actually.|- Yeah, he was.
{141673}{141776}- Keep it for the journey home, if you like.|- Oh, yeah. Definitely.
{141909}{141970}It's safe to say we've all|learned something from this.
{141973}{142056}Be yourselves. Speak from your heart.|Some shit like that, I don't know.
{142059}{142147}Yeah, you know,|I certainly feel a bit different.
{142150}{142211}And me.
{142214}{142263}Thank you, guys.
{142266}{142364}- No, thank you.|- Yeah, thanks, Paul.
{142372}{142418}Hugs?
{142421}{142470}Come on.
{142571}{142626}Clive, I can feel your boner.
{142762}{142822}Till next time.
{142956}{143056}- So cool, isn't it?|- It's amazing!
{143097}{143150}Goodbye!
{143666}{143758}See you! Goodbye!
{143915}{143999}This ship takes off very slowly.|It's a little awkward.
{144002}{144049}Goodbye!
{144065}{144133}Can you guys take off any faster?|Come on!
{145370}{145434}That was good, wasn't it?
{145753}{145800}Hey.
{145900}{146011}- Leias!|- Thank you. Cheers.
{146082}{146128}Sorry. Who are you?
{146141}{146177}Someone who loves you.
{146180}{146277}I thought you were coming|as Wonder Woman today.
{146375}{146428}All right, would you please welcome
{146431}{146572}the team behind this year's|multi-Nebulon-award-winning best seller.
{146713}{146776}By the way,|these are friends of mine.
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"Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 03:00:18 AM »
 It's another evolution movie or possible evolution movie - "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
"Rise of the Planet of the Apes is a 2011 American science fiction film directed by Rupert Wyatt. The film stars James Franco and Andy Serkis. It is a reboot of the Planet of the Apes series."http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes


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>> www.napisy.jcom.pl <<
>> When Dreams Come True <<

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Hey, okay ...
now...

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let's go again.

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Which one's this, number9?
- Yeah, number 9.  Bright eyes.

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Are you watching this?

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This, this is unbelieveable.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

9
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How many moves was that?
- 20.

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The perfect score is 15.
God, what, what are you giving her?

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Hey, give me that video!

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Chimp number 9, just one dose.

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Couldn't I see you later?
- We're good to go.

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I'm going to call you back. Yeah,
all right.  Thanks, Bye.

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112, it works.

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On just the one primate?
- One is all we need.

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Full cognitive recovery.

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We're ready.

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Look, are you sure you're
not rushing this?

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I've been working on this for
five and a half years.

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The data is clear.
We're ready, Steven.

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All I need is your approval
for human trials.

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Oh, for this, you're going to need
the Board's approval.

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There's a lot of money riding
on this, Will.

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You only get one shot.
- One shot is all I need.

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[sighs]

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All right. I'll need to see
all the research.

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You got it!

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Oh, and Will ...
- Yeah?

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Keep your personal emotions
out of it.

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These people invest in results,
not dreams.

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Okay!

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Meet chimp 9. Here she's tasking at
what is called the Lucas Tower.

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The object of which is to move the tower
from peg to peg

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without placing a larger block
on top of a smaller block.

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As expected, she was unable
to complete the puzzle at all.

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Then, we gave her what we call,
ALZ-112, a gene therapy

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that allows the brain to create its
own cells in order to repair itself.

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In biology, this is
called neurogenesis.

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Here, at GEN-SYS,

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we call it a cure to Alzheimer's.

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Donnie, you get her ready?
- She's got stage fright.

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Is that what it is?

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Hey, ape.

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She's gonna break my arm!

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Bright Eyes!
Let go!

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Are you all right?

48
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We're ready to move
on to the next phase.

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Human trials.

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Here you go, Bright Eyes.
It's your favorite fizzy soda.

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Come on, let's go, Donnie.

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We should have her downstairs already.

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Okay. Good girl!

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Come on out, girl, that's right.

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That's for you.

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Got her!

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Jesus!

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Donnie, open the cage!
Open up! Open up!

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Going to sedate her!

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No, no!
- Get the door!

61
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No, no! Hold it! Now!

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Call help! Donnie, Donnie!

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There have been absolutely no side
effects associated

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with 112, with one exception.

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For some reason,

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the chimps irises exhibit
flecks of green.

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Actually, we first noticed it in chimp 9,

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hence her nickname, Bright Eyes.

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You'll see when we bring her in.

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Move!

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In theory, this therapy
can be used

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to treat a wide range
of brain disorders.

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It's virtually limitless.

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As are the potential profits.

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which is why we are confident that

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you will vote to approve human trials.

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No, no, no!

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Mr. Jacobs, Mr. Jacobs I am begging you,

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I am begging you, not to do this.

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Look, it costs a small fortune to

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run lab workups on all of those chimps

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only to tell me what I already know,

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that they are contaminated.

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There are lives at stake here.

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These, these are animals
with personalities,

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with attachments.

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Attachments?
- Yeah.

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I run a a business,
not a petting zoo.

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Find the most cost effective way
to put those apes down.

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I can't do that.

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You're the chimp handler.

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Handle it.

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Steven!

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Well, that was fun!

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They've taken the 112.

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Board has rejected your proposal.

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They've chosen to advance other programs.

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Well, there must be something
that you can do.

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Yes. There is, I could fire you.

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Believe me, we talked about it.

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We have five years of conclusive data.

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Parade all the data you want,

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you will never convince anyone
to invest another dime.

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This drug has the potential
to save lives!

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Bankrupt this company, more like.

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I swear, you know everything
about the human brain

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except the way it works.

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Go back to the drawing board
on the 112.

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Start again in
molecular development.

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Find a way to get there
before someone else does.

111
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And, clean up this mess.

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Franklin!

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It's very small. She must have been

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pregnant when we brought her in.

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So that's why ...

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She wasn't being aggressive.
She was just being protective.

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She thought we were going to
hurt her baby.

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I would take it myself,

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but my brother-in-law works for security.
He'd rat me out in a seceond.

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What, you want me to take it home?

121
00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:02,617
I can't take care of a monkey.

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He's not a monkey! He's an ape.
- Franklin ...

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00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,862
You know, it's just for a couple days until

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I find a sanctuary.  That's all I need.

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Franklin, no!

126
00:10:10,231 --> 00:10:12,406
Look, this isn't my responsibility.

127
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This, this is company property.

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Okay ...

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00:10:18,682 --> 00:10:20,185
I tell you what, Doc.

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Jacobs made me put down the other 12.

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I'm done.

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Be my guest.

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Hey!
- Oh, hi.

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00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:58,435
You look beat.
- Yeah. How's he doing?

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00:10:58,965 --> 00:11:01,169
Well, he has good days and bad days.

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00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:03,619
Today, not so good, although he

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00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:05,816
has been quoting Shakespeare.

138
00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:09,075
Oh, you got a pet?

139
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:12,337
Uh, it's just a temporary house guest.

140
00:11:12,508 --> 00:11:14,257
Well, maybe that'll be good for him.

141
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,257
Good night!

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00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:22,921
[discordant piano playing]

143
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,462
Hi, Dad!

144
00:11:34,363 --> 00:11:35,756
Dad?

145
00:11:35,865 --> 00:11:39,870
Will! I didn't hear
you come in.

146
00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:42,942
Today's the day, right?

147
00:11:43,072 --> 00:11:44,558
You thought I'd forget?

148
00:11:44,608 --> 00:11:46,750
You have a big test today, right?

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00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:48,747
Chemistry?

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00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,553
Hey, Dad ...

151
00:11:52,692 --> 00:11:55,080
You want to see something?
- What?

152
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:07,306
What is that? Is he injured?

153
00:12:07,356 --> 00:12:10,477
No, I think that's a birthmark.

154
00:12:13,616 --> 00:12:19,601
"As for Caesar, kneel down,
kneel down and wonder!"

155
00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:21,602
Yeah, don't get too attached.

156
00:12:23,007 --> 00:12:25,390
He's a cute little guy, isn't he?

157
00:13:12,632 --> 00:13:14,672
Where's my car keys?

158
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,341
My car keys, where'd you put 'em?

159
00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:23,179
Dad, ... you a, you don't drive anymore.

160
00:13:24,311 --> 00:13:26,419
I know that.

161
00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:30,694
Here ...

162
00:13:32,352 --> 00:13:35,529
Why don't you feed him.
Can you do that?

163
00:13:35,579 --> 00:13:36,995
Of course, I can..

164
00:13:45,281 --> 00:13:48,025
Will! ... Look at this!

165
00:13:51,322 --> 00:13:55,511
How old is he?
Like, a day old? Two days old?

166
00:13:55,561 --> 00:13:56,624
Yeah ...

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He's a smart one, isn't he?

168
00:14:00,226 --> 00:14:03,002
What are you going to name him?

169
00:14:04,457 --> 00:14:06,457
I do not know ...

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00:14:16,004 --> 00:14:17,599
Three years later

171
00:14:17,706 --> 00:14:20,445
Right away, Caesar displayed signs
of intelligence heightened intelligence,

172
00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:23,988
so I kept him.   And, brought
my work home.

173
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:39,855
By 18 months,
Caesar was signing up to 24 words.

174
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:49,051
By age two,
Caesar completing puzzles and models

175
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,277
designed for children
eight years and up.

176
00:14:57,769 --> 00:14:59,217
At age three,

177
00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:01,587
Caesar continues to show cognative skills

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that far exceed
that of his human counterpart.

179
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:08,241
Home ... home.

180
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:13,098
He completed the Lucas Tower in
15 moves, a perfect score.

181
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:17,793
I maintain my hypothesis that:
A. The green in his eyes indicate

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that the ALZ-112 was passed
genetically from mother to son

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00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:26,344
and, B. That in the absence of damaged
cells that need to be replacing

184
00:15:26,513 --> 00:15:32,536
the drug in his system has radically
boosted healthy brain functioning.

185
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,601
And, ...

186
00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:40,300
he plays chess pretty well.

187
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:44,137
[shouting]

188
00:15:45,437 --> 00:15:47,385
Dad!

189
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:51,333
I'm sorry.
- I can't do this, anymore.

190
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,962
He belongs in a home.

191
00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:55,245
This is no way for him to live.

192
00:15:58,179 --> 00:16:03,620
No way to live?

193
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,898
I broke my lamp ...

194
00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,184
It'll make you better, Dad.

195
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,666
[Shhh...]

196
00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:45,400
Dad!

197
00:17:46,254 --> 00:17:47,818
Dad!

198
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,589
[exuberant piano playing]

199
00:18:10,844 --> 00:18:13,352
Todd, come inside for breakfast.

200
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,632
I'll need to keep track of
what I take from the lab,

201
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:37,539
although I don't see you needing
more than one treatment a month.

202
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:39,201
Something amazing has happened!

203
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:43,293
I'll need a blood test,
a scan and the dosage ...

204
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,035
carefully monitored.

205
00:18:45,085 --> 00:18:46,954
Now, if I can sneak ...

206
00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:50,059
Will!  I'm not sick, anymore!

207
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:52,067
It was nothing, Dad.

208
00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:55,507
Ceasar.  Where's Caesar?
I want to see him.

209
00:19:02,983 --> 00:19:04,340
Caesar!

210
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:11,543
Caesar!

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00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,223
He can't have gone far.

212
00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,289
Caesar!

213
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,081
Daddy!

214
00:19:18,181 --> 00:19:19,614
Caesar!

215
00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,717
Get out of here! Get out!

216
00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:25,678
Get out!

217
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:31,008
Hey, hey, hey ...
Enough! Enough!

218
00:19:31,176 --> 00:19:32,675
It doesn't matter what you do.

219
00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:34,910
If I catch that animal anywhere
near my house or my kids, again ...

220
00:19:35,015 --> 00:19:36,343
He's not dangerous.

221
00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:38,076
It won't happen again.

222
00:19:38,181 --> 00:19:39,665
Damn right, it won't!

223
00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:43,722
Come on, Dad.
- He, he just wanted to play.

224
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,856
Stay in the house!
Daddy's got you.

225
00:19:48,151 --> 00:19:50,573
I told you not to go out without us.

226
00:19:52,409 --> 00:19:54,034
It's okay ...

227
00:19:55,344 --> 00:19:56,747
How bad is it?

228
00:19:57,518 --> 00:19:58,931
I do not know.

229
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,750
He likes you.
- Uh, huh.

230
00:20:21,901 --> 00:20:23,703
Don't worry. It'll be over soon.

231
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:25,327
Then, we can go get a treat.

232
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,024
I'm thinking, ice cream.

233
00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,612
Good idea!

234
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:38,841
You taught him to sign?

235
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:41,100
Just, handful of things, basic stuff.

236
00:20:43,374 --> 00:20:45,063
What's he saying?

237
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:45,895
Nothing.

238
00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:50,159
So, when do you think we should come back?

239
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:50,680
Well, you won't need to come back.

240
00:20:50,818 --> 00:20:54,166
because, um,
the stiches are dissolveable.

241
00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:56,544
I would just say, watch for
signs of infection.

242
00:20:56,686 --> 00:20:58,610
Fever ... redness ...

243
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,557
Okay, what's he saying, now?

244
00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:04,898
Um,

245
00:21:05,341 --> 00:21:06,341
well, ...

246
00:21:07,419 --> 00:21:10,398
he thinks that you and I should
have dinner together.

247
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:15,898
(chuckling) I ... know ...

248
00:21:20,151 --> 00:21:22,226
Caesar! Come on!

249
00:21:22,336 --> 00:21:24,531
Good to see you, again, Caroline.

250
00:21:24,939 --> 00:21:26,669
You coming, Caesar?

251
00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:28,479
So, what's your secret?

252
00:21:29,135 --> 00:21:32,224
Oh, I can't take any credit.
It's in his genes.

253
00:21:32,649 --> 00:21:34,217
I think you're being very modest.

254
00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:35,207
He's pretty amazing.

255
00:21:37,449 --> 00:21:41,146
I think you've built a pretty good
home for Caesar, here.

256
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,339
You know he won't stay this way for long.

257
00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:47,937
He's going to soon grow into

258
00:21:47,987 --> 00:21:49,705
a large, powerful, animal.

259
00:21:50,033 --> 00:21:51,329
Come here!

260
00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,463
How's he been doing?

261
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,857
Okay, I think.

262
00:21:56,842 --> 00:21:58,892
I love chimpanzees.

263
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:01,538
I'm also afraid of them.

264
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:05,006
And, it's appropriate to
be afraid of them.

265
00:22:04,812 --> 00:22:06,965
Caesar will never hurt anyone.

266
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,728
He's happy here.

267
00:22:11,909 --> 00:22:13,584
Yeah, I see that.

268
00:22:14,922 --> 00:22:17,864
We can at least give him some open space?

269
00:22:17,914 --> 00:22:20,132
- Yeah. That would prpbably be a good idea.

270
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:26,610
I know a place right across the bridge,

271
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,774
the Redwoods.  It's a paradise.

272
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,805
Come on!

273
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:48,161
Come here.

274
00:22:48,274 --> 00:22:50,410
Doesn't need a leash!
He'll be fine. Come on!

275
00:22:50,502 --> 00:22:53,703
Just to be safe.
- Come on, Caesar!

276
00:22:57,849 --> 00:23:00,099
It's the redwoods.

277
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,148
Caesar!

278
00:23:10,378 --> 00:23:11,178
All right.

279
00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:16,383
If I take this off you can
not leave my sight.

280
00:23:16,473 --> 00:23:18,551
I'll never find you again.

281
00:23:19,092 --> 00:23:20,482
Okay.

282
00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:24,493
What's this?
- What's he doing?

283
00:23:24,741 --> 00:23:27,366
I don't believe that!
- What?

284
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,720
He's asking your permission.

285
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,026
It's a supplicating gesture.

286
00:23:32,573 --> 00:23:34,555
It's okay.

287
00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:38,593
Come on, Caesar!
Off you go!

288
00:23:49,655 --> 00:23:51,390
Look at him go!

289
00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,588
Caesar!

290
00:23:54,252 --> 00:23:56,252
Caesar!

291
00:23:57,626 --> 00:23:59,626
Caesar!!
- Caesar!!

292
00:24:01,688 --> 00:24:03,313
Caesar!

293
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,301
There you are ...

294
00:24:11,849 --> 00:24:13,536
Caesar!

295
00:24:16,836 --> 00:24:19,014
Come on, Caesar, climb!

296
00:24:23,341 --> 00:24:24,874
Go higher!

297
00:24:28,370 --> 00:24:29,849
Climb!

298
00:24:35,823 --> 00:24:37,288
Be careful!

299
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,567
Caesar, be careful!

300
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,300
FIVE YEARS LATER

301
00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:33,921
Hi!

302
00:25:35,752 --> 00:25:37,470
What's going on, buddy?

303
00:25:38,618 --> 00:25:40,475
Give some love.

304
00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:42,890
Come on, honey.

305
00:25:43,770 --> 00:25:45,735
Is that a chimpanzee?

306
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:48,679
[dog snarls & barks]

307
00:25:52,378 --> 00:25:53,670
Come on!

308
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,148
Come on!

309
00:26:00,106 --> 00:26:01,106
[Caesar snarls back at dog]

310
00:26:01,312 --> 00:26:02,312
[dog whimpers]

311
00:26:03,412 --> 00:26:06,416
Caesar! ... Caesar!

312
00:26:06,466 --> 00:26:07,652
Come on!

313
00:26:08,243 --> 00:26:10,099
It's all right. Come on.

314
00:26:14,135 --> 00:26:15,643
Come on!

315
00:26:19,794 --> 00:26:21,055
Let's go.

316
00:26:22,354 --> 00:26:25,690
Are you getting in?

317
00:26:25,740 --> 00:26:27,395
Caesar ...

318
00:26:45,762 --> 00:26:47,281
You okay, pal?

319
00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:52,541
Are you pet? ... No.

320
00:26:52,592 --> 00:26:55,852
You're not a pet.

321
00:27:02,178 --> 00:27:04,124
I am your father.

322
00:27:09,512 --> 00:27:11,196
What is Caesar?

323
00:27:14,351 --> 00:27:15,656
Okay ...

324
00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:25,932
Caesar, this is where I work.

325
00:27:25,982 --> 00:27:28,750
This is were you were born.

326
00:27:29,041 --> 00:27:32,758
Your mother was here
with other chimpanzees.

327
00:27:35,485 --> 00:27:39,345
But she's not here, anymore ...

328
00:27:39,395 --> 00:27:40,122
so ...

329
00:27:41,568 --> 00:27:44,938
... that's why I took home
to live with me.

330
00:27:51,807 --> 00:27:53,301
Yeah.

331
00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:57,106
Your mother's dead.

332
00:27:59,182 --> 00:28:02,692
The thing is, she was given medicine,

333
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,142
like the medicine I give to Charles.

334
00:28:06,529 --> 00:28:08,870
She passed it on to you.

335
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,557
That's why you're so smart.

336
00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:16,409
Let's take him home.

337
00:28:31,819 --> 00:28:35,446
Come on, explain it to me.

338
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:36,173
All right.

339
00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:40,166
I snuck him out of the lab
to save his life.

340
00:28:40,306 --> 00:28:44,157
I had no idea that the effects had
been transfered vertically from his mother.

341
00:28:44,312 --> 00:28:48,134
But, since then, he's been displaying
incredible signs intelligence.

342
00:28:48,244 --> 00:28:52,696
I designed the 112 to repair,
but Caesar's gone way beyond that.

343
00:28:52,846 --> 00:28:55,656
Here's his IQ from last year.

344
00:28:55,763 --> 00:28:58,470
Since then, it's doubled.

345
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,710
This is all wrong.

346
00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:04,900
My father was on gone
this drug brought him back.

347
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,856
You never saw how bad he was.

348
00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:08,308
He has his life again.

349
00:29:08,211 --> 00:29:10,571
And, what about Caesar?
- What about him?

350
00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:13,359
How does he fit in?

351
00:29:13,409 --> 00:29:16,801
With me, ... with us ...

352
00:29:17,168 --> 00:29:18,108
Listen, ...

353
00:29:18,158 --> 00:29:20,708
I know it has been hard for you,

354
00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:24,222
but you are trying to control things
that were never meant to be controlled.

355
00:29:24,332 --> 00:29:25,526
The 112 works.

356
00:29:25,576 --> 00:29:28,076
Do you realize how you sound?

357
00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,411
All I'm saying is
this is a good thing.

358
00:29:30,604 --> 00:29:32,748
Caesar's proof of that.

359
00:29:32,798 --> 00:29:34,188
So's my father.

360
00:29:38,742 --> 00:29:40,103
Caesar, eat your food.

361
00:30:06,185 --> 00:30:09,732
Dad, are you okay?

362
00:30:09,782 --> 00:30:10,551
Yeah, I'm fine.

363
00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:20,800
Antibodies.

364
00:30:21,030 --> 00:30:24,182
His system has found a way
to fight the 112 virus

365
00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:26,723
so that it can't deliver
its therapy.

366
00:30:27,278 --> 00:30:30,951
My father's disease is going
to return with a vengence.

367
00:31:20,217 --> 00:31:21,434
Stop!

368
00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,316
Stop, right now!

369
00:31:27,993 --> 00:31:30,892
Hey! Get out there!
Get out of that car!

370
00:31:31,449 --> 00:31:34,856
What the hell are you doing?
Get out of my car!

371
00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:37,087
I said, get out of my car!

372
00:31:38,117 --> 00:31:39,884
I'm a pilot! I've got to get
to the airport!

373
00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:42,111
How am I gonna get there now, huh?

374
00:31:42,242 --> 00:31:44,599
Answer the God-damn question!
What were you doing?

375
00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:46,831
I have a car just exactly ...

376
00:31:46,881 --> 00:31:49,387
I'm done ...
the police can handle it.

377
00:31:49,568 --> 00:31:53,176
Stay right there!
You aren't going nowhere, mister!

378
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,139
You will pay!

379
00:31:55,294 --> 00:31:58,110
This is your problem,
you make it happen!

380
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,264
... not through with you!
Stay right there!

381
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,346
Caesar, stop!

382
00:32:51,313 --> 00:32:52,434
Daddy!

383
00:33:02,121 --> 00:33:03,543
Caesar!

384
00:33:13,526 --> 00:33:15,775
It's okay.

385
00:33:17,255 --> 00:33:18,386
It's okay.

386
00:33:18,436 --> 00:33:20,303
He didn't mean it.

387
00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:22,818
It's okay ...

388
00:33:45,866 --> 00:33:48,933
Hey, hey, take that thing off of him!

389
00:33:49,822 --> 00:33:51,942
Take that thing off of him!

390
00:33:51,993 --> 00:33:54,272
Look, I'll take him in, okay?

391
00:33:54,380 --> 00:33:56,284
No, he's under court orders.
We can't do that.

392
00:33:56,405 --> 00:33:57,810
It's fine! Let him.

393
00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:00,168
Bring him in when you're ready.

394
00:34:00,261 --> 00:34:01,824
Take it off.

395
00:34:02,102 --> 00:34:03,378
Thank you!

396
00:34:03,944 --> 00:34:06,848
Caesar, Caesar, Caesar,
... Caesar, Caesar.

397
00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:10,476
Not right now.
It's going to be okay.

398
00:34:10,571 --> 00:34:12,965
Let's just see what it's like
inside, okay.

399
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:15,971
Come on, Caesar.

400
00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:16,748
Let's go.

401
00:34:20,555 --> 00:34:23,767
Come on, ... trust me.

402
00:34:38,654 --> 00:34:40,294
It's okay.

403
00:34:42,992 --> 00:34:44,454
Go.

404
00:34:51,959 --> 00:34:55,278
He hasn't spent any time with other chimps.

405
00:34:55,328 --> 00:34:57,092
Oh, we're used to that.

406
00:34:57,221 --> 00:35:00,167
He'll be a little skittish at first,
but we'll integrate him.

407
00:35:03,873 --> 00:35:06,884
You'd be surprised
how quick they adapt.

408
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:09,787
We provide a stimulating environment.

409
00:35:09,837 --> 00:35:11,717
He's going to thrive here.

410
00:35:12,341 --> 00:35:14,177
Come, let's do some paperwork.

411
00:35:14,227 --> 00:35:17,054
Make sure you lock that door
when you come in.

412
00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:42,674
Caesar!

413
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:45,384
You'll be okay!

414
00:35:46,397 --> 00:35:49,521
Everything's going to be okay!

415
00:35:49,572 --> 00:35:51,226
Don't be scared.

416
00:35:51,347 --> 00:35:53,529
You're going to stay here, now.

417
00:35:56,303 --> 00:36:00,635
No ... Not going home right now.

418
00:36:00,686 --> 00:36:01,750
It's OK.

419
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:06,072
The longer you drag out the good-byes,

420
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,693
the harder it is.

421
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,411
Can I sign that later?

422
00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:15,057
You'll probably miss him more than
he'll miss you.

423
00:36:15,313 --> 00:36:17,313
You'd best give him a couple of weeks
to get used too the place.

424
00:36:17,924 --> 00:36:19,676
Will, we have to go.

425
00:36:19,726 --> 00:36:21,389
We have to go home.

426
00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:24,803
Coming back soon, okay?

427
00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:32,468
Just call ahead, before you do.

428
00:36:36,478 --> 00:36:38,288
Hey, over here!

429
00:36:39,956 --> 00:36:42,025
Hey, I can get you out!

430
00:36:45,748 --> 00:36:48,645
Come on!  Over here!

431
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:04,108
Hey, down here.

432
00:37:16,497 --> 00:37:18,525
Stupid monkey ...

433
00:37:40,642 --> 00:37:45,923
So you? Come on, make it!

434
00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:54,807
Court order hasn't been filed,
so it's not in the system.

435
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:55,836
Once it comes through,

436
00:37:55,950 --> 00:37:58,270
it will take about 90 days before
you receive an appeal date.

437
00:37:58,383 --> 00:37:59,923
90 days?
- Yes, sir, 90 days.

438
00:38:00,047 --> 00:38:01,689
You'll be notified by mail.

439
00:38:03,184 --> 00:38:04,458
Here's what's going to happen.

440
00:38:04,484 --> 00:38:06,484
You're going to go back to your computer,
you know, shift things around

441
00:38:07,564 --> 00:38:10,247
and you're going to get me a date for
my appeal, this week, you got it?

442
00:38:10,377 --> 00:38:12,249
I can't help you.

443
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,947
All right, then we have a problem.

444
00:38:13,998 --> 00:38:15,684
Because, I'm not moving until you do.

445
00:38:16,023 --> 00:38:19,891
90 days, sir. Be thankful
you're talking about court dates.

446
00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:22,559
You're lucky they
didn't put that animal down.

447
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,827
I promised to get him back
soon, Dad.

448
00:38:30,327 --> 00:38:32,469
Dad?

449
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:41,653
My father's immune system
continues to reject the 112 virus,

450
00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:44,627
rendering the gene therapy obsolete.

451
00:38:44,736 --> 00:38:50,107
his health is deteriorating,
and the disease is progressing rapidly.

452
00:38:51,012 --> 00:38:53,348
I need a more aggressive virus strain,

453
00:38:53,444 --> 00:38:55,915
a faster delivery method,

454
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,528
because at this rate ...

455
00:39:06,984 --> 00:39:08,984
I can't lose them both.

456
00:39:13,289 --> 00:39:15,470
I won't lose them both.

457
00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:20,007
Hi .... Can we talk?

458
00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:22,595
Make it fast.  I've got a meeting.

459
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,106
The ten years you have been
running GEN-SYS,

460
00:39:26,246 --> 00:39:30,283
how many drugs have come down the pipeline
that could save millions of lives?

461
00:39:30,397 --> 00:39:32,562
That could change everything?

462
00:39:32,654 --> 00:39:34,177
What are you talking about?

463
00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:36,179
The ALZ-112.

464
00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:40,174
What happened to you, Will?

465
00:39:40,301 --> 00:39:43,955
You used to be the star of this lab.
Now, you hardly ever show

466
00:39:44,058 --> 00:39:46,051
and when you do, you waste your time
and that of your team's

467
00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:47,994
fixating on a drug

468
00:39:48,322 --> 00:39:51,080
that, after what happened,
is never ever going to get approved.

469
00:39:51,204 --> 00:39:53,090
The 112 is dangerous, Will,

470
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,531
and it doesn't work.

471
00:39:54,651 --> 00:39:56,995
I treated my father with it.

472
00:39:57,045 --> 00:39:58,120
It does work.

473
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:01,478
You did, what?

474
00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:02,801
You did, what!?

475
00:40:02,927 --> 00:40:05,106
Beat the disease, like we predicted.

476
00:40:05,234 --> 00:40:05,767
Brilliant.

477
00:40:05,817 --> 00:40:07,356
There's been a complication.

478
00:40:07,484 --> 00:40:08,949
Well, does it work or doesn't it?

479
00:40:08,986 --> 00:40:11,539
My father's disease eventually
outran the cure.

480
00:40:11,652 --> 00:40:13,085
Oh, for goodness sake.

481
00:40:13,179 --> 00:40:16,459
The immune system produced antibodies
to beat the viral component,

482
00:40:16,597 --> 00:40:18,018
but it will work.

483
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,357
I've have already developed a virus strain

484
00:40:20,407 --> 00:40:22,372
that I think will be more aggressive.

485
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,647
You think?

486
00:40:23,697 --> 00:40:26,175
Just, let me test it.

487
00:40:26,676 --> 00:40:28,991
You're wasting my time.

488
00:40:29,041 --> 00:40:30,339
There's more!

489
00:40:32,039 --> 00:40:34,706
The applications go beyond the disease.

490
00:40:34,803 --> 00:40:38,841
There are indications that show the
therapy can improve cognitive functioning,

491
00:40:38,973 --> 00:40:40,231
memory quality ...

492
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:42,604
What, what are you saying?

493
00:40:42,654 --> 00:40:45,270
My father didn't just recover.

494
00:40:45,425 --> 00:40:46,470
He improved.

495
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,439
You mean, increased intelligence?

496
00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:50,884
It's not conclusive, but yes.

497
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:58,320
I want you, to start testing the
revised 112 on chimps, A-S-A-P.

498
00:40:58,972 --> 00:40:59,872
Okay.

499
00:40:59,964 --> 00:41:01,964
I'll give you whatever you need,
but get started.

500
00:41:06,990 --> 00:41:08,344
Dinner time!

501
00:41:20,454 --> 00:41:22,232
Great Ape, primate!

502
00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:28,249
Go on, don't you know food
when you see it?

503
00:41:40,076 --> 00:41:41,779
You think that's funny, huh?

504
00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:45,462
I show you something funny!

505
00:41:59,046 --> 00:42:01,399
You'll learn who's boss, soon enough.

506
00:42:03,449 --> 00:42:04,689
What about his clothes?

507
00:42:04,739 --> 00:42:05,595
What about 'em?

508
00:42:05,725 --> 00:42:10,307
I don't know ... May cause problems
with the other apes.

509
00:42:11,742 --> 00:42:13,738
Good!

510
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,855
I counted ten apes, correct?

511
00:43:17,905 --> 00:43:18,576
Yep.

512
00:43:19,573 --> 00:43:21,836
Good.  All the way to the back.

513
00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:27,306
You guys are moving really quick on this.
What's the big rush?

514
00:43:27,425 --> 00:43:29,750
First day back,
you're still complaining.

515
00:43:45,337 --> 00:43:48,500
Koba. Hi, I'm Will.

516
00:43:57,823 --> 00:44:00,082
This one.

517
00:43:59,984 --> 00:44:01,388
He's very calm.

518
00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:01,889
Yeah.

519
00:44:02,028 --> 00:44:05,586
He's been through a whole lot of labs.
He knows the drill.

520
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:10,856
Could I join you,
what's our progress.

521
00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:13,364
Get him prepped.

522
00:44:18,293 --> 00:44:20,191
Tighten your masks.

523
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,835
Pass me the 113.

524
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:26,188
Pulse-ox is good,
blood pressure is steady.

525
00:44:30,513 --> 00:44:32,648
Perisol delivery, in place.

526
00:44:37,918 --> 00:44:40,107
Releasing the 113.

527
00:44:56,679 --> 00:44:58,503
We have a break!

528
00:44:58,597 --> 00:45:00,598
Franklin, get your mask on!

529
00:45:03,059 --> 00:45:04,455
Got it?

530
00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:05,495
Yeah.

531
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,572
You okay?

532
00:45:07,622 --> 00:45:09,195
Yeah, okay.

533
00:45:15,933 --> 00:45:17,348
Move it!  Let's go!

534
00:45:18,397 --> 00:45:21,014
Get up and do some exercises
you lazy baboons!

535
00:48:04,383 --> 00:48:06,626
Intelligence results are remarkable.

536
00:48:06,729 --> 00:48:07,877
There are no adverse effects.

537
00:48:07,999 --> 00:48:10,045
Apes have amazingly strong
immune systems.

538
00:48:11,339 --> 00:48:13,274
All right, keep an eye on him.

539
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,867
Okay. [Franklin sneezes]

540
00:48:14,929 --> 00:48:16,130
Sorry about that.

541
00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:19,112
These guys are more resiliant than I am.

542
00:48:22,152 --> 00:48:23,959
Excuse me a second.

543
00:49:18,486 --> 00:49:19,796
He's good.

544
00:49:33,941 --> 00:49:35,956
You're working late tonight.

545
00:49:36,064 --> 00:49:38,139
GEN-SYS needs three more.

546
00:50:03,807 --> 00:50:05,533
Hey, Caesar!

547
00:50:07,021 --> 00:50:10,526
Are you hurt?

548
00:50:11,659 --> 00:50:13,275
Show me.

549
00:50:16,299 --> 00:50:20,402
Caesar, give me your hand.
Give me your hand.

550
00:50:20,497 --> 00:50:22,590
Sometimes, the new kid on the
block gets picked on.

551
00:50:22,695 --> 00:50:26,004
Stay calm. What did they do?

552
00:50:26,331 --> 00:50:27,583
That's bullshit!

553
00:50:29,632 --> 00:50:31,530
What's the problem here?

554
00:50:33,419 --> 00:50:35,539
I'm taking him out of here, right now.

555
00:50:35,589 --> 00:50:37,709
Not without a court order, you're not.

556
00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,030
He's not yours, anymore.

557
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,295
I promise, if I find out he's been
mistreated in any way,

558
00:50:42,405 --> 00:50:45,350
I'll have this place shut down.

559
00:50:47,117 --> 00:50:48,375
Go on ...

560
00:50:57,096 --> 00:51:01,099
No.  No, we're not going home,
right now.

561
00:51:01,149 --> 00:51:05,788
I'm going to get you out of here,
I promise.

562
00:51:08,205 --> 00:51:09,872
You have to trust me.

563
00:51:09,998 --> 00:51:12,459
Caesar, you have to trust me, okay?

564
00:51:12,509 --> 00:51:14,402
I think this visit's over.

565
00:51:14,676 --> 00:51:15,834
Trust me.

566
00:51:15,884 --> 00:51:17,831
You'll be okay.

567
00:52:01,246 --> 00:52:03,275
Come on, move it!
Let's go!

568
00:52:51,381 --> 00:52:54,438
There are hundreds of them!
Looks like you're own private zoo!

569
00:52:54,553 --> 00:52:56,824
Rather like a prison
for hairy dudes.

570
00:52:57,017 --> 00:52:58,555
They watch TV?

571
00:52:58,605 --> 00:53:01,036
We call it enrichment.

572
00:53:03,088 --> 00:53:06,208
Aw, this one's so cute!

573
00:53:06,258 --> 00:53:08,557
What's his name?

574
00:53:08,607 --> 00:53:11,321
Uh, name's Cornelia. It's a she.

575
00:53:11,371 --> 00:53:12,031
[shreek]

576
00:53:13,150 --> 00:53:13,940
Oh, my God!

577
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:14,780
Don't get too close!

578
00:53:14,897 --> 00:53:16,812
This one scared me half to death.

579
00:53:16,862 --> 00:53:18,718
That big guy is called, Maurice.

580
00:53:19,109 --> 00:53:20,935
It's no fun.

581
00:53:21,050 --> 00:53:23,851
Here, I'll show you something fun.

582
00:53:27,584 --> 00:53:29,110
Check this out!

583
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,257
It's crazy!

584
00:53:34,414 --> 00:53:36,683
You shouldn't be in here.

585
00:53:36,733 --> 00:53:38,268
Hey, you're next!

586
00:53:44,942 --> 00:53:46,208
Come on, let's go.

587
00:53:46,258 --> 00:53:49,172
We spent too much time in here,
as it is.

588
00:53:51,307 --> 00:53:52,479
Come on!

589
00:53:52,571 --> 00:53:54,226
Check out this guy.

590
00:53:54,276 --> 00:53:58,141
Hey, Alan, he's a pain in the ass.
He thinks he's special, or something

591
00:53:59,656 --> 00:54:01,388
Freaky!

592
00:54:02,561 --> 00:54:04,074
Hey, come here.

593
00:54:04,568 --> 00:54:06,617
I think he's thinking or something.

594
00:54:07,929 --> 00:54:10,284
Oh, my God, he's got him by the throat!

595
00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:10,980
Let him go!

596
00:54:11,075 --> 00:54:12,510
Let go!

597
00:54:14,336 --> 00:54:16,100
Are you okay?

598
00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:16,675
Yes.

599
00:54:17,225 --> 00:54:19,405
I told you not
to get too close, man.

600
00:54:19,499 --> 00:54:21,700
Come on, guys, let's get out of here.

601
00:59:10,193 --> 00:59:13,064
Some things aren't meant
be changed.

602
00:59:13,659 --> 00:59:15,592
You need to accept that.

603
00:59:19,555 --> 00:59:20,730
Hey!

604
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:21,955
Hey!

605
00:59:22,340 --> 00:59:24,010
What's going on here?

606
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,662
More 113 trials.
We're just prepping ...

607
00:59:25,776 --> 00:59:28,347
Oh, no, we have to analyze
Koba's blood work first!

608
00:59:28,455 --> 00:59:30,386
Franklin knows this.
Where is he?

609
00:59:30,437 --> 00:59:32,012
He's out sick for two days.

610
00:59:32,105 --> 00:59:34,586
Well, I didn't authorized this.

611
00:59:34,636 --> 00:59:35,554
No!

612
00:59:35,646 --> 00:59:37,103
I did.

613
00:59:37,207 --> 00:59:39,531
We agreed to test sparingly
on one subject.

614
00:59:39,646 --> 00:59:42,214
And, that one subject is stunning!

615
00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:44,998
It's a virus. We don't know the human
related effects.

616
00:59:45,133 --> 00:59:46,782
The drug works, Will.

617
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,083
Tell him, Linda.

618
00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:51,097
For starters, Koba scored
a perfect 15 on the Lucas Tower.

619
00:59:52,219 --> 00:59:54,219
Every test result verifies
its effectiveness.

620
00:59:54,431 --> 00:59:55,942
No more tests.
- What are you ...?

621
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,954
Not until we have a better understanding
of what we're dealing with.

622
00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,042
Look, I'll tell you exactly
what we do. Look ...

623
01:00:00,092 --> 01:00:00,859
Give us a minute.

624
01:00:00,985 --> 01:00:03,586
Excuse me!   Put the ape
back in the cage. Be gentle.

625
01:00:03,698 --> 01:00:06,773
Will, I'll tell you exactly what
we're dealing with, here.

626
01:00:06,925 --> 01:00:09,086
We're dealing with a drug
that is worth more

627
01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:12,247
than everything else
we are developing, combined.

628
01:00:12,417 --> 01:00:14,315
You make history,

629
01:00:14,365 --> 01:00:15,729
I make money.

630
01:00:15,838 --> 01:00:18,251
Isn't that our arrangement?
- No! There are risks.

631
01:00:18,346 --> 01:00:20,126
Don't you tell me about risks.

632
01:00:20,237 --> 01:00:23,293
You give your own father
an experimental drug.

633
01:00:23,461 --> 01:00:25,935
I could finish your career
with one phone call.

634
01:00:26,054 --> 01:00:28,436
I'll save you the trouble. I quit.

635
01:00:29,779 --> 01:00:32,669
We will proceed without you.

636
01:00:33,832 --> 01:00:36,226
Look ... You do not know what you're doing.

637
01:00:36,276 --> 01:00:38,164
These tests need to be contained.

638
01:00:38,272 --> 01:00:40,516
You have no idea if the 113 is stable,

639
01:00:40,566 --> 01:00:43,109
what kind of damage it can
do to people ...

640
01:00:43,203 --> 01:00:48,171
Well, that is why we test it
on chimps, ... isn't it?

641
01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:52,390
Dr. Rodman, it's, me, Franklin!
I need to talk to you!

642
01:00:52,489 --> 01:00:54,516
Can you come to the door?

643
01:01:07,590 --> 01:01:08,958
Doc!
[coughing]

644
01:01:09,289 --> 01:01:11,487
Who the hell are you?
[Franklin sneezes on neighbor]

645
01:01:14,699 --> 01:01:16,339
Get out of here!

646
01:01:16,447 --> 01:01:18,649
I'm sorry, ... I'm sorry.

647
01:01:34,328 --> 01:01:37,406
You wouldn't be trying to entrap me,
would you?

648
01:01:40,335 --> 01:01:43,753
Well, ... I can't say that I approve.

649
01:01:43,803 --> 01:01:46,477
They're not people, you know.

650
01:01:46,586 --> 01:01:48,411
You gonna to let him go or not?

651
01:02:01,629 --> 01:02:04,669
Caesar, ... hey, come on.

652
01:02:05,462 --> 01:02:07,802
Come on, we're go home.

653
01:02:09,582 --> 01:02:11,394
Home.

654
01:02:12,013 --> 01:02:13,967
Come on, we're really going.

655
01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:17,709
Let's get out of here.

656
01:02:25,902 --> 01:02:29,539
Yeah ... Come on.

657
01:02:37,525 --> 01:02:38,846
Caesar?

658
01:02:41,139 --> 01:02:44,276
I guess he likes it better here
with his own kind.

659
01:06:00,138 --> 01:06:00,832
Damn it, Rodney,

660
01:06:00,882 --> 01:06:02,835
You leave the hose out in
the atrium, again?

661
01:06:02,946 --> 01:06:04,778
What?   No!

662
01:08:27,878 --> 01:08:29,459
Come on!  Let's go.

663
01:08:34,524 --> 01:08:36,210
Come on, Get up!

664
01:09:26,724 --> 01:09:27,948
[On TV] Eight months after its launch,

665
01:09:28,067 --> 01:09:30,408
Earth's first manned space flight
to Mars ...

666
01:09:30,518 --> 01:09:32,307
I ain't dodging.
I'm telling the truth.

667
01:09:32,422 --> 01:09:33,780
Yeah, well, if I've didn't
take the cookies,

668
01:09:33,830 --> 01:09:34,545
Then, who the hell did?

669
01:09:34,655 --> 01:09:35,859
I, I do not know ...

670
01:09:35,909 --> 01:09:38,220
Hey!  Will you two morons
knock it off!

671
01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,574
I'm going home.

672
01:09:41,688 --> 01:09:44,928
[On TV] ... covered in water and
therefore able to sustain life.

673
01:09:45,119 --> 01:09:47,803
I get more peace in the
God-damned ape house.

674
01:09:47,929 --> 01:09:49,768
Dad, I'm sorry!

675
01:10:47,418 --> 01:10:49,832
Mr. Franklin, it's Dottie!

676
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,869
Mr. Franklin? ... Hello?

677
01:11:22,389 --> 01:11:24,214
What the hell?

678
01:11:31,733 --> 01:11:34,104
[Over radio] Rodney, get to the
platform, now.

679
01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:40,193
[Over radio] Rodney!

680
01:11:52,481 --> 01:11:54,606
What the hell do you think
you're doing, huh?

681
01:12:09,271 --> 01:12:10,877
Get!

682
01:12:14,136 --> 01:12:15,477
Go on!

683
01:12:15,804 --> 01:12:18,020
Get back in your cage!

684
01:12:18,070 --> 01:12:19,676
I'm warning you!

685
01:12:23,465 --> 01:12:25,257
Go on, get!

686
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:30,000
That's it!

687
01:12:31,640 --> 01:12:34,512
That's what you get! ... Get back!

688
01:12:35,913 --> 01:12:37,472
What's wrong with you?

689
01:12:38,926 --> 01:12:40,628
Dumb monkey!

690
01:12:51,326 --> 01:12:54,601
Take your stinking paw off me,
you damn dirty ape!

691
01:12:57,535 --> 01:12:59,703
No!

692
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:13,885
No!

693
01:13:19,022 --> 01:13:21,022
No!

694
01:13:22,622 --> 01:13:24,622
No!

695
01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:09,242
No!

696
01:14:39,582 --> 01:14:41,642
I'll beat all!

697
01:15:41,845 --> 01:15:44,232
Caroline, have you been up to
Caesar's room?

698
01:15:49,565 --> 01:15:51,018
No one's answering.

699
01:16:23,219 --> 01:16:24,686
Landon!

700
01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:55,239
Will!

701
01:16:57,336 --> 01:16:58,538
Will!

702
01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:04,677
What happened?

703
01:17:05,521 --> 01:17:07,406
He spoke.

704
01:17:08,810 --> 01:17:09,961
What are you ... what?

705
01:17:10,011 --> 01:17:15,160
Your ape ... he spoke.

706
01:18:01,430 --> 01:18:03,469
What in the hell?

707
01:18:03,519 --> 01:18:06,044
I don't believe this.

708
01:18:06,157 --> 01:18:07,931
[Video] I'll beat each and
everyone of you.

709
01:18:11,876 --> 01:18:13,538
I need someone to coordinate
with the S.F.P.D.

710
01:18:13,587 --> 01:18:14,779
Tell them we got a fatality.

711
01:18:14,890 --> 01:18:15,566
What is it?

712
01:18:15,616 --> 01:18:17,183
I know where he's headed.

713
01:18:27,322 --> 01:18:29,041
Glenn?

714
01:18:29,724 --> 01:18:31,179
Let's go!

715
01:18:58,293 --> 01:18:59,099
Jacobs.

716
01:18:59,229 --> 01:19:01,431
[Cell phone] Mr. Jacobs, It's Linda
from Will's team.

717
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,268
Look, something terrible
has happened.

718
01:19:03,389 --> 01:19:06,259
Franklin is dead
from a viral infection.

719
01:19:06,388 --> 01:19:08,073
What the hell are you
talking about?

720
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:10,581
He was exposed to the 113.
It does something

721
01:19:10,631 --> 01:19:12,676
to people that it doesn't
do to apes.

722
01:19:14,485 --> 01:19:17,010
We'll have to go through the city
and across the bridge.

723
01:19:17,166 --> 01:19:20,210
[Cell phone] Mr. Jacobs?
Mr. Jacobs, are you ...

724
01:19:20,335 --> 01:19:22,317
What the hell?

725
01:19:52,811 --> 01:19:54,296
I am Steven Jacobs!

726
01:19:54,422 --> 01:19:57,555
It's full of apes in there.
I gotta get in the air!

727
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,894
We have to be able
to destroy them.

728
01:20:01,126 --> 01:20:03,779
Just, trust me on this!
Okay?

729
01:20:18,382 --> 01:20:20,576
You might want to get your cameras
ready.  Normally,

730
01:20:20,626 --> 01:20:22,063
these guys are quit shy.

731
01:20:48,848 --> 01:20:51,697
They're going  the park,
on the north side!

732
01:20:51,747 --> 01:20:52,657
Find the lead!

733
01:20:52,951 --> 01:20:54,199
You gotta hold the button!
The button!

734
01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:58,124
They're being led.  These apes
are smarter than you think.

735
01:20:58,233 --> 01:21:00,198
They've got a leader!

736
01:22:46,335 --> 01:22:50,375
Do not tell them I am stuck in traffic.
Make up with something smarter!

737
01:22:50,671 --> 01:22:51,827
Hold on.

738
01:22:52,948 --> 01:22:54,605
What the ...

739
01:23:09,348 --> 01:23:10,875
They're on the bridge.

740
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:13,088
They're trying to get to the redwoods.

741
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:17,466
SFPD, Police 1.

742
01:23:17,516 --> 01:23:19,125
This is Air Ops,

743
01:23:19,239 --> 01:23:22,619
[On radio] Seal of south end.
What's the status of those units?

744
01:23:22,733 --> 01:23:23,747
[Radio response] Ready to go, sir.

745
01:23:23,837 --> 01:23:26,821
[On radio] As soon as they reach you,
block them.

746
01:23:35,502 --> 01:23:37,579
[On Radio] North side, we're going to push
them right to you.

747
01:23:37,628 --> 01:23:39,371
[Radio response] No problem.
We're ready for them.

748
01:23:39,461 --> 01:23:42,292
The north side is blocked.
[On radio] They'll never get through here.

749
01:23:54,972 --> 01:23:57,176
As soon as they hit the gap,
we'll take them out!

750
01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:00,636
You can just shoot them?
Like shooting fish in a barrel.

751
01:24:00,759 --> 01:24:02,158
Good!

752
01:24:05,970 --> 01:24:08,258
Turn that thing around!

753
01:24:08,019 --> 01:24:09,736
Get off the bridge, sir.
I can't ...

754
01:24:09,770 --> 01:24:11,926
You don't understand.
Get off this bridge, now!

755
01:24:11,976 --> 01:24:13,270
This is an evacuation.  Get out!

756
01:24:13,524 --> 01:24:14,748
All the civilians, clear.

757
01:24:14,857 --> 01:24:15,701
[On radio] Please confirm.

758
01:24:15,797 --> 01:24:17,419
Put these people off the bridge!

759
01:25:03,327 --> 01:25:05,324
Stand by, city mounted units!

760
01:25:07,997 --> 01:25:09,380
They're gonna slaughter them.

761
01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:13,159
I'm gonna to get Caesar.

762
01:25:13,295 --> 01:25:15,765
Will, hey!

763
01:25:17,899 --> 01:25:19,217
You, be careful!

764
01:25:23,705 --> 01:25:25,191
I gotta get to my car!

765
01:25:25,241 --> 01:25:26,315
Get out of here!

766
01:25:26,416 --> 01:25:28,912
Let go me!  I have to get my car!

767
01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:34,434
Push 'em north!

768
01:25:39,944 --> 01:25:41,331
Get out of the way!

769
01:26:42,513 --> 01:26:45,165
{On radio] Hurry, we're going to lose
them in the fog.

770
01:26:45,274 --> 01:26:46,277
Do It!

771
01:27:01,265 --> 01:27:03,590
Where are they?  I don't see them!

772
01:27:08,066 --> 01:27:10,583
[On radio] CHP North,
do you have a visual?

773
01:27:10,633 --> 01:27:11,672
No, sir, negative.

774
01:27:39,422 --> 01:27:40,753
Safety's off!

775
01:28:01,723 --> 01:28:04,620
Hold your fire!

776
01:28:51,127 --> 01:28:53,601
Back!

777
01:29:15,428 --> 01:29:16,756
Caesar!

778
01:29:36,783 --> 01:29:38,936
That's him!   That's the leader!

779
01:29:45,475 --> 01:29:48,092
[On radio] They're in sight!
Put 'em down!

780
01:31:18,013 --> 01:31:19,977
Help me!

781
01:31:21,137 --> 01:31:22,884
Help me!

782
01:31:38,161 --> 01:31:39,812
Take my hand!

783
01:31:40,175 --> 01:31:42,104
Come, come on ...

784
01:31:44,541 --> 01:31:46,489
Come on!

785
01:32:02,483 --> 01:32:04,428
Not you ...

786
01:32:05,473 --> 01:32:07,393
No!

787
01:32:11,904 --> 01:32:14,465
Save me!

788
01:33:15,536 --> 01:33:17,376
Caesar!

789
01:33:23,901 --> 01:33:25,210
Caesar?

790
01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:08,245
Caesar ... I'm sorry.

791
01:34:08,294 --> 01:34:11,052
This is my fault.

792
01:34:12,444 --> 01:34:14,019
This has to stop.

793
01:34:14,069 --> 01:34:15,832
This isn't the way.

794
01:34:15,952 --> 01:34:18,139
You know what they're capable of.

795
01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:21,775
Please come home.

796
01:34:22,321 --> 01:34:26,065
If you come home, I'll protect you.

797
01:34:45,112 --> 01:34:47,374
Caesar is home.

798
01:34:54,686 --> 01:34:56,372
Okay.

799
01:34:57,713 --> 01:34:59,491
Caesar's home.

800
01:35:02,122 --> 01:35:03,322
Go.

801
01:36:30,268 --> 01:37:00,268
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802
01:37:43,184 --> 01:37:48,184
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2011, 03:04:49 PM »
 Hello, teacher! Hello, teachers! Hello, students!
There is a new comedy for you - "Bad Teacher" As far as this is a blue comedyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Teacher, I do not recommend it to these who are under 18.
The website of the "Bad Teacher"  - http://areyouabadteacher.com/
The source of these subtitles: http://engsub.net/?p=subtitle&id=114035

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Bad Teacher

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 {{Movie Corner}}

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Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?

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oops!! i know that you...hey you settle down

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C'mon everybody settle down

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Sandy..c'mon..now now guys its is not
a time to make silly jokes ...

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its a time for a little bit of talking before
we really get to the important part.

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Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.

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who can forget Mr.Pinkus's haunted classroom

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Thank you Sandy, for that.

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and I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

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or the wild success of

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the book drive for womens prison
which mrs.Pathacheks class sponsored

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Thank u Beth, but as summer droves upon us,
its time not only to say goodbye
to another school year

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but sadly also to say goodbye
to one of our faculty members

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Yes,..Elizabeth..is Elizabeth Halsey here?
there she is..

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Elizabeth can you come on up here?
yes thats appropriate applause, I think.

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Elizabeth, even though you are
only with us for one short year..

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please know that we will always
consider you part of the JAMS family.

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And we got you a little something.

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00:03:05,131 --> 00:03:07,592
Oh!! Thank you.

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Wow..almost $40, thank you.

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You're very welcome, speech??

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Ok well, i'm really terrible at this types of thing
so, i'll make it quick

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Ah, i know i've only been here a year,
but there's so much i will miss.

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my students, probably most.

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And I wish that i had gotten to know
all of you better.

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but,between four classes and planning a wedding
my plate was full

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still, I know that our students are
in good hands.

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and even though i'll never teach again professionally.

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I've realised that i dont need a blackboard or
a classroom to set an example.

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Adios, bitches!!

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Baby doll..
i'm home.

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in here..

35
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get yourself hot coz i'm gonna suck
your dick like i'm mad at it

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Oh! look, your moms here.
Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.

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Suitcases, honey are we going on a trip?

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00:04:44,914 --> 00:04:47,963
Aah..Elizabeth, we need to talk.
- Sure.

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I'm starting to think that maybe we need to take a break

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Forever...

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-Mom!!
Tell her what the accountant said.
-Mom!

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Steven said that you
spend $16,000 last month.

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He thinks you're bad news
- I know women like you.

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Damnit Mom! I told you i could handle this
- I just want to ask her something.

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00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:12,810
you truly love my son?
- I love him so much it hurts.

46
00:05:13,635 --> 00:05:17,500
Alright then, when is his birthday?
- Mom...

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i'm not..you know..that is just
offensive that you would even ask me that

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It's today..

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I know..
thats why i got you this okay

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honey, happy birthday

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Austin Market?

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okay fine, i'll sign the prenup.

53
00:05:38,098 --> 00:05:40,181
It's over, Elizabeth.

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00:05:40,181 --> 00:05:42,268
Mark, I'm pregnant.

55
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-Bullshit
-No you're not

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Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.

57
00:05:46,636 --> 00:05:48,479
You know what, i'm starting to wonder ...

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whether this is always been about the money.
You never loved me.

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I dont love you?

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I have been listening to you
whining about opera for the last year.

61
00:05:56,441 --> 00:06:02,499
Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera
then guess what? no more opera!

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An art form just has died

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If opera goes away, we're fucked.

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I want my ring back.

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What am i supposed to do? Huh?
where am i supposed to go?

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3 MONTHS LATER

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There she is, Elizabeth Halsey.
wooooo...

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I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates.

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But I'm so sad..it's because
your relationship ended

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Who are you again?
- Amy Squirrel.

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Squirrel?
- Yeah, you know.

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Don't worry, you were..kind of a long bolf last year
and so... busy planning the ... wedding

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I found him in bed with somebody else
- Oh my Gosh

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It was a another man
- shut the front door!

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Look..I know you kinda skated by last year
doing the bare minimum thing

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but i just wanna say, now you're back, I just know
you are gonna get your teaching on

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I thought the teachers were supposed
to get  the apples

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well, i think the students teach me
at least as much as  i teach them

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That's just something i say sometimes
- Stupid.

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Uh sorry..I just wanted to know
if you wanted to grab some lunch

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I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn
- my treat.

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you know, Lynn
when I first started teaching

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i thought that i was doing it
for all the right reasons

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Shorter hours, summers off,
no account credibility...

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oh,I love my summers...
fresh corn...mmmm

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from now on, my full time job is finding
a guy who's gonna take care of me

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God i pray for that

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You know i spent my entire summer
hanging out at bars near where the Bulls practice

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Had some fun, got some cool souvenirs
But those guys are not looking to settle down

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i mean.. they all wear condoms..then, they take
the condoms with them , thats how paranoid they are

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like its so easy to get pregnant from
some dude nutting into a condom

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yeaa...ugh!! you're gonna find someone great
Right?

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I've been thinking about it a lot, i'm like an 8,
8 and a half..but if I got a new pair of tits.. right?.

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You!!..don't wanna do that,
you're already so pretty

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00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:08,389
You have no idea how difficult it is to
compete against these Barbie doll types

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00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:15,895
yea..that's true, we're not getting any younger
yea..we should finish up

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Wally's got that big orientation in
the auditorium

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Yea, I'm not gonna hear that
- Oh..it's mandatory.

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I'll probably won't go either.

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huh..no i might,i probably
going to sit in the back, maybe leave early

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maybe stay the end half..play by Yer
or just stay the end.

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okay..oh!! this was fun, huh?

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Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies
I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel.

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crews announce tour for the world geography
through current events, we may have a way over in civics, so buckle up

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cause its gonna be a crazy ride

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00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:12,681
The photographer who was like...so nice
he made me feel like really really comfortable

107
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,500
I might get flown to Kansas City
for their Fashion Week

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00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:20,222
Kansas City.
- Stalk much?

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00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,216
bhuhhrr!!
Loser..

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00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,551
Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy,
My mother baked this cookies for you..

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00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,840
just leave them on the desk..

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00:10:53,438 --> 00:10:56,181
you need something?

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00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:02,062
anyone seen Stand and Deliver?
show hands..

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00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:07,485
..you kidding me?
Edward James Olmos?

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00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,625
Lew Diamond Phillips?

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00:11:11,354 --> 00:11:15,729
Well, alright.. you...and you
grab the TV and roll it up front

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we're watching a movie on the first day?
- I think its awesome.

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You rock!

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these cookies suck

120
00:11:41,999 --> 00:11:44,325
incoming..

121
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Elizabeth
Hey,.. Russell

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00:11:55,513 --> 00:11:59,364
Russell Gettis, gym teacher
We did busted together last spring

123
00:11:59,364 --> 00:12:03,603
Yea
- So, I heard about the whole engagement
thing ... that blows.

124
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:08,424
know i walked in on him trying to fuck his dog?
peanut butter everywhere

125
00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:11,399
thats gross...
anyway ...

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00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:15,999
hey, uh.. may be too soon, but
you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime

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00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,825
you still a gym teacher?
- i am, yea

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00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,418
then No

129
00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:23,888
I dont date coworkers
- I wont tell anyone

130
00:12:23,999 --> 00:12:29,526
I also said no..
- Okay cool, well its been awesome

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something's got a
case of a sleepyss.

132
00:12:33,903 --> 00:12:36,501
What?
- Did you see the colsaw of education?

133
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:40,999
Yea, one kid ..hit the
other kid with some colsaw..

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00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,344
You were'nt at the orientation the other day.. okay!

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00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:48,254
Boy, Elizabeth...
You midssed a boat load of stuff

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00:12:48,526 --> 00:12:53,999
anyways, at the orientation i suggested
a new system for supervising lunch

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it's a quadrant system

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i tell you what...why dont you just
send me memo and if i have any questions, i'll find you

139
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:05,104
Oh! OOh! yeah
Meant to ask..

140
00:13:05,104 --> 00:13:09,670
did i hear you were showing a movie this
morning on the first day of school?

141
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:11,742
how do i know what you heard?

142
00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:14,529
listen, I dont wanna tell you
how to run your class but..

143
00:13:14,529 --> 00:13:17,472
maybe it might be fun to try
some icebreakers..

144
00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:21,628
like telephone charades,
or this string game..

145
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,621
are we gonna have a problem,
me and you?

146
00:13:27,886 --> 00:13:33,900
No,..eli.. if i gave you that impression
well....ah!.. I'm so sorry

147
00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:39,428
because ..actually i was really hoping we could be
more than just across the hall mates

148
00:13:39,483 --> 00:13:42,300
I don't know what you heard
but I don't need muff pie(vagina)

149
00:13:43,542 --> 00:13:48,227
No, of course not
I don't even know what that is..i..

150
00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:53,768
just meant friends
- tell you what, friend..i've gotta get going, cover me

151
00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:58,519
Elizabeth, lunch isin't for
another seven ...minutes...

152
00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,382
...whos gonna watch your quadrant?

153
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:12,195
Hi, there.. you look like Losty MC Losterson..

154
00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:15,698
I know right?
Can you tell me where room 107 is?

155
00:14:16,006 --> 00:14:19,516
I'll take you there
- Oh. You dont have to do that

156
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,298
Oh! Stop it, be my pleasure.

157
00:14:21,503 --> 00:14:23,902
Scott Delacorte.
- Elizabeth Halsey.

158
00:14:23,936 --> 00:14:26,038
I am the new sub.
- Welcome welcome

159
00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:29,665
Thank you.
- Is that Jaeger-LeCoultre?

160
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:30,756
Good eye

161
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:33,949
thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby

162
00:14:33,949 --> 00:14:36,027
you know sometimes I get self-conscious about it but...

163
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:39,300
My grandfather made it, so..
- Oh your grandfather designs watches?

164
00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:43,057
the family business, yea my mothers
maiden name is lecoultre

165
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:49,608
shut up! so did you and your wife just moved to town?
- I'm not married

166
00:14:49,643 --> 00:14:53,125
I actually just got out of a relationship.
Catherine

167
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:57,471
its been a year, she's still
the wallpaper on my phone

168
00:14:57,915 --> 00:15:02,963
she has such a big heart
- Looks like enormous

169
00:15:06,170 --> 00:15:11,171
As you can see the weight is evenly
distributed and there is minimal scar...

170
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,885
Dr. Vogel, best hands in Chicago

171
00:15:14,111 --> 00:15:18,034
May I?
- Absolutely, take em' for a spin

172
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,101
God! Wow! yea..these are amazing
- Thank you.

173
00:15:26,587 --> 00:15:29,773
And the nipples..oh..
- I know

174
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:32,491
I'll take two

175
00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:41,927
the total is $9300 for the surgery,
plus one night stay at our facility

176
00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:43,179
How would you like to pay?

177
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:46,730
thats absurd.. i'm a teacher
not a drug dealer

178
00:15:46,730 --> 00:15:53,238
We accept all major credit cards
- yeah well.. my credit situation is little.. complicated

179
00:15:53,707 --> 00:15:57,296
I'm sorry, but if you cant pay,
then i can't schedule the appointment

180
00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:00,657
I'll be back

181
00:16:01,262 --> 00:16:06,141
I'm rooming with a guy i met on craigslist
all i'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars

182
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:11,437
you owe me for breaking off the engagement
you know how humiliating that was?

183
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:19,675
Lover...lover look, I dont wanna fight..
its only $ 10,000... it would mean the world to me

184
00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:24,343
Lover... are you there?!!

185
00:16:25,104 --> 00:16:28,315
fucking troll
- did you call my name?

186
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:33,727
No, i said fucking troll
- Oh, I thought you said Kirk

187
00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:39,050
Do you have 10 grand?
- Nope

188
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:44,470
And also i might be a little short on
rent this month, like a lot short

189
00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:51,105
This might help. Wanna get wasted?
- Uh..Yea...

190
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,623
Cool, see ya.

191
00:16:55,662 --> 00:17:01,430
We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law
There is only one boss in this place, and that's me

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00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:03,703
The HNIC

193
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,667
Alright..We'll pick this up again tomorrow

194
00:17:11,891 --> 00:17:14,016
Can I help you?

195
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,893
What?
- I am the student leader for the trip to Springfield

196
00:17:28,127 --> 00:17:31,085
Shocker!
- We're having our carwash this weekend

197
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,638
If you're around, maybe we could
wash your car.

198
00:17:32,638 --> 00:17:35,143
The Springfield trip is the best part of 7th grade...

199
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:37,746
... last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars

200
00:17:40,234 --> 00:17:44,218
bringing these magazines to school is not the
way you are going to make friens, those 8th Grade boys..

201
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:45,865
are just using you

202
00:17:46,783 --> 00:17:49,436
so i go now?
- Yes, you go now.

203
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,084
But if i see these again,
I'm gonna call your parents

204
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,693
Do you understand?

205
00:17:55,118 --> 00:17:57,175
Go to class.

206
00:17:58,038 --> 00:18:02,934
Hey hey..Hey!! go to class.

207
00:18:06,228 --> 00:18:08,884
Another exciting day in the Principal's office

208
00:18:09,513 --> 00:18:10,699
Do you have a second?

209
00:18:10,699 --> 00:18:16,756
Uhh yeah. Oh! You know what I wanna talk to you too,
did i hear that right, that you were showing movies all last week?

210
00:18:16,756 --> 00:18:19,038
Hmm.. some clips, maybe

211
00:18:19,073 --> 00:18:23,098
But you know in a lot of ways
i think that movies are the new books

212
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:37,128
Is this new?
I love it

213
00:18:37,503 --> 00:18:40,895
You know,I've always said that
dolphins are the humans of the sea

214
00:18:41,104 --> 00:18:45,385
I have a bumper sticker that says that
- No way?

215
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:48,251
I'm not kidding.
It's on my car.

216
00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:51,483
Come on...

217
00:18:51,842 --> 00:18:54,367
Hold on a sec...

218
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:05,108
His name is Simon and he lives
in the Cayman Islands..

219
00:19:05,204 --> 00:19:09,644
With his brother, Ajack

220
00:19:10,687 --> 00:19:14,900
What a great story.
- What did you wanna talk about?

221
00:19:15,515 --> 00:19:17,836
I was thinking that I wanna get more involved

222
00:19:17,836 --> 00:19:23,675
You know..I don't know...Something like ...maybe..
 supervising the 7th grade car wash.

223
00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:29,225
Uhh..you know Amy has been running after like.. two years
- Yea, but she does so much already.

224
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,966
It might be nice to give her a little rest

225
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:36,907
It's so nice to see you becoming a real
member of the JAMS family.

226
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:39,990
It just feels so good to help.

227
00:19:56,377 --> 00:20:00,704
Holy shit!
- Alright, let's do this.

228
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:57,452
Hey, Mr. Delacorte, yes!

229
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,442
Hey, kids.
- Hey..

230
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,987
Hey, You better not take it for a joyride

231
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,700
- Are you sure?
- I'm watching you.

232
00:21:05,393 --> 00:21:08,600
Miss Halsey..I'm impressed.
- Thanks, I've been working out.

233
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:12,884
What a turn out.
- Oh yeah, the kids are just having a blast

234
00:21:12,884 --> 00:21:14,422
Well, that's what it's all about.

235
00:21:14,422 --> 00:21:17,421
God, you know we should go get a drink tonight
I feel like getting drunk

236
00:21:18,509 --> 00:21:22,688
I mean not "drunk" drunk, strong buzz
still be able to drive.

237
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:27,777
I'm sorry...I can't get em'.. just not ready
but if you're patient..

238
00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:29,371
I think i might be worth your while

239
00:21:29,824 --> 00:21:34,333
- You're worth the wait
- I think so too

240
00:21:56,567 --> 00:22:03,289
Wally, it's Amy Squirrel.
- Amy? What are you do...? Get out of here!

241
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,092
this will just take a sec...

242
00:22:05,092 --> 00:22:09,685
Umm..I happen to be pedalling past
the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday

243
00:22:09,685 --> 00:22:14,318
- Kill it! Can we talk about this later?
- Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly

244
00:22:14,318 --> 00:22:18,583
Fuckk!! What?
- Just go

245
00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:26,399
Now, i don't want to speak out of school
but ..from where i was sitting, i think ...

246
00:22:26,534 --> 00:22:32,819
It seemd like Miss Halsey was getting
pretty chummy with the money

247
00:22:33,092 --> 00:22:38,400
Are you accusing Elizabeth of embezzling
from the 7th grade car wash?

248
00:22:38,689 --> 00:22:44,993
Wally..we barely know anything about her
- Hey, you know what they raised almost $7000.

249
00:22:44,995 --> 00:22:50,500
So whatever she did , worked.
Lee Mathews dad called, he said the car wash was a raging success.

250
00:22:50,532 --> 00:22:54,643
And Lauren Lisman's dad called and he said
we should have car wash every weekend.

251
00:22:54,643 --> 00:22:58,543
So instead of accusing her,
you might wanna ask her for some pointers.

252
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:02,759
Well if those pointers include wearing provocative beach wear..

253
00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:03,865
..for money, i think i'll pass.

254
00:23:04,641 --> 00:23:09,800
This is ridiculous, this is the one place in this building where
I'm allowed to be alone with my thoughts

255
00:23:09,871 --> 00:23:13,986
I only had this once a day..
If I'm lucky.

256
00:23:13,986 --> 00:23:18,350
Next time you accuse one of my teachers of stealing,
you better have some evidence.

257
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:21,354
God damnit! we are done here.

258
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:28,085
Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.

259
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,484
Holy fuck! i thought she was never gonna leave.

260
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:44,660
What's going on with you?
Need a tissue? huh?

261
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:49,203
She is such a phony.
- Yeah, major phony

262
00:23:49,497 --> 00:23:52,551
But she also cares a lot too.

263
00:23:56,389 --> 00:24:01,296
I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
- I wanna sit on his face.

264
00:24:01,296 --> 00:24:03,150
Hey, guys.
- Heyy.

265
00:24:03,185 --> 00:24:07,380
Lynn, will you go grab me some milk?
- What kind of milk do you want?

266
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:10,948
The skim, whole, 2% , chocolate?

267
00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:14,048
Surprise me.
- Okay, i'll get you skim, no 2%..

268
00:24:16,485 --> 00:24:20,833
So...
- Holla, fellow educators..

269
00:24:23,676 --> 00:24:25,813
Is everything okay with Gaby?
- She will be fine.

270
00:24:26,062 --> 00:24:30,809
I told her, Gaby if you're not happy with yourself,
you cant expect others to be happy with you.

271
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:34,491
It starts with you.
- I'm sure she appreciated that.

272
00:24:35,328 --> 00:24:41,842
And it's exactly what i told Elizabeth when she
told me about this upcoming fake breasts job.

273
00:24:42,541 --> 00:24:47,453
Sorry... sorry I thought you were telling everyone.

274
00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:48,660
Did you?

275
00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:51,999
Well i'm prochoice, i believe everyone should choose
whatever makes them happiest..

276
00:24:52,506 --> 00:24:54,270
Except abortion, of course.

277
00:24:54,304 --> 00:24:56,252
Of course.
- Of course.

278
00:24:56,731 --> 00:25:00,829
Looks like algebra is calling.
I hate math. Wish me luck.

279
00:25:00,962 --> 00:25:05,159
Hi, I'm a math terrortist
with close ties to algebra

280
00:25:05,159 --> 00:25:08,852
I have weapons of
maths instruction

281
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,974
Here, i'll walk you.
- Man..Everyone is so nice around here.

282
00:25:19,609 --> 00:25:22,600
Of course, hey watch my quadrant!

283
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,941
Here you go.. 1%... Surprise!

284
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:30,084
Hi, my name is Elizabeth Halsey.
Any questions?

285
00:25:30,691 --> 00:25:33,081
Hi, I'm Sashas mother.

286
00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:37,181
I am a little concerned at the importance you're
placing on movies.

287
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:40,617
i was just wondering whats your plans
were for the state test?

288
00:25:40,979 --> 00:25:44,388
Listen, the school hired me because...
i'm amazing at what i do

289
00:25:45,222 --> 00:25:47,000
i used movies as one of my tools

290
00:25:47,002 --> 00:25:51,765
but i also use a variety of
other multimedia techniques

291
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:55,929
Listen, i could take you day by day through
my entire syllabus, but that's not just how i do things.

292
00:25:56,310 --> 00:26:00,546
So "if I play it" as the Jews say.

293
00:26:01,165 --> 00:26:04,539
Please, help yourself to some
delicious snacks and drinks in the back.

294
00:26:06,443 --> 00:26:08,996
Class dismissed.
- Excuse me, Miss Halsey.

295
00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:11,468
Hi, i'm Morgans dad.

296
00:26:11,468 --> 00:26:14,749
Morgan.

297
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:19,867
Great kid, so precautious.
- I just wish Morgan's grades were reflected.

298
00:26:19,867 --> 00:26:24,876
If i know Morgan, and i think i do.
ah!...Morgan will get there.

299
00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:28,171
Listen, i'm sure you have full paid
along with a rocking hot body.

300
00:26:28,406 --> 00:26:32,806
But if you could just keep an eye on Morgan?
My wife and I would really appreciate it.

301
00:26:33,249 --> 00:26:37,262
For supplies and whatever.

302
00:26:38,547 --> 00:26:42,518
Supplies??
You're Chase's parents?

303
00:26:43,765 --> 00:26:48,021
You know a student like Chase would
benefit so much from some extra attention?

304
00:26:48,410 --> 00:26:50,999
So you think we should hire a tutor?

305
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,478
You know i'd be happy to do it myself,
but its just so hard with a class of 20..

306
00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:59,179
25 or 30, whatever.
- to be a teacher?

307
00:26:59,412 --> 00:27:02,812
God, it is so hard on my salary
to have to pay for my own supplies

308
00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:05,940
and my fiance, he cheated on me with his sister

309
00:27:06,294 --> 00:27:10,802
as your personal tutor, i guarantee
personally that she will get an A.

310
00:27:11,148 --> 00:27:14,551
Or your money back

311
00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:18,685
Say no more.

312
00:27:20,292 --> 00:27:22,536
Make it out to cash.

313
00:27:56,974 --> 00:28:09,089
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314
00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:14,995
Amy, hi.
- Hi, I got you something.

315
00:28:15,092 --> 00:28:20,642
What? you dont have to do that.
- It's nothing, its my favorite book.

316
00:28:22,332 --> 00:28:29,315
Eat, Pray, Love?
This is my favourite book too.

317
00:28:29,912 --> 00:28:35,290
What's your favourite part?
- Love.

318
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,600
What do you want?
- Is that marijuana?

319
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,799
No, it's medical marijuana.

320
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,655
I have a prescription and everything.

321
00:28:56,656 --> 00:29:00,000
And i'm not gonna tell you why because,
it's between me and my doctor.

322
00:29:00,222 --> 00:29:03,719
Oh..ok.. well feel better.

323
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,000
Thanks.

324
00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:07,514
My mom and i made some holiday cookies.

325
00:29:08,135 --> 00:29:10,796
Those oatmeal rasin again?
- Gingerbread.

326
00:29:13,594 --> 00:29:15,695
let have it.

327
00:29:15,696 --> 00:29:16,938
Watch the bowl

328
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,358
Do you have anything to drink?

329
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,381
Listen, word to the wise

330
00:29:26,382 --> 00:29:29,000
Stop dressing like you're running for congress

331
00:29:29,002 --> 00:29:31,839
I dont wanna run for congress.
I wanna be President.

332
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:35,895
See, that's what i'm talking about.
keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.

333
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,423
You really wanna be a President
or is that something your parents want?

334
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,333
Look you don't have to decide right now.

335
00:29:45,334 --> 00:29:48,999
Then who knows one day you wakeup
you decide you want to be a missus.

336
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000
Salary plus tips.

337
00:29:51,001 --> 00:29:53,066
Think about it.

338
00:29:53,067 --> 00:29:56,157
If i think about it,
Will i get extra credit?

339
00:29:56,555 --> 00:29:59,527
Hopeless.
Watch your feet.

340
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,981
This is indeed a winter wonderland.

341
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,222
Wanna get high?
- Yeaaah.

342
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,644
Give me a nug..
I'll go smoke it in my car.

343
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:34,607
Wow..No, I meant
Do you wanna get high with me?

344
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:48,000
Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?

345
00:30:48,001 --> 00:30:50,106
You know thats not actually true Scott??

346
00:30:50,107 --> 00:30:55,755
i'm writing a song right now called
855,8241777.

347
00:30:55,856 --> 00:30:57,832
Extension 777.

348
00:31:00,411 --> 00:31:02,103
So you guys having an awesome time?

349
00:31:02,103 --> 00:31:05,353
Yes, Oh my God!
I love to dance, i could dance all night.

350
00:31:05,353 --> 00:31:07,222
Hey can we go somewhere and talk?

351
00:31:07,223 --> 00:31:09,258
I'll totally go for a talk right now

352
00:31:13,259 --> 00:31:17,999
What's  up?
- Okay..whoo

353
00:31:18,142 --> 00:31:20,764
I do not know how to say this.
I'm a kind of nervous.

354
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,655
Feels it's all happening so quickly.

355
00:31:22,655 --> 00:31:26,297
You can tell me anything Scott,
you're one of my best friends

356
00:31:26,297 --> 00:31:28,350
i'm crushing on someone

357
00:31:28,350 --> 00:31:31,515
i think you're pretty great too
- Thanks. it's Amy.

358
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,666
No running in the hall !

359
00:31:36,746 --> 00:31:38,554
Kids.

360
00:31:38,554 --> 00:31:40,859
She's been amazing helping me do with my breakup.

361
00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:43,874
Yeah, i don't know her that well
I know all the other teachers really hate her fucking guts ...

362
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:46,000
But i stay above all that stuff

363
00:31:46,111 --> 00:31:49,207
Can I be honest with you?
- Of course.

364
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:53,165
It's nothing personal, but ...

365
00:31:53,165 --> 00:31:55,812
i don't think that you're Amy's type.

366
00:31:55,812 --> 00:31:58,405
Really?
- Yea

367
00:31:58,493 --> 00:32:02,000
She seem so..i don't know... sympathyco.

368
00:32:02,001 --> 00:32:05,590
Trust me
She's only using you for your money.

369
00:32:06,043 --> 00:32:08,256
What?

370
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:14,128
Well I feel stupid.
- No, Scott...Scott

371
00:32:14,130 --> 00:32:17,444
Look at me. i'm gonna get my breasts enlarged
in a couple of months..

372
00:32:17,445 --> 00:32:18,997
...and when i recover from my surgery...

373
00:32:18,998 --> 00:32:23,432
...you and i are gonna go out and we are gonna
find awesome people for each other.

374
00:32:23,544 --> 00:32:25,220
that sounds nice.

375
00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:27,500
You're out of your mind.

376
00:32:27,502 --> 00:32:31,532
There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan.
Nobody will ever be Jordan.. okay?

377
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,790
Ok, Lebron is a better rebounder and passer

378
00:32:33,791 --> 00:32:36,717
Will you let me finish?
Can?..Can you let me finish?

379
00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:39,821
Call me when Lebron has six championships
- That's the only arguement?

380
00:32:39,826 --> 00:32:42,155
It's the only argument i need, Shawn!!

381
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,768
Let's get baked.

382
00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:53,268
Goods...we're gonna go get some baked goods

383
00:32:54,893 --> 00:32:57,489
You got this?

384
00:32:58,308 --> 00:33:02,715
Just try it..tyr it!
- Just..please stop pressuring her

385
00:33:02,716 --> 00:33:04,990
How does she know she doesn't like it
if she has never tried it before?

386
00:33:04,991 --> 00:33:10,281
You know, we should probably be getting back.
- Just fuckin do it.. weed is awesome.

387
00:33:20,905 --> 00:33:23,596
Hold it in. - Just blow it out
Hold it in. - Blow it out

388
00:33:25,723 --> 00:33:29,371
Okay..Lynn, I'm gonna take this.

389
00:33:29,768 --> 00:33:32,255
i'm gonna go find a hot dog.

390
00:33:35,150 --> 00:33:37,999
Well, that's definitely impressive
- Like you can do better?

391
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:41,031
Really? you sure you wanna do this?
- Yea, gym teacher.

392
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,515
You understand this's what i do?
- Yea i got it - Like for a living

393
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,110
You have no upper body strength.
- Yes, i do..

394
00:34:02,111 --> 00:34:05,000
Just not in my arms
or my chest.

395
00:34:05,001--> 00:34:08,000
Well I have cat like reflexes
accept for it

396
00:34:19,222 --> 00:34:23,334
So, all this is mine, by the way
As far as the eye can see.

397
00:34:23,335 --> 00:34:28,798
Really love with what you've done with the place
- Ya if you notice the nets, that's a brand new nets i had installed

398
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000
This's original wood.

399
00:34:31,001 --> 00:34:33,110
See those championship banners?

400
00:34:33,111 --> 00:34:36,000
When i first came to the school, they were'nt here.

401
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,788
They were over there,
I have moved over there

402
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:48,269
So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for
them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?

403
00:34:48,332 --> 00:34:53,630
Well ah.. granted it wasn't the original plan
As a young boy I wanted to be a professor..

404
00:34:53,777 --> 00:34:56,176
..of physical education.

405
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:58,944
At Harvard, but ...

406
00:34:59,641 --> 00:35:01,769
I dont know...i like it here.

407
00:35:01,770 --> 00:35:05,223
What wend so wrong in your life
that you ended up educating children?

408
00:35:05,224 --> 00:35:09,564
I dont know.
Maybe i was a bad person in an other life.

409
00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:14,323
We should like.. go have a drink.. sometime.. together.

410
00:35:14,324 --> 00:35:16,333
Like over winter break.

411
00:35:16,444 --> 00:35:20,555
Naah.. got something going.
- Can I say something for the record?

412
00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:24,265
Fine.
- It's about ...your...ttt

413
00:35:25,333 --> 00:35:28,697
The big fake titties
Are you really gonna do that?

414
00:35:29,222 --> 00:35:31,223
Why would you do that?
Your tits are fine.

415
00:35:31,222 --> 00:35:34,222
I like your tits..
Ask my roommate.

416
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,344
Seriously?

417
00:35:45,222 --> 00:35:47,159
Seriously?

418
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,884
Come on.

419
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,187
Seriously?

420
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:59,984
Hey...Why are they closed?
- It's Christmas?

421
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:02,726
Whatever...
Hey you got a lighter?

422
00:36:02,916 --> 00:36:07,999
Miss Halsey, its me Garette from school
- It's Garrett. having a nice Christmas?

423
00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,323
Aces..

424
00:36:09,324 --> 00:36:11,907
Ahh!! What're you doing rest of day
you gonna see your family?

425
00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:16,777
Ahh...Yeah i'm gonna go see some people
We're having like a big..pot luck so..

426
00:36:17,879 --> 00:36:22,158
Miss Halsey? Would you like to come
and spend Christmas with us?

427
00:36:39,548 --> 00:36:42,222
That we remembered
Have we ever forget.. What is that?? haaha

428
00:36:42,222 --> 00:36:47,222
Guys, i'm really sorry i have to eat and run
I gotta head over to the shelters so..

429
00:36:47,223 --> 00:36:50,421
Awww..
- The shelter, Ah, thats so inspiring.

430
00:36:50,422 --> 00:36:52,922
Yeah, i really love helping bums.

431
00:36:52,923 --> 00:36:55,835
But you'd have to wait for dessert
we have a real treat.

432
00:36:55,836 --> 00:37:00,634
Garrett, why don't you run and get
some of your new poetry.. - I dont want to hear it

433
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:04,418
God..I'm so embarrassed
- Don't be shy, marbles.

434
00:37:04,452 --> 00:37:07,978
This is called the The Chase by Garrett Tiara.

435
00:37:09,166 --> 00:37:14,420
XOXO, my love for you is XOXO.

436
00:37:14,421 --> 00:37:17,855
About her smile
that I would walk a mile for.

437
00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:22,887
About her personality
that makes me see the best in me.

438
00:37:22,887 --> 00:37:30,756
One glance, one dance
because together we can achieve...balance

439
00:37:30,757 --> 00:37:32,384
Thank you.

440
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:38,027
I loved it
and i usually hate poetry.

441
00:37:38,028 --> 00:37:41,926
Oh Philip, hate on Christmas?
- Oops..Sorry, Santa.

442
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,749
Sorry, Jesus.

443
00:37:44,952 --> 00:37:50,057
umm..why don't you two give me a hand with dessert?
and we can let these two ..discuss.

444
00:37:51,112 --> 00:37:52,600
Fuck!

445
00:37:53,221 --> 00:37:57,796
So, the poem's about that girl?
- Yea, Chase.

446
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,015
I could just talk to her and tell her how i feel

447
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:03,864
I knew she'd understand

448
00:38:05,111 --> 00:38:07,870
Listen, thats not gonna happen, buddy

449
00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:12,628
I was that hot girl, hotter... even
and i would never've gone out with you

450
00:38:12,629 --> 00:38:15,380
And i'm not saying that to be mean,
i'm saying that to be helpful.

451
00:38:15,381 --> 00:38:17,599
What do you know?
You dont even know our names

452
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,313
I'll tell you what i  know ...a kid who wears
the same gymnastic sweat shirt 3 days a week....

453
00:38:21,314 --> 00:38:24,057
...isn't getting laid until he's 29
that's what i know..

454
00:38:24,058 --> 00:38:27,897
Sweat shirt was my dad's.
Thats all he left me.. when he left me

455
00:38:27,898 --> 00:38:30,511
There's a reason... he didn't pack it.

456
00:38:31,191 --> 00:38:32,749
Just saying.

457
00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:37,530
Welcome to the number one
New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.

458
00:38:37,531 --> 00:38:42,632
This is literally the biggest party ...
- Aren't you going out with the other nurses?

459
00:38:42,633 --> 00:38:44,550
I'm not a nurse.

460
00:38:44,832 --> 00:38:46,587
I thought you were a nurse.

461
00:38:46,588 --> 00:38:48,363
I am a teacher.

462
00:39:22,221 --> 00:39:24,930
Hey
Welcome back.

463
00:39:25,555 --> 00:39:29,687
Many of us are going out tonight
to see Period 5 play, Do you wanna come?

464
00:39:29,899 --> 00:39:32,270
Period 5?
- Yeah the teacher band.

465
00:39:33,512 --> 00:39:35,999
I already got shot on the face.

466
00:39:41,111 --> 00:39:45,104
So, are you guys coming to the palace tonight?
My band's gonna do few songs...

467
00:39:45,105 --> 00:39:50,036
You are in Period 5?
- You're looking at the new rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist.

468
00:39:50,037 --> 00:39:53,316
Should be fun.
- Should be amazing. Lynn you wanna come?

469
00:39:53,317 --> 00:39:55,296
Yes..yes

470
00:40:20,457 --> 00:40:24,751
Like you guys..
You should go talk to someone, Lynn.

471
00:40:24,752 --> 00:40:27,000
I'm fine ...here.

472
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,277
Come on Lynn, you need to loosen up and live a little.
when's the last time you had a good dicking?

473
00:40:31,278 --> 00:40:34,577
A good dicking?
- Go talk to those guys over there.

474
00:40:35,444 --> 00:40:38,001
With the cowboy hats?
- Yea.

475
00:40:38,744 --> 00:40:41,172
Come on.
- You come on...

476
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:44,109
Go talk to them.
- What am i gonna talk about?

477
00:40:44,110 --> 00:40:46,056
It does'nt matter.

478
00:40:46,057 --> 00:40:50,492
You go...you start with one of em' and you start talking to
the other one...and then you go back to the first one

479
00:40:50,493 --> 00:40:54,785
but still be touching the other one
and then you just choose.. Text book.

480
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:57,449
Yea, from the world's weirdest text book

481
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:01,192
Lemme finish my drink.
- Now Lynn!! -Second

482
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:03,000
Now..Go!
- I like it here.

483
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,311
It is really fun over here.
- Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.

484
00:41:08,261 --> 00:41:12,169
Oooo..well..Glad i wore my fun underwear

485
00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:22,555
So, call me crazy, but this might be the
best Period 5 show of all time.

486
00:41:22,556 --> 00:41:25,000
What are you doing here, anyway?

487
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,333
I thought it was poetry slam night.

488
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,111
I was gonna get drunk and mock them.
- Sounds fun, actually

489
00:41:31,111 --> 00:41:34,784
I'll let you know, next time i go.
- Not that fun.

490
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:39,111
Okay..just so you know..
That shit does not face me at all

491
00:41:39,111 --> 00:41:43,185
I'm like the fuckin Terminator dude.
I'm just gonna keep coming after you.

492
00:41:43,186 --> 00:41:45,067
Just so we're clear.

493
00:41:45,068 --> 00:41:46,760
Good luck with that.

494
00:41:47,403 --> 00:41:50,733
Oh Shit!!
Check it out.

495
00:41:51,046 --> 00:41:53,963
I'll be damned.

496
00:41:53,964 --> 00:41:56,052
That shit worked!

497
00:41:56,053 --> 00:41:58,266
Super fast

498
00:42:04,333 --> 00:42:09,207
Wow, thank you guys for coming out
What a turnout, right? umm...

499
00:42:09,364 --> 00:42:16,891
I just wanted to take this oppartunity to thank the
guys from Period 5 for letting me join the band and

500
00:42:16,892 --> 00:42:19,752
Also i have an original song

501
00:42:19,753 --> 00:42:25,183
It is my first cracket song writing so.. be kind.

502
00:42:25,391 --> 00:42:29,669
And it goes out to someone very special.

503
00:42:31,638 --> 00:42:36,843
There was a girl i met sometime ago

504
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:44,000
Sympatheco
She helped me heal, she helped me grow

505
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:51,253
Sympatheco
how do you know and you know and again you just know

506
00:42:51,624 --> 00:42:53,520
Sympatheco

507
00:43:00,248 --> 00:43:04,000
Sympatheco
Exotico

508
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,593
Erotico

509
00:43:06,594 --> 00:43:10,132
You're my narcotic, Ohhh...

510
00:43:10,222 --> 00:43:16,786
Ask me how much i feel
I'll say ..a lot-a-co..

511
00:43:17,426 --> 00:43:22,029
We can never in the world be too much...

512
00:43:22,743 --> 00:43:25,072
...before I met you...

513
00:43:25,925 --> 00:43:27,399
fuck!

514
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:31,934
Is it me? i mean there's something wrong with me?
- I don't think so.

515
00:43:31,935 --> 00:43:35,176
I mean, sometimes you talk to people and...
- Thank you.

516
00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:40,197
Forget him, at least now you can stop
worrying about him and be the best teacher you can be..

517
00:43:40,198 --> 00:43:42,604
who knows.. maybe you'll win the bonus.

518
00:43:42,999 --> 00:43:45,311
What bonus?
- For the state test

519
00:43:45,312 --> 00:43:50,607
Which ever teacher has the highest scoring class
gets a bonus. Amy wins every year.

520
00:43:50,608 --> 00:43:53,591
How much?
- $ 5700.

521
00:43:54,222 --> 00:43:58,139
Son of a bitch...5700.
Yea..Goddamn it! Lynn.

522
00:43:58,409 --> 00:44:00,355
You never tell me anything
- Yea..

523
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,581
Come on.
C'mon c'mon c'mon...

524
00:44:11,011 --> 00:44:13,862
Let's go, We had a lot to go over.
Everybody sitdown, come on..

525
00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:19,455
Where is the TV?
- Now everybody open your "To kill a mockingbird"  to page 1.

526
00:44:21,131 --> 00:44:22,715
Good, now..

527
00:44:22,716 --> 00:44:27,471
Who can tell me why Jem cries when the hole
in the tree is filled with cement?

528
00:44:27,472 --> 00:44:28,989
Because he's a crybaby?

529
00:44:30,227 --> 00:44:31,476
Get out!

530
00:44:35,401 --> 00:44:37,552
We're here to learn

531
00:44:37,914 --> 00:44:40,395
Anybody else have a problem with that?

532
00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:44,049
Good
Now who has the answer to my question?

533
00:44:45,562 --> 00:44:48,097
Nobody's read this book?

534
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:52,107
It's on the syllabus.
- Well..You never asssign it to us.

535
00:44:52,108 --> 00:44:53,907
Well now..
I am

536
00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:56,215
And we have a quiz tomorrow.
- What?!!

537
00:44:56,216 --> 00:44:58,253
On the first 100 pages.

538
00:45:01,222 --> 00:45:05,000
You can't do that
I have band and jazz band tonight

539
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,333
We haven't had
homework all year

540
00:45:07,334 --> 00:45:08,990
o

541
00:45:09,418 --> 00:45:12,374
Things are about to change around here.

542
00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:15,000
Recess is over.

543
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,541
Because bird symbolize freedom?

544
00:45:18,111 --> 00:45:19,888
Good.
Good okay..

545
00:45:19,888 --> 00:45:22,675
Is anyone have anything to add
to what that girl just said?

546
00:45:25,154 --> 00:45:29,371
So, what are the limitations of having
Scott as the narrator?

547
00:45:30,286 --> 00:45:31,882
You, Chapz.

548
00:45:31,883 --> 00:45:34,888
Because he ...
- EEEH!!

549
00:45:36,228 --> 0 0:45:38,197
Okay go..

550
00:45:44,869 --> 00:45:48,050
Don't flinch...seriously..
You and you.. hold his arms down

551
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:51,838
Next question.

552
00:45:51,872 --> 00:45:57,214
Because Atticus is always the voice of
reason and justice?

553
00:45:58,180 --> 00:46:00,592
Correct..here

554
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,903
Nothing in the face

555
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,252
Woooh!!
Wait!!

556
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:10,245
Miss Halsey.. really?
Wow!!

557
00:46:11,002 --> 00:46:14,077
I never ...
- We're in the middle of a lesson.

558
00:46:14,111 --> 00:46:16,722
Twilight, look at me

559
00:46:16,723 --> 00:46:19,106
What do we talk about in class?

560
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:23,567
Your weight should be evenly distributed
You have to throw off the back foot

561
00:46:23,567 --> 00:46:26,540
Don't throw at her
Throw through her

562
00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:28,660
Hit her!
Hit her!

563
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,851
Nail her!

564
00:46:31,444 --> 00:46:36,500
This is so funny, cause I love
raisins and he hates rasins.

565
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,630
Ying and Yang.

566
00:46:38,631 --> 00:46:41,333
You guys are so cute.
- So cute?

567
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:43,222
It's like ..too cute almost

568
00:46:43,222 --> 00:46:46,136
Last week when we went for a drive

569
00:46:46,631 --> 00:46:51,599
We had no idea where we were going,
We left the maps at home ...

570
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,737
What!! No way..
- It was fine. I have a GPS navy system.

571
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:02,000
Oh, Thank God.
- And we discovered this new Ethiopian restaurant

572
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,604
They finally got their own cuisine
Progress..

573
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,565
Your shirt's misbuttoned
Her shirt is misbuttoned

574
00:47:15,222 --> 00:47:19,227
Thank you Amy, for pointing that out
- You're so welcome.

575
00:47:19,229 --> 00:47:24,222
Gosh! its been such a mess this week.
You know, Just working myself to the bone

576
00:47:24,222 --> 00:47:27,111
Yeah, its been quite a change.
- Well i think it's great.

577
00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:33,000
I just love people who are so passionate
about what they do.. it's so inspirational

578
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,079
Thanks. Yea you know, some teachers
just sail by doing that bare minimum thing...

579
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,074
I don't know, it's just not me..

580
00:47:40,111 --> 00:47:43,578
It's good to know there's still some
actual educators out there

581
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:48,210
What else, Sasha?
- I think I've told you everything.

582
00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:52,222
Anyone know where Danny Morebox is?
- Any more movies in class?

583
00:47:52,222 --> 00:47:57,222
No, we're actually learning. Hey do you know
Animal Farm isn't even really about animals?

584
00:47:57,222 --> 00:48:01,222
Animal Farm?
Sasha, that's not even on the syllabus.

585
00:48:01,222 --> 00:48:03,900
Yeah, I know you're forgetting something.

586
00:48:05,523 --> 00:48:09,222
One extra credit on your diagram, want or not?
- I do I want it.

587
00:48:09,222 --> 00:48:12,001
Okay, okay think.
- Let me think.

588
00:48:13,002 --> 00:48:16,000
Well there was... Never mind.
- What?

589
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,878
Well it was okay..It was medicinal.

590
00:48:21,033 --> 00:48:25,728
And if she claims it's medicinal,
I would demand to see a prescription.

591
00:48:25,729 --> 00:48:27,515
That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.

592
00:48:27,516 --> 00:48:31,499
Do you have any proof other than what one student
thought she saw?

593
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:37,152
Well this one student is in line to be editor
of The Daily Musket next year.

594
00:48:37,447 --> 00:48:39,719
She's got a lot to loose
going public with this

595
00:48:39,753 --> 00:48:44,406
If the Teacher's Union found out that i was administering
a drug test to a teacher with this little proof...

596
00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:46,798
They would make my life a living hell, Amy..

597
00:48:46,799 --> 00:48:48,893
So, you're just gonna let her walk free?

598
00:48:50,008 --> 00:48:52,361
That's it!

599
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,417
Amy, Stop that
Stop it!

600
00:48:58,418 --> 00:48:59,655
Sorry.

601
00:48:59,656 --> 00:49:01,753
Sorry.
- Sit down.

602
00:49:03,262 --> 00:49:09,402
Amy, Do you see this beautiful
little glass dolphin figurine?

603
00:49:09,403 --> 00:49:11,016
Mmmm...
Look at it

604
00:49:11,759 --> 00:49:13,385
Yeah.
- Look at it.

605
00:49:13,386 --> 00:49:16,603
Looking at it!
- Elizabeth gave this to me.

606
00:49:17,056 --> 00:49:20,866
She is a thoughtful young woman
and she is teaching for all the right reasons.

607
00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:26,502
Wally!!! Can't you see? She is
manipulating you through the use of dolphins?

608
00:49:26,502 --> 00:49:31,258
No, what i see is that you are getting worked up
And what i would hate to see...

609
00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:34,945
....is for you to get overwhelmed...

610
00:49:35,547 --> 00:49:37,850
...like you did in 2008

611
00:49:38,622 --> 00:49:41,746
Gotcha! Thanks Wally,
for bringing that up.

612
00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,554
For i'm all about that.

613
00:49:47,991 --> 00:49:50,448
Do not do that with your mouth.

614
00:49:51,907 --> 00:49:53,437
Regular mouth.

615
00:49:58,957 --> 00:50:03,444
"Atticus Finch is a good lawyer because
he is a good person...

616
00:50:03,444 --> 00:50:05,346
...who's a lawyer. "

617
00:50:07,321 --> 00:50:12,210
Stupid point, misspelled.

618
00:50:13,569 --> 00:50:16,328
"Stupider"

619
00:50:16,329 --> 00:50:19,607
Is this English?

620
00:50:24,288 --> 00:50:29,526
Are you fucking kidding me?

621
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:35,718
Pathetic. this is why the Japs are overtaking us.

622
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:37,443
And believe me i don't mean you.

623
00:50:38,891 --> 00:50:41,225
But, we're working really hard.

624
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,320
You're not working hard enough.
I need results.

625
00:50:45,321 --> 00:50:47,079
Class dismissed.

626
00:50:55,165 --> 00:50:58,135
OFFICIAL PRACTICE TEST MANUAL

627
00:50:58,136 --> 00:50:59,853
I need that test!

628
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:11,555
Good afternoon, Illinois standard student test
How may I direct your call?

629
00:51:11,555 --> 00:51:15,333
Hi, my name is Marjarie Goodman and
I'm calling from the Chicago Tribune

630
00:51:15,333 --> 00:51:20,929
Who could I speak to regarding the allegations
of racial bias on your standardised tests?

631
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,619
Please hold..

632
00:51:32,111 --> 00:51:34,064
Marjarie?

633
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,322
You must be Carl?

634
00:51:36,333 --> 00:51:40,882
Thank you for meeting me on such short notice
- Of course. Sure..

635
00:51:41,117 --> 00:51:44,905
Did you find the boys okay?
Was it a good drive? - Great drive

636
00:51:44,999 --> 00:51:50,000
Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man
So, i'm just gonna get right down to it

637
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:55,000
I've been speaking to various....
ah..black...citizens...who

638
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:59,222
..alleged that your test are biased
towards white people and orientals.

639
00:51:59,222 --> 00:52:04,555
Okay..lemme tell you something right away
A: Orientals tests better ...

640
00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:10,038
B: Every couple of years we get these cockamamy
 charges coming in from various parts of the state

641
00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:13,333
Lemme dat daa..
Usually here, the things that they call me

642
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:18,000
Racist, faggotron, faggy Hitler, dick breath ...
Okay..?

643
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,111
But I am not racist.
I voted for Obama, you can quote me on that in your article

644
00:52:23,111 --> 00:52:25,020
You know what i think would help..Carl..?

645
00:52:25,021 --> 00:52:27,397
For me to see one of
this year's tests

646
00:52:27,397 --> 00:52:30,648
Oh! Sure, i can get you one easy
No problem

647
00:52:30,649 --> 00:52:32,269
Great...great!

648
00:52:32,270 --> 00:52:37,000
Umm..The day after the schools administers them,
I will shoot one right over to you.

649
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,684
I was hoping to see it sooner.
I'm on a bit of a deadline.

650
00:52:39,685 --> 00:52:45,405
No, no...that is absolutely classified
Unless, ..unless you have one of these bad boys, right here

651
00:52:45,405 --> 00:52:50,625
Wow! You know Carl..
Enough business for one night, don't you think?

652
00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:55,312
Oh..oh tell me bout that..
- I think i'm gonna have another drink before i hit the road

653
00:52:55,877 --> 00:53:00,590
..It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair
obviously the image...you don't wanna...

654
00:53:00,665 --> 00:53:04,111
But then there were others like..just..
like hopeless or scary..so i..count me out

655
00:53:04,177 --> 00:53:07,880
But you seem like such a wild man Carl..

656
00:53:09,510 --> 00:53:12,421
What turns you on Carl?

657
00:53:13,454 --> 00:53:17,846
Eh..Everything.
- You wanna know what turns me on?

658
00:53:17,999 --> 00:53:19,444
Sex in an office.

659
00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:24,545
Getting fucked really hard against a wooden desk

660
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:28,853
Mine's metal.
- Even better.

661
00:53:29,287 --> 00:53:31,866
And voila.
so..

662
00:53:34,828 --> 00:53:35,999
This is the desk.

663
00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:39,500
Do you have anything to drink?

664
00:53:39,778 --> 00:53:43,686
Uh Uhh!! Yes i do!

665
00:53:44,788 --> 00:53:46,301
Voila.

666
00:53:46,302 --> 00:53:49,989
White wine in the office? Bad Boy...

667
00:53:49,990 --> 00:53:53,246
Do you have any music Carl?
- I have the Internet radio.

668
00:53:53,517 --> 00:53:56,572
I love Internet radio

669
00:53:57,149 --> 00:53:59,805
You.ve..come to.. the right place.

670
00:53:59,806 --> 00:54:01,543
Cause i have that

671
00:54:02,176 --> 00:54:04,944
See, I am not a wiz' at this computer here

672
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:12,439
Umm.. it's relatively new and Grace who is ah..
work with me on Mondays and Wednesdays and Thursday and...

673
00:54:12,535 --> 00:54:18,290
I share her with Greg across the way
Greg across is actually the guy who got me into spinning

674
00:54:18,691 --> 00:54:20,381
Oh, there we go.

675
00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:26,000
Shall we toast?

676
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,923
To new friends
And new lovers

677
00:54:44,871 --> 00:54:48,386
I'm gonna take off my shoes, is that okay?
- Whatever man. I'm gonna go hit the ladies room.

678
00:54:48,387 --> 00:54:52,490
Okay..There's a handicapped one..which is way closer
use the handicapped one, its way closer

679
00:55:18,730 --> 00:55:21,635
I took off my shoes?
- Oh Carl...

680
00:55:22,042 --> 00:55:24,558
I wanna ffffffff yyyyyyy baaside desk

681
00:55:24,882 --> 00:55:26,208
I wanna ffffffff yyyyyyy against the desk

682
00:55:26,474 --> 00:55:30,151
Carl..I'm gonna need you to pass the fuck out

683
00:55:30,152 --> 00:55:35,657
Marji..I am going to rock your vagina

684
00:55:37,020 --> 00:55:39,334
Ohh..The wine is good

685
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,646
Hello titties..

686
00:55:51,937 --> 00:55:54,011
ONE MONTH LATER

687
00:55:54,012 --> 00:55:58,111
If anyone has any information
regarding the missing Anne wig...

688
00:55:58,111 --> 00:56:01,000
...please..let me know ASAP

689
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:04,104
Come on, guys.
There's a wig missing

690
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:10,799
Because if that wig isin't found, you can bet your bottom dollar
the sun will not come out tomorrow.

691
00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,222
Back to you, Wally.

692
00:56:13,222 --> 00:56:17,555
Ahh..Okay thank you, Amy.
I'm sure everybody wants to get home so i'm gonna be quick

693
00:56:17,555 --> 00:56:20,574
Four scores, seven years ago.

694
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,222
That's a ..Goddamn it! Sandy..

695
00:56:27,223 --> 00:56:29,607
Sandy's so funny.

696
00:56:31,168 --> 00:56:35,000
Huh...I have here
I have here the results of the state exam

697
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:39,444
And I'm happy to announce that the..
John Adams Middle School, that's us ...

698
00:56:39,444 --> 00:56:42,727
Scored in the top 5%
of the whole state

699
00:56:45,220 --> 00:56:48,222
Nice..
good job, guys..

700
00:56:48,222 --> 00:56:51,444
And i wanna single out
i wanna single out one of our own

701
00:56:51,444 --> 00:56:54,111
Who show that with hard work and dedication ...

702
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:57,377
One teacher can make a difference.

703
00:56:57,555 --> 00:57:01,777
And this teacher is now
$ 5700 richer

704
00:57:01,777 --> 00:57:05,515
With the highest scores in cookcounty
That's the whole county

705
00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:09,735
I want everyone to give a big round of applause

706
00:57:09,736 --> 00:57:11,878
To Elizabeth Halsey.

707
00:57:17,308 --> 00:57:20,439
Well done
- Thank you.

708
00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:26,679
Congratulations, Miss. Halsey.

709
00:57:26,756 --> 00:57:28,625
Thanks dude.

710
00:57:29,548 --> 00:57:34,233
Well if it isn't Professor Smarty pants?
- Don't mess with me, I'm a lot stronger than I look.

711
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:39,661
Elizabeth, i am so proud of you.

712
00:57:39,668 --> 00:57:45,951
I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year
that you..'you'... will get the bonus ...

713
00:57:45,952 --> 00:57:52,000
Won't have had to say to whom ever
it was "No way".."Absolutely not" and..

714
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,000
Now, here we are..

715
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,370
We should go out and celebrate.
Your treat?

716
00:57:57,371 --> 00:58:04,172
Yea, unfortunately Elizabeth, Scott and I have to go
over the itenerary for the Springfield trip

717
00:58:04,223 --> 00:58:07,638
We're the chaperones
we're going together.

718
00:58:07,689 --> 00:58:10,819
We're dating..so..
It'll also be romantic.

719
00:58:10,852 --> 00:58:16,213
Have fun.
- Yea, You're not seeing anyone now, right?

720
00:58:17,931 --> 00:58:21,348
Almost...done..

721
00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:25,999
Okay..so that's endorsed
And put the rest on these

722
00:58:26,382 --> 00:58:27,999
Just put it
- Alrighty

723
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,306
Okay.

724
00:58:32,888 --> 00:58:34,520
"Ms. Squirrel says  reading is fun"

725
00:58:52,503 --> 00:58:55,000
"Learning is Fun-tastic"

726
00:59:02,263 --> 00:59:04,455
Who did this?

727
00:59:04,555 --> 00:59:10,704
Aww...Come on.
anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?

728
00:59:10,704 --> 00:59:15,391
What brings you here?
Mr. Apple.

729
00:59:18,481 --> 00:59:21,502
What was that, Mr. Apple?

730
00:59:22,081 --> 00:59:24,918
You want me to take a bite?

731
00:59:25,197 --> 00:59:27,726
Alrighty roo..

732
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,444
Elizabeth, I just want to thank you again
for stepping in today, you really saved us here

733
00:59:34,444 --> 00:59:37,656
No problem.
Is Amy gonna be okay?

734
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:41,807
Yea, Amy's gonna be fine
- Well, let her know she's in my prayers

735
00:59:48,318 --> 00:59:51,557
Someone's calling my name.

736
00:59:52,095 --> 00:59:55,900
I dare you.
- I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo

737
00:59:59,829 --> 01:00:02,055
That's really dangerous, Russell

738
01:00:02,123 --> 01:00:05,222
I'll call you from the hotel.
- Bye, Amy.

739
01:00:05,222 --> 01:00:08,554
Yea, she's sitting right next to me
- No

740
01:00:08,555 --> 01:00:11,437
Thanks for calling again

741
01:00:12,264 --> 01:00:16,338
Amy says "hi"
- Well she sure calls alot

742
01:00:16,339 --> 01:00:19,485
So, are you excited about your surgery?

743
01:00:19,555 --> 01:00:22,005
I've never been more excited
about anything

744
01:00:22,005 --> 01:00:25,055
It's a pretty inspiring message
to the kids

745
01:00:25,077 --> 01:00:28,000
We should never stop working on ourselves.

746
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,267
Like you, with your little boobs
or me experimenting with ethnic food.

747
01:01:13,095 --> 01:01:15,815
Gosh!!
I never loose my keys.

748
01:01:16,994 --> 01:01:20,111
Such a dingaling

749
01:01:20,111 --> 01:01:23,329
What's wrong with your face?
- What is wrong with your face?

750
01:01:23,364 --> 01:01:26,075
Hey..I'm
Just trying to make conversation.

751
01:01:26,076 --> 01:01:30,077
We're all done
- Super, thanks a bunchames

752
01:01:38,663 --> 01:01:41,218
I knew it.

753
01:01:51,230 --> 01:01:56,671
Well that is definitely Marjarie, only with kind of weird hair here
In real life she's actually very pretty.

754
01:01:56,848 --> 01:02:02,687
She in some kind of trouble?
- Marjarie? I think you're the one who might be in some kind of trouble.

755
01:02:02,899 --> 01:02:06,872
Did you or did you not give her
a copy of the state test?

756
01:02:07,759 --> 01:02:11,984
No, no...no
absolutely not, no I..

757
01:02:11,985 --> 01:02:15,449
I did give her some quotes for her article

758
01:02:15,449 --> 01:02:20,124
What article?
- Her..article for the Tribune. She's a reporter there, right?

759
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:26,111
Test tampering?
At JAMS?

760
01:02:26,111 --> 01:02:29,812
This time I have a witness and
like I said Wally, she stole the Anne wig

761
01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:33,000
We're dealing with
a criminal mastermind

762
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:36,161
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Wall..

763
01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:39,882
You know.. how much we all love her.

764
01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:43,242
Okay, well ..You know
I have to call the superintendor

765
01:02:43,243 --> 01:02:47,000
We're gonna have to cross check
her entire class's scores

766
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,195
This is a real shit sandwich!

767
01:02:49,865 --> 01:02:52,061
Course, you know what scares me the most, Wall?

768
01:02:52,062 --> 01:02:54,068
This is just what we know, right?

769
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,243
Who knows what else she's capable of?

770
01:03:00,704 --> 01:03:02,501
So aweful

771
01:03:10,049 --> 01:03:11,706
Fruit Roll-Up?

772
01:03:11,707 --> 01:03:14,021
You know, when President Lincoln
abolish slavery ...

773
01:03:14,022 --> 01:03:17,579
It was not a popular opinion

774
01:03:17,611 --> 01:03:21,563
- Hmmm
- I just hate slavery so so much.

775
01:03:21,637 --> 01:03:24,233
Slavery's the worst

776
01:03:24,234 --> 01:03:27,890
If I could go back in time
and undo slavery? I would.

777
01:03:28,999 --> 01:03:30,657
I hate it.

778
01:03:30,658 --> 01:03:31,733
I hate it.

779
01:03:31,734 --> 01:03:36,906
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but...
I couldn't help it over hear your conversations

780
01:03:36,935 --> 01:03:38,659
Can I tell you guys what I hate?

781
01:03:38,660 --> 01:03:43,751
Sharks.
- Well sharks can tear families apart.

782
01:03:44,246 --> 01:03:47,348
But they're also so majestic.
- They are beautiful creatures.

783
01:03:47,382 --> 01:03:50,720
But they're also so ferocious
- So ferocious

784
01:03:50,937 --> 01:03:54,483
One of nature's
cruel joke i guess..

785
01:03:58,624 --> 01:04:01,171
Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening.

786
01:04:01,747 --> 01:04:05,661
Scott, I want you to know
You can talk to me about anything.

787
01:04:26,082 --> 01:04:29,369
Your jeans feels so good
against my jeans.

788
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:33,788
Totally
- Hey, your body feels so good.

789
01:04:33,789 --> 01:04:36,302
Oh, I need some water.

790
01:04:57,044 --> 01:05:01,936
Oh i'm dryin' the shit out of you
- Oh Dry Fuck the fuck outta me, Scott.

791
01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:05,753
Just stop talking.

792
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:10,540
I'm close.
Don't move.

793
01:05:11,111 --> 01:05:15,222
Here i go. ..Almost.

794
01:05:15,326 --> 01:05:16,475
Wait for it.

795
01:05:18,476 --> 01:05:21,916
Really close.. Ready?
- Mmmm..Yea.

796
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:23,153
Just stop talking

797
01:05:25,870 --> 01:05:29,587
Almost there.

798
01:05:36,923 --> 01:05:40,010
That was great
- More like amazing

799
01:05:40,513 --> 01:05:46,200
Well, i'm gonna get going
I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room - Yea

800
01:05:49,983 --> 01:05:52,349
You're so symphatico.

801
01:05:52,350 --> 01:05:56,455
Maybe next time
we can dry hump without our clothes on.

802
01:05:56,488 --> 01:05:59,949
I'm pretty sure I'd like that

803
01:06:07,409 --> 01:06:09,909
Even your forehead is sexy.

804
01:06:11,231 --> 01:06:13,628
Oh, time for bed

805
01:06:14,274 --> 01:06:18,088
All right then
- See you in the maniano

806
01:06:19,164 --> 01:06:23,861
Elizabeth, don't let the bed bugs bite

807
01:06:33,803 --> 01:06:37,529
I was just going over some stuff for tomorrow.

808
01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:39,757
Yeah, cool..

809
01:06:40,444 --> 01:06:43,407
I'm serious.
- Okay

810
01:06:44,295 --> 01:06:46,635
Cheers.

811
01:06:48,748 --> 01:06:53,324
They forgot to re-stuffed my minibar.
How's yours lookin'?

812
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:57,652
You know, i'm super tired
I'm just getin' in the sack

813
01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:02,223
I'll see you tomorrow then
- Good night

814
01:07:03,701 --> 01:07:07,787
And 17.

815
01:07:07,870 --> 01:07:15,340
Oh, hold on. Shelly ...Ooo
Shelly, someone's got a message.

816
01:07:16,887 --> 01:07:22,475
Ah! dry humpin' the shit out of you
- Yeah, Dry Fuck the fuck outta me, Scott.

817
01:07:24,230 --> 01:07:27,583
I wasn't always president.
Oh!! no!

818
01:07:27,584 --> 01:07:32,100
I had many jobs when I
lived here in New Salem

819
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:36,557
My fave..My favorite job was,
'Splitting rails'.

820
01:07:36,557 --> 01:07:40,399
which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.

821
01:07:41,549 --> 01:07:44,645
Anybody know...anybody know
any of my other nick names??

822
01:07:44,704 --> 01:07:49,529
"Honest Abe".
- Yes, obviously. Honest Abe.

823
01:07:49,529 --> 01:07:51,774
That was the big one
Honest Abe

824
01:07:51,807 --> 01:07:55,201
They always called me that because
I said what was on my mind

825
01:07:55,377 --> 01:07:58,172
Even if it made me unpopular.

826
01:07:58,192 --> 01:08:05,248
Remember, a great man always has the courage
to say what is in his heart.

827
01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:07,546
Yea?

828
01:08:08,901 --> 01:08:15,395
I love Chase Rubin Rossy
- Great.

829
01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:18,690
Who would like to see Mary Tod churn butter?
churn butter?

830
01:08:18,786 --> 01:08:22,634
I love you, Chase.
I wanna yell it from the mountain tops.

831
01:08:22,634 --> 01:08:28,442
And even though you pretty much stop talking
to me in fifth grade...I don't care

832
01:08:28,539 --> 01:08:31,338
I remember the Chase
that wrote me a card

833
01:08:31,338 --> 01:08:34,686
When my dad was overweight and
had to go to the hospital because of his heart

834
01:08:35,488 --> 01:08:38,670
And a year later, when he left my
mom and moved in with his trainer ...

835
01:08:38,671 --> 01:08:40,695
You wrote me another card.

836
01:08:40,753 --> 01:08:42,877
What happened to us?

837
01:08:42,878 --> 01:08:47,027
Remember, in the second grade when we
had a sleep over and you wet the bed?

838
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:51,372
And you were so embarassed, and you made me
promise never to tell anyone?

839
01:08:51,830 --> 01:08:55,588
Well, I never have
and I never will

840
01:08:55,659 --> 01:08:59,462
So there it is
My heart honestly

841
01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:02,082
Don't let me leave
- Oh! Please don't

842
01:09:02,428 --> 01:09:06,051
Always
believe

843
01:09:06,726 --> 01:09:08,936
Gross..

844
01:09:08,969 --> 01:09:12,121
Buuhhr!
Loser.

845
01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:14,440
Guys, c'mon
settle down

846
01:09:14,441 --> 01:09:18,427
Okay..Let's see how Mary Tod's
doing with that butter

847
01:09:18,500 --> 01:09:21,555
Okay..That's enough.
We get it, you're crying

848
01:09:21,555 --> 01:09:23,403
She just laughed at me
and called me 'gross'

849
01:09:23,499 --> 01:09:27,862
Yeah! did you hear your speech? Come on lets go back.
- No

850
01:09:27,958 --> 01:09:29,605
No, I'm not going back.
- Come on.

851
01:09:29,701 --> 01:09:32,457
just leave me alone.

852
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,798
Get your ass back here

853
01:09:48,029 --> 01:09:50,000
We done running?

854
01:09:50,377 --> 01:09:54,860
Ah? Everything okay in here?
- It's okay, I'm his teacher.

855
01:09:54,957 --> 01:09:56,973
Oh Okay
Take your time.

856
01:09:57,455 --> 01:09:59,445
She's never gonna like me, is she?

857
01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:02,440
Are we still on this?
- She's my everything

858
01:10:04,406 --> 01:10:11,114
Here is the deal man..I cannot keep sugar coating this for you.
This girl is never gonna be interested in you.

859
01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:18,011
Never. You clearly have a... rich
interior life with the poems and the whatever but..

860
01:10:18,107 --> 01:10:23,106
She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face?
- Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?

861
01:10:23,190 --> 01:10:26,026
He's an idiot.
- Yea, he's a fuckin' moron.

862
01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:27,663
But she doesn't care

863
01:10:27,664 --> 01:10:30,156
She's superficial and
her priorities are all fucked up

864
01:10:32,827 --> 01:10:36,692
She likes him because he's
hot and popular dude. You...

865
01:10:37,517 --> 01:10:40,439
...are sensitive.
- Yes, thank you

866
01:10:40,474 --> 01:10:42,876
It's not a compliment.

867
01:10:43,395 --> 01:10:45,538
You have some rough road ahead of you

868
01:10:45,572 --> 01:10:49,241
Seventh grade is not your moment.
- Yeah, eighth grade will be better.

869
01:10:49,337 --> 01:10:51,999
Probably not.
I think in college

870
01:10:52,213 --> 01:10:55,655
That's your window
be ready.

871
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,340
..If I go back out there
everyone's gonna laugh at me.

872
01:11:10,093 --> 01:11:12,565
Maybe this will help.
- What are you doing?

873
01:11:12,661 --> 01:11:16,192
I'm giving you a gift.
Oh wow..

874
01:11:16,610 --> 01:11:19,980
We are gonna change the new cycle

875
01:11:20,745 --> 01:11:22,900
Trust me on this.

876
01:11:25,551 --> 01:11:27,196
I thought it would be heavier.

877
01:11:27,197 --> 01:11:32,067
Don't be weird, and take this off
never fucking wear it again, what are u, crazy?

878
01:11:36,143 --> 01:11:39,581
Everything okay with Garrett?
- No, it's not

879
01:11:39,673 --> 01:11:44,364
I found him hooking up with an eighth-grader
from another school. She was jerking him off

880
01:11:44,461 --> 01:11:49,819
Yea, I'm gonna give him detention when we get back
- That's probably a good idea.

881
01:11:49,921 --> 01:11:52,615
Garrett Portman, I was a kid from
an old boys school.

882
01:11:52,712 --> 01:11:56,004
Yea, and he was wearing this
- What?

883
01:11:56,738 --> 01:12:00,470
Awesome
- It's real..

884
01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:07,177
It's a nice thing you did.
- I don't know what you're talking about?

885
01:12:07,274 --> 01:12:11,902
Really? Cause i couldn't help but
notice that you're not wearing a bra

886
01:12:11,924 --> 01:12:14,921
And those...
Those kids are there playing with it

887
01:12:15,909 --> 01:12:20,391
Much people don't wear bras.
- Definitely. Much teachers.

888
01:12:20,471 --> 01:12:24,000
Well if you must know, i was helping
a student through a tough time

889
01:12:24,145 --> 01:12:26,407
I'm going through such a tough time.

890
01:12:26,504 --> 01:12:30,627
Can I have your panties?
- I'm not wearing any..

891
01:12:39,769 --> 01:12:43,148
Amy, what are you doing here?
- Scott, talk to the hand.

892
01:12:43,928 --> 01:12:46,587
Amy?
- I know ...

893
01:12:46,654 --> 01:12:49,247
Ev-ery-thing.

894
01:12:49,248 --> 01:12:51,566
Carl Halabi.
The state test.

895
01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:54,321
The blating disregard for the school syllabus

896
01:12:54,322 --> 01:12:57,949
And lets not forget..
the sleeping with my boyfriend

897
01:12:59,246 --> 01:13:01,844
Scott, your phone accidentally
called me last night

898
01:13:02,485 --> 01:13:06,016
I can't believe you
let her take advantage of you like that

899
01:13:06,698 --> 01:13:12,649
You are too trusting
- I am. I didn't know what was happening

900
01:13:12,744 --> 01:13:16,066
I hope you haven't spent that bonus check
on anything because you're about to give it back

901
01:13:16,066 --> 01:13:20,568
And then some...
jail time..Jail time!

902
01:13:21,466 --> 01:13:26,996
Did you ever think that maybe ...
- Save it doll face you can explain it all tomorrow to the principal

903
01:13:26,999 --> 01:13:28,143
And the superintendent.

904
01:13:28,144 --> 01:13:33,970
when you got your meeting with the principal
and the superintendent tomorrow.. at the meeting ...

905
01:13:34,242 --> 01:13:36,371

906
01:13:44,394 --> 01:13:48,621
I need you to go to this guy's office
and scare the shit out of him

907
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,698
Tell me my mission again

908
01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:55,257
Hand him the envelope.
- I'm gonna need a couple bucks for gas

909
01:13:58,595 --> 01:14:01,601
And a couple bucks for snacks

910
01:14:24,748 --> 01:14:28,046
Oh my God!
Sir?

911
01:14:28,284 --> 01:14:31,058
Oh my God, are you okay?
- I got fucked up my knee.

912
01:14:31,443 --> 01:14:34,356
Easy
Easy does it, easy...

913
01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:38,095
You need an ambulance?
- Ambulance is not necessary.

914
01:14:38,187 --> 01:14:41,550
I walking on
- Walking on is number 1 worst thing you should probably do

915
01:14:43,945 --> 01:14:45,731
Please don't touch my mirror.

916
01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:50,755
Please sir? What the ff?? What the fuck, who does that?
- I'm a friend of Marjorie's

917
01:14:52,328 --> 01:14:55,288
Oh! Friend of Marjorie?
Well get then...ffffffff yyyyyyy man

918
01:14:55,926 --> 01:15:00,000
Huh ffffffff yyyyyyy..fuck...You like that?
- Stop kicking it..You stop fucking kicking it

919
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,845
ffffffff yyyyyyyr scooter and fuck Marjorie.
She drugged me and she stole from me.. then she's going down

920
01:15:04,942 --> 01:15:07,642
Let me think.

921
01:15:11,324 --> 01:15:16,930
Take it.
and open up..open up

922
01:15:18,191 --> 01:15:24,195
Ya, not bad...for a camera phone Huh??
You can keep those too -Fuck!

923
01:15:25,024 --> 01:15:28,888
And i was never here.
You hear me? -Fuck

924
01:15:31,603 --> 01:15:33,641
Don't...Stop fucking with my car.

925
01:15:38,492 --> 01:15:41,092
They're ready for you.

926
01:15:42,007 --> 01:15:47,614
Learning is fun-tastic.
- What did you say to me?

927
01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:50,792
Desk?

928
01:15:52,449 --> 01:15:57,488
Yea, I forgot that was there.
Such a dick sometimes

929
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:05,132
This is very very bad, Elizabeth
- Incredibly very bad, Elizabeth

930
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:07,674
..and observe it
Amy, you said you wouldn't speak

931
01:16:09,030 --> 01:16:12,102
Bring him in

932
01:16:17,247 --> 01:16:21,338
Mr. Halabi, thank you for your time.
- Most welcome.

933
01:16:21,347 --> 01:16:28,668
I guess i should begin by saying that my
statement from earlier in the week was not true

934
01:16:29,718 --> 01:16:32,180
What part of it, exactly?

935
01:16:32,245 --> 01:16:35,260
All of it..
Pretty much

936
01:16:35,977 --> 01:16:37,674
I've never seen this woman before in my life

937
01:16:37,770 --> 01:16:43,148
Baloney
- You seem..very certain a couple of days ago?

938
01:16:43,154 --> 01:16:47,583
I did, because ...umm...

939
01:16:48,641 --> 01:16:50,647
I'm a casual drug user

940
01:16:50,745 --> 01:16:54,500
That's my thing, and everybody
knows it. so..

941
01:16:54,501 --> 01:16:59,815
That explains me, making
absolutely no sense

942
01:17:01,459 --> 01:17:03,293
Thank you.

943
01:17:03,391 --> 01:17:06,906
You realise it..if we found out you're lying,
You're gonna lose your job.

944
01:17:06,907 --> 01:17:08,070
Plus jail time

945
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:15,116
Yes i understand. I just don't want to see
an innocent teacher get hurt

946
01:17:15,808 --> 01:17:21,013
Thank you, sir.
- I don't want to see anybody get hurt

947
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:34,550
What the hell was that?
- So, there you go. I guess that explains everything

948
01:17:34,550 --> 01:17:37,184
Retest!!
Retest! Retest!

949
01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:41,011
Damn it! Squirrel.. I am not going
to have a repeat of 2008!

950
01:17:41,015 --> 01:17:43,778
Sit your ass down!

951
01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:46,500
A retest on? C'mon

952
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,522
Do we really wanna tell our
young people ...

953
01:17:48,522 --> 01:17:49,923
...that if they study, sacrifice ...

954
01:17:49,924 --> 01:17:52,739
...and achieve the highest scores
in the state...

955
01:17:52,739 --> 01:17:56,310
...that they're rewarded
with suspicion?

956
01:17:57,311 --> 01:17:59,207
I don't!

957
01:17:59,207 --> 01:18:01,992
I find these kind of accusations troubling

958
01:18:01,993 --> 01:18:05,687
And quite frankly, reckless.

959
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,795
I worked my ass off for this school.

960
01:18:07,796 --> 01:18:12,668
And I know I am not perfect.
But show me the perfect teacher.

961
01:18:12,711 --> 01:18:14,283
You can't.

962
01:18:14,283 --> 01:18:19,442
There are even teachers in
this very school who use drugs.

963
01:18:19,510 --> 01:18:24,784
They do, they do use drugs
- They do -They do -They do

964
01:18:24,836 --> 01:18:30,301
Wally, do you remember how I told you,
there are teachers here who use and abuse drugs?

965
01:18:30,313 --> 01:18:34,808
God damn it!
And I'm hearing about this now?

966
01:18:38,477 --> 01:18:40,142
Where is it Axle?
Where's it boy?

967
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:44,038
No, no, no that's my class.
Axle's barking at the wrong tree there

968
01:18:44,412 --> 01:18:49,054
Ma'am! Please don't touch the dog.
- Your dog is mistaken

969
01:18:49,499 --> 01:18:54,087
We've got desk..
- He's not gonna find anything in here.

970
01:18:59,071 --> 01:19:01,989
Clean!
- Haa! I told you

971
01:19:02,311 --> 01:19:04,943
Maybe there's a false bottom.

972
01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:20,482
That is not mine.
This...ss thiszzz..This isin't even my desk, it's hers!

973
01:19:20,516 --> 01:19:24,362
Don't worry Amy..
We'll get you the help you need.

974
01:19:26,456 --> 01:19:27,652
You monster!!

975
01:19:27,689 --> 01:19:34,000
Wow wooo woo wow Amy....Calm down, Amy.
- Fucking damn it! What the fuck!?

976
01:19:34,135 --> 01:19:38,110
I stole her desk.
You can check my urine.

977
01:19:38,259 --> 01:19:41,000
Check it
Check my urine.

978
01:19:42,056 --> 01:19:45,197
Well its been another great year
here at JAMS

979
01:19:46,035 --> 01:19:49,589
With summer round the corner, it's time to say
goodbye not only to another school year..

980
01:19:49,590 --> 01:19:52,354
...but also to one of our own.

981
01:19:53,077 --> 01:19:59,111
Amy Squirrel, after six short years,
Amy is transferring out of the district

982
01:19:59,113 --> 01:20:01,660
Speech, speech
- Well..

983
01:20:02,128 --> 01:20:06,659
Aaah! Wally thank you for those kind words,
and thank you all

984
01:20:06,693 --> 01:20:11,328
My decision that i made myself to leave
was super difficult.

985
01:20:11,355 --> 01:20:16,919
But when the superintendent personally ask you to work
at one of the worst school in the state?

986
01:20:16,919 --> 01:20:18,648
Well...you say 'YES'

987
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:25,670
Boy, i am looking forward to bringing
my brand of genie energy..

988
01:20:25,670 --> 01:20:29,303
..to those under priviledge students
at Malcolm X high school.

989
01:20:31,272 --> 01:20:33,084
Thank you.

990
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:40,648
Hey, Elizabeth..Listen, since Amy's transferring,
maybe the two of us can start over

991
01:20:45,307 --> 01:20:51,130
Oh, hey there..Scott Delacorte. And you are?
- Leaving.

992
01:21:06,566 --> 01:21:11,200
- Elizabeth?
- Here.

993
01:21:11,222 --> 01:21:15,049
- Sign my yearbook.
- Hold my ball sack

994
01:21:16,388 --> 01:21:20,005
I'll write my number down
just in case you need a lift...

995
01:21:20,048 --> 01:21:21,711
..after the surgery.

996
01:21:21,809 --> 01:21:24,854
For second, an extra set of hands to make sure
the implants are settling properly

997
01:21:24,888 --> 01:21:26,007
Thanks

998
01:21:26,273 --> 01:21:30,008
Hey, aah!..You're not gonna teach
again next year, are you?

999
01:21:30,008 --> 01:21:32,235
I don't know..
It's the only thing i'm good at

1000
01:21:32,236 --> 01:21:37,329
I'm just saying maybe.. to consider doing
something else ... like anything else

1001
01:21:37,374 --> 01:21:40,751
Like any othe job ... in the entire world

1002
01:21:41,854 --> 01:21:47,137
You know? The two of us...
It's never gonna happen.

1003
01:21:47,971 --> 01:21:50,405
- Clearly?
- How would that even work?

1004
01:21:50,406 --> 01:21:55,115
Where do you even live? In some weird
apartment with some creepy roommate?

1005
01:21:55,115 --> 01:21:59,425
No,..My creepy roommate moved out.
So now its just..just me ..and the dogs

1006
01:21:59,516 --> 01:22:01,313
How many dogs do you have?
- Four.

1007
01:22:01,313 --> 01:22:04,417
Four dogs?
- Four Dobermans

1008
01:22:04,427 --> 01:22:06,458
Any family money?
- Yea, you bet?

1009
01:22:06,459 --> 01:22:11,898
We're talking like three figures..
Almost 700 bucks

1010
01:22:12,109 --> 01:22:15,402
So, basically, if i was gonna go out with you,
I would be making the conscious choice...

1011
01:22:15,402 --> 01:22:19,204
..to be dating a Gym Teacher
who lives in a shack with four dogs?

1012
01:22:19,241 --> 01:22:24,051
I prefer to think of it as two people
with amazing bodies...

1013
01:22:24,089 --> 01:22:27,183
...sharing those bodies with each other

1014
01:22:27,196 --> 01:22:29,029
Giving each other the gift of these bodies

1015
01:22:31,078 --> 01:22:36,627
Anyway, actually none of these really matters
Umm...I sort of ..started seeing somebody

1016
01:22:39,911 --> 01:22:44,138
Really that's..Congratulations
I didn't..I didn't realise that so....

1017
01:22:46,238 --> 01:22:50,811
- Those stupid...so..
- I'm just fucking with you

1018
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:54,275
Guess i deserve that one..?
- Yea, you must certainly did

1019
01:22:54,380 --> 01:22:58,822
I think it's about time you realize,
that the whole world's just...

1020
01:23:06,417 --> 01:23:10,083
See you around Gym teacher.

1021
01:23:18,055 --> 01:23:23,327
Hey..
Let's do that again.

1022
01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:31,632
THREE MONTHS LATER.

1023
01:23:40,548 --> 01:23:43,969
Hey, Elizabeth.
- Hey Lynn, how was your summer?

1024
01:23:43,999 --> 01:23:47,412
Oh it was great. I went to the zoo
almost every weekend

1025
01:23:47,413 --> 01:23:49,021
Wow!! Sounds great.

1026
01:23:49,132 --> 01:23:52,370
Oh!..You didn't get your..
your titties..?

1027
01:23:52,466 --> 01:23:55,125
Yea..i thought about it, you know
Cause i don't even need them.

1028
01:23:55,208 --> 01:24:00,000
Plus they're really expensive, you know..per tit
- Yea, and you got to get two of them

1029
01:24:01,723 --> 01:24:04,780
And I met a guy.
- Oh! Tell me everything.

1030
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,516
Did you find your Prince Charming?

1031
01:24:08,747 --> 01:24:12,600
Something like that

1032
01:24:12,692 --> 01:24:16,488
Hey, you wanna grab lunch later?
- Oh! Oh sure, yea, my treat.

1033
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:19,123
Oh! You got it last time.
We'll split it. -Oh! okay yeah

1034
01:24:23,466 --> 01:24:27,949
Hey, you in the cape
You're up first. Let's go

1035
01:24:36,111 --> 01:24:39,897
{{Movie Corner rules}}
Ava hmuhnawm em!!

1036
01:24:39,993 --> 01:24:41,471
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Horrible Bosses subtitles
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2011, 10:56:19 PM »
   Horrible Bosses subtitles

 "Horrible Bosses" is a 2011 black comedy film. You can learn more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horrible_Bosses
 And here we go with the subtitles! Have a nice learning:

1
00:00:33,566 --> 00:00:37,446
NICK: <i>I get to work before the sun comes up</i>
<i>and I leave long after it's gone down.</i>

2
00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:42,019
<i>I haven't had sex in six months</i>
<i>with someone other than myself.</i>

3
00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:44,917
<i>And the only thing in my refrigerator</i>
<i>is an old lime.</i>

4
00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,819
<i>Could be a kiwi. No way to tell.</i>

5
00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:50,086
NICK: Morning, Thomas.
-Good morning, Nick. You better hurry.

6
00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,786
NICK:
<i>But here's the thing:</i>

7
00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,589
<i>This is just temporary.</i>

8
00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:55,824
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS
AND NICK SIGHS]

9
00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,024
<i>Quick story:</i>

10
00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,932
<i>My grandmother came to this country</i>
<i>with $20 in her pocket.</i>

11
00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:03,199
<i>She worked hard her whole life</i>
<i>and never took shit from anyone.</i>

12
00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:08,642
<i>When she died, she had</i>
<i>turned that $20 into $2000.</i>

13
00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:10,645
<i>That sucks.</i>

14
00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:12,647
<i>You know why she didn't succeed?</i>

15
00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,480
<i>Because she didn't take shit</i>
<i>from anyone.</i>

16
00:01:15,642 --> 00:01:16,746
<i>The key to success--</i>

17
00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,789
<i>They will not teach you this</i>
<i>in business school. --is taking shit.</i>

18
00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:20,981
[PHONE RINGS]

19
00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:24,390
<i>That's what I've been doing the last</i>
<i>eight years, and it's all about to pay off.</i>

20
00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:25,586
This is Nick.

21
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,700
<i>I'm this close to getting a big promotion</i>
<i>with my own office.</i>

22
00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,391
I'll be right there, Mr. Harken.

23
00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:34,869
<i>Then all the endless hours,</i>
<i>and the sacrifice and the shit-eating...</i>

24
00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,302
<i>...will have been worth it.</i>

25
00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:38,272
HARKEN:
See, this is what concerns me, Nick.

26
00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:42,208
You're a punctual guy. You know
the importance of being here right at 6 a.m.

27
00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:45,178
Which is what leads me to think that...

28
00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:48,444
...there must be something wrong
with the clock on our system.

29
00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:49,951
May have been a minute late.

30
00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,614
But according to this, you were
two minutes late. So either you're a liar...

31
00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:58,490
...or this system is off by a full minute.

32
00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,891
NICK:
<i>The only hitch?</i>

33
00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:02,294
<i>I work for this guy, David Harken...</i>

34
00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:06,801
<i>...who right now is giving me some</i>
<i>fresh shit for being two minutes late.</i>

35
00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,133
<i>He's a total fucking asshole.</i>

36
00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:13,539
If that's the case, I'm gonna have to fire
Thomas, our longtime security coordinator.

37
00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,976
- I may have been two minutes late.
- Oh.

38
00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,781
Well, then you were lying.

39
00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,041
No. I-- Who you calling?

40
00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:21,852
- Thomas. I gotta let him go.
- No, uh--

41
00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:23,316
- I was lying. Sorry.
- Lying?

42
00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:27,424
I didn't mean to. It was more of a saying.
"Might have been a minute late."

43
00:02:27,580 --> 00:02:32,154
Literally, uh, truthfully,
was two minutes late.

44
00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:37,031
Boy, I have to get used to driving
with this big, heavy ring on my finger.

45
00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:39,568
- Come on.
- I keep swerving to the left, babe.

46
00:02:39,726 --> 00:02:43,105
DALE: <i>When I was a kid, people would</i>
<i>ask me what I wanted to be when I grew up.</i>

47
00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:44,833
<i>I always gave the same answer.</i>

48
00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,068
I love you so much.

49
00:02:46,699 --> 00:02:47,734
I love you too.

50
00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,244
DALE:
<i>I wanted to be a husband.</i>

51
00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:51,678
- I will call you when I'm done.
- Have a good day.

52
00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,112
DALE:
<i>I know that sounds weird.</i>

53
00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:56,482
<i>Most boys wanna be firehouse chiefs</i>
<i>or personal trainers...</i>

54
00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,920
<i>...but to me being a husband</i>
<i>was, like, the highest calling.</i>

55
00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:01,217
<i>And thanks to Stacy...</i>

56
00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,255
<i>...that dream's about to come true.</i>

57
00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:07,922
<i>Unfortunately, no one's gonna pay you</i>
<i>to be a husband unless you marry Oprah.</i>

58
00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:09,896
<i>So I had to find a job.</i>

59
00:03:10,056 --> 00:03:12,263
<i>Now, I always admired dentists.</i>

60
00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:15,406
<i>They're smart, they're capable,</i>
<i>they keep your teeth healthy.</i>

61
00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:18,168
<i>So I went out and I became one.</i>

62
00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:21,511
- How are you today, Dale?
- I'm fine. Thanks.

63
00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:22,869
Excavator.

64
00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,540
DALE: <i>Okay, I became a dental assistant.</i>
<i>It's basically the same thing.</i>

65
00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,913
<i>I just make a lot less money.</i>

66
00:03:29,075 --> 00:03:31,146
Did you ever see that show <i>Gossip Girl</i>?

67
00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:33,188
- No.
- Ooh.

68
00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,292
I watched an episode last night.

69
00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:39,596
I fingered myself so hard to that
Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail.

70
00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,824
DALE: <i>And it would have been</i>
<i>the perfect job. If not for one...</i>

71
00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:47,404
<i>...evil crazy bitch, D.D.S.</i>

72
00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,708
I bet you're no shrimp in
the cock department, huh, there, Dale?

73
00:03:50,863 --> 00:03:52,171
- Okay, Julia. Come on.
- What?

74
00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:55,336
- I'm uncomfortable talking about that.
- Oh, Dale, come on.

75
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You know that I like to fool around.

76
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DALE: Oops.
-Mr. Anderton.

77
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Not in the office. This is bad.

78
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- Bad, bad, bad!
- You probably shouldn't hit the patients.

79
00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,688
Ah, I love this. So festive.

80
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KURT:
<i>I love my job.</i>

81
00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:12,994
<i>If you ask me, anyone who hates their job</i>
<i>has no one to blame but themself.</i>

82
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<i>We make our own destinies,</i>
<i>and I've made a sweet one.</i>

83
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We have stairs.
You don't need to bring your own.

84
00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:22,238
<i>I'm an account manager at a chemical</i>
<i>company. I'll tell you, the job has its perks.</i>

85
00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:23,430
Hi, can I help you?

86
00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,940
He's just signing for these packages.
Thank you.

87
00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,271
Oh, no. I should do this.

88
00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,912
Reggie, I got this. Thank you, buddy.

89
00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,548
- This is high-priority stuff here.
- Thank you.

90
00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,308
- So, what's going on here?
- I'm sorry?

91
00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,953
- Is this one of those hidden camera shows?
- What do you mean?

92
00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,282
You're way too cute
to be just a FedEx girl.

93
00:04:38,444 --> 00:04:41,015
You gotta be a model or actress
or something, right?

94
00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:44,389
What happens when I open these?
Something'll jump out, bite my penis?

95
00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,656
No. Nothing's gonna jump out.
I'm just a FedEx girl.

96
00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:49,265
- Shut up.
- Ha, ha.

97
00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:50,765
- Bye.
- Have a great afternoon.

98
00:04:50,923 --> 00:04:51,958
JAMIE:
Thank you.

99
00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,935
KURT: <i>I didn't sign that form, by the way,</i>
<i>so she has to come back.</i>

100
00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:56,129
She's cute, huh, Reg?

101
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- Caught another fly in your web, did you?
- Ha, ha. Hey, Jack.

102
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KURT:
<i>But the real reason I'm here is this guy:</i>

103
00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:05,580
<i>Jack Pellit, my boss.</i>
<i>The sweetest man I know.</i>

104
00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,778
<i>He loves me and I love him.</i>
<i>Everybody loves him.</i>

105
00:05:08,941 --> 00:05:11,478
- You all right, Margie?
- Hi, Mr. Pellit. Kurt.

106
00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,749
I've been waiting to get in there
for a while.

107
00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,325
- Who's in there?
- It's your son.

108
00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:18,051
Bobby!

109
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[BOBBY SNIFFING AND GRUNTING]

110
00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:22,256
Margie's waiting.
You nearly done in there?

111
00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:27,004
A man can't get any privacy around here.

112
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,764
- Okay, Margie. Bobby?
- What?

113
00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,175
Your stomach okay? You seem
to spend more time on the toilet...

114
00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,504
...than at your desk.

115
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I didn't realize I had to tell you
every time I wanna take a dump.

116
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KURT: <i>If the worst thing about this job</i>
<i>is having to tolerate my boss's...</i>

117
00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:44,382
<i>...dipshit cokehead son,</i>
<i>well, it's a small price to pay.</i>

118
00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,182
Need me to tell you when I pee-pee?

119
00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,691
I'm just trying to get you to do
your part, son. It's not easy times.

120
00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,193
I do my part. I do other people's parts.

121
00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:56,300
But it doesn't matter to you. You just
wanna ride my ass because I'm your son.

122
00:05:56,456 --> 00:06:00,268
You know what? I don't hear you
giving dickskin any shit.

123
00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,372
- "Dickskin"? Nice.
- Kiss-ass.

124
00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,530
-Come on, come on.
BOBBY: Yeah, go on. In you go.

125
00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,176
Get in the fucking--!

126
00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,608
- I'm a green belt, motherfcrrrrrrrr.
- What?

127
00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:10,805
BOBBY: Yeah. All right?
-Okay.

128
00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:14,213
Now, I know you've been working
your tail off for that promotion.

129
00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,479
But I'm not sure I can even consider...

130
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...making you the senior vice president
of sales...

131
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...if I can't trust you.

132
00:06:24,617 --> 00:06:27,393
- You can trust me.
- Yeah, now you sound like my wife.

133
00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,227
"Trust me. You can trust me, honey.

134
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Nothing's happening behind your back.
Trust me."

135
00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,773
Meanwhile, she's fucking
every guy in the neighborhood.

136
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Oh, you want one?

137
00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,074
It's 8:15 a.m.

138
00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:44,772
Well, is there something wrong with
a man enjoying a drink in the morning?

139
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No.

140
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Thank you. Sure, thanks.

141
00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,522
Bottoms up.

142
00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,594
Nothing for you?

143
00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,060
Nick, it's 8:15 in the morning.
I'm not an alcoholic.

144
00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:06,259
[NICK CHUCKLES]

145
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,929
The only reason I took one,
I thought you were gonna have one.

146
00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:13,100
You took one because you thought I was?
Is that something a senior VP would do?

147
00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,177
I was just trying to be polite.

148
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So if I, uh, was gonna put my balls
in honey and shaved coconut...

149
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...you'd do that too?

150
00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,680
- I would not.
- Sure?

151
00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,218
- Yeah.
- Because I've got some coconut.

152
00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:27,950
I'm having my teeth whitened Tuesday. You
have to get your work done by Monday...

153
00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,492
...which means you'll probably
be here all weekend.

154
00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,062
Look, if you want a promotion,
you gotta earn it.

155
00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,526
Now, what do I keep saying?

156
00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:37,167
Life is a marathon,
and you cannot win a marathon...

157
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...without putting a few Band-Aids
on your nipples, right?

158
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Right.

159
00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:44,566
Nick.

160
00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,800
It's 18-year-old Scotch.

161
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You don't really expect me to
pour it back into the bottle, do you?

162
00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:05,888
[COUGHS]

163
00:08:06,052 --> 00:08:08,555
- Water.
- Yep.

164
00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,233
All right. Let's see if this thing's working.
Oh!

165
00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:17,402
DALE: Oh, my God.
-Oh! I'm sorry. I'm a squirter, Dale.

166
00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,306
- Oh, you know what?
- What?

167
00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:25,677
Ah. I think I can make out
our little friend right there.

168
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:26,873
DALE:
Stop it.

169
00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,074
[SPEAKS IN HEBREW]

170
00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,618
- Somebody's circumcised.
- Okay.

171
00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,379
[JULIA CHUCKLING]

172
00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,614
- Listen.
- What?

173
00:08:32,778 --> 00:08:36,726
- Can we stop doing this thing here?
- Why? Because you have a girlfriend?

174
00:08:37,083 --> 00:08:39,689
She's not just my girlfriend anymore.
We're engaged now.

175
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,696
- What?
- We're engaged.

176
00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,966
You said that she was
just a hole for your dick.

177
00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,072
I never said that.

178
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Not really my style.

179
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[MOANING]

180
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Shut up.

181
00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,371
[GAS HISSING]

182
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,877
That's a lot of gas.

183
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- That's good. No, those are great ideas.
- Yeah?

184
00:08:59,338 --> 00:09:01,375
- Put them down on paper, will you?
- Will do.

185
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,190
- You're happy here, aren't you?
- Yeah, of course.

186
00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,090
Good.

187
00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:12,021
You got a bright future here,
you know?

188
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,127
Someday soon,
it'll be you running this place.

189
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:18,192
- See you, kid.
- All right, now.

190
00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,201
- Drive safe.
- Yeah.

191
00:09:22,995 --> 00:09:24,269
[CRASH]

192
00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:25,704
[HORN HONKING]

193
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,969
Oh, shit.

194
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,339
KURT:
<i>He had a heart attack.</i>

195
00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:33,283
They said his, uh, heart burst in his chest
like a water balloon.

196
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,277
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, man.
I know you guys were close.

197
00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,923
Yeah. Yeah, I loved that guy.

198
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:43,288
I loved working for him, you know?
It was, like, awesome.

199
00:09:43,449 --> 00:09:46,089
Now his shitbag son's
gonna be in charge and it's like--

200
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,287
The cokehead?

201
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:50,127
Yeah. Know how many times
I caught him doing blow at work?

202
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:54,465
This thing's a real bummer. Sorry. You're
the only one of us who didn't hate his job.

203
00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:58,973
Did I tell you that Harken tricked me
into having a drink at 8:00 this morning?

204
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,769
I mean, I work for the Antichrist.

205
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,880
- How did he trick you?
- I thought he was giving you a promotion.

206
00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,448
He is, definitely.
That's why he's being extra evil.

207
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,950
This is his last chance
to make my life miserable.

208
00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:12,214
Right. At least your boss
isn't sexually harassing you.

209
00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:14,187
- God. Here we go.
- Don't give me shit.

210
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,951
You won't get sympathy for this.

211
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,619
She's going crazy. It's like a totally
hostile work environment now, man.

212
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,230
- It's not funny.
- Yeah?

213
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:25,494
All right, today she starts spraying water
at my crotch to see the outline of my dick.

214
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,069
- That's great.
- It's not great.

215
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,230
What are you talking about?
Why don't you just, you know, fuck her?

216
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:34,037
Because I am engaged to be married
and I love my fianc閑, okay?

217
00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,235
That's true.

218
00:10:35,401 --> 00:10:36,812
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

219
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,449
What about getting
a different dental hygienist job?

220
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:40,709
I can't get another job.

221
00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:43,786
- No, he's a child molester, Nick.
- No, uh, deviant. Sexual deviant?

222
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,355
What is it? How do they classify it?
Sex offender.

223
00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,321
I'm on the registered
sex offender list, yes.

224
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,516
[KURT CHUCKLES]

225
00:10:49,682 --> 00:10:53,220
You can't get that expunged? All you did
was pull your dick out on a playground.

226
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,662
I was taking a piss at night,
there were no kids.

227
00:10:55,821 --> 00:11:00,133
All right, you know what? You don't
put a playground right next to a bar.

228
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,828
-It's entrapment.
KURT: Mm-hm.

229
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,166
[WOMAN CHUCKLES]

230
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,867
Speaking of entrapment, I'm gonna go
see that girl about her vagina.

231
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,645
Excuse me.

232
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,811
He did say 10:00, right?

233
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,950
- Yeah. Do you know what this is about?
- It just said "staff meeting" on the memo.

234
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:23,617
It's funny how he gets all over my ass if I'm
a minute late, but then he makes us wait 15.

235
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,490
-You were two minutes late.
NICK: Morning.

236
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,961
Didn't think I had to punch a clock
with you.

237
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,396
I'll just attribute this
to your drinking problem.

238
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:33,230
- I don't have--
- Please, we're in the middle of a meeting.

239
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:36,566
Morning, everyone.
So I have finally decided...

240
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:42,905
...who I want to be our new
senior vice president of sales.

241
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,314
He's right here in this room.

242
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,615
- It's me.
- What'd he say?

243
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:54,053
HARKEN: I've decided to absorb
the responsibilities...

244
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,887
...of the senior VP position
into my own.

245
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:00,656
I've realized if you wanna get something
done right, you gotta do it yourself.

246
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:04,996
I'll break through the wall of the office
that would have been the senior VP's...

247
00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:07,296
...and make one huge, enormous office.

248
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:12,739
However, I will only be taking 85 percent
of the additional salary I am entitled to...

249
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,811
...and that is self-sacrifice, people.
Learn from it.

250
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,413
fcrrrrrrrr!

251
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,413
[EMPLOYEES GASP AND SHRIEK]

252
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,415
You fucking son of a bitch!

253
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,155
You are so fucking fired!

254
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,526
Yeah!

255
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,788
[CHEERING]

256
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,693
HARKEN:
So, meeting adjourned.

257
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,199
- Can I speak to you?
- Sure, what is it?

258
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:43,306
For months you've been hinting
I was in line for that promotion.

259
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,442
And look how hard you've been working.

260
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,509
- You were just lying to me?
- Lying?

261
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,171
No, Nick, motivating.

262
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:54,011
I mean, look, we're all
part of the same team here.

263
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:57,416
Plus, you know, I'm the one
who's gonna be doing all the extra work.

264
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,749
You know last month
you made me work so late...

265
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:02,586
...I missed saying goodbye
to my Gam Gam?

266
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,994
- Sorry, what?
- My grandmother.

267
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,792
I told you I needed to see her
because she was very sick.

268
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,831
You said if I left early, I'd get fired.

269
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,095
And she died
before I made it to the hospital.

270
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,067
- I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

271
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:21,673
[LAUGHING] I had no idea that you called
your grandmother "Gam Gam."

272
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,647
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

273
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,987
I'm sorry you didn't get to
say bye-bye to Gam Gam.

274
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:33,555
Really, I really am. I'm sorry.

275
00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:38,388
But I needed you to work late because you
are an invaluable member of this operation.

276
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,588
And I need you in the position you're in.

277
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,700
Well, tough shit, okay?

278
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:49,062
Been in that position for eight years. Why
would I stay after being treated like this?

279
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,267
Well, because I'd make sure that nobody
in the industry would ever hire you again.

280
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:54,570
Bullshit.

281
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,112
No, because they're gonna want
my letter of recommendation, right?

282
00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:03,879
So I'm perfectly willing to write that
you are an insubordinate, dishonest drunk.

283
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,250
You can't do that. That's not true.

284
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:13,790
Let me tell you something,
you stupid little runt.

285
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,557
I own you.

286
00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:17,166
You're my bitch.

287
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,361
Don't walk around thinking
you have free will because you don't.

288
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,904
I can crush you any time I want.

289
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:28,236
So settle in because you are here
for the long haul.

290
00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,929
Yo, dickwall.

291
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,991
- What the fuck?
- What?

292
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,430
Three hours late. What's the deal?

293
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,999
- I was at your father's funeral.
- Uh-huh. Mm-hm.

294
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,131
Maybe that excuse would have flown when
my dad was here, but I'm in charge now.

295
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:02,074
That excuse wouldn't make any sense
if your dad was still here.

296
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,804
Whoa.

297
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,971
In my office, now.

298
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,743
Yes?

299
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:11,945
[BOBBY CLEARS THROAT]

300
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:13,146
All right, sit.

301
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:14,814
- I'm not a dog, Bobby.
- Good boy.

302
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:18,223
I've been looking through the books.
You're the accountant. Tell me...

303
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:21,126
- ...why is this company in the crapper?
- Well, we're not.

304
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,063
- It's a recession, but we're still profitable.
- Bullshit.

305
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,668
Look...

306
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:29,865
...I know you and my dad were, uh, pals.
Okay?

307
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,908
Frankly, I always thought
it was a little bit weird and gay.

308
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,409
I have no idea why he thought
you were so fucking special.

309
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,841
But that doesn't matter now,
he's in the ground.

310
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,847
I'm your boss. And there's gonna be
some changes around here.

311
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,111
- Can't wait to hear them.
- First things first.

312
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,051
EnviroTech Waste Management.
It's costing us a lot of money.

313
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:48,657
Your dad chose to dispose
of our waste responsibly.

314
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,487
To do that, you gotta spend money.

315
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,493
Bolivians will do it for a third
of the price. I'll hire them.

316
00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:54,926
- You can't go to them.
- Why?

317
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,067
They're gonna endanger
local residents.

318
00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,499
Oh, I give a fuck some tribesman
gets cancer. Cry me a fucking river.

319
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,502
They're not tribesmen.
It's a modern society.

320
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:04,072
Do I look like I fucking care?

321
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,709
Your dad told me very clearly
he would rather die...

322
00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,742
...than save money
and hurt people, okay?

323
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:12,439
Well, guess what, looks like
we're right on schedule, doesn't it?

324
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,815
What else? Gotta trim
some of the fat around here.

325
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,080
What do you mean by "trim the fat"?

326
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,484
- I want you to fire the fat people.
- What?

327
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,183
They're lazy, and slow
and they make me sad to look at.

328
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:26,523
You can start with Large Marge.
Marge, can you come in here, please?

329
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,689
No, Margie's not fat, she's pregnant.
I'm not gonna fire her.

330
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,266
Well, fine. Uh...

331
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,926
<i>...stay where you are, Marge.</i>
<i>Congratulations.</i>

332
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:38,569
- You can fire, uh, Professor Xavier.
- Who are you talking about?

333
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,277
- You mean Hank?
- Yeah.

334
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,676
He creeps me out, rolling around
all day in his special secret chair.

335
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,874
- He's up to something.
- I won't fire anyone.

336
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:49,076
- You're not? Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.

337
00:16:49,241 --> 00:16:51,687
It's like you don't care
about this company at all.

338
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,382
No fucking shit I don't care about
this company. This is just an ATM to me.

339
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:59,017
You think when I was a kid I dreamed
of running a fucking chemical company?

340
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:03,257
No. I dreamed of being on a beach
with a model serving me tropical drinks.

341
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,959
That's what I dreamed of.
That's what's gonna happen...

342
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,835
...as soon as I squeeze the profit out
of this company. But first things first.

343
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,072
You either fire the fatty or you
fire the cripple, or I fire all three of you.

344
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,547
Do the math.

345
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,115
One loses the job or three loses it.

346
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,307
[SIGHS]

347
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:24,079
And tell him to leave his handicap
parking pass here as well.

348
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,348
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

349
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,014
Come in.

350
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,518
Julia, you needed to see me?

351
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,888
Oh, shit.

352
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,189
[LOCK BEEPS]

353
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,659
Uh-oh.

354
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,528
- Will you have a seat, Dale?
- Do I have to?

355
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,531
Please.

356
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:47,875
Sure.

357
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,249
This is a little ridiculous, but--

358
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:59,014
Look, Dale, you know, I know that
I like to fool around at work. Right?

359
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:02,455
And I might even-- You know,
I might even cross the line a bit.

360
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:06,255
But the last thing that I wanna do
is make you uncomfortable.

361
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,394
I mean, it's just not professional.
You know?

362
00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:12,934
And I pride myself
on being a professional.

363
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:17,700
So from now on, what I would like you
to do is just tell me, you know...

364
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,208
...when and if, uh, I cross the line. Okay?

365
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,812
Okay. Now.

366
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,339
What?

367
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:29,008
Well, now,
you're kind of crossing a line...

368
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,253
...because you're naked.

369
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,946
Uh....

370
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,522
Not naked, Dale.

371
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:38,855
- Can you see my pussy?
- Hmm.

372
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:42,490
True. Um....

373
00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:47,399
But I think, uh, even really
saying the word "pussy" is--

374
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,561
- That's crossing the line?
- Little bit.

375
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,833
You're starting to sound like
a little faggot.

376
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,706
There we go. That one's another one,
probably illegal thing to say too.

377
00:18:55,868 --> 00:19:00,942
Okay. Let's not talk about illegal,
Mr. I-Like-To-Pee-On-Little-Boys.

378
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:03,643
It was an empty playground
in the middle of the night.

379
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,221
Ah. That's weirder. Poor child
must have been terrified.

380
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:09,621
There were no children. No kids in the park.
Why do people think that?

381
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:13,991
You know what? Forget it. Listen,
let's just cut to the chase, all right, mister?

382
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,099
- You're engaged now.
- Right.

383
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:20,829
And I respect the institution of
marriage way too much to violate it.

384
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:25,040
So that's why you're gonna have to
fuck me well before the wedding.

385
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:29,943
Because the closer we get to this date,
the less ladylike I'm gonna feel about it.

386
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:32,445
Julia, I'm not gonna sleep with you.

387
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,015
We'll see about that.

388
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,214
[GROANS]

389
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,859
Get out.

390
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,563
Could you do the, uh...?

391
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,221
[DOOR BEEPS THEN CLICKS]

392
00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,803
I'm a sucker.
Harken wasn't gonna promote me.

393
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,667
That coked-up prick
is gonna ruin Pellit Chemicals.

394
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,704
He's just gonna fire everybody.

395
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,845
She stood there with her breasts
right in my face.

396
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,139
Yeah, you know,
yours doesn't sound that bad.

397
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,873
I'll stop bringing it up.

398
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,109
I don't understand
why you guys don't quit.

399
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:11,720
Julia's the only one who'd hire me.
Are you registered sex offenders?

400
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:15,791
Going to school, changing fields, starting
from the bottom. Who wants to do that?

401
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:19,919
What do I care about protecting
Pellit's name when his own son doesn't?

402
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,157
- Gotta be a million jobs out there.
- You could find another job.

403
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,768
-Is this really happening? Look at this.
KURT: Oh!

404
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:29,371
The Three Musketeers. Nick, Kurt and Dale.
Look, hanging like high school.

405
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,134
-Oh, shit. Kenny's here.
KENNY: What's up?

406
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,433
- Yeah, I love this.
- Kenny Sommerfeld.

407
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,739
-In the flesh, boys.
KURT: Oh, my goodness.

408
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,406
Now, I heard you moved to New York,
you're working at Lehman Brothers.

409
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,280
- They, uh, hired me right out of Yale.
- What are you doing here?

410
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,753
-You read the papers? They shut us down.
DALE: Right. Sorry about that.

411
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,222
I've been looking for work
for the last two years.

412
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,418
I can't even get a job waiting tables.

413
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,926
Ah, you know what, though?

414
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,463
I would fucking murder those
Lehman Brothers if I could.

415
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:56,656
Yeah, I hear you.

416
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:58,733
Ha. I can't even pay
for this fucking drink.

417
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,267
Well, we'll cover it, right?

418
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,269
Seriously, uh, you guys think
you could help me out a little?

419
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,602
- Beyond the drink?
- Maybe some extra scratch, if you got it.

420
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,042
Of course. Kenny, I had no idea
it was that bad, buddy. All I got's 15.

421
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,546
-Do you have change for a 10?
KENNY: No, I don't.

422
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:16,049
You know what? That's probably
not gonna cut it, so I'll tell you what.

423
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,085
How about I give you guys
some hand jobs?

424
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,847
-Do what?
KENNY: Forty bucks apiece.

425
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,787
We could do it here in the bathroom.

426
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,154
- No thanks.
- That's a joke? You're joking?

427
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:25,386
-Kenny.
BARTENDER: Hey!

428
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,029
KENNY: Oh, shit.
-Come on, man.

429
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:28,858
I told you no more handies in here.

430
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:31,661
You guys change your minds,
I'm staying at my mom's house.

431
00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:32,858
Okay.

432
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,133
Maybe don't quit your job.

433
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,507
I guess we'll be miserable
for the rest of our lives? That's the deal?

434
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,147
NICK: That's the way it's looking.
-Why you saying that?

435
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,941
We don't have many options, do we?

436
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,047
Think about it, we can quit our jobs
and turn into Kenny...

437
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:52,484
...or, uh, keep our jobs
and just become spineless losers...

438
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,853
...that spend their entire day
dreaming of ways to kill their bosses.

439
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,618
- You do that too?
- Of course.

440
00:21:57,783 --> 00:22:00,923
- Sounds a little sick.
- It's not. It's just a way to blow off steam.

441
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:03,430
It's not like we're gonna
actually kill our bosses.

442
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,068
- Good.
- Ha, ha. Though you would have to admit...

443
00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:09,296
...that our lives would be a lot easier
if our bosses weren't alive.

444
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:10,496
NICK:
Mm-hm.

445
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:15,270
Hypothetically, if we could do it and none
of us get caught, would you guys do it?

446
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,246
- No.
- I would.

447
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:18,779
- No, you wouldn't.
- I would.

448
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:20,211
-You would?
KURT: Yeah.

449
00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:23,683
It's not murder if it's justified.
Justifiable homicide, right?

450
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,185
I can't wait to hear this.

451
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,052
If one evil person dies
for the greater good, so be it.

452
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:32,389
You know, Bobby Pellit is an absolute
monster. He's a fucking jerk.

453
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:36,897
If he has his way, he's gonna end up
killing thousands of innocent Bolivians.

454
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,090
What?

455
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,566
Technically, I think it's immoral
not to kill him.

456
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,639
I should kill Harken for not letting me
say goodbye to Gam Gam?

457
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,775
Yes. Yes, you should.

458
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,775
But I don't care how bad our bosses are.
We're not murderers.

459
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,437
Julia is ruining your life, you know?
That's wrong.

460
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,311
- That is wrong.
- It's affecting your possible marriage.

461
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,852
- Come on, she's not ruining it.
- Would your life be easier without Julia?

462
00:22:58,009 --> 00:22:59,750
You're right.
Uh, know what I'm gonna do?

463
00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:02,551
I'm gonna go to Julia's house,
maybe I'll slash her up...

464
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:06,321
...and I'll put her in a box and I'll mail it
to you two, uh, tough-guy mafiosos.

465
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:10,297
I'm done with this conversation. You're
paying for dinner because you've upset me.

466
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,994
You're paying
and I'm finding a cab somehow.

467
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,765
I was just speaking hypothetically,
you know.

468
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:18,669
Me too.

469
00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:23,807
STACY:
Guess who.

470
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,575
Look, I'm really kind of
not in the mood for this.

471
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:28,308
Not in the mood for what?

472
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,744
- Hi.
- Hi, babe.

473
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,478
Oh, what are you doing here?

474
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,681
JULIA: I invited her.
-Yes. She called.

475
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:39,261
And she said that now that we're engaged,
she wanted to offer me free dental work.

476
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,399
-And you know I have that loose filling.
DALE: Yeah.

477
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,556
This really was so, so sweet of you, Julia.

478
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:47,169
Oh, please. Come on, Stacy,
it's my pleasure.

479
00:23:47,325 --> 00:23:48,827
You're part of the family now.

480
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,132
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

481
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,146
But, um, I don't know
if it's a good idea, sweetie.

482
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,045
Oh, why not?

483
00:24:01,206 --> 00:24:05,586
Because we're mixing pleasure
with business. Business and pleasure.

484
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,348
We're taking advantage of Julia.

485
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,420
Dale.

486
00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:13,461
There's nothing that you could do ever
that would be taking advantage of me.

487
00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:16,430
- Okay?
- So sweet.

488
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:20,069
All right, you. Let's go say
we pump you full of gas, huh?

489
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:21,397
[STACY CHUCKLES]

490
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,471
STACY: Okay.
-Okay.

491
00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,843
Fuck me.

492
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,941
Ten.

493
00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:30,778
Nine.

494
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,143
I don't know
what you're doing with your hand.

495
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,752
-Okay.
STACY: Seven.

496
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:40,446
Put your hand in a safe place
because there's sharp tools here.

497
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,050
Oh, there she goes.

498
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:46,225
JULIA: Come here!
-What are you doing? What are you doing?

499
00:24:46,785 --> 00:24:47,855
[GRUMBLES]

500
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,124
You're gonna give me that dong, Dale.

501
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:51,492
My dong?

502
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,602
You're gonna fuck my slutty little mouth.

503
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:56,967
Do you hear the words you say sometimes?
I mean, who talks like that?

504
00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:59,699
Let's have sex on top of her.
Let's use her like a bed.

505
00:25:00,131 --> 00:25:03,010
Get down, get down. Hey, hey!
Get off of her.

506
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:07,378
Goddamn you! That's it, okay?
You know what? That's crossing the line.

507
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,041
So I'm done, Julia.

508
00:25:09,207 --> 00:25:12,814
Fuck this. I'm out. I don't need this job.
So goodbye, I'm quitting. I'm done.

509
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,616
I'm gonna tell her you fucked me.

510
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,382
What?

511
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,324
If you don't fuck me,
I'm gonna tell her that you fucked me.

512
00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:22,996
Okay. Tell her whatever the hell you want.
She's not gonna believe you.

513
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,298
She already knows
that you're a sex offender.

514
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,705
And I think once she gets a look
at these...

515
00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,475
...she's gonna believe me.

516
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,938
- What is that?
- Do you remember your first week here?

517
00:25:36,101 --> 00:25:38,377
When I changed the crown
on your second bicuspid?

518
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,675
Yeah.

519
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:44,350
Well, I just, uh, took a few pictures
of the procedure.

520
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,420
DALE: Oh, my God.
-Right?

521
00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,981
Oh, no. What?

522
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,453
JULIA:
Oh. Ooh.

523
00:25:52,617 --> 00:25:54,392
You did all this
while I was unconscious?

524
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,464
Ooh. Mm-hm. Yep.

525
00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,131
That's my favorite.

526
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,327
- Rape.
- What?

527
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:03,700
Rape. That's a rape.
This is what raping is.

528
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:06,433
You're a raper and you've raped me.
That's a rape! Rape!

529
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:09,044
Just relax there, Jodie Foster.

530
00:26:09,534 --> 00:26:10,979
Your dick wasn't even hard.

531
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:12,877
That does not give me any relief.

532
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,746
But it will be next time, and if it is not...

533
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:20,447
...this little sweetheart right here is gonna
get a peek at my little photo album.

534
00:26:21,046 --> 00:26:26,587
So please prep the patient
for the bitewing x-ray.

535
00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,096
I'll be back in a jiffy.

536
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,168
I'm in. Let's kill this bitch!

537
00:26:43,468 --> 00:26:46,677
NICK: What bitch?
-"What bitch"? Guys, my boss.

538
00:26:46,838 --> 00:26:50,115
Our bosses need to die. You were right,
man. We should do this thing.

539
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,313
We were drinking last night.
You said that killing is wrong.

540
00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:57,722
I know. That was before Julia tried to fuck
me on top of Stacy's unconscious body.

541
00:26:57,882 --> 00:26:59,020
KURT: Really?
-Yes, dude.

542
00:26:59,184 --> 00:27:02,563
She's gone fucking batshit crazy.
She took a bunch of photographs of me--

543
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,395
- Where are they?
- They'll ruin my life. I can't show them.

544
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,436
- It's a whole thing. You guys in or out?
- I was in last night.

545
00:27:08,593 --> 00:27:10,630
- Nick, what do you say?
- Please. Let's go.

546
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:11,830
Nick, come on.

547
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:15,240
Seriously. I mean, uh, what about
your grandma, you know? <i>Bubbe.</i>

548
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,708
-Gam Gam.
KURT: Whatever it is.

549
00:27:16,868 --> 00:27:18,973
She didn't get to say goodbye
to her grandson.

550
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,981
Because his dickbag of a boss
wouldn't let him leave. Right?

551
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,417
- What would Gam Gam want you to do?
- She wouldn't want me to kill him.

552
00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:28,490
Okay, forget about Gam Gam.
She's dead. You gotta accept that.

553
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,491
This is about you, Nick.
Okay, what do you want?

554
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,554
Well, obviously I want him gone.

555
00:27:33,718 --> 00:27:35,561
- Exactly. So let's do this.
- Right?

556
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:37,931
KURT: How do we do this?
-I thought about that.

557
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:40,069
Stacy and I,
we watch a ton of <i>Law & Order</i>.

558
00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:43,297
There's all sorts of ways the bad
guys on the show mess up, right?

559
00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,567
They leave behind skin cells
and, uh, bullet casing--

560
00:27:46,731 --> 00:27:47,766
Sperm.

561
00:27:47,932 --> 00:27:50,037
- Most of the time, it's sperm.
- Silent killer.

562
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:52,078
Anyway, that's not the point.
Point is...

563
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:54,717
...we're not qualified.
We gotta hire a professional.

564
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:56,750
- Are you talking about a hit man?
- Yeah.

565
00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:58,615
That's a really good idea.

566
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,587
Yeah. We don't clean
our own apartments or cut our own hair.

567
00:28:01,746 --> 00:28:03,350
- No, we pay someone to do that.
- Yeah.

568
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,426
Uh, where are you two
gonna find a hit man?

569
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,722
DALE: Why don't you guys
leave that up to me, okay?

570
00:28:07,886 --> 00:28:10,162
I got this whole thing figured out.

571
00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:14,827
I'm gonna give you a call tomorrow,
I'm gonna tell you where to meet me.

572
00:28:14,993 --> 00:28:16,563
Why don't you just tell us now?

573
00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:20,868
- Because I don't have it figured out.
- Ah.

574
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,470
But I will.

575
00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,133
- Were you followed?
- Why would I be followed?

576
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:47,429
People follow people in these types
of situations. Sure you weren't?

577
00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:48,627
Oh, boy. What people?

578
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,932
Just take one quick look around,
make sure.

579
00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,508
- Let's put this down.
- Look around, make sure some--

580
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:55,406
-Calm down!
NICK: That's what you get.

581
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,843
Shut the door, take the chain off
and let me in.

582
00:28:58,002 --> 00:28:59,913
- I pissed him off already.
- Already?

583
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,053
What the hell's going on, huh?
What are we doing here?

584
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:08,282
- I don't want an assassin in my apartment.
- Don't want this guy knowing where we live.

585
00:29:08,446 --> 00:29:11,984
Hang on, you guys already went ahead
and found someone that's coming here?

586
00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:14,426
- Oh, bigtime.
- Not "we." Dale, all by himself.

587
00:29:14,619 --> 00:29:18,260
- It was easy. Easy as buying a used futon.
- You found a hit man online?

588
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,869
Yeah. They don't write "hit man,"
right? That's dumb.

589
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:24,472
They use code words, like wet work,
right? Liquidation. Check him out.

590
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:26,905
"Skilled professional
with years of experience...

591
00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,067
...in domestic and international
wet work.

592
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:31,339
Discreet. No children,
no political figures."

593
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,450
That last part was important. I saw that,
I thought, "This is a good idea."

594
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:35,710
[CAR DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]

595
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,876
I feel we should've got
a cheese plate for this guy.

596
00:29:38,042 --> 00:29:39,282
- 20/20 hindsight.
- Is that him?

597
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,152
KURT: Oh, shit.
-Yeah, that was definitely a car.

598
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:49,164
KURT: He looks like James Bond.
-He really does, dude.

599
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,291
Bet he carries a gun you screw together.
Those are, like, the coolest guns they make.

600
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,699
So dangerous.
What if that is an undercover cop?

601
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,396
- Come on.
- What if it's the real thing?

602
00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:00,543
He charges so much we can't
afford it, gets pissed, kills us.

603
00:30:00,698 --> 00:30:02,609
- Kills all three of us? Hold on.
- That's a thing?

604
00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:03,802
Could that happen?

605
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,003
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

606
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,478
- Gotta let him in.
- How's my hair?

607
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,710
- What do you mean?
- It doesn't matter. Let's do this. Okay.

608
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:11,410
Ready?

609
00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:15,019
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

610
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,655
[IN DEEP VOICE]
Yeah?

611
00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:20,986
Are you Dale?

612
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:25,900
- I am the one they call Dale.
- Hmm.

613
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,134
Please come in.

614
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:30,138
MAN:
Thank you.

615
00:30:33,298 --> 00:30:36,006
Are all three of you participating in this?

616
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,271
DALE: Yes.
NICK: Well, um....

617
00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:39,312
KURT: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep.
DALE: Yes.

618
00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:41,108
Very well.

619
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:43,980
Now, before we go any further...

620
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:47,612
...I need to know if there are
any hidden recording devices in the room.

621
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,725
I will find out if there are.

622
00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:53,488
I'm sure you would, but there's none
because that would be stupid of us.

623
00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:55,722
- That's a silly move.
- It's a no.

624
00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,500
Then let's get started.

625
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,837
- I love this guy.
- This is the real deal.

626
00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:05,997
- His voice, you kidding?
- This guy is legit.

627
00:31:06,164 --> 00:31:09,441
And you do know that
we just wanna start with a--?

628
00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,780
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, wait, what's this for?

629
00:31:12,937 --> 00:31:14,382
- For the mess.
- What?

630
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,143
Wouldn't wanna leave a stain, now.

631
00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:18,309
- Oh, my God. I knew it.
- Who's first?

632
00:31:18,476 --> 00:31:20,820
- "Who's first"? No.
- We don't want you to kill us.

633
00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:24,119
We want you to kill another person.
If anyone's first, probably him.

634
00:31:24,282 --> 00:31:25,317
KURT:
No. Goddamn it.

635
00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,963
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
what are you talking about?

636
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,899
Your ad said you do wet work.

637
00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:34,195
That's correct.
I urinate on other men for money.

638
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:35,903
- What was that?
- What'd he say?

639
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,698
I think he said he pisses on dudes.

640
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:41,503
Why else do you think my ad was
in the "men seeking men" section?

641
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:43,969
Where was it?

642
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:46,012
- You fucking idiot.
- Could you be dumber?

643
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:49,379
- Why look in the "men seeking men"--?
- We are men looking for a man!

644
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,486
How do people
let you work on their teeth?

645
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,123
They don't, actually.
I just hand the tools to Julia.

646
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:58,591
Are you telling me that I've driven all this
way and nobody wants to get pissed on?

647
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,252
NICK: Uh-uh.
-Well, it's not our thing.

648
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,453
Sorry about that.

649
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,964
Can I use your toilet? I stored up
rather a large amount of pee for this.

650
00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:07,899
Sure. Yeah, it's right through there.
Knock yourself out.

651
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,903
Oh, and by the way,
I still will want my $200.

652
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:12,370
-Understandable.
KURT: We insist.

653
00:32:12,530 --> 00:32:14,806
- Two hundred, huh? A bargain.
- To kill three people?

654
00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:17,037
- I thought it was such a good deal.
- Dipshit.

655
00:32:17,201 --> 00:32:20,774
- Reflects poorly on me that you're my friend.
- Hear what's going on in there?

656
00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,350
That was almost all over us.

657
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:28,851
DALE: Okay, I'm gonna
take the blame on that one.

658
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,550
- You bet your ass you will.
- You should take the blame.

659
00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:34,560
- It was an honest mistake.
- That's not how you find a killer.

660
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,256
- Oh, you know how to find a killer?
- Yeah, I bet I--

661
00:32:37,422 --> 00:32:39,698
Yeah, hey, you know what?
Yeah. I got an idea.

662
00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:40,961
DALE:
What are you doing?

663
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,160
What are you doing?

664
00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:44,273
GREGORY [OVER SPEAKER]:
<i>Good evening, Mr. Buckman.</i>

665
00:32:44,429 --> 00:32:46,705
<i>Thank you for contacting Nav Guide.</i>
<i>My name is Gregory.</i>

666
00:32:46,864 --> 00:32:48,605
<i>How may I be of service this evening?</i>

667
00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:52,646
Yeah, we're looking for the most dangerous
bar in the city. Can you help us, please?

668
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,681
-We're going to dinner.
GREGORY: <i>I'm sorry?</i>

669
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:58,343
Looking for a bar filled with criminals.
Lowlife thugs, hard-core shitheads.

670
00:32:58,509 --> 00:33:00,853
- What do you got for us?
- Let's go to a restaurant.

671
00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:04,721
GREGORY: <i>I'm afraid our listings</i>
<i>are not organized by danger, sir.</i>

672
00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:07,863
<i>I see there's an Applebee's</i>
<i>three blocks from your location.</i>

673
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:09,555
-Perfect.
KURT: No, not really helpful.

674
00:33:09,721 --> 00:33:12,395
They're not the kind of shitheads
we need. Anything else?

675
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:14,434
GREGORY: <i>I could direct you</i>
<i>to a neighborhood...</i>

676
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,265
<i>...with the greatest</i>
<i>number of carjackings.</i>

677
00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:19,237
- Now we're thinking outside the box.
- I wanna go to dinner.

678
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:20,899
-Love it.
DALE: That's probably right.

679
00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:24,274
GREGORY: <i>Very good, sir.</i>
<i>You may wish to lock your doors.</i>

680
00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,347
[POLICE SIREN WAILING]

681
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:33,120
-This is worse than getting pissed on.
KURT: Shh.

682
00:33:33,277 --> 00:33:35,279
- I'd rather be pissed on.
- Jesus.

683
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:38,154
You weren't kidding, Gregory.
This is, uh, a bad part of town.

684
00:33:38,316 --> 00:33:40,626
You can stay on the line.
You're still there?

685
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:43,766
GREGORY: <i>I'm still here, sir.</i>
-Just keep, uh, keep us on the line.

686
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:47,266
I'm always curious about these things,
but is your real name Gregory?

687
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:51,532
<i>Uh, no, sir. My real name is Atmanand.</i>

688
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:53,004
How do you get Gregory from that?

689
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:55,508
GREGORY:
<i>Oh. Gregory was assigned to me...</i>

690
00:33:55,666 --> 00:33:58,169
- ...<i>by Nav Guide.</i>
- Why not let you use your real name?

691
00:33:58,336 --> 00:34:01,545
GREGORY: <i>They say many Americans</i>
<i>find our real names hard to pronounce.</i>

692
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,686
I'm not gonna play
by their rules anymore.

693
00:34:03,841 --> 00:34:05,878
From now on,
I'm gonna call you Ahmenan.

694
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,955
GREGORY: <i>Atmanand.</i>
-Ammenand.

695
00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:09,921
-Atmanad.
GREGORY: <i>Atmanand</i>.

696
00:34:10,081 --> 00:34:12,561
I'm gonna call you Gregory,
that name's a nightmare.

697
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,890
WOMAN: Hey, baby.
NICK: Oh, boy.

698
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,760
DALE: You hurt his feelings.
KURT: I didn't.

699
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:18,923
GREGORY:
<i>You have arrived at your destination, sir.</i>

700
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:22,435
KURT: All right. Well, thanks, Gregory.
GREGORY: <i>You're welcome.</i>

701
00:34:25,096 --> 00:34:26,939
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

702
00:34:27,865 --> 00:34:31,244
All right. All right, here we go.

703
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:33,980
NICK: This is a really bad idea.
KURT: This is a great idea.

704
00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:37,312
- Gonna yell "anybody here kill for money"?
- No.

705
00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,716
- That's a terrible plan.
- Follow me. I got this.

706
00:34:39,877 --> 00:34:42,289
- Where you going?
- I don't feel we should stay.

707
00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,051
All right.

708
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:48,257
-Bowflex?
MAN: Shut up.

709
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:50,925
[KURT SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

710
00:34:51,322 --> 00:34:52,892
Ah.

711
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,262
My man.

712
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:56,496
[CHUCKLES]

713
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:59,801
Hey, uh, does anyone here
kill people for money?

714
00:34:59,964 --> 00:35:01,466
- Kurt.
- The ffffffff yyyyyyy just say?

715
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,043
No, it's not a race thing.

716
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:06,512
Uh, I believe that society discriminates
and disenfranchises you folks.

717
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:07,877
BARTENDER: "You folks"?
-Subtle.

718
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:11,646
Man, I'm a small-business owner.
Who the hell you calling disenfranchised?

719
00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:13,948
Well, not you in particular,
in that instance.

720
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,888
- Oh, right. You mean all black people.
- Yes.

721
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,221
-I'm gonna be in the car.
DALE: Oh, a baseball bat.

722
00:35:19,383 --> 00:35:22,557
Uh, I didn't mean to offend you.
I'm sorry if that's what happened.

723
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,563
My heart's in the right place.

724
00:35:24,722 --> 00:35:27,293
In five seconds, your heart
gonna be in the wrong place.

725
00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:30,132
- Four, three, two, let's roll.
- Got it. Okay. Take care.

726
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:31,932
Have a nice day. Good day to you.

727
00:35:32,096 --> 00:35:33,871
WOMAN:
Bye, baby.

728
00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,810
KURT:
Don't say a word. I know, I know.

729
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,574
Hit the button. Hit the button.

730
00:35:40,738 --> 00:35:42,877
- Guys, I don't know. Should we quit?
- Yeah, definitely.

731
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,646
- Yo. Think I can help you boys.
- Is that for us?

732
00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:49,347
- Here we go.
- Not interested, thank you.

733
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,549
Hey, hey, hey.

734
00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:51,750
[NICK SIGHS]

735
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:54,055
Let's follow a strange guy
into a dark corner.

736
00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:02,761
Somebody said y'all looking
for somebody to help with business.

737
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:06,136
- [IN DEEP VOICE] Yep.
- Well, um...

738
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,038
- ...are you a businessman?
- Yeah.

739
00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,678
Motherfcrrrrrrrr Jones.

740
00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:13,578
- How's that?
- Motherfcrrrrrrrr Jones.

741
00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,717
Your first name is "Motherfcrrrrrrrr"?

742
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,945
Last name Jones.
You got a problem with that?

743
00:36:19,110 --> 00:36:23,616
No. No. Cool name. Yeah. Is that,
like, on your birth certificate too?

744
00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:25,124
JONES:
No, goofball.

745
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:27,356
My real name is Dean.

746
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,226
Dean Jones. Same name of
the actor in <i>Herbie, the Love Bug</i>.

747
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:31,594
He won't know who that is.

748
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:33,793
- I know who he is, bitch.
- Sorry.

749
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:37,565
I can't walk around in this fucking
neighborhood with that Disney-ass name.

750
00:36:37,962 --> 00:36:39,600
How'd you get the name
Motherfcrrrrrrrr?

751
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:41,903
When I was a kid, I snuck
into my mother's bedroom.

752
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:43,306
DALE: Ooh.
NICK: Uh-oh.

753
00:36:43,467 --> 00:36:44,878
- She was laying there naked.
- Dean.

754
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,777
- She had been drinking all night.
- We get it.

755
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:50,078
And then I snuck up behind her,
and then I slipped my fingers...

756
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:53,954
- ...into her purse.
- Purse? He said "purse."

757
00:36:54,111 --> 00:36:57,183
I took her money, the whole week's
pay. I really fucked her over.

758
00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,659
And that's how I got the name
Motherfcrrrrrrrr Jones.

759
00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:01,853
Right.

760
00:37:02,019 --> 00:37:05,000
They should call you Motherfcrrrrrrrr-Over
Jones to avoid confusion.

761
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,295
- What's the confusion?
- There's no confusion.

762
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:10,598
We're gonna get back on track here.
Sir, we each have a boss, uh...

763
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:11,796
...that, you know--

764
00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,911
There's three bosses, and it would be best
if those bosses maybe were no longer....

765
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,239
-No longer around anymore.
DALE: We want them...

766
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,508
NICK: You know?
-...killed.

767
00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,644
You got the cheese?

768
00:37:25,109 --> 00:37:27,851
We got the cheese.
What kind of cheese are you thinking?

769
00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,720
- What is that, three hits? That's....
- Yeah.

770
00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,293
-Thirty large.
KURT: Whoa.

771
00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,660
- Hungry.
- That's a lot of cheese.

772
00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:38,960
DALE:
Oh, here's an idea.

773
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:41,899
If you kill two, could we get
the third one hold the cheese?

774
00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:45,268
It's no negotiations.
Thirty large or nothing.

775
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:48,876
- That's more cheese than we've got.
- Okay, then. It's five large now.

776
00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,372
Then we're in. We're in. We're in. Right?

777
00:37:54,538 --> 00:37:57,644
Hang on. Wouldn't it be awful
if it was traceable back to us?

778
00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,185
I don't even know your names.

779
00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:01,254
- That is rude. This is Dale.
- Don't say my name.

780
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:05,292
Shut the fuck up. Listen. Bring the money
here tomorrow, I'll take care of the rest.

781
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:08,328
Do you want it in something specific,
a shoebox, duffel bag?

782
00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,898
-Just be here with the fucking money.
KURT: Yeah.

783
00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,433
-Put it in a briefcase.
NICK: Thanks for your time.

784
00:38:13,591 --> 00:38:14,626
Here we go.

785
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,794
DALE:
Is the briefcase coming out of your end?

786
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,201
[GRUNTS]

787
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,173
[LAUGHS]

788
00:39:24,161 --> 00:39:26,038
[JULIA MAKES SQUEAKING SOUND]

789
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:28,404
[CHUCKLES]

790
00:39:53,357 --> 00:39:54,563
Looks like it's all there.

791
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,103
Didn't even need a briefcase.
It's a small stack.

792
00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,969
- We should have used a manila envelope.
- It's all right.

793
00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:04,011
What is your projected outside date
of completion, Motherfcrrrrrrrr?

794
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,437
[SLURPS]

795
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,105
Ah.

796
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:11,242
I just got back from doing a dime
for some real nasty shit.

797
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:12,987
- That's 10 years.
- I know.

798
00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:16,250
They're looking at me. I'm on probation,
and if I step out of line...

799
00:40:18,282 --> 00:40:19,352
...I'm going back.

800
00:40:20,050 --> 00:40:22,257
- Right.
- Understood.

801
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,624
- Period? End of story?
- What does that mean?

802
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:29,260
- Wait. You said you'd take care of this.
- Yeah, I'll take care of it.

803
00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:33,875
I'm gonna be your murder consultant.

804
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,771
I'm sorry, but, uh....

805
00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:41,644
- No, man. Right? That's not cool.
- You don't shut this fucking hamster up....

806
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,877
- Don't call me a hamster now. Come on.
- Easy, easy.

807
00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:46,282
- It's just upsetting.
- No, it's somewhat accurate.

808
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,515
Look, that is not what we talked about,
Motherfcrrrrrrrr.

809
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,660
So how about we just take the money
and we'll get out of here?

810
00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:53,818
How about you go ffffffff yyyyyyyrself?
No refunds.

811
00:40:53,984 --> 00:40:57,693
That's $5000. If you think we're just gonna
walk out and let you keep that--

812
00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:00,495
-I think you're forgetting--
DALE: Don't go grabbing quickly.

813
00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:01,693
NICK:
Jesus.

814
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:05,238
Mr. Motherfcrrrrrrrr, please,
don't shoot us. Let's just talk it out.

815
00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:07,672
Listen, $5000 is mine.
I don't care what you say.

816
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:10,210
You can take my advice
or get the fuck out of here.

817
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,540
-That's a terrible deal.
KURT: We should listen.

818
00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:14,649
-Okay, $5000 worth of advice?
JONES: Yeah.

819
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,250
Most killers are first-timers.

820
00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:19,945
You wanna pull off a brilliant murder,
you gotta act like it's an accident.

821
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:23,182
Failed brakes, gas leaks, suicide.

822
00:41:23,347 --> 00:41:26,419
You do it right, you ain't even
gotta be there when it goes down.

823
00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:29,155
Oh, boy. That's five grand worth, huh?

824
00:41:29,353 --> 00:41:32,334
- Pretty pedestrian.
- Not really. Obvious information, isn't it?

825
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,801
Sounds like Scooby-Doo. How are we
supposed to fake three accidents?

826
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,030
JONES:
You stalk your prey.

827
00:41:37,194 --> 00:41:41,370
Gotta be smart. Find out where they live,
find out their habits. What's their hobbies?

828
00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:44,308
What they like, what food they like,
who they fucking.

829
00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:46,175
- Word.
- Find them vulnerable.

830
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,784
I have a job, you know?
What's that, surveillance and recon?

831
00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:53,581
That's why we were hiring, because
we wanna sub that out. We have jobs.

832
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:56,315
Even if you pull it off perfectly...

833
00:41:56,647 --> 00:41:59,059
...if you crackers got motives...

834
00:41:59,216 --> 00:42:00,251
...the popo...

835
00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,454
- That's police.
- ...will pin it to you.

836
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,226
We all have clear motives
for killing our bosses...

837
00:42:05,389 --> 00:42:08,393
...so this is not gonna work.
This is garbage.

838
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,063
I got it.

839
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:13,138
Why don't you kill each other's bosses?

840
00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:20,473
- That's actually a good idea.
- It's not bad.

841
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:23,141
Yeah, like Hitchcock's
<i>Strangers on a Train</i>, right?

842
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,220
- I didn't see that. They do that?
- Danny DeVito movie. It's funny.

843
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,950
That famous Alfred Hitchcock, Danny
DeVito movie. That's the one he's--

844
00:42:30,114 --> 00:42:32,390
Come on. You're thinking of
<i>Throw Momma From the Train</i>.

845
00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:34,621
- That's what it is.
- That I saw.

846
00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:36,890
Good movie.
That's what you're thinking about.

847
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,399
Same idea, though. We kill
each other's bosses, there's no link to us.

848
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:42,834
Exactly. Five thousand dollars
well spent, right?

849
00:42:42,993 --> 00:42:45,303
KURT: No. Not at all.
DALE: Waste of money.

850
00:42:45,462 --> 00:42:47,135
Well, too fucking bad.

851
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,572
Get out.

852
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:52,042
[PHONE RINGS]

853
00:42:52,369 --> 00:42:53,404
Hello.

854
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,518
Hey. I'm outside.
You ready to do a little recon?

855
00:42:56,674 --> 00:43:01,020
Yep. Yeah. I have to get Harken
to let me leave a little bit early.

856
00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:04,159
What's the difference? Not like
he'll be your boss much longer.

857
00:43:04,481 --> 00:43:05,926
I'll be down in three minutes.

858
00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,859
Three minutes it is. Bye.
He'll be down in three minutes.

859
00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:13,593
- Dude, these seats are crazy comfortable.
- Look at this. I know, it's so good. Ah.

860
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:17,131
The worst report I have ever read
in my life, you nimwit.

861
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:19,035
You're such a fucking dweeb.

862
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:23,876
Do you have a parking space?
Because I'm gonna take it away from you.

863
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:27,106
Who is it, like your mother-in-law
that knows my wife?

864
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,376
How you got this fucking job,
I don't even understand.

865
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,144
[GAGGING]

866
00:43:33,177 --> 00:43:34,212
[MAN GROANS]

867
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:35,789
Ugh.

868
00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:37,957
HARKEN:
What the hell?

869
00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:42,257
Sorry, everybody. I've been fighting
that bug all day. Let me get back to work.

870
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:46,299
No, no, no. You're disgusting. Go home.
I don't want you getting anyone else sick.

871
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,198
Probably best.

872
00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:52,464
Take all your work with you
and have it on my desk 6 a.m. Monday.

873
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:55,133
- You got it. Thank you, Mr. Harken.
- Jesus Christ.

874
00:43:55,299 --> 00:43:58,542
- Don't forget to take your fucking trash can.
- Yeah. No, that's mine.

875
00:43:58,702 --> 00:44:01,114
HARKEN:
You goddamn barfing pig.

876
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,045
KURT:
Evens are over here.

877
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,420
DALE: I know, but sometimes on some
streets evens are on the opposite side.

878
00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:11,616
KURT:
Never.

879
00:44:11,782 --> 00:44:14,058
Never have and they never will.
There it is, 428.

880
00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,789
DALE: Which one, which one?
-Don't stop right in front of it.

881
00:44:16,954 --> 00:44:19,730
Stop right here. Right here, right here.

882
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,336
KURT:
Okay, boys.

883
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:28,170
We wait till Pellit makes a move,
then we tail him, all right?

884
00:44:28,332 --> 00:44:29,936
- It is on like Donkey Kong.
- Ha, ha.

885
00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:32,740
- Hells yeah, man.
- Here we go, huh?

886
00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:34,814
I'm fucking pumped.

887
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:39,648
Oh, my God. This sucks.

888
00:44:40,144 --> 00:44:42,146
This is horrible, man.

889
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:45,351
Are we even sure this guy's home?

890
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,458
- Let's go check this out.
- Yeah, we should probably look, right?

891
00:44:54,892 --> 00:44:56,394
NICK:
Shh.

892
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,664
Oh, my God.

893
00:44:57,828 --> 00:44:59,637
What do you wanna do?
What's the plan?

894
00:44:59,797 --> 00:45:03,438
- Let's look through this window right here.
- No, no. No, let's ring the bell.

895
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,706
You're not gonna ring the bell.
Look through the window right here.

896
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,147
Chances are, he's not home.
I haven't seen any activity in this house--

897
00:45:10,307 --> 00:45:13,288
What are you doing?
You're not gonna ring the doorbell.

898
00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,583
[CAR ENGINE STARTS AND REVS]

899
00:45:15,746 --> 00:45:18,090
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO]

900
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,295
BOBBY:
Whoo-hoo!

901
00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:23,024
-Come on. Come on.
NICK: Dale, Dale, Dale.

902
00:45:25,622 --> 00:45:27,260
[GRUNTING]

903
00:45:29,827 --> 00:45:31,773
I didn't make it in.

904
00:45:35,699 --> 00:45:38,202
I'm sorry, guys. Didn't make it in.

905
00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,472
NICK:
You in?

906
00:45:39,636 --> 00:45:43,106
Yeah, I'm okay. Jesus Christ,
the guy owns a fucking bear?

907
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,013
- We're breaking and entering here.
- I know. Shh. Oh, look at this.

908
00:45:47,911 --> 00:45:50,721
Look at this place. It's awful.
It's like a douchebag museum.

909
00:45:52,216 --> 00:45:54,992
It's like we stepped inside
the mind of an asshole.

910
00:45:55,152 --> 00:45:56,187
[DALE CHUCKLES]

911
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:57,627
Shit. He's got a foosball table.

912
00:45:57,788 --> 00:46:00,530
Dale! Don't touch anything.
Get your hands off that.

913
00:46:01,325 --> 00:46:02,998
- Fingerprints.
- Yeah, fingerprints.

914
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,471
-God. We should be wearing gloves.
KURT: We don't have-- Oh, here. I know.

915
00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:08,507
Use your sleeves. Use your sleeves.

916
00:46:08,665 --> 00:46:10,372
- For what?
- Use them for gloves.

917
00:46:10,534 --> 00:46:13,481
- Come on.
- I can see my fingerprints from here.

918
00:46:13,637 --> 00:46:16,618
- What do we do? What's the plan?
- We're here to get some intel.

919
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:18,651
- "Intel"?
- It's short for "intelligence."

920
00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:21,346
- I know what it stands for.
- Then why did you ask?

921
00:46:21,578 --> 00:46:23,888
Why are we talking
about this? Let's split up.

922
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:27,824
In and out, in and out. We'll find something
good, and we're in and out of here.

923
00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:31,626
NICK: Stop chatting and start looking.
-We're committing a crime. This is a crime.

924
00:46:32,055 --> 00:46:33,625
Whoa.

925
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,507
-Nick.
NICK: Yeah?

926
00:46:38,662 --> 00:46:42,200
- Now, this would count as intel, right?
- Holy shit, that's a lot of cocaine.

927
00:46:42,366 --> 00:46:44,243
DALE:
Have you ever seen this much cocaine?

928
00:46:44,401 --> 00:46:46,540
That's gotta be worth,
what, 10, 15,000--?

929
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:51,316
Oh, I blew it. I blew that, didn't I?

930
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,412
Hmm.

931
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:08,963
NICK: Don't inhale.
-Grab the box. I'll scoop it in.

932
00:47:09,126 --> 00:47:11,902
I really don't wanna touch it.
I don't have sleeve-gloves.

933
00:47:12,062 --> 00:47:14,406
Get something to-- Ugh. I'll scoop it in.

934
00:47:14,565 --> 00:47:15,805
So bitter.

935
00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,214
Hmm.

936
00:47:32,816 --> 00:47:35,592
In the butt you go, go, go.

937
00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:39,161
There you go.

938
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:40,391
DALE:
Big scoop.

939
00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:42,628
All right, let me try this. Look out.

940
00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,739
- Yeah, that better work.
- Watch out.

941
00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,099
DALE:
There you go.

942
00:47:47,264 --> 00:47:48,607
NICK: I don't know.
DALE: Go slow.

943
00:47:48,765 --> 00:47:52,303
Get on the couch. Stop helping.

944
00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:55,544
[DALE COUGHING]

945
00:47:56,740 --> 00:47:58,777
All right.

946
00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:02,355
In you go.

947
00:48:02,512 --> 00:48:03,855
[CHUCKLES]

948
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:05,786
Ooh.

949
00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:15,496
You probably should have
emptied the DustBuster first.

950
00:48:19,496 --> 00:48:20,566
Is that what you think?

951
00:48:20,764 --> 00:48:23,176
I was thinking that.
On account of the dust.

952
00:48:26,036 --> 00:48:29,108
Well, I've heard of butt floss,
but this is ridiculous. Ha, ha.

953
00:48:29,273 --> 00:48:30,980
- Get a sifter, or a--
- Colander.

954
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:33,178
Colander would be good.

955
00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,412
And I'll start picking.

956
00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:38,153
[SNIFFS]

957
00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:41,754
That'll do.

958
00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:48,859
I feel like everything'll work out.
I'm like a machine. Look how fast I am.

959
00:48:49,026 --> 00:48:51,302
I'm moving super fast.
I can't even feel my nose.

960
00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:53,737
Wanna know what's weird?
I should be panicking...

961
00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:56,275
...and I am a little,
but it's in a very good way.

962
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,209
It's a good kind of panic
because I feel like I wanna die...

963
00:48:59,369 --> 00:49:01,645
- ...but I also feel very, very, very good.
- Yeah.

964
00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:03,716
Hey! What are you guys doing?

965
00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:06,480
Nothing. But before we go,
I wanna take one more dump.

966
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:09,817
Take a dump and I'm gonna
do push-ups. Because I gotta get fit.

967
00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,223
What the hell have you guys done?

968
00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:13,417
[DALE GRUNTS]

969
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,426
I'm feeling good, dude.
Wanna help me clean?

970
00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:17,587
We bond over this.
This is friendship stuff.

971
00:49:17,754 --> 00:49:21,224
We broke into someone's house.
It's the most amazing experience of my life.

972
00:49:21,391 --> 00:49:25,271
We broke into a man's house. Suddenly,
I'm like an expert at sifting cocaine.

973
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:27,534
It's amazing.
Come here and help me with this.

974
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,402
Can't believe we weren't prepared.

975
00:49:29,566 --> 00:49:31,910
That was completely dangerous,
a total waste of time.

976
00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:35,482
Well, no. Actually, not a total waste
of time. Look what I got.

977
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,016
- Not bad, huh?
- What is that?

978
00:49:37,174 --> 00:49:39,085
-Is this his phone?
KURT: That's his phone.

979
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:40,687
-You steal this?
KURT: I sure did.

980
00:49:40,844 --> 00:49:43,222
- It's got his contacts, schedule.
- Very nice.

981
00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:44,688
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?

982
00:49:44,848 --> 00:49:47,886
That's a crime. Pfft. Nope. Ha.
No one said we'd be stealing.

983
00:49:48,051 --> 00:49:50,725
- This is a good grab.
- We broke in! You guys did cocaine!

984
00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:53,834
- Right. Two-- Three crimes.
- He's all jitzed out. Ignore him.

985
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,801
We're in the process of
getting ready to kill three people...

986
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,372
...and you're giving me shit
about stealing a phone?

987
00:49:59,529 --> 00:50:01,600
Run it by me
if you'll be stealing stuff.

988
00:50:01,765 --> 00:50:03,176
- Run it by you?
- Run it by me!

989
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:06,439
- Nick, will you hold this for a second?
- What are you doing?

990
00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:09,015
"Run"? I'm not gonna run
anything by you.

991
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,584
I'm not gonna run anything by you.
Dickhead.

992
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:14,348
- There's a lot of stuff in here.
- I know.

993
00:50:14,511 --> 00:50:17,651
- Wanna go check out your boss now?
- Yeah, I guess we should.

994
00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:21,586
- You don't punch the driver!
- You don't punch the fucking driver.

995
00:50:21,752 --> 00:50:25,199
I'm coked out of my fucking brain.
I'll punch whoever the fuck I want to.

996
00:50:41,471 --> 00:50:43,473
Let's do this, guys. Feeling good.

997
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,314
- Be very quiet out there.
- Calm down, Dale.

998
00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:48,217
NICK:
You know what? Hang on a second.

999
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:52,292
Dale? Dude, hold it. Last time the three
of us did this, it was very messy.

1000
00:50:52,449 --> 00:50:54,725
- It was awesome, exciting.
- It was clunky as hell.

1001
00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:58,889
Here's what we'll do. In the event that
Harken is not here, just me and Kurt go in.

1002
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:01,502
You'll stay out here, not go in,
and be our lookout.

1003
00:51:01,658 --> 00:51:04,662
What? Are you kidding me?
That's awesome. I love that. The lookout.

1004
00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:06,967
- I don't know what the guy looks like.
- Doesn't matter.

1005
00:51:07,130 --> 00:51:10,270
You see anybody, just assume
that it's Harken, send us a signal.

1006
00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:12,107
- Okay? Have a seat.
- Okay.

1007
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:15,910
Okay. Send a sig--
I'm gonna honk the horn six times.

1008
00:51:16,073 --> 00:51:17,711
- Goddamn it. No.
- Did he say "six"?

1009
00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:20,252
- Something much more subtle.
- That's too many.

1010
00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,856
- More subtle? Four honks?
- Can you honk once?

1011
00:51:23,013 --> 00:51:24,492
- Are you kidding?
- Not at all.

1012
00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:27,094
People honk once all the time.
You'll be in and out--

1013
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:30,322
- We'll know it's you.
- Come on, man. Dale, two honks.

1014
00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:33,696
That kind of tone's gonna get you nowhere.
All right, two honks.

1015
00:51:33,857 --> 00:51:36,531
- Just two honks. A little tap, tap.
- Okay.

1016
00:51:36,693 --> 00:51:41,142
Two very long, very slow honks.

1017
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,377
- I'm gonna check this window over here.
- Okay.

1018
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:54,212
NICK: There's nothing on that side.
-Yeah. I don't think there's anyone in there.

1019
00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:57,190
I think he's definitely out.

1020
00:51:57,714 --> 00:51:59,557
Maybe we can find a way in upstairs.

1021
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:03,155
Yeah, or maybe there's a window open.

1022
00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:09,037
Or better yet....

1023
00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,128
That makes things easier, huh?

1024
00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:13,399
I like the way you think. Move.

1025
00:52:13,563 --> 00:52:15,509
- No, don't do that. Hey! God!
- Oh, shit.

1026
00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:17,067
I broke a rock.

1027
00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:19,874
Please tell me you realize
that was a key thingy.

1028
00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:23,074
KURT:
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

1029
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:25,481
You weren't gonna
throw a rock through the door?

1030
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,644
No, of course not.
No, I wanted to open it.

1031
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,052
Like a real cat burglar.

1032
00:52:32,349 --> 00:52:34,295
KURT:
Wow.

1033
00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:36,723
NICK:
Just recon, now, okay?

1034
00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:40,391
Hey, take this. I don't want it.
I want my hands free.

1035
00:52:40,557 --> 00:52:42,366
You broke it.

1036
00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:49,934
I feel the intel--

1037
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,135
[CAT SCREECHES]

1038
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:52,803
NICK: God!
-Okay, just a cat.

1039
00:52:52,969 --> 00:52:54,004
Out of nowhere.

1040
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,709
Just a cat. We're all right.
Let's look upstairs. Come on.

1041
00:52:58,241 --> 00:53:00,221
[SINGING ALONG TO SONG ON STEREO]
<i>They call me hell</i>

1042
00:53:00,377 --> 00:53:01,651
<i>They call me Stacey</i>

1043
00:53:01,811 --> 00:53:03,950
<i>That's not my name</i>
<i>That's not my name</i>

1044
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:07,027
<i>That's not my name</i>
<i>That's not my name</i>

1045
00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:08,322
<i>They call me hell</i>

1046
00:53:08,485 --> 00:53:09,657
<i>They call me her</i>

1047
00:53:09,819 --> 00:53:11,127
<i>They call me hell</i>

1048
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,562
<i>They call me Stacey</i>

1049
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:15,396
<i>That's not my name</i>
<i>That's not my name</i>

1050
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,239
[CAT SCREECHES]

1051
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,109
Oh! Goddamn it.

1052
00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:28,943
Jesus, how many cats do they have?

1053
00:53:29,105 --> 00:53:31,244
- It's the same one, I think. Yeah.
- Really?

1054
00:53:31,841 --> 00:53:33,752
Quick little bugger, huh?

1055
00:53:33,910 --> 00:53:34,945
Hey.

1056
00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:37,614
-Shit, is that Harken's wife?
NICK: Yeah, that's her.

1057
00:53:37,781 --> 00:53:40,091
- Oh, man, she is hot.
- She sure is. Here we go.

1058
00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:43,356
I'd like to bend her over a barrel
and show her the 50 states.

1059
00:53:43,653 --> 00:53:46,395
- I don't know what that means.
- Ah, it's a saying.

1060
00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:50,003
- I don't think so.
- No, it is, it is. Yeah. No, people say that.

1061
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,936
- I haven't heard it.
- I've definitely heard people say that.

1062
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:55,303
I'm not gonna argue.
Let's continue the recon.

1063
00:53:55,465 --> 00:53:58,378
KURT: Well, it's definitely a phrase.
-It sure isn't.

1064
00:53:58,535 --> 00:54:01,744
KURT: Yeah, it is. It's from a book.
<i>The Great Gatsby, maybe?</i>

1065
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:05,717
Let's just look for an address book
or a day planner or something. You know?

1066
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:09,823
You know, it's too bad we're not looking
for cats. These people fucking love cats.

1067
00:54:10,981 --> 00:54:12,688
[GAME CHARACTER YELLS]

1068
00:54:15,484 --> 00:54:17,157
[CHUCKLES]

1069
00:54:20,389 --> 00:54:22,266
[CHUCKLING]

1070
00:54:23,292 --> 00:54:25,363
[HARKEN PANTING]

1071
00:54:27,496 --> 00:54:29,169
[DALE CHUCKLING]

1072
00:54:32,100 --> 00:54:33,135
Hey, schmuckface.

1073
00:54:36,238 --> 00:54:40,653
You wanna tell me what you're doing
littering on my street?

1074
00:54:40,809 --> 00:54:44,279
I think what happened, ahem, was that
the wind blew it out of my hand.

1075
00:54:44,446 --> 00:54:46,790
I don't care if the wind
blew it out of your twat.

1076
00:54:46,949 --> 00:54:51,125
Why don't you take this piece-of-shit car
and get off my fucking block.

1077
00:54:51,286 --> 00:54:55,132
I don't know why you're mad at the car.
I don't think we should get hostile now.

1078
00:54:55,290 --> 00:54:57,133
"Hostile"? You wanna see hostile?

1079
00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:58,999
How about I go in my house
and I get my--?

1080
00:54:59,161 --> 00:55:00,196
[HARKEN GASPING]

1081
00:55:00,362 --> 00:55:01,841
What are--?
What's going on with you?

1082
00:55:03,065 --> 00:55:04,544
Peanuts.

1083
00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,474
"Penis"?

1084
00:55:07,102 --> 00:55:08,513
Oh, peanuts.

1085
00:55:08,670 --> 00:55:11,844
That was a peanut butter sandwich.
Are you not good with peanuts?

1086
00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:14,851
What are you pointing at?
What's going on? What's here?

1087
00:55:15,344 --> 00:55:17,346
Oh, I got it! What do I do? What do I do?

1088
00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:21,158
"Check the needle, pump back, pump--"
Okay, hold on. I'm a slow reader.

1089
00:55:21,316 --> 00:55:22,818
"Hold the pump--" Okay, okay!

1090
00:55:22,985 --> 00:55:25,522
Jab it in your chest. Okay.
I got you, dude. Ready?

1091
00:55:27,322 --> 00:55:28,858
[BOTH YELL]

1092
00:55:30,025 --> 00:55:31,231
How you feeling, you good?

1093
00:55:31,393 --> 00:55:33,703
You good? Did I get you? Did I get you?

1094
00:55:36,899 --> 00:55:40,108
Whoa. Whoa. Dude, come here. Hurry.

1095
00:55:40,269 --> 00:55:41,805
Look at this.

1096
00:55:42,738 --> 00:55:44,046
[GRUNTING]

1097
00:55:44,206 --> 00:55:46,846
- Is that Harken? Dale's killing Harken?
- That's Harken?

1098
00:55:47,009 --> 00:55:48,852
I'm gonna hit you again, okay?

1099
00:55:49,878 --> 00:55:51,789
NICK: What is he doing?
-He's really doing it?

1100
00:55:51,947 --> 00:55:54,257
- This is the recon stage.
- Holy shit.

1101
00:55:54,416 --> 00:55:57,056
We gotta get out of here.
Come on, we gotta go. Oh, God.

1102
00:56:00,222 --> 00:56:01,326
I'm pushing on it. Okay.

1103
00:56:01,490 --> 00:56:02,525
[HARKEN GROANING]

1104
00:56:02,691 --> 00:56:05,297
What about little jabs? Little jabs?

1105
00:56:05,494 --> 00:56:06,734
Do I get your neck?

1106
00:56:07,195 --> 00:56:08,606
[HARKEN YELLS]

1107
00:56:08,764 --> 00:56:10,300
DALE:
Was that good?

1108
00:56:13,502 --> 00:56:15,140
Come on, man!

1109
00:56:15,304 --> 00:56:16,339
RHONDA:
Oh, my God.

1110
00:56:16,572 --> 00:56:17,778
DALE:
Hey, hey! Come here!

1111
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:21,319
What's going on? What are you doing?
What's happened?

1112
00:56:21,476 --> 00:56:24,047
I think he's okay! I hit him
with this. Do you know him?

1113
00:56:24,212 --> 00:56:27,682
Of course, he's my husband. Sweetie?
Honey? Sweetheart, are you okay?

1114
00:56:27,849 --> 00:56:30,159
[HARKEN MOANING
AND RHONDA SHRIEKING]

1115
00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:32,993
- There he is. Hey.
- Ah. What did you do to me?

1116
00:56:33,155 --> 00:56:36,136
I saved you with your thingy.
It was incredible.

1117
00:56:36,291 --> 00:56:38,669
Oh, my God, sweetie.
He saved your life.

1118
00:56:38,827 --> 00:56:39,897
You saved his life.

1119
00:56:40,729 --> 00:56:42,299
Okay. That's cool.

1120
00:56:42,464 --> 00:56:44,501
- What's with the hugging?
- Saved your life!

1121
00:56:44,666 --> 00:56:49,172
Oh, sweetie, I am just so grateful
that he was here. You could have died.

1122
00:56:49,338 --> 00:56:51,682
-I'm sure you are grateful he's here.
RHONDA: Yes, I am.

1123
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:53,649
- You know this guy?
- No, I don't.

1124
00:56:53,809 --> 00:56:57,154
Are you fucking this guy? What were
you doing, waiting to fuck my wife?

1125
00:56:57,312 --> 00:57:00,054
Dude, I just met your wife.
You want your thing back?

1126
00:57:02,217 --> 00:57:04,094
- You better get out of here.
- No problem.

1127
00:57:04,252 --> 00:57:06,425
Dave. Dave, what are you--? Honey?

1128
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:10,365
Honey, you should be thanking this young
man. Why are you being so suspicious?

1129
00:57:10,525 --> 00:57:12,368
HARKEN:
Why? You know why I'm being suspicious.

1130
00:57:12,527 --> 00:57:14,006
Because I know you sleep
around on me.

1131
00:57:14,162 --> 00:57:15,197
[HORN HONKS TWICE]

1132
00:57:15,364 --> 00:57:16,399
RHONDA:
That's ridiculous.

1133
00:57:16,565 --> 00:57:18,203
HARKEN: What about the way
you look at Maurilio?

1134
00:57:20,435 --> 00:57:23,348
You realize we're all going to jail
because of that idiot?

1135
00:57:23,505 --> 00:57:26,543
Man, I can't go to jail. Look at me.
I'll get raped like crazy.

1136
00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:27,948
Fuck, me too.

1137
00:57:29,211 --> 00:57:30,952
Yeah, totally.

1138
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,087
I'd get raped just as much
as you would, Kurt.

1139
00:57:34,249 --> 00:57:36,525
- Do you think you're more rape-able?
- I'm not saying that.

1140
00:57:36,685 --> 00:57:37,720
[TIRES SCREECH]

1141
00:57:37,886 --> 00:57:40,059
- You're pretty close to saying--
- Oh, fuck.

1142
00:57:45,394 --> 00:57:46,668
[LAUGHING]

1143
00:57:46,828 --> 00:57:49,331
Holy shit.
Did you guys see me out there?

1144
00:57:49,498 --> 00:57:50,977
Yeah, we saw you, Dale.

1145
00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:53,113
Shh. Yeah, we saw that.

1146
00:57:53,268 --> 00:57:54,542
How cool was that?

1147
00:57:54,703 --> 00:57:57,479
It wasn't cool at all.
We come out to gather information...

1148
00:57:57,639 --> 00:58:00,916
...and you start stabbing Harken to death
in front of the neighborhood?

1149
00:58:01,076 --> 00:58:03,317
- Harken?
- Who'd you think you were stabbing?

1150
00:58:03,478 --> 00:58:04,650
I wasn't stabbing anyone.

1151
00:58:04,813 --> 00:58:08,522
He had an allergic reaction to some peanuts
and I rescued him, know what I mean?

1152
00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:10,686
He had a little allergy shot on him
and I--

1153
00:58:10,886 --> 00:58:13,924
I mean, I jabbed him with that,
but I was just saving his life.

1154
00:58:14,089 --> 00:58:15,864
-Saved a man's life.
NICK: Hang on a second.

1155
00:58:16,024 --> 00:58:18,595
So my boss, who we're
thinking about planning to kill...

1156
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,263
...is dying in front of you
and you saved his life?

1157
00:58:21,430 --> 00:58:23,876
Well, that sounds bad
when you say it like that.

1158
00:58:24,032 --> 00:58:26,308
- Can you open the door?
- That's not cool.

1159
00:58:26,468 --> 00:58:29,005
-But I didn't know it was Harken.
NICK: Hit the button.

1160
00:58:29,171 --> 00:58:31,447
This is why I need to know
what people look like.

1161
00:58:31,606 --> 00:58:33,279
You're mad at me for killing him....

1162
00:58:33,442 --> 00:58:35,422
Can we give him a time-out?
For one second.

1163
00:58:35,577 --> 00:58:37,818
Make up your fucking mind. It's like--

1164
00:58:37,979 --> 00:58:39,014
What is this?

1165
00:58:39,181 --> 00:58:41,525
You gotta admit
we got some good intel tonight.

1166
00:58:41,683 --> 00:58:45,096
Harken is allergic to peanuts
and Pellit's got a huge stash of cocaine.

1167
00:58:45,253 --> 00:58:46,527
Are you playing this game?

1168
00:58:46,688 --> 00:58:50,864
So all we gotta do is figure a way to get
peanuts somewhere into Harken's house...

1169
00:58:51,026 --> 00:58:52,972
...and put some poison in Pellit's coke.

1170
00:58:53,128 --> 00:58:56,268
It's easy for someone to think
Pellit got a bad batch of cocaine.

1171
00:58:56,431 --> 00:58:59,537
You seriously locking me
out of the car like we're in 8th grade?

1172
00:58:59,701 --> 00:59:02,443
What about Harken? Probably
always got that injector thing.

1173
00:59:02,604 --> 00:59:03,981
Doesn't shower with it.

1174
00:59:04,139 --> 00:59:06,449
So then we'll put some peanuts
inside his shampoo.

1175
00:59:06,641 --> 00:59:09,315
A couple of fatal accidents
we're not even there for.

1176
00:59:09,478 --> 00:59:12,015
- Motherfcrrrrrrrr Jones would be so proud.
- Yeah, he would.

1177
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:14,854
- Getting old.
- What do you do about dummy's boss?

1178
00:59:15,016 --> 00:59:17,656
I'll stake her out tomorrow
and get to the bottom of it.

1179
00:59:17,819 --> 00:59:20,698
DALE: A man has his limits.
-That left a fucking dent.

1180
00:59:23,091 --> 00:59:24,832
Get him fucking home.

1181
00:59:24,993 --> 00:59:29,066
Very funny. That was very funny, guys.

1182
00:59:29,231 --> 00:59:31,734
We have one thing to figure out,
if you can help us.

1183
00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,279
If Nick and I were in prison,
who do you think would get raped more?

1184
00:59:36,071 --> 00:59:37,311
Nick.

1185
00:59:37,472 --> 00:59:40,453
Really? Why?

1186
00:59:40,675 --> 00:59:43,713
It's about weakness and vulnerability.
It's not a looks thing.

1187
00:59:43,879 --> 00:59:45,085
It probably would be Nick.

1188
00:59:45,247 --> 00:59:48,490
DALE: Getting locked out of the car
is bullshit, man.

1189
01:00:32,861 --> 01:00:34,772
That's an awesome deal.

1190
01:00:40,569 --> 01:00:43,641
Jesus, Dale. It's a murder,
not a cocktail party.

1191
01:00:43,805 --> 01:00:46,251
I know. You don't have to
announce that to the world.

1192
01:00:46,408 --> 01:00:49,412
There was a great deal on nuts.
I'm not gonna pass up on savings.

1193
01:00:49,578 --> 01:00:50,784
Okay, so this is it.

1194
01:00:50,946 --> 01:00:55,190
I'm doing Pellit, you're gonna do Harken,
and you'll get some intel from Julia, right?

1195
01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:57,920
- Copy that.
- Okay. See you on the other side.

1196
01:01:28,316 --> 01:01:29,761
KURT:
Okay.

1197
01:01:34,322 --> 01:01:36,199
BOBBY: Thank you, Kimmy.
KIMMY: You're welcome.

1198
01:01:36,925 --> 01:01:37,960
BOBBY:
That was great.

1199
01:01:38,126 --> 01:01:40,436
KIMMY: See you next time.
BOBBY: Yeah.

1200
01:01:40,595 --> 01:01:43,974
-Thank you, Bill.
BILL: Thank you, Bobby.

1201
01:01:51,773 --> 01:01:53,377
KURT:
What?

1202
01:01:54,009 --> 01:01:55,317
Whew.

1203
01:01:56,211 --> 01:01:57,246
Oh.

1204
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,621
[KURT CHUCKLES]

1205
01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:04,420
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

1206
01:02:04,586 --> 01:02:05,929
Shit.

1207
01:02:07,656 --> 01:02:09,567
-Hey.
NICK: <i>How's it going over there?</i>

1208
01:02:09,925 --> 01:02:13,065
-What do you know about Julia?
KURT: <i>I learned I gotta switch dentists...</i>

1209
01:02:13,228 --> 01:02:15,230
...because this woman
is unbelievably hot.

1210
01:02:15,397 --> 01:02:18,606
- <i>How's it going over there?</i>
- Uh, it's--

1211
01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:23,406
Just-- I'm waiting for, you know,
Pellit to sleep or leave or....

1212
01:02:23,571 --> 01:02:26,051
Just-- Just waiting.

1213
01:02:26,207 --> 01:02:28,949
Wonder what, uh,
Dale's doing with Harken.

1214
01:02:29,110 --> 01:02:30,851
NOAH [ON VIDEO]:
<i>It's gonna be really hard.</i>

1215
01:02:31,012 --> 01:02:34,858
<i>And we'll have to work at this every day,</i>
<i>but I wanna do that because I want you.</i>

1216
01:02:35,016 --> 01:02:38,361
<i>I want all of you forever, you and me,</i>
<i>every day--</i>

1217
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,261
[ALLIE CHUCKLES ON VIDEO]

1218
01:02:43,692 --> 01:02:45,171
[SNIFFS]

1219
01:02:53,835 --> 01:02:56,008
[CARL DOUGLAS' "KUNG FU FIGHTING"
PLAYING ON CELL PHONE]

1220
01:02:56,171 --> 01:02:58,447
<i>Everybody was kung-fu fighting</i>

1221
01:02:59,841 --> 01:03:03,118
<i>Everybody was kung-fu fighting</i>

1222
01:03:05,213 --> 01:03:06,817
HARKEN:
Give me that.

1223
01:03:06,982 --> 01:03:08,723
Give it to me.

1224
01:03:27,202 --> 01:03:31,173
Jesus. Where does this guy
get the energy?

1225
01:03:34,409 --> 01:03:36,013
Oh, yeah.

1226
01:03:50,225 --> 01:03:51,602
[CAT SCREECHES]

1227
01:03:52,427 --> 01:03:54,168
[PANTING]

1228
01:03:54,329 --> 01:03:56,400
What the fuck was that?

1229
01:04:02,837 --> 01:04:05,681
Okay. Okay.

1230
01:04:10,745 --> 01:04:14,056
Okay. Okay.

1231
01:04:14,215 --> 01:04:15,990
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

1232
01:04:19,154 --> 01:04:22,067
- Yeah, Dale?
- I don't think I can do this.

1233
01:04:22,757 --> 01:04:25,533
<i>Look, I know</i>
<i>you really hate Harken but...</i>

1234
01:04:26,428 --> 01:04:28,271
...I don't think
I can go through with it.

1235
01:04:28,430 --> 01:04:29,465
<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

1236
01:04:29,631 --> 01:04:32,703
I know. I've been thinking
the same thing.

1237
01:04:32,867 --> 01:04:35,438
<i>-Yeah, let's just call it off.</i>
-What the fuck?

1238
01:04:35,603 --> 01:04:37,742
- What?
- It's Harken. He's here.

1239
01:04:37,906 --> 01:04:38,976
<i>He's at Pellit's? Why?</i>

1240
01:04:39,140 --> 01:04:41,643
I don't know. He's walking
right up to the front door.

1241
01:04:42,077 --> 01:04:44,853
- <i>You think he's onto us?</i>
- How the fuck do I know?

1242
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,226
BOBBY:
Knock a little louder?

1243
01:04:47,382 --> 01:04:48,417
What? What?

1244
01:04:48,583 --> 01:04:50,187
["KUNG FU FIGHTING"
PLAYING ON CELL PHONE]

1245
01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:54,123
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ,
Harken just shot Pellit.

1246
01:04:54,289 --> 01:04:55,666
<i>Are you sure?</i>

1247
01:04:55,824 --> 01:04:59,203
Holy shit. Pellit opened up the door,
Harken shot him in the chest...

1248
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,533
...he fell down, he shot him again
in the head.

1249
01:05:01,696 --> 01:05:05,269
<i>He shot him? Wait, what's going on?</i>
<i>I don't understand. He shot him?</i>

1250
01:05:05,433 --> 01:05:07,470
<i>Nick? Say something.</i>
<i>Nick, Nick.</i>

1251
01:05:07,635 --> 01:05:10,844
<i>Nick! Nick, Nick, talk to me.</i>
<i>Nick, what's happening?</i>

1252
01:05:11,005 --> 01:05:12,109
What's going on?

1253
01:05:12,273 --> 01:05:14,753
- <i>How's Pellit doing?</i>
- Still pretty fucking dead, Dale.

1254
01:05:22,016 --> 01:05:25,964
I gotta get out of here before somebody
sees me. Meet me at the bar. I'll call Kurt.

1255
01:05:26,121 --> 01:05:27,532
Yeah. I'll meet you there.

1256
01:05:27,689 --> 01:05:31,603
I might throw up a couple times in the toilet
here, but then I'll meet you there.

1257
01:05:33,995 --> 01:05:35,065
Oh.

1258
01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:36,538
Oh, Toyota.

1259
01:05:42,170 --> 01:05:44,912
[CAMERA CLICKING
AND HORNS HONKING]

1260
01:05:47,575 --> 01:05:49,282
Stay calm. We'll figure this out.

1261
01:05:49,444 --> 01:05:51,446
"Calm"?
I saw a guy get shot an hour ago.

1262
01:05:51,613 --> 01:05:55,117
- I know. A guy you were gonna kill anyway.
- Listen, I don't know about that.

1263
01:05:55,316 --> 01:05:56,989
- What?
- Don't know if I had it in me.

1264
01:05:57,152 --> 01:05:59,223
I freaked out and panicked,
got out of there.

1265
01:05:59,387 --> 01:06:01,833
Are you kidding?
You can't change a plan like this--

1266
01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:03,025
I'm not a murderer.

1267
01:06:03,191 --> 01:06:06,195
You think when it came down to it,
you'd be able to kill Julia?

1268
01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:10,207
I don't know. Maybe you're right.
It is a little hard to imagine killing her now.

1269
01:06:10,365 --> 01:06:13,471
-"Now"?
DALE: Wait, what does that mean?

1270
01:06:13,635 --> 01:06:15,239
- Did you sleep with her?
- No, no.

1271
01:06:15,403 --> 01:06:17,815
DALE: Tell me you didn't sleep with her.
-You're a mess.

1272
01:06:17,972 --> 01:06:20,248
But this time it wasn't my fault,
I swear to God.

1273
01:06:20,408 --> 01:06:22,786
You will be a suspect
if you try and kill her now.

1274
01:06:22,944 --> 01:06:25,982
At first I was surveilling her,
like I was asked to do.

1275
01:06:26,147 --> 01:06:30,323
- She's incredibly hot, by the way. So hot.
- Don't talk about how hot she is, bastard.

1276
01:06:30,485 --> 01:06:32,692
Next thing,
she starts deliberately undressing.

1277
01:06:32,854 --> 01:06:33,889
NICK:
<i>Come on.</i>

1278
01:06:34,055 --> 01:06:36,001
KURT:
<i>In front of her window with the lights on.</i>

1279
01:06:36,157 --> 01:06:38,569
-<i>Like she knew I was watching.</i>
DALE: <i>"Deliberately undressed"?</i>

1280
01:06:38,726 --> 01:06:40,899
KURT: <i>Slowly, seductively,</i>
<i>lot of shoulder moves...</i>

1281
01:06:41,062 --> 01:06:42,939
...is clearly putting on a show.

1282
01:06:43,097 --> 01:06:46,010
-<i>Next she makes herself a little snack.</i>
NICK: <i>She have a nice chest?</i>

1283
01:06:46,167 --> 01:06:47,202
KURT:
<i>A Popsicle.</i>

1284
01:06:47,368 --> 01:06:48,938
-<i>Then a banana.</i>
DALE: <i>Come on.</i>

1285
01:06:49,103 --> 01:06:52,641
-<i>And finally, a hot dog. I mean, come on.</i>
DALE: <i>Now I don't believe your story.</i>

1286
01:06:52,807 --> 01:06:55,686
Three penis-shaped foods,
that can't be a coincidence, right?

1287
01:06:55,843 --> 01:06:58,449
Eating them in that weird order?
Not a proper meal.

1288
01:06:58,613 --> 01:06:59,683
It's cold to hot.

1289
01:06:59,847 --> 01:07:02,760
Fine. So you took the penis foods
as an invitation to fuck her.

1290
01:07:02,917 --> 01:07:06,729
KURT: <i>No, no. God, no. I took her invitation</i>
<i>to fuck her as an invitation to fuck her.</i>

1291
01:07:06,921 --> 01:07:09,197
<i>She lured me in. It was</i>
<i>like one of these things.</i>

1292
01:07:09,357 --> 01:07:11,860
NICK: <i>Something clinically wrong with you.</i>
DALE: <i>You're a whore.</i>

1293
01:07:12,026 --> 01:07:14,870
KURT: <i>Come on. That's not nice, okay?</i>
<i>Look, your problem's solved.</i>

1294
01:07:15,029 --> 01:07:16,531
She won't mess with you anymore.

1295
01:07:16,698 --> 01:07:19,338
Can we move on?
Let's talk about what happened to Pellit.

1296
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:23,175
All right, okay. Let me think. Okay,
here's what I'm thinking. Here's my idea.

1297
01:07:23,338 --> 01:07:25,750
We call the cops
with an anonymous tip. All right?

1298
01:07:25,907 --> 01:07:27,944
We tell them Harken killed Pellit. Boom.

1299
01:07:28,109 --> 01:07:31,556
Harken's in jail, Pellit's in hell,
Julia's had the crazy fucked out of her...

1300
01:07:31,713 --> 01:07:33,920
...and all three of us
have our problems solved.

1301
01:07:34,082 --> 01:07:36,323
It could work. An anonymous tip,
that's not bad.

1302
01:07:36,484 --> 01:07:37,519
KURT:
Mm-hm.

1303
01:07:37,685 --> 01:07:40,632
Gotta be from a pay phone, though,
so it's not traced back to us.

1304
01:07:40,788 --> 01:07:43,826
- Exactly.
- Good. Let's take my car. Let's do it.

1305
01:07:44,859 --> 01:07:47,533
All right. Where do you even
find a pay phone these days?

1306
01:07:47,695 --> 01:07:49,675
There's a ton at the bus station for sure.

1307
01:07:49,831 --> 01:07:52,641
Oh, yeah, I guess that's a good point.
Maybe the mall.

1308
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,245
What is this?

1309
01:07:54,636 --> 01:07:57,412
- What is this?
- Is that for us?

1310
01:07:57,572 --> 01:07:59,711
DALE: What?
-Oh, shit.

1311
01:08:06,114 --> 01:08:07,320
[WINDOW MOVES DOWN]

1312
01:08:07,482 --> 01:08:09,257
OFFICER:
All the way down.

1313
01:08:10,685 --> 01:08:12,289
Right there.

1314
01:08:13,988 --> 01:08:17,697
- Are you the owner of this vehicle?
- I own it. Yup.

1315
01:08:17,892 --> 01:08:23,274
We got an APB on a gray Toyota Prius,
license 2-Whiskey-Alpha-Quincy-2-3-3.

1316
01:08:23,431 --> 01:08:24,671
- How come?
- Hang on, man.

1317
01:08:24,832 --> 01:08:26,812
- Did I talk to you?
- No.

1318
01:08:27,235 --> 01:08:29,943
That's this car. Tell me how I can help.

1319
01:08:30,104 --> 01:08:33,176
A traffic cam caught this car
fleeing the scene of a crime tonight.

1320
01:08:33,341 --> 01:08:36,811
- Would you know anything about that?
- I don't know why it would do that.

1321
01:08:37,245 --> 01:08:40,226
I mean, I don't know. What happened?

1322
01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:42,418
- Have you been drinking?
- No.

1323
01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,990
I smell alcohol.

1324
01:08:44,152 --> 01:08:46,359
- This guy and the mouth in the back.
- That's me.

1325
01:08:47,622 --> 01:08:49,795
I'm gonna need you
to follow us to the station.

1326
01:08:49,957 --> 01:08:51,163
KURT:
Officer.

1327
01:08:51,526 --> 01:08:52,664
My man.

1328
01:08:54,729 --> 01:08:58,802
I cannot believe I let you talk me into
this whole thing. I cannot believe it.

1329
01:08:58,966 --> 01:09:01,105
Are you kidding me?
We were being hypothetical.

1330
01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:03,613
- Being hypothetical?
- You're the one that pushed us into it.

1331
01:09:03,771 --> 01:09:05,751
[ALL CROWING AND BARKING]

1332
01:09:05,907 --> 01:09:07,784
[CHUCKLES]

1333
01:09:07,942 --> 01:09:11,981
Do you wanna explain
why you were doing 61 in a 25 zone...

1334
01:09:12,146 --> 01:09:14,353
...one block from the victim's house...

1335
01:09:14,515 --> 01:09:16,688
...just moments after he got shot dead?

1336
01:09:18,286 --> 01:09:19,526
I was drag racing.

1337
01:09:20,688 --> 01:09:23,635
- I'm a drag racer.
- You were drag racing?

1338
01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:24,861
Mm.

1339
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,096
In a Prius?

1340
01:09:30,498 --> 01:09:31,602
I don't win a lot.

1341
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:34,110
Here's what I don't understand.

1342
01:09:34,268 --> 01:09:36,475
You were at the crime scene.

1343
01:09:36,637 --> 01:09:40,949
Hour later we find the car. You happened to
be hanging with this freaky motherfcrrrrrrrr.

1344
01:09:41,109 --> 01:09:43,919
- A registered sex offender.
- It was an empty playground.

1345
01:09:44,078 --> 01:09:48,220
And this guy. Who happens to be working
for Pellit Chemicals, the victim's company.

1346
01:09:48,683 --> 01:09:50,094
What?

1347
01:09:51,452 --> 01:09:52,692
My boss was murdered?

1348
01:09:53,554 --> 01:09:58,936
Oh, wow. What were you doing at his
house, Nick? Why were you there?

1349
01:09:59,961 --> 01:10:02,464
Where were you during the murder?

1350
01:10:03,097 --> 01:10:07,011
I was making love.
I was making love to a woman.

1351
01:10:07,168 --> 01:10:09,307
Yeah. Murdering some ass.

1352
01:10:10,638 --> 01:10:13,209
-Detectives....
KURT: No, uh, I have a question.

1353
01:10:13,374 --> 01:10:16,048
If one of us knew, you know,
who the shooter was...

1354
01:10:16,210 --> 01:10:20,556
...and he was willing to
serve you that perp on a platter...

1355
01:10:21,215 --> 01:10:24,685
...he would be entitled
to some sort of immunity, right?

1356
01:10:24,852 --> 01:10:27,696
No. He would be entitled
to some jail time.

1357
01:10:28,189 --> 01:10:30,692
If he knew who the shooter was
and didn't tell us...

1358
01:10:30,858 --> 01:10:32,735
...that would be obstruction of justice.

1359
01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,803
Glad none of us
know who the shooter is.

1360
01:10:34,962 --> 01:10:40,071
Listen, if you think we're gonna believe
that this is all just a big coincidence...

1361
01:10:40,234 --> 01:10:42,407
...we're gonna be here for a long time.

1362
01:10:44,238 --> 01:10:49,278
Okay, wait. By saying
"we're gonna be here for a long time"...

1363
01:10:49,911 --> 01:10:52,721
...you're implying that
we're not allowed to leave...

1364
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,487
...which would only be the case if we
were under arrest. Are we under arrest?

1365
01:10:56,784 --> 01:10:59,663
No. We just brought you in
for questioning.

1366
01:11:00,621 --> 01:11:03,363
Well, then, ipso facto...

1367
01:11:03,524 --> 01:11:06,869
...you don't have sufficient evidence...

1368
01:11:07,028 --> 01:11:09,838
...constituting probable cause
for an arrest warrant.

1369
01:11:09,997 --> 01:11:11,032
Not yet.

1370
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:15,705
Well, uh, then, pursuant to
the Fourth Amendment...

1371
01:11:16,671 --> 01:11:20,141
...I believe we are free to go.
Are we not?

1372
01:11:20,775 --> 01:11:22,220
Yeah, technically. Yeah.

1373
01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,224
Technically is good enough for me.

1374
01:11:25,379 --> 01:11:28,223
Gentlemen, ahem, we are free men.

1375
01:11:28,683 --> 01:11:30,185
Let's go.

1376
01:11:30,351 --> 01:11:32,456
We gotta get back to your car.
Keep moving.

1377
01:11:32,620 --> 01:11:35,100
We get a cab? Take the train?
What do you wanna do?

1378
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:38,931
- You ever been on a subway in this town?
- Pretty great. Where'd that come from?

1379
01:11:39,093 --> 01:11:41,869
<i>Law & Order</i>, okay? You can
learn stuff watching <i>Law & Order</i>.

1380
01:11:42,029 --> 01:11:43,872
- We showed them, huh?
- We did show them.

1381
01:11:44,031 --> 01:11:45,567
You were about to turn us in.

1382
01:11:45,733 --> 01:11:49,875
There was a few conversations about ratting
each other out, but it was gonna be fine.

1383
01:11:50,037 --> 01:11:51,311
Hold on.

1384
01:11:51,472 --> 01:11:54,282
That's for you, hotshot.
Speeding and running a red light.

1385
01:11:55,142 --> 01:11:57,281
You boys don't get
too comfortable out there.

1386
01:11:57,445 --> 01:12:02,554
Our forensics team is sweeping the Pellit
house right now for DNA and fingerprints.

1387
01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:05,761
And I'll tell you something.
They don't miss shit.

1388
01:12:10,424 --> 01:12:12,495
KURT:
In the butt you go, go, go.

1389
01:12:14,228 --> 01:12:16,606
Why would you put his whole bathroom
in your ass?!

1390
01:12:16,764 --> 01:12:20,769
- I didn't I know I had DNA in my butt.
- Lying! You know there's DNA in your butt.

1391
01:12:20,935 --> 01:12:23,415
You just like shoving shit in your ass,
you fucking pervert!

1392
01:12:23,571 --> 01:12:25,380
We are lawyering up, man. That's it.

1393
01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:29,511
I don't have money for a lawyer. I bought
a very expensive ring I can't afford...

1394
01:12:29,677 --> 01:12:32,624
...then I gave the rest of my motherfucking
money to Motherfcrrrrrrrr Jones.

1395
01:12:32,780 --> 01:12:34,384
That's who we should talk to.

1396
01:12:34,549 --> 01:12:38,554
- He's covered us this far, right? Five grand?
- Five thousand. Forty, with the briefcase.

1397
01:12:38,753 --> 01:12:41,029
- Shut up about that!
- Shut up about the briefcase.

1398
01:12:41,188 --> 01:12:42,963
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

1399
01:12:43,824 --> 01:12:46,236
Excuse me. Excuse me. Da-da-da.

1400
01:12:46,394 --> 01:12:49,898
- Hello, Motherfcrrrrrrrr.
- Hey, look who's back. Look who's back.

1401
01:12:50,064 --> 01:12:52,908
Whatever happened to
that, uh, <i>Strangers on a Train</i> shit?

1402
01:12:53,067 --> 01:12:54,740
Didn't work out. We need your help.

1403
01:12:54,902 --> 01:12:57,746
One of our intended victims
killed the other intended victim.

1404
01:12:57,905 --> 01:12:59,509
- Shut the fuck up.
- It's gone bad.

1405
01:12:59,674 --> 01:13:01,551
You guys are some fucking evil geniuses.

1406
01:13:01,709 --> 01:13:05,179
Thank you, but we had nothing to do
with it. We don't know why it happened.

1407
01:13:05,346 --> 01:13:06,882
The cops bring us in as suspects.

1408
01:13:07,048 --> 01:13:10,757
Kurt's DNA's all over the apartment because
he shoved a toothbrush up his ass.

1409
01:13:10,918 --> 01:13:13,455
KURT: That's not the point.
-I'm giving him the whole story.

1410
01:13:13,621 --> 01:13:15,760
I got you. First thing first,
we gotta handle business.

1411
01:13:15,923 --> 01:13:17,493
KURT:
Mm-hm.

1412
01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:20,734
- I need $5000.
- There's gonna be no more money.

1413
01:13:20,895 --> 01:13:22,499
- Two thousand?
- Absolutely not.

1414
01:13:22,663 --> 01:13:25,769
No way, Motherfcrrrrrrrr. No.

1415
01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,613
All right, look, pay for my drinks.

1416
01:13:28,769 --> 01:13:30,305
- Pay for his drink.
- I'll do that.

1417
01:13:30,471 --> 01:13:31,973
Not a very good negotiator.

1418
01:13:32,139 --> 01:13:35,245
The guy that killed the other guy,
are the cops after him?

1419
01:13:35,409 --> 01:13:37,252
No, no, they don't suspect him.

1420
01:13:37,411 --> 01:13:39,357
Then this is what you need to do:

1421
01:13:39,614 --> 01:13:44,029
Get him to confess to the murder
while you're wearing a wire.

1422
01:13:44,185 --> 01:13:45,858
A wire? We can do that. That's easy.

1423
01:13:46,020 --> 01:13:49,194
That how they got you
when you murdered somebody?

1424
01:13:53,394 --> 01:13:55,465
- I ain't never murder nobody.
- I'm sorry?

1425
01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:57,573
I never murdered anybody.

1426
01:13:57,732 --> 01:14:00,713
Wait, no. You said you did a dime
for some pretty nasty shit.

1427
01:14:00,868 --> 01:14:04,111
It was some nasty shit,
but does that mean I murdered somebody?

1428
01:14:04,271 --> 01:14:07,013
- You implied it.
- You didn't murder someone, what'd you do?

1429
01:14:08,342 --> 01:14:10,447
All right, listen, get in here.

1430
01:14:13,247 --> 01:14:15,853
You guys ever see the movie
<i>Snow Falling on Cedars</i>?

1431
01:14:16,017 --> 01:14:17,052
No.

1432
01:14:17,218 --> 01:14:18,891
- Never seen that.
- I love that movie.

1433
01:14:19,053 --> 01:14:22,830
What happened was is that I took a video
camera into the movie and I bootleg it.

1434
01:14:22,990 --> 01:14:25,470
They was waiting right outside the exit.
They got me.

1435
01:14:25,626 --> 01:14:27,663
- You did 10 years for video piracy?
- Yeah.

1436
01:14:27,828 --> 01:14:30,536
- They take that shit so serious, man.
- Not that seriously.

1437
01:14:30,698 --> 01:14:32,302
We've been taking murder advice...

1438
01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:35,640
...from some guy whose biggest crime
is taping an Ethan Hawke movie.

1439
01:14:35,803 --> 01:14:38,249
- So you do know the movie.
- I know who's in it.

1440
01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:42,320
Everyone knows the movie. That's not
the point. You tricked us, Motherfuck--

1441
01:14:42,476 --> 01:14:47,084
Hang on a second, something doesn't
stack up quite right with this, all right?

1442
01:14:47,248 --> 01:14:51,526
So you just call yourself a video pirate,
right? Pirating the high seas of videocy?

1443
01:14:51,686 --> 01:14:54,189
Why do you carry a gun on you,
Mr. Video Pirate?

1444
01:14:54,355 --> 01:14:55,857
- A gun?
- Yeah.

1445
01:14:56,023 --> 01:14:58,162
- I don't wanna see it.
- It's my cell phone.

1446
01:14:59,226 --> 01:15:02,332
-It's a Sidekick. I'm gonna be in the car.
KURT: Oh, shit.

1447
01:15:02,496 --> 01:15:06,603
You grab at it like a gun and you confuse
people. Goddamn it, I feel like a moron.

1448
01:15:06,767 --> 01:15:08,440
- Let's go.
- You are a moron.

1449
01:15:08,836 --> 01:15:13,444
Look, you don't go into a bar and
hand a guy $5000 just because he black.

1450
01:15:13,607 --> 01:15:15,814
DALE: It was never a black-white thing.
-No, come on.

1451
01:15:15,976 --> 01:15:17,956
Let's go. Come on. Dale.

1452
01:15:18,112 --> 01:15:20,114
Y'all motherfcksssssssss crazy.

1453
01:15:30,491 --> 01:15:32,232
NICK:
Okay.

1454
01:15:32,393 --> 01:15:33,565
Looks pretty quiet, yeah?

1455
01:15:33,728 --> 01:15:38,040
Yeah, it does. Okay, tape recorder's ready
to roll, I got some fresh batteries in here.

1456
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:42,147
It was a pretty big investment so I should
be the one who does the tape-recording.

1457
01:15:42,303 --> 01:15:44,510
- No way. No, I'll do it.
- You're gonna do it?

1458
01:15:44,672 --> 01:15:46,709
You'll have to duct-tape that
to your chest.

1459
01:15:46,874 --> 01:15:49,286
I can't tape this to my chest.
I have hair on chest.

1460
01:15:49,443 --> 01:15:52,322
Just put it in your pocket.
Not gonna tape it to his chest.

1461
01:15:52,947 --> 01:15:57,157
So, what do we do? Wait for him to come
home, we grab a office chair or something?

1462
01:15:57,318 --> 01:16:00,822
One of us gets in the chair, spins around
and dramatically confronts him.

1463
01:16:00,988 --> 01:16:02,831
- I'm in the chair.
- Nick's in the chair.

1464
01:16:02,990 --> 01:16:04,867
- Why are you in the chair?
- He's my boss.

1465
01:16:05,025 --> 01:16:08,495
Maybe we should get three chairs
and all spin around at the same time.

1466
01:16:08,662 --> 01:16:09,766
Confront him like that.

1467
01:16:09,930 --> 01:16:12,410
That's not intimidating,
that's like a musical number.

1468
01:16:14,135 --> 01:16:15,273
DALE:
Watch out for the cat.

1469
01:16:15,436 --> 01:16:16,642
ALL:
Surprise!

1470
01:16:16,804 --> 01:16:18,806
[DeBARGE'S "RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT"
PLAYING ON STEREO]

1471
01:16:18,973 --> 01:16:21,579
Okay. It's a false alarm.
Just mingle, mingle, mingle.

1472
01:16:21,742 --> 01:16:22,982
Hi. Who are you?

1473
01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:24,987
Come inside. Close that door. Hurry.

1474
01:16:25,146 --> 01:16:27,023
Um, okay. Now, wait a minute.

1475
01:16:27,181 --> 01:16:30,492
You're the young man who helped Dave
out on the street the other night.

1476
01:16:30,651 --> 01:16:32,961
- That's him.
- Yeah, that's who I am.

1477
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:37,091
- How is he?
- He is great, thanks to you. Thank you.

1478
01:16:37,658 --> 01:16:39,865
- Did I invite you?
- You did and you didn't.

1479
01:16:40,027 --> 01:16:41,870
I work with your husband. We're late.

1480
01:16:42,029 --> 01:16:44,134
-These are my plus-twos.
MAN: He's in the garage.

1481
01:16:44,298 --> 01:16:46,335
Oh, we should hide.
Everybody, come on in.

1482
01:16:47,368 --> 01:16:51,316
WOMAN: Someone get the lights.
-Get down, get down, get down.

1483
01:16:52,173 --> 01:16:55,985
[WHISPERING] I'm Kurt, by the way. I didn't
get a chance to introduce myself at the door.

1484
01:16:56,143 --> 01:16:59,283
- Oh, hey, Rhonda. Hi. Hi.
- Hi, Rhonda. Very nice to meet you.

1485
01:16:59,480 --> 01:17:02,017
Nick didn't tell me
his boss was married to a model.

1486
01:17:02,183 --> 01:17:04,322
Ha, ha. Yeah, not a model.

1487
01:17:04,485 --> 01:17:05,520
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

1488
01:17:05,686 --> 01:17:07,393
When did you quit?

1489
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:11,770
[DOOR CLOSES]

1490
01:17:11,926 --> 01:17:13,928
ALL:
Surprise!

1491
01:17:14,094 --> 01:17:16,404
Goddamn it! God, I hate that!

1492
01:17:16,564 --> 01:17:17,770
We got you, huh, honey?

1493
01:17:18,632 --> 01:17:20,942
- So you were surprised?
- Yeah.

1494
01:17:21,101 --> 01:17:22,375
Look, sweetie, everybody's here.

1495
01:17:22,536 --> 01:17:23,674
[HARKEN CHUCKLES]

1496
01:17:23,838 --> 01:17:25,317
I'm gonna put my stuff down.

1497
01:17:25,472 --> 01:17:28,214
She knows I hate surprises.

1498
01:17:28,542 --> 01:17:32,115
I think we got him. Ha, ha.
We got him good.

1499
01:17:33,314 --> 01:17:34,918
Okay.

1500
01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:37,494
He's gone off on his own.
This is our chance.

1501
01:17:37,651 --> 01:17:39,392
- You guys ready?
- Yeah, very ready.

1502
01:17:39,553 --> 01:17:41,362
NICK: Stay close, okay?
KURT: Mm-hm.

1503
01:17:41,722 --> 01:17:44,168
Let's do it. Let's do it.

1504
01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:47,339
NICK:
Harken.

1505
01:17:48,529 --> 01:17:50,304
HARKEN:
I cannot believe my wife invited you.

1506
01:17:50,564 --> 01:17:53,374
What are you doing here?
Come to stab me a few more times?

1507
01:17:53,534 --> 01:17:56,071
- We know what you did.
- Well, what does that mean?

1508
01:17:56,237 --> 01:17:58,342
We were there. We saw you kill him.

1509
01:17:59,240 --> 01:18:00,651
Really?

1510
01:18:01,475 --> 01:18:03,955
So, what is this, then?
Your little shakedown?

1511
01:18:05,045 --> 01:18:07,855
You think that you can blackmail me...

1512
01:18:08,449 --> 01:18:11,726
...because you saw me
kill my wife's lover?

1513
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,092
Say his name!

1514
01:18:16,023 --> 01:18:17,502
What?

1515
01:18:18,192 --> 01:18:20,399
The man you killed, you say his name.

1516
01:18:20,561 --> 01:18:23,804
Pellit? Trust me, Pellit's name
means nothing anymore.

1517
01:18:23,964 --> 01:18:26,410
There it is. Thank you. Let's do it, guys.

1518
01:18:26,567 --> 01:18:29,047
HARKEN: Yeah, that's right.
-Hang on. Where the fuck is Kurt?

1519
01:18:29,203 --> 01:18:30,807
I killed Pellit.

1520
01:18:30,971 --> 01:18:32,814
Hold that thought,
I'm missing my friend Kurt.

1521
01:18:32,973 --> 01:18:37,547
I walked right up to his door, I put
a gun in his chest and I shot him.

1522
01:18:37,711 --> 01:18:40,954
Then you know what? You know
what I did after that? I shot him again.

1523
01:18:41,115 --> 01:18:43,095
And let me tell you something.

1524
01:18:43,717 --> 01:18:45,594
I liked it.

1525
01:18:46,453 --> 01:18:50,333
So if you think
that I'm some sort of pussy...

1526
01:18:50,491 --> 01:18:55,065
...who won't do exactly the same thing
to a couple of lame-assed blackmailers...

1527
01:18:55,229 --> 01:18:56,367
...think again.

1528
01:18:56,530 --> 01:18:59,636
Know who thinks you're a pussy?
My friend Kurt. Let me grab him.

1529
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:01,245
You are pathetic, Hendricks.

1530
01:19:02,536 --> 01:19:08,612
You walk into my house on
my goddamn birthday and pull this shit.

1531
01:19:10,244 --> 01:19:11,814
Well, let me tell you something.

1532
01:19:13,247 --> 01:19:15,090
You're dead.

1533
01:19:15,716 --> 01:19:18,219
You and you.

1534
01:19:18,385 --> 01:19:19,728
- And...?
- Kurt.

1535
01:19:19,887 --> 01:19:22,527
Kurt. Dead men.

1536
01:19:23,257 --> 01:19:25,863
DALE: I didn't know it was your birthday.
What's he doing?

1537
01:19:26,026 --> 01:19:28,666
- What do you got?
- Getting my gun. Only take a second.

1538
01:19:28,829 --> 01:19:30,137
- I'll get the car.
- I'll go.

1539
01:19:30,297 --> 01:19:34,336
We had him, we had the whole goddamn
thing. What the fuck happened to Kurt?

1540
01:19:34,601 --> 01:19:35,773
DALE: Hey!
-There you are.

1541
01:19:35,936 --> 01:19:36,971
Where were you?

1542
01:19:37,137 --> 01:19:39,549
My, uh, stomach was bothering me.
Had to use the bathroom.

1543
01:19:39,707 --> 01:19:41,983
He confessed everything,
now he's getting his gun.

1544
01:19:42,142 --> 01:19:43,621
NICK: Kurt, what happened there?
-Oh, uh...

1545
01:19:43,777 --> 01:19:45,779
...she was giving me a tour
of the mouth-- House.

1546
01:19:46,213 --> 01:19:49,057
- Ow! What are you--?
- Get in the car. Right now.

1547
01:19:49,216 --> 01:19:51,321
KURT: Knock it off.
DALE: Come on.

1548
01:19:55,089 --> 01:19:57,729
Look, I wasn't thinking, okay? I'm sorry.

1549
01:19:58,258 --> 01:20:01,501
She's just very hot. And I'm weak.
I'm a weak, weak man, okay?

1550
01:20:01,662 --> 01:20:02,800
I admit it.

1551
01:20:02,963 --> 01:20:03,998
[KURT GASPS]

1552
01:20:04,164 --> 01:20:06,144
-Back it up, back it up.
DALE: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

1553
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:07,802
- They found my DNA.
- Back it up.

1554
01:20:07,968 --> 01:20:12,383
Go backwards. Go backwards.
See? They found your poop brush.

1555
01:20:12,973 --> 01:20:16,386
- You are obsessed with your asshole!
- No, I'm not. It was a prank, Dale.

1556
01:20:16,543 --> 01:20:19,456
Shut it down. Let's start talking about
where we're gonna live.

1557
01:20:19,613 --> 01:20:22,560
- The current situation won't work.
- There'll be cops everywhere.

1558
01:20:22,716 --> 01:20:24,024
You talking about fleeing?

1559
01:20:24,184 --> 01:20:26,755
Damn right.
I'm talking about Canada or Mexico.

1560
01:20:27,087 --> 01:20:29,795
I can't live in Mexico.
I mean, I can't handle the food.

1561
01:20:29,957 --> 01:20:31,868
My digestion alone-- I'll probably die.

1562
01:20:32,026 --> 01:20:34,597
- You'd rather be in jail the rest of your life?
- Shut the fuck up.

1563
01:20:34,762 --> 01:20:35,797
[CELL PHONE BUZZING]

1564
01:20:35,963 --> 01:20:38,136
I'm getting a call. I gotta get this.
Hello?

1565
01:20:38,599 --> 01:20:39,771
Hello, lover.

1566
01:20:39,933 --> 01:20:42,675
Uh, look, Julia,
now's not a good time to talk.

1567
01:20:42,836 --> 01:20:44,907
-Hey, I'm not here.
JULIA: <i>That's okay.</i>

1568
01:20:45,072 --> 01:20:47,313
I actually meant to
call your home phone.

1569
01:20:47,474 --> 01:20:49,283
You know, tell Stacy about us.

1570
01:20:49,443 --> 01:20:52,617
-No, don't do that. Wait. Wait.
NICK: We'll learn the metric system.

1571
01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:55,920
We gotta buy coats and sweaters
and learn hockey and all that shit.

1572
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:58,359
No, I think I've waited long enough, Dale.

1573
01:20:58,519 --> 01:21:00,863
I'm sort of tired of you
toying with my emotions.

1574
01:21:01,021 --> 01:21:02,432
DALE:
<i>I'm not playing with you.</i>

1575
01:21:02,589 --> 01:21:06,230
I'm not toying with you. I'm gonna
take care of it. I'm gonna take care of it.

1576
01:21:06,393 --> 01:21:09,272
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you gonna do to me?

1577
01:21:09,596 --> 01:21:11,269
- I'm gonna have sex with you.
- What?

1578
01:21:11,432 --> 01:21:13,571
JULIA:
<i>I want you to give me details, you pussy.</i>

1579
01:21:13,734 --> 01:21:15,407
And please be explicit.

1580
01:21:15,569 --> 01:21:18,846
Details? I'm in a car with people.
Now is not a good time for details.

1581
01:21:19,073 --> 01:21:22,418
-I don't care if it's not a great time.
DALE: <i>Okay, fine.</i>

1582
01:21:22,576 --> 01:21:24,613
I'm gonna make you feel good.
You know?

1583
01:21:24,778 --> 01:21:27,258
With my fingers and my tongue
and whatnot.

1584
01:21:27,414 --> 01:21:29,325
I know you can do better than that.

1585
01:21:29,483 --> 01:21:32,123
All right, I'm gonna put my penis
in your pussy, Julia.

1586
01:21:32,286 --> 01:21:34,596
Oh, boy, that's gonna get me done.

1587
01:21:36,490 --> 01:21:37,901
What the fuck was that?

1588
01:21:40,394 --> 01:21:42,931
- What the fuck?
- That's Harken. Lose him.

1589
01:21:44,164 --> 01:21:46,166
- Oh, my God!
- Get out of here.

1590
01:21:48,402 --> 01:21:50,109
Look, careful.

1591
01:21:52,606 --> 01:21:55,951
Hey, are you gonna slap me in the face
with your cock, Dale?

1592
01:21:56,110 --> 01:21:58,420
Yes, I'll slap you in the face
with my cock!

1593
01:21:58,579 --> 01:22:01,856
- This guy's fucking crazy.
- Slap you all over your face with my cock!

1594
01:22:02,316 --> 01:22:04,353
- Don't get in a wreck.
- It's go time.

1595
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:08,158
Okay. More, Dale.

1596
01:22:08,322 --> 01:22:09,858
I will go up and down on you...

1597
01:22:10,023 --> 01:22:12,936
...<i>and I'll rub my naked butt</i>
<i>against your naked butt</i>...

1598
01:22:13,093 --> 01:22:14,697
...until it's raw and red...

1599
01:22:14,862 --> 01:22:16,899
...and we're both really chafed up
real bad.

1600
01:22:19,366 --> 01:22:20,777
[ALL YELL]

1601
01:22:22,269 --> 01:22:23,304
[HORNS HONKING]

1602
01:22:23,470 --> 01:22:26,349
Not good. Get us out of here!
Get us out of here!

1603
01:22:26,507 --> 01:22:27,542
I got it, I got it.

1604
01:22:29,510 --> 01:22:31,615
- Come on.
- I'll spit on your arms and stuff.

1605
01:22:31,778 --> 01:22:33,519
-What else?
DALE: <i>And then I'm gonna</i>...

1606
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,591
...jam my skull
into the crack of your ass!

1607
01:22:35,749 --> 01:22:37,023
[CHUCKLES]

1608
01:22:37,851 --> 01:22:39,888
Yeah, baby. In the crack of your ass.

1609
01:22:40,053 --> 01:22:43,398
And I'll dance on your boobies,
and I'll jump up and down on your butt.

1610
01:22:45,959 --> 01:22:49,133
Ah. I'll see you Friday, dirty bird.

1611
01:22:49,296 --> 01:22:50,639
Good. Friday. See you Friday.

1612
01:22:50,797 --> 01:22:52,799
Nice job fucking the crazy
out of her, Kurt!

1613
01:22:52,966 --> 01:22:55,310
Maybe I should have been
dancing on her boobs, huh?

1614
01:22:55,469 --> 01:22:56,539
DALE:
Maybe you should have.

1615
01:22:56,703 --> 01:22:58,444
NICK:
That was very good driving, by the way.

1616
01:22:58,605 --> 01:22:59,675
KURT:
Thank you very much.

1617
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,787
GREGORY: <i>Good evening, Mr. Buckman.</i>
-Yeah, hey, Gregory. How are you?

1618
01:23:02,943 --> 01:23:05,389
GREGORY: <i>Our onboard sensors</i>
<i>report you've had a collision.</i>

1619
01:23:05,546 --> 01:23:07,685
That's because
we have a crazy man that hit us.

1620
01:23:07,848 --> 01:23:10,727
GREGORY: <i>I will alert the authorities</i>
<i>and direct them to your location.</i>

1621
01:23:10,884 --> 01:23:12,989
Don't call the cops.
They're already after us.

1622
01:23:13,153 --> 01:23:17,158
No, Gregory, they think we murdered
someone, all right? Do not call the cops.

1623
01:23:19,059 --> 01:23:20,766
What's going on?
Why you slowing down, Kurt?

1624
01:23:20,928 --> 01:23:23,909
Whoa. Oh, no, no, no. I didn't do that.
No, the engine died.

1625
01:23:24,064 --> 01:23:26,442
GREGORY: <i>I remotely disabled your engine.</i>
-What?

1626
01:23:26,600 --> 01:23:28,341
GREGORY:
<i>It is standard Nav Guide protocol...</i>

1627
01:23:28,502 --> 01:23:30,413
...<i>whenever a driver</i>
<i>has committed a crime.</i>

1628
01:23:30,571 --> 01:23:33,177
I pay 19 bucks a month
for this fucking service.

1629
01:23:33,373 --> 01:23:36,286
GREGORY: <i>Remain with your vehicle.</i>
<i>The police will be arriving shortly.</i>

1630
01:23:36,443 --> 01:23:39,219
DALE: Gregory, I thought you were
our fucking friend, man!

1631
01:23:40,013 --> 01:23:41,390
[ALL YELL]

1632
01:23:46,119 --> 01:23:48,121
[DALE GROANING]

1633
01:23:54,661 --> 01:23:57,141
Get out of the car, all of you.
Come on. Come on.

1634
01:24:00,033 --> 01:24:03,105
-Remember I saved your life that one time?
HARKEN: Shut up.

1635
01:24:05,439 --> 01:24:07,350
NICK: Just take it easy with that--
-Shut up.

1636
01:24:07,507 --> 01:24:09,180
I got six bullets in this gun.

1637
01:24:09,343 --> 01:24:12,813
Which means I can shoot all of you
twice, just like that bastard Pellit...

1638
01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:14,982
...if I really wanted to,
but I'm not gonna.

1639
01:24:15,148 --> 01:24:17,628
You're not gonna shoot us twice
or not gonna shoot us?

1640
01:24:17,784 --> 01:24:18,956
Shut up.

1641
01:24:20,020 --> 01:24:23,866
I got a better idea. I'm gonna tell
the cops that you killed Pellit.

1642
01:24:24,024 --> 01:24:27,665
And when I found out,
you tried to kill me to shut me up.

1643
01:24:27,828 --> 01:24:29,330
- That's crazy.
- Is it?

1644
01:24:29,496 --> 01:24:33,342
Because I don't see one shred
of evidence that proves that I shot Pellit.

1645
01:24:33,500 --> 01:24:36,003
And besides, I'm the guy
with the bullet in his leg.

1646
01:24:36,169 --> 01:24:37,443
What?

1647
01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,448
[HARKEN YELLS]

1648
01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:41,449
God, that hurts so much.

1649
01:24:41,608 --> 01:24:43,383
Son of a bitch.

1650
01:24:43,543 --> 01:24:44,954
- Catch!
- No, don't ca--!

1651
01:24:45,112 --> 01:24:47,023
- Goddamn it, Dale.
- You see?

1652
01:24:47,180 --> 01:24:50,684
You can't win a marathon without
putting some Band-Aids on your nipples.

1653
01:24:51,385 --> 01:24:53,956
- What does that mean?
- Watch this.

1654
01:24:54,354 --> 01:24:55,799
[GROANING]

1655
01:24:55,956 --> 01:24:57,526
[SIRENS WAILING]

1656
01:24:59,793 --> 01:25:01,067
-Everybody freeze!
COP 1 : Police!

1657
01:25:01,228 --> 01:25:03,435
HAGAN:
Drop the gun! On your knees!

1658
01:25:03,597 --> 01:25:06,544
HARKEN: Thank God.
Officers, thank God you're here.

1659
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,680
These guys, they shot me.

1660
01:25:08,835 --> 01:25:10,542
- That's not true!
- That's bullshit!

1661
01:25:10,704 --> 01:25:13,480
I found out they murdered someone.
They tried to shut me up.

1662
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:16,553
Please protect me from them.
I have a wife and a cat!

1663
01:25:16,710 --> 01:25:19,088
HAGAN: All right, take it easy.
Call for an ambulance.

1664
01:25:19,413 --> 01:25:23,122
COP 2: Hey, what is this?
-It's nothing. It's just a tape recorder.

1665
01:25:23,283 --> 01:25:24,819
Oh, shit! It's a tape recorder!

1666
01:25:24,985 --> 01:25:28,057
-A tape recorder. Did you turn that off?
KURT: No, it's been recording!

1667
01:25:28,221 --> 01:25:30,599
- So listen to us, officer.
- Hands up!

1668
01:25:30,757 --> 01:25:33,795
Listen to us for one second.
He confessed to killing Pellit.

1669
01:25:33,960 --> 01:25:35,268
He said he shot him twice...

1670
01:25:35,429 --> 01:25:38,672
...and he was gonna shoot us once
or twice. He was unclear about that.

1671
01:25:38,832 --> 01:25:41,073
- You are insane.
- Just play the tape.

1672
01:25:43,804 --> 01:25:46,341
KURT [ON RECORDING]:
<i>But all those people are just right outside.</i>

1673
01:25:46,506 --> 01:25:48,247
RHONDA:
<i>Your balls are so smooth.</i>

1674
01:25:48,608 --> 01:25:50,144
Wait a minute. Is that my wife?

1675
01:25:50,310 --> 01:25:52,221
No, no. Of course not, no.
Let's move past that.

1676
01:25:52,379 --> 01:25:55,053
DALE [ON RECORDING]: --<i>jam my skull</i>
<i>into the crack of your ass!</i>

1677
01:25:55,215 --> 01:25:57,661
<i>I'll dance on your boobies,</i>
<i>and jump up and down on your butt.</i>

1678
01:25:57,818 --> 01:25:58,853
What the fuck is this?

1679
01:25:59,019 --> 01:26:02,364
Don't judge. I have a thing with my boss.
It's none of your business.

1680
01:26:02,522 --> 01:26:04,024
If you could get to the end...?

1681
01:26:04,191 --> 01:26:06,068
[DALE, NICK AND KURT YELLING
ON RECORDING]

1682
01:26:06,226 --> 01:26:07,603
[BEEPS]

1683
01:26:07,761 --> 01:26:08,865
There's nothing on here.

1684
01:26:09,029 --> 01:26:10,440
- Shit!
- What happened?

1685
01:26:10,597 --> 01:26:12,406
Thing must have stopped
when we crashed.

1686
01:26:12,566 --> 01:26:14,239
Before this guy
supposedly confessed?

1687
01:26:14,401 --> 01:26:16,938
I told you, these guys are liars.
They cannot be trusted.

1688
01:26:17,104 --> 01:26:18,913
They shot me in the leg, killed a guy.

1689
01:26:19,072 --> 01:26:21,575
- He shot himself.
- I don't need to hear anything else.

1690
01:26:23,777 --> 01:26:25,586
-Cuff them.
KURT: Oh, my God.

1691
01:26:25,746 --> 01:26:28,522
- You don't need to cuff us.
- My God, we're going to jail.

1692
01:26:28,682 --> 01:26:30,320
We're going to jail. Unbelievable.

1693
01:26:30,484 --> 01:26:31,895
It hurts. It hurts so much.

1694
01:26:32,052 --> 01:26:33,861
GREGORY:
<i>Excuse me? Officers?</i>

1695
01:26:34,054 --> 01:26:36,193
<i>I should mention</i>
<i>that it is Nav Guide policy...</i>

1696
01:26:36,356 --> 01:26:39,200
<i>...to record all conversations</i>
<i>for quality assurance.</i>

1697
01:26:39,359 --> 01:26:41,669
- Who the hell's that?
- That's our Nav Guide rep.

1698
01:26:41,828 --> 01:26:43,398
-His name is Almonan.
HAGAN: Hands up!

1699
01:26:43,563 --> 01:26:45,133
NICK: Atmanad.
DALE: Almondmond.

1700
01:26:45,298 --> 01:26:47,642
-Atmanad is what it was!
GREGORY: <i>Atmanand.</i>

1701
01:26:47,801 --> 01:26:50,611
Atmand-- Gregory, uh, play what he said.

1702
01:26:50,771 --> 01:26:53,411
-Play it just after the crash.
GREGORY: <i>Very good, sir.</i>

1703
01:26:53,573 --> 01:26:56,281
You're not gonna listen to this.
This isn't evidence.

1704
01:26:56,443 --> 01:26:58,514
HARKEN [ON RECORDING]:
<i>I got six bullets in this gun.</i>

1705
01:26:58,678 --> 01:27:01,659
<i>Which means I can shoot all of you</i>
<i>twice, just like that bastard Pellit...</i>

1706
01:27:01,815 --> 01:27:04,261
<i>...if I really wanted to,</i>
<i>but I'm not gonna.</i>

1707
01:27:04,418 --> 01:27:05,897
- That's it.
- So it was you.

1708
01:27:06,052 --> 01:27:07,622
[ALL LAUGHING]

1709
01:27:08,422 --> 01:27:11,835
That is not proof. That's just a car.
You're not gonna listen to a car.

1710
01:27:11,992 --> 01:27:14,563
Looks like I'm getting that promotion
after all. Yeah.

1711
01:27:14,961 --> 01:27:16,963
To answer your question,
that was your wife.

1712
01:27:17,130 --> 01:27:19,269
- You fucked my wife?
- I fucked your wife.

1713
01:27:19,433 --> 01:27:20,468
Nobody fucks my wife!

1714
01:27:22,269 --> 01:27:23,407
[GRUNTS]

1715
01:27:23,570 --> 01:27:24,878
Ah.

1716
01:27:26,039 --> 01:27:27,484
How you like them nipples?

1717
01:27:27,641 --> 01:27:29,279
Did you just do the catchphrase?

1718
01:27:29,443 --> 01:27:31,650
-<i>Good Will Hunting.</i>
KURT: <i>Good Will Hunting.</i>

1719
01:27:31,812 --> 01:27:33,450
- That's so great.
- Caught it, yeah.

1720
01:27:33,613 --> 01:27:36,753
<i>Good Will Hunting</i> rip. Instead of
saying "apples" he said "nipples."

1721
01:27:36,917 --> 01:27:38,988
- Felt like a moment.
- And happy birthday.

1722
01:27:39,152 --> 01:27:41,564
NICK: <i>So in the end,</i>
<i>we didn't wind up going to jail.</i>

1723
01:27:41,721 --> 01:27:44,327
<i>Actually, we did later that night</i>
<i>when they booked us.</i>

1724
01:27:44,491 --> 01:27:46,528
<i>But since we led the cops to Harken...</i>

1725
01:27:46,693 --> 01:27:49,572
<i>...they ultimately agreed</i>
<i>to let our other offenses slide.</i>

1726
01:27:49,729 --> 01:27:51,367
<i>Strangely enough, lucky for Kurt...</i>

1727
01:27:51,832 --> 01:27:55,541
<i>...there's no laws on the books against</i>
<i>putting people's toiletries up your ass.</i>

1728
01:27:55,702 --> 01:27:57,807
<i>Anyway,</i>
<i>with Harken in his new position...</i>

1729
01:27:57,971 --> 01:28:03,250
<i>...on all fours in prison for 25 to life,</i>
<i>Comnidyne made me acting president.</i>

1730
01:28:03,944 --> 01:28:07,619
<i>It's a great job, I got a solid raise</i>
<i>and I'm actually my own boss.</i>

1731
01:28:07,781 --> 01:28:09,089
<i>Well, except for the CEO.</i>

1732
01:28:09,249 --> 01:28:12,958
- Morning.
- Oh, morning. You, uh, must be Nick.

1733
01:28:13,119 --> 01:28:15,895
- I am.
- Well, it's great to finally meet you.

1734
01:28:16,056 --> 01:28:19,037
- You too, Mr. Sherman.
- Please. Lou.

1735
01:28:19,726 --> 01:28:21,637
Okay. Lou.

1736
01:28:21,795 --> 01:28:24,901
I appreciate the opportunity
you've given me. I won't let you down.

1737
01:28:25,232 --> 01:28:26,734
Yeah, I'm sure you won't, son.

1738
01:28:26,900 --> 01:28:29,574
NICK: <i>From what I hear, people say</i>
<i>he's the nicest guy in the world.</i>

1739
01:28:29,736 --> 01:28:30,771
[KNOCKING IN TRUNK]

1740
01:28:30,937 --> 01:28:32,848
MAN: Mr. Sherman,
I'm sorry your coffee was cold.

1741
01:28:33,006 --> 01:28:34,041
Uh, Lou?

1742
01:28:34,207 --> 01:28:35,447
NICK:
<i>Most people.</i>

1743
01:28:35,609 --> 01:28:38,590
MAN:
Mr. Sherman, I'm hungry!

1744
01:28:38,745 --> 01:28:40,691
Can I come out now, please?

1745
01:28:40,847 --> 01:28:43,225
- You hear that?
- No.

1746
01:28:43,383 --> 01:28:45,488
Sounds like there's someone
in your trunk.

1747
01:28:45,685 --> 01:28:50,065
Why don't we let this
be, uh, our little secret?

1748
01:28:50,223 --> 01:28:51,634
MAN:
I need a shower.

1749
01:28:51,791 --> 01:28:54,067
NICK:
<i>Yeah. Turns out my new boss...</i>

1750
01:28:54,227 --> 01:28:56,434
<i>...is a twisted old fuck.</i>

1751
01:28:57,731 --> 01:29:01,611
<i>Meanwhile, the Pellit family put the most</i>
<i>senior person in charge of the company...</i>

1752
01:29:01,768 --> 01:29:04,772
<i>...which wasn't Kurt.</i>
<i>But he was okay with that.</i>

1753
01:29:04,938 --> 01:29:08,852
<i>Because he realized that when you're</i>
<i>the boss, sometimes people want you dead.</i>

1754
01:29:09,009 --> 01:29:12,388
- Hey, Kurt. Come in.
- Margie, I wanted to congratulate you.

1755
01:29:12,546 --> 01:29:13,581
Thank you.

1756
01:29:13,747 --> 01:29:17,524
If there's anything I can do to help out
before the baby gets here, let me know.

1757
01:29:17,684 --> 01:29:19,857
- What baby?
- Your baby.

1758
01:29:20,921 --> 01:29:23,925
- I'm not pregnant.
- So I'm just touching you?

1759
01:29:25,425 --> 01:29:26,563
Ay.

1760
01:29:26,927 --> 01:29:28,497
Julia.

1761
01:29:29,029 --> 01:29:33,478
I was thinking perhaps
we could drill the patient first.

1762
01:29:33,633 --> 01:29:34,668
NICK:
<i>And Dale?</i>

1763
01:29:35,035 --> 01:29:38,608
<i>Ultimately, he decided his only choice</i>
<i>was to screw Julia after all.</i>

1764
01:29:38,772 --> 01:29:42,777
You just continue to surprise me...

1765
01:29:42,943 --> 01:29:45,116
...you dirty, dirty little man.

1766
01:29:45,545 --> 01:29:47,491
Just you wait.

1767
01:29:49,115 --> 01:29:50,719
You like that, Dale?

1768
01:29:50,884 --> 01:29:52,488
- You like that, Dale?
- Oh, my God, yeah.

1769
01:29:52,652 --> 01:29:54,495
Oh.

1770
01:29:55,689 --> 01:29:59,637
Oh, gosh, do I wish
I could have sex with Julia.

1771
01:29:59,793 --> 01:30:02,000
[PATIENT LAUGHS]

1772
01:30:02,495 --> 01:30:03,735
JULIA:
What?

1773
01:30:03,897 --> 01:30:06,673
I'm so sorry, but I couldn't keep it
together! It's amazing!

1774
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:09,006
- She was talking to your penis!
- Who are you?

1775
01:30:09,169 --> 01:30:12,912
Julia, this is my good friend,
Kenny Sommerfeld.

1776
01:30:13,073 --> 01:30:14,746
Most Likely to Succeed.

1777
01:30:14,908 --> 01:30:16,979
- Give me some of that.
- Don't you touch me.

1778
01:30:17,143 --> 01:30:19,851
Now, Kenny here, he'll do
just about anything for 50 bucks.

1779
01:30:20,013 --> 01:30:22,084
- Yeah, it's true.
- Yeah, and it's not pretty.

1780
01:30:22,248 --> 01:30:24,990
But that's why I asked him
to help me frame you.

1781
01:30:25,151 --> 01:30:29,293
Really? Is this all you've got?
Your word against mine?

1782
01:30:29,456 --> 01:30:31,026
Don't forget about that guy.

1783
01:30:31,191 --> 01:30:34,764
Say hi to my cameraman.
He's filmed a lot of Hollywood hits.

1784
01:30:34,928 --> 01:30:36,669
JULIA:
You are a sick little bastard.

1785
01:30:36,830 --> 01:30:38,639
You are a sick little bastard.

1786
01:30:38,798 --> 01:30:40,243
Shut the fuck up for a second.

1787
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:43,381
Julia, shut the fuck up for a second,
all right?

1788
01:30:43,536 --> 01:30:45,482
Now, here's what's gonna happen, okay?

1789
01:30:45,639 --> 01:30:50,918
I'm going to take a very nice, very expensive
two-week vacation with my fianc閑.

1790
01:30:51,077 --> 01:30:54,217
Let's call it a honeymoon, all right?
And you are gonna pay for it.

1791
01:30:54,414 --> 01:30:59,454
Then I'm going to return
to a rape-free workplace, all right?

1792
01:30:59,619 --> 01:31:04,568
Because if you so much as look
at my sexy little ass, Julia...

1793
01:31:04,724 --> 01:31:07,466
...I will have yours locked the fuck up...

1794
01:31:07,627 --> 01:31:13,543
...you crazy bitch whore!

1795
01:31:14,401 --> 01:31:17,007
Ah, that felt good.

1796
01:31:24,911 --> 01:31:28,757
How's the hair? Is it good, is it great?
It's not as bad as his, is it?

1797
01:31:30,383 --> 01:31:35,799
I had no idea that you called
your grandmother "Gam Gam."

1798
01:31:36,823 --> 01:31:38,496
[SNICKERS]

1799
01:31:38,892 --> 01:31:40,462
Calm down!

1800
01:31:41,895 --> 01:31:43,033
Oh!

1801
01:31:46,199 --> 01:31:49,408
Holy shit. He went out the door.

1802
01:31:49,736 --> 01:31:52,945
This place is awful. It's like
The Sharper Image took a shit in here.

1803
01:31:53,106 --> 01:31:54,312
Five. Forty, with the briefcase.

1804
01:31:54,474 --> 01:31:57,080
Oh, shut up about the briefcase.

1805
01:31:57,243 --> 01:32:01,055
Gonna put that "briefcabe" up my ass.

1806
01:32:01,214 --> 01:32:02,249
[CHUCKLING]

1807
01:32:02,415 --> 01:32:04,292
I'm gonna put that briefcase up my ass!

1808
01:32:04,451 --> 01:32:06,158
[LAUGHING]

1809
01:32:11,758 --> 01:32:12,793
[SINGING]
<i>A dancin' girl</i>

1810
01:32:12,959 --> 01:32:14,905
- You're good? He's good.
- Yeah, I'm okay.

1811
01:32:15,261 --> 01:32:17,798
Or else little Stacy here's
gonna get a little peek...

1812
01:32:17,964 --> 01:32:21,377
...at my photo album.

1813
01:32:24,137 --> 01:32:26,743
One more. Let's fix this.

1814
01:32:28,608 --> 01:32:31,316
Have you ever in your life
seen this much co--?

1815
01:32:34,047 --> 01:32:36,823
[SINGING]
<i>Pee, pee, pee, pee on the--</i>

1816
01:32:38,284 --> 01:32:39,490
Let's--

1817
01:32:42,388 --> 01:32:43,867
[SNEEZES]

1818
01:32:44,023 --> 01:32:46,594
Now I'm sneezing dust bunnies.
Is that diabetes?

1819
01:32:46,760 --> 01:32:48,762
I'm a pharmacist, not a doctor.

1820
01:32:48,928 --> 01:32:50,669
Is that my brain?
Take my temperature.

1821
01:32:50,830 --> 01:32:52,275
Have you any, uh, roofies?

1822
01:32:52,432 --> 01:32:54,275
I want a lollipop.
Do you like karaoke?

1823
01:32:54,434 --> 01:32:57,210
Do you have MDMA?
I'll suck your d--

1824
01:33:02,509 --> 01:33:04,352
Shit happens.

1825
01:33:06,012 --> 01:33:10,893
NICK: What is your projected outside date
of completion, Motherfcrrrrrrrr?

1826
01:33:12,152 --> 01:33:13,631
[COUGHS]

1827
01:33:13,787 --> 01:33:15,425
[BURPS]

1828
01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:19,531
[CLEARS THROAT]

1829
01:33:19,692 --> 01:33:21,433
Give me that again.

1830
01:33:23,997 --> 01:33:26,307
-Oh, hi! Hi! Hello.
KURT: Hi.

1831
01:33:26,466 --> 01:33:27,706
Come on, what are you--?

1832
01:33:27,867 --> 01:33:29,346
[ALL CHUCKLE]

1833
01:33:29,502 --> 01:33:32,745
Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel
and showing her the 50 states.

1834
01:33:32,906 --> 01:33:34,317
I don't know what that means.

1835
01:33:34,474 --> 01:33:36,454
- It's a phrase.
- I don't think so.

1836
01:33:36,609 --> 01:33:40,455
Yeah, it is. It certainly is.
Yeah, it definitely is.

1837
01:33:40,613 --> 01:33:42,889
- Really?
- Yeah, it's from a movie.

1838
01:33:43,049 --> 01:33:44,084
NICK:
Uh-uh.

1839
01:33:44,250 --> 01:33:45,923
It is now.

1840
01:33:46,219 --> 01:33:47,926
Beautiful.

1841
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Re: Learn English by watching movies and reading subtitles
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  Learn English by watching movies. If there are not English subtitles, then better find some. The best way of learning English is to watch and listen the English language movie AND to read the English language subtitles.
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Learn English with "Ocean's Eleven" (2001) subtitles
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Learn English with "Ocean's Eleven" (2001 film) subtitles. (Ocean's Eleven is a 2001 American comedy-crime caper and remake of the 1960 Rat Pack caper film of the same name. The 2001 film was directed by Steven Soderbergh and features an ensemble cast including George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy García, and Julia Roberts. The film was a success at the box office and with critics. Soderbergh directed two sequels, Ocean's Twelve in 2004 and Ocean's Thirteen in 2007.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean%27s_Eleven_%282001_film%29)



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- Good morning.
- Morning.

2
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- State your name for the record.
- Daniel Ocean.

3
00:00:46,793 --> 00:00:50,642
Thank you. The purpose of this
hearing is to determine...

4
00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:53,947
...whether you are
likely to break the law again.

5
00:00:54,156 --> 00:00:59,051
This was your first conviction,
but you were implicated...

6
00:00:59,261 --> 00:01:01,730
...in a dozen other schemes
and frauds.

7
00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:04,532
What can you tell us about this?

8
00:01:05,411 --> 00:01:08,339
As you say, ma'am, I was never charged.

9
00:01:09,052 --> 00:01:11,394
We're trying to find out...

10
00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:14,532
...if there was a reason
for committing this crime...

11
00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:17,712
...or just a reason
you got caught this time.

12
00:01:17,921 --> 00:01:22,732
My wife left me. I was upset.
I got into a self-destructive pattern.

13
00:01:24,072 --> 00:01:28,549
If released, is it likely you'd fall
back into a similar pattern?

14
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She left me once. I doubt
she'd do it again just for kicks.

15
00:01:33,569 --> 00:01:37,920
Mr. Ocean, what do you think
you would do if released?

16
00:03:02,854 --> 00:03:04,361
- Chips, please.
- Sure.

17
00:03:07,373 --> 00:03:11,139
- Change 150. Quarters or nickels?
- Quarters are fine.

18
00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,950
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

19
00:03:23,021 --> 00:03:27,372
Twenty. Dealer has 19. Good start.

20
00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:35,197
- I'm going on break now.
- Here. Thank you very much.

21
00:03:36,536 --> 00:03:39,339
- Good luck.
- You have a good one.

22
00:03:40,217 --> 00:03:43,146
- How are you, sir?
- Hello, Frank.

23
00:03:46,996 --> 00:03:51,807
I beg your pardon. You must have me
confused with someone else.

24
00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:55,823
My name is Ramon.
As you can see right here.

25
00:03:59,296 --> 00:04:02,016
- My mistake.
- No problem, sir.

26
00:04:02,392 --> 00:04:04,945
The table's cold anyway.

27
00:04:05,154 --> 00:04:09,714
You might want to try the lounge
at Caesars. Gets busy after 1:00.

28
00:04:09,923 --> 00:04:11,764
- 1:00?
- Yes, sir.

29
00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,442
Thanks, Ramon.

30
00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:17,161
Thank you.

31
00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:30,550
- Checking up on current events?
- Ramon.

32
00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:35,738
Glad to meet you. Frank Catton
can't get past the gaming board.

33
00:04:35,947 --> 00:04:38,333
- You just got out?
- This afternoon.

34
00:04:38,876 --> 00:04:39,922
You seen him?

35
00:04:40,341 --> 00:04:45,277
I heard he was teaching movie stars
how to play cards. Why?

36
00:04:45,947 --> 00:04:47,621
You have a plan already?

37
00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:51,094
Are you kidding?
I just became a citizen again.

38
00:04:51,302 --> 00:04:52,641
Officer Brooks...

39
00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:57,579
...this is Danny Ocean. I was told
to contact you within 24 hours.

40
00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,428
No, sir, I haven't been getting in trouble.

41
00:05:02,808 --> 00:05:05,152
No, sir, I haven't been drinking.

42
00:05:06,156 --> 00:05:09,461
No, sir, I wouldn't even think
about leaving the state.

43
00:05:23,602 --> 00:05:27,159
Hey, Russ! Rusty. What's up, man?

44
00:05:30,674 --> 00:05:34,439
Let me ask you a question.
Are you incorporated?

45
00:05:34,648 --> 00:05:38,414
You should think about it.
I talked to my manager...

46
00:05:38,832 --> 00:05:42,347
- Bernie?
- Not Bernie. My business manager.

47
00:05:42,598 --> 00:05:45,360
Actually, they' re both named Bernie.

48
00:05:45,694 --> 00:05:49,669
He said what we do could
be considered research...

49
00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,979
...for a future gig, so I could
make it a tax write-off.

50
00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:58,078
The one thing is, and this is
his thing and it's stupid...

51
00:05:58,288 --> 00:06:01,258
...but I'd have to pay you by check.

52
00:06:06,362 --> 00:06:08,706
Or we could just stick to cash.

53
00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:11,551
Yeah, let's just stick to cash.

54
00:06:19,542 --> 00:06:23,308
We'll begin with five-card draw.
Everyone remember that?

55
00:06:23,558 --> 00:06:26,404
Who wants to start us out? Josh?

56
00:06:29,082 --> 00:06:31,215
Josh. To the left.

57
00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,014
Deal to your left.

58
00:06:33,224 --> 00:06:34,814
- Shane?
- Hit me.

59
00:06:35,022 --> 00:06:37,743
- It's not blackjack.
- Dude!

60
00:06:37,951 --> 00:06:42,051
Looking at them doesn't change them.
You know what you have.

61
00:06:44,395 --> 00:06:46,361
- Left. Left.
- Left, I'll get it.

62
00:06:46,570 --> 00:06:48,704
Lady bets. Let's keep it moving.

63
00:06:48,914 --> 00:06:51,424
- Blue.
- Blue, that's a 50.

64
00:06:51,633 --> 00:06:53,349
- I'll call?
- Okay.

65
00:06:53,683 --> 00:06:55,608
Shane's calling. 50.

66
00:06:55,901 --> 00:06:58,746
What the hell, it's only pocket change.

67
00:06:59,164 --> 00:07:02,679
Betting's your business.
Pretend it's for a reason.

68
00:07:02,930 --> 00:07:04,269
Yeah, thanks, man.

69
00:07:04,938 --> 00:07:06,611
- Right.
- How many?

70
00:07:06,946 --> 00:07:10,880
- Four.
- You don't want four. You wanna fold.

71
00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:12,762
- I wanna fold?
- Fold.

72
00:07:13,389 --> 00:07:14,436
Is that good?

73
00:07:14,729 --> 00:07:18,034
You're done. Let's take that.
You're done.

74
00:07:18,493 --> 00:07:21,423
You're done. You have three pairs.

75
00:07:21,758 --> 00:07:25,272
You can't have six cards
in a five-card game.

76
00:07:25,607 --> 00:07:27,698
- Maybe one was mine.
- Wasn't me.

77
00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:28,954
Fellas!

78
00:07:29,373 --> 00:07:32,301
All reds.

79
00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,230
What up, dog?

80
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:45,314
I'm gonna love spending your money.
I'm gonna get my car washed.

81
00:07:58,325 --> 00:08:02,007
- How's the game going?
- Longest hour of my life.

82
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:06,819
- What?
- I'm running away with your wife.

83
00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,785
Great.

84
00:08:18,115 --> 00:08:21,964
Isn't that hard, crossing over
from television to film?

85
00:08:22,174 --> 00:08:24,140
Not for me, dude.

86
00:08:25,521 --> 00:08:28,031
Hey, Russ. We got another player...

87
00:08:28,365 --> 00:08:30,248
...if that's cool with you.

88
00:08:32,341 --> 00:08:36,483
What do you do for a living?
If you don't mind me asking.

89
00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:38,952
Why would I mind you asking?

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00:08:39,202 --> 00:08:40,542
Two cards.

91
00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:43,344
I just got out of prison.

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00:08:44,977 --> 00:08:48,030
- Really?
- Why were you in prison?

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I stole things.

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00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:54,390
You stole things? Like jewels?

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00:08:54,766 --> 00:08:57,905
Incan matrimonial head masks.

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00:08:58,909 --> 00:09:02,926
- Any money in Incan matrimonial...?
- Head masks. Some.

97
00:09:03,134 --> 00:09:07,193
Don't let him fool you. There's
loads if you can move them.

98
00:09:07,402 --> 00:09:11,670
- I'll take one. But you can't.
- My fence seemed confident.

99
00:09:11,879 --> 00:09:15,310
- With cash you don't need a fence.
- Some lack vision.

100
00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:17,946
Probably everybody in cell-block E.

101
00:09:18,154 --> 00:09:19,912
That's $500.

102
00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:24,557
- What's the first lesson in poker?
- Never bet on the...

103
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,359
- No, leave emotion at the door.
- Right.

104
00:09:27,569 --> 00:09:30,372
Today's lesson:
How to draw out the bluff.

105
00:09:30,581 --> 00:09:32,798
That much money early in the game...

106
00:09:33,008 --> 00:09:36,481
He has nothing better than a pair of face cards.

107
00:09:36,648 --> 00:09:38,112
Barry?

108
00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:42,422
All right.

109
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,682
I fold.

110
00:09:46,815 --> 00:09:49,325
- Josh?
- Don't worry, I'm game.

111
00:09:49,535 --> 00:09:54,263
I will see your $500
and I will raise you another...

112
00:09:54,890 --> 00:09:58,320
- ...$500 of my own.
- That's a very handsome bet.

113
00:09:58,572 --> 00:10:04,262
Careful, don't push him too high,
too fast. I Keep him on the leash.

114
00:10:04,472 --> 00:10:06,438
- Holly?
- Call.

115
00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,614
Call.

116
00:10:09,450 --> 00:10:11,123
And I'll call.

117
00:10:14,639 --> 00:10:18,488
I'll see your $500 and raise you $2000.

118
00:10:19,282 --> 00:10:22,672
Guys, you do what you like.
That's a lot of money.

119
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:28,069
I'm staying in. He's trying to buy
his way out of his bluff.

120
00:10:29,408 --> 00:10:32,127
- Josh?
- Two.

121
00:10:37,441 --> 00:10:38,906
Thattagirl. Call.

122
00:10:39,449 --> 00:10:42,127
- Call.
- Call.

123
00:10:45,014 --> 00:10:46,729
Let's see them.

124
00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:52,796
I'm not sure what four nines does,
but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

125
00:10:53,926 --> 00:10:56,269
Thanks for the tip on bluffing.

126
00:10:56,854 --> 00:11:01,833
Hey, Topher! How about an autograph?
Come on, real quick.

127
00:11:17,565 --> 00:11:21,456
- God, I'm bored.
- You look bored.

128
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:25,891
How was the clink?
You get the cookies I sent?

129
00:11:26,393 --> 00:11:29,364
Why do you think I came to see you first?

130
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,544
- So tell me.
- It's tricky.

131
00:11:32,878 --> 00:11:37,439
It's never been done before.
It'll need planning and a large crew.

132
00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:41,706
- Guns?
- Not quite. High security. The take...

133
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:44,050
- The target?
- Eight figures.

134
00:11:44,258 --> 00:11:46,141
What's the target?

135
00:11:47,647 --> 00:11:50,786
When was the last time you were in Vegas?

136
00:11:50,994 --> 00:11:53,798
You want to knock over a casino?

137
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:09,069
The vault at the Bellagio.

138
00:12:13,922 --> 00:12:17,939
If I'm reading this right,
and I'd like to think I am...

139
00:12:18,609 --> 00:12:22,876
...this is probably the least
accessible vault ever designed.

140
00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:26,014
You said three casinos?

141
00:12:26,265 --> 00:12:32,165
These feed into the Mirage and MGM
Grand, but every dime ends up there.

142
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,554
The Bellagio and the Mirage.

143
00:12:35,930 --> 00:12:39,696
- These are Terry Benedict's places.
- Yes, they are.

144
00:12:40,407 --> 00:12:43,210
- Think he'll mind?
- More than somewhat.

145
00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:47,562
You'd need at least 12 guys
doing a combination of cons.

146
00:12:47,770 --> 00:12:49,403
Like what, you think?

147
00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:54,884
Off the top of my head, I'd say you're
looking at a Boesky, a Jim Brown...

148
00:12:55,092 --> 00:12:57,519
...a Miss Daisy and a Leon Spinks.

149
00:12:57,771 --> 00:13:01,620
Not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

150
00:13:01,828 --> 00:13:04,758
Where will you get the money to back this?

151
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:08,021
Hit these three casinos, we'll get our bankroll.

152
00:13:08,231 --> 00:13:10,657
Benedict's got a list of enemies.

153
00:13:10,908 --> 00:13:14,716
But enemies with loose cash and nothing to lose?

154
00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:19,569
- Reuben.
- Reuben.

155
00:13:19,820 --> 00:13:21,284
Hey.

156
00:13:22,582 --> 00:13:24,883
Oscar, lower it a bit, would you?

157
00:13:25,510 --> 00:13:28,564
Sorry. You guys done?
Find what you want?

158
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:31,828
We'll take these for the night to make copies.

159
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:35,050
- Whatever you need.
- Appreciate it.

160
00:13:42,539 --> 00:13:43,794
What?

161
00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:46,849
I need a reason.

162
00:13:47,685 --> 00:13:50,154
And don't say money. Why do this?

163
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,409
Why not do it?

164
00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:01,450
I just left the joint after
losing four years of my life...

165
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:04,714
...and you're cold-decking
Teen Beat cover boys.

166
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,856
Because the house always wins.

167
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:12,286
Play long enough, the house takes you.

168
00:14:12,496 --> 00:14:18,103
Unless, when that perfect hand comes,
you bet big. Then you take the house.

169
00:14:21,115 --> 00:14:24,002
- You practiced that speech?
- Did I rush it?

170
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:26,763
It was good.
The Teen Beat thing was harsh.

171
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,746
I wonder what Reuben will say.

172
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,386
You're out of your damn minds!

173
00:14:38,269 --> 00:14:39,901
You're both of you nuts!

174
00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:45,591
I know more about casino security
than any man. I invented it.

175
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,683
And it cannot be beaten.

176
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:51,030
They got cameras and watchers, they got locks.

177
00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:53,080
They got timers, vaults.

178
00:14:53,415 --> 00:14:57,097
They got enough armed personnel to occupy Paris!

179
00:14:57,933 --> 00:15:00,151
Okay, bad example.

180
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,075
It's never been tried.

181
00:15:03,122 --> 00:15:07,724
It's been tried.
A few guys even came close.

182
00:15:07,933 --> 00:15:11,656
You know the three most successful
robberies in Vegas?

183
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:13,874
Number three, the bronze medal.

184
00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:17,222
Pencil neck grabs a lock-box at the Horseshoe.

185
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:19,648
Grab the guy in the suit!

186
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:24,251
He got two steps closer to
the door than anyone before.

187
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:25,631
Leave the money!

188
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,807
Second most successful robbery:

189
00:15:28,016 --> 00:15:32,535
The Flamingo in '71. This guy
actually tasted fresh oxygen...

190
00:15:32,743 --> 00:15:34,376
...before they grabbed him.

191
00:15:35,087 --> 00:15:39,773
Of course, he was breathing out
of a hose for the next three weeks.

192
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,823
Goddamn hippie.

193
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:45,296
And the closest any man has ever come...

194
00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,555
...to robbing a Las Vegas casino...

195
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:50,819
... was outside of Caesars in '87.

196
00:15:51,823 --> 00:15:52,994
He came...

197
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,337
...he grabbed...

198
00:15:56,174 --> 00:15:58,015
...they conquered.

199
00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:07,847
But what am I saying? You guys
are pros. The best.

200
00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:11,069
I'm sure you can make it out of the casino.

201
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,663
Of course, lest we forget...

202
00:16:13,956 --> 00:16:19,061
...once you're out, you're still
in the middle of the fucking desert!

203
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,278
You're right. He's right.

204
00:16:21,528 --> 00:16:24,165
Our eyes were bigger than our stomachs.

205
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:27,428
- That's what it is. Ego.
- Yeah, blah, blah.

206
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,608
- Thanks for lunch.
- The nicoise was delicious.

207
00:16:30,775 --> 00:16:34,290
- Sorry to bother you.
- Look, we go way back...

208
00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:37,679
...and I owe you from the thing
with the guy.

209
00:16:37,888 --> 00:16:40,607
- Our pleasure.
- I'd never been to Belize.

210
00:16:40,817 --> 00:16:45,545
Give Dominic your addresses.
I got some furniture to send you.

211
00:16:46,716 --> 00:16:52,616
Just out of curiosity, which casinos
did you geniuses pick to rob?

212
00:16:53,871 --> 00:16:57,218
The Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand.

213
00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:01,736
Those are Terry Benedict's casinos.

214
00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:05,042
- Is that right?
- That's right.

215
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:07,218
You guys...

216
00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:11,652
...what do you got against
Terry Benedict?

217
00:17:11,903 --> 00:17:15,083
What do you have against him, is the question.

218
00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:20,355
He torpedoed my casino.
Muscled me out.

219
00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:26,046
Now he's gonna blow it up next month
to make way for some monstrosity.

220
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:29,895
- I see what you're doing.
- What are we doing?

221
00:17:31,107 --> 00:17:35,877
If you're gonna steal from Terry
Benedict, you better goddamn know.

222
00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:40,187
This used to be civilized.
You'd hit a guy, he'd whack you.

223
00:17:40,397 --> 00:17:42,279
But Benedict...

224
00:17:43,284 --> 00:17:47,091
At the end of it, he'd better not
know you're involved.

225
00:17:47,383 --> 00:17:52,196
Because he'll kill you,
then he'll go to work on you.

226
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:56,672
That's why we have to be
very careful, very precise.

227
00:17:56,964 --> 00:17:58,262
Well-funded.

228
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:01,442
You gotta be nuts too.

229
00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:05,961
And you're gonna need a crew as nuts as you are.

230
00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:11,065
Who do you got in mind?

231
00:18:11,818 --> 00:18:15,291
- Alright, who's in?
- Frank C. is in.

232
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:21,189
Frank has bronchitis and is applying
for a transfer to warmer climates.

233
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:27,926
Drivers?

234
00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:30,813
- I talked to the Malloys.
- Mormon twins?

235
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,491
They're in Utah, off the job.

236
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,130
They're having trouble filling the hours.

237
00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:54,912
- Waiting, sweetheart.
- Good. Go.

238
00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:56,461
- I'm waiting.
- Why?

239
00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,595
- You're a little girl!
- Relax.

240
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:03,322
I'm going to get out and
drop you like third-period French.

241
00:19:03,615 --> 00:19:04,828
Relax.

242
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:45,078
- Electronics?
- Livingston Dell.

243
00:19:45,371 --> 00:19:49,388
He's been doing surveillance
work for the FBI mob squad.

244
00:19:49,596 --> 00:19:52,275
- How are his nerves?
- Not so bad.

245
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,534
Move in a little bit.

246
00:19:56,249 --> 00:20:00,182
- Don't... Don't touch that.
- Why not?

247
00:20:01,186 --> 00:20:04,826
Do you see me grabbing your
gun and waving it around?

248
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:07,588
Hey, RadioShack. Relax.

249
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:18,676
Munitions.

250
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,935
- Phil Turrentine.
- Dead.

251
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,947
- No shit. On the job?
- Skin cancer.

252
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:27,252
- You send flowers?
- Dated his wife for a while.

253
00:20:28,005 --> 00:20:29,554
Basher's in town.

254
00:20:30,641 --> 00:20:33,193
There may be an issue with availability.

255
00:20:39,470 --> 00:20:41,101
All right, chaps...

256
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,406
...hang on to your knickers.

257
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,824
Oh, leave it out!

258
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:10,639
You tossers! You had one job to do!

259
00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,250
That's all you used in the event?

260
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:21,099
- You accusing me of booby-trapping?
- Well?

261
00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:25,158
Booby traps aren't Mr. Tarr's style.
Isn't that right?

262
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:27,124
Basher?

263
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,510
Peck. ATF.

264
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:31,518
Let me venture a guess.

265
00:21:31,811 --> 00:21:37,166
Simple G-4 mainliner, back wound,
quick fuse with a drag under 20 feet.

266
00:21:37,836 --> 00:21:40,848
Let me ask you this.
You search this scumbag...

267
00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:44,195
...for booby traps?
I mean, really searched.

268
00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:45,952
Stand back.

269
00:21:46,287 --> 00:21:47,793
Here we go.

270
00:21:48,211 --> 00:21:50,597
- Find Griggs. I need him.
- Who?

271
00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:52,730
Just find him, will you?

272
00:21:54,278 --> 00:21:57,834
Can you put something together
with what I gave you?

273
00:21:58,044 --> 00:21:59,216
Done.

274
00:22:00,764 --> 00:22:03,818
- Is Danny about?
- He's around the corner.

275
00:22:04,027 --> 00:22:07,960
Terrific. It'll be nice working with
proper villains again.

276
00:22:08,378 --> 00:22:10,554
Everybody down! Get down!

277
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,905
They weren't expecting that shit!

278
00:22:15,323 --> 00:22:16,830
- Nice work.
- Thanks.

279
00:22:35,741 --> 00:22:39,925
- Which one's the Amazing Yen?
- The little Chinese guy.

280
00:22:44,402 --> 00:22:47,415
- Who else is on the list?
- He is the list.

281
00:22:51,765 --> 00:22:54,109
It doesn't seem that diff...

282
00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:06,409
- We got a grease man.
- We got a grease man.

283
00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,937
We need Saul.

284
00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:16,953
- He got out of the game a year ago.
- He get religion?

285
00:23:17,288 --> 00:23:18,627
Ulcers.

286
00:23:21,137 --> 00:23:24,150
- You could ask him.
- Hey, I could ask him.

287
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:54,986
I saw you at the paddock...

288
00:23:55,320 --> 00:24:00,299
...before the second race, outside the
men's room when I placed my bet.

289
00:24:01,554 --> 00:24:04,692
I saw you before you even got up this morning.

290
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,332
- How you been, Saul?
- Never better.

291
00:24:08,583 --> 00:24:10,424
What's with the orange?

292
00:24:10,634 --> 00:24:15,277
- My doctor says I need vitamins.
- Why don't you take vitamins?

293
00:24:15,612 --> 00:24:18,081
You come here to give me a physical?

294
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,508
Box seats. Come on.

295
00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:37,661
You gonna tell me? Or should I
say no and get it over with?

296
00:24:37,871 --> 00:24:41,678
You're the best. You're in
Cooperstown. What do you want?

297
00:24:41,888 --> 00:24:44,690
Nothing. I got a duplex now.

298
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:47,369
I got wall-to-wall and a goldfish.

299
00:24:47,577 --> 00:24:51,761
I'm seeing a lady who works the
counter at Macy's.

300
00:24:51,971 --> 00:24:53,477
I've changed.

301
00:24:57,493 --> 00:25:01,635
Guys like us don't change.
We stay sharp or get sloppy.

302
00:25:02,179 --> 00:25:03,896
Quit conning me.

303
00:25:04,187 --> 00:25:06,531
That your hound way in the rear?

304
00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:09,585
He breaks late. Everyone knows this.

305
00:25:13,184 --> 00:25:16,698
You going to treat me like a grownup at least?

306
00:25:16,907 --> 00:25:18,999
Tell me what the scam is?

307
00:25:48,956 --> 00:25:52,554
Exhibit C: His belt as
king of the heavyweight crown.

308
00:25:53,014 --> 00:25:56,948
Lennox Lewis has proved he's the champion.

309
00:25:58,370 --> 00:26:02,261
Saul makes 10.
Ten should do it, don't you think?

310
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,441
You think we need one more?

311
00:26:06,529 --> 00:26:08,412
You think we need one more.

312
00:26:10,588 --> 00:26:12,763
Alright, we'll get one more.

313
00:27:30,877 --> 00:27:34,057
Hello, Linus. Whose is this?

314
00:27:35,396 --> 00:27:38,534
- Who are you?
- A friend of Bobby Caldwell's.

315
00:27:39,831 --> 00:27:43,220
You're either in or out. Right now.

316
00:27:46,149 --> 00:27:50,249
- What is it?
- It's a plane ticket. A job offer.

317
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,227
- You're pretty trusting.
- Bobby has faith in you.

318
00:27:55,479 --> 00:27:57,738
Fathers are like that.

319
00:27:58,199 --> 00:28:02,173
He didn't tell you? He doesn't
want me trading on his name.

320
00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:05,018
Do this job, he'll be trading on yours.

321
00:28:05,228 --> 00:28:08,826
Don't, and you can go back to
feeling up stockbrokers.

322
00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:11,336
Can you get the check, please?

323
00:28:14,683 --> 00:28:16,817
That's the best lift you've made yet.

324
00:28:17,110 --> 00:28:18,741
Las Vegas?

325
00:28:19,118 --> 00:28:20,749
America's playground.

326
00:29:06,732 --> 00:29:09,912
Did you guys get a group rate or something?

327
00:29:16,270 --> 00:29:18,739
Saul, do you get out to Utah much?

328
00:29:20,329 --> 00:29:22,673
Not as often as I'd like.

329
00:29:23,007 --> 00:29:27,819
Check it out. I think you'd dig Provo.
You could do well there.

330
00:29:28,154 --> 00:29:29,994
I'll look into it.

331
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:35,642
Welcome to Las Vegas.
Has everybody eaten? Good.

332
00:29:36,019 --> 00:29:37,860
Everybody sober?

333
00:29:38,446 --> 00:29:42,964
Close enough. Before we start,
nobody's on the line yet.

334
00:29:43,174 --> 00:29:47,776
What I'm about to propose is highly
lucrative and highly dangerous.

335
00:29:47,985 --> 00:29:50,704
If that's not your brand of vodka...

336
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:55,684
...eat as much as you like and have
a safe journey. No hard feelings.

337
00:29:55,852 --> 00:29:57,650
Otherwise, come with me.

338
00:30:07,064 --> 00:30:09,156
You're Bobby Caldwell's kid?

339
00:30:10,704 --> 00:30:13,633
- From Chicago?
- Yeah.

340
00:30:14,721 --> 00:30:17,189
- You like it there?
- Yeah.

341
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:21,415
That's wonderful.
Get in the goddamn house.

342
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,050
The 3000 block of Las Vegas Boulevard...

343
00:30:34,427 --> 00:30:37,816
...also known as the
Bellagio, Mirage and MGM Grand.

344
00:30:38,067 --> 00:30:42,251
They' re three of the most
profitable casinos in Las Vegas.

345
00:30:44,928 --> 00:30:47,439
This is the Bellagio vault, located...

346
00:30:47,649 --> 00:30:50,409
...beneath 200 feet of solid earth.

347
00:30:50,619 --> 00:30:55,723
It safeguards every dime that passes
through each of the three casinos.

348
00:30:55,933 --> 00:30:59,029
- We're gonna rob it.
- Smash-and-grab job?

349
00:30:59,238 --> 00:31:01,707
Slightly more complicated than that.

350
00:31:02,459 --> 00:31:04,008
Well, yeah.

351
00:31:04,719 --> 00:31:09,823
This is courtesy of Frank Catton,
a new dealer at the Bellagio.

352
00:31:10,158 --> 00:31:11,539
Bad news first.

353
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:16,099
This place houses a security system
rivaling most nuclear silos.

354
00:31:16,267 --> 00:31:21,371
First, we have to get in the casino
cages, which takes more than a smile.

355
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:24,091
Next, through these doors...

356
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,735
...each one requiring a different
code changed every 12 hours.

357
00:31:28,985 --> 00:31:32,709
Past those, the elevator.
Here's where it gets tricky.

358
00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:37,563
- It won't move without fingerprint I.D.
- Which we can't fake.

359
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:42,751
And vocal confirmation from the system
within the Bellagio and the vault.

360
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,550
Which we won't get.

361
00:31:44,759 --> 00:31:47,771
The elevator shaft is rigged with sensors.

362
00:31:47,981 --> 00:31:52,792
If we override the lift, the exit
would lock and we'd be trapped.

363
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:56,475
Once we get down the shaft,
it's a piece of cake.

364
00:31:56,642 --> 00:31:59,989
Just two more guards with Uzis...

365
00:32:00,324 --> 00:32:04,005
...and the most elaborate vault
door ever conceived.

366
00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:06,348
Any questions?

367
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:10,993
Tunneling's out. There are...

368
00:32:11,202 --> 00:32:16,097
...sensors monitoring the ground.
If a groundhog nested, they'd know.

369
00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:19,904
- Anyone else?
- You mentioned good news?

370
00:32:20,114 --> 00:32:23,168
Yeah. The Nevada Gaming
Commission requires...

371
00:32:23,377 --> 00:32:28,356
...a casino to keep enough cash to
cover every chip in play on the floor.

372
00:32:28,565 --> 00:32:32,038
That means on a weekday it must carry...

373
00:32:32,247 --> 00:32:35,343
...between $60 and $70 million in
cash and coin.

374
00:32:35,511 --> 00:32:39,485
On the weekend, between 80 and 90
million. On a fight night...

375
00:32:39,695 --> 00:32:42,791
...like in two weeks,
the night we're robbing it...

376
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,389
...$150 million,
without breaking a sweat.

377
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:50,614
There are 11 of us, each with an equal share.

378
00:32:51,117 --> 00:32:52,456
You do the math.

379
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,129
Exactly.

380
00:32:54,338 --> 00:32:55,719
I have a question.

381
00:32:56,263 --> 00:33:00,363
Say we get into the cage
and through the security doors...

382
00:33:00,572 --> 00:33:02,957
...down the elevator
we can't move...

383
00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:07,309
...past the guards with the guns,
into the vault we can't open...

384
00:33:07,852 --> 00:33:12,121
- And not seen by cameras.
- Sorry, I forgot to mention that.

385
00:33:12,455 --> 00:33:15,049
Yeah, well, say we do all that...

386
00:33:15,258 --> 00:33:19,902
...we're just supposed to walk out of
there with $150 million...

387
00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:22,706
...without getting stopped?

388
00:33:27,684 --> 00:33:29,024
Yeah.

389
00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:34,588
Oh. Okay.

390
00:33:41,785 --> 00:33:45,592
First task: reconnaissance.
I want to know what goes on...

391
00:33:45,801 --> 00:33:48,729
...in all casinos, from
the dealers' rotation...

392
00:33:48,897 --> 00:33:54,922
...to the path of cash carts. I want
to know everything about every guard.

393
00:33:55,131 --> 00:33:56,596
This girl Charmaine...

394
00:33:56,805 --> 00:34:01,365
Find out where they're from,
nicknames, how they take their coffee.

395
00:34:01,617 --> 00:34:04,796
...dances at Crazy Horse Too.
It pays for her school.

396
00:34:05,005 --> 00:34:08,226
- I think she really likes me.
- Cool.

397
00:34:13,624 --> 00:34:17,348
Know these casinos.
They were built to keep people in.

398
00:34:17,557 --> 00:34:19,356
Know the quick routes out.

399
00:34:19,565 --> 00:34:23,163
- He went through at 10:44.
- 10:46. Get a watch that works.

400
00:34:23,373 --> 00:34:26,887
- You make me sick, dude. It's 10:44.
- 10:46.

401
00:34:31,741 --> 00:34:33,582
Second task: power.

402
00:34:34,042 --> 00:34:37,640
On fight night, we'll throw
the switch on Sin City.

403
00:34:37,849 --> 00:34:41,656
- Basher, it's your show.
- You want broke, blind or bedlam?

404
00:34:41,866 --> 00:34:45,255
- How about all three?
- Right, it's done.

405
00:34:46,636 --> 00:34:48,477
Third task: surveillance.

406
00:34:48,685 --> 00:34:51,657
Security has an eye and an ear on everything.

407
00:34:51,865 --> 00:34:54,794
We want an eye and ear on them.
Livingston?

408
00:34:55,003 --> 00:34:58,142
It's not the least accessible system I've seen.

409
00:34:58,308 --> 00:35:01,866
- There's no closed-circuit to tap into?
- No.

410
00:35:02,074 --> 00:35:07,053
Then it's definitely a black bag job.
They employ an in-house technician?

411
00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:10,275
Two. And one of them is lonely.

412
00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:27,889
Thanks, Charmaine.
I'll return it in an hour.

413
00:35:28,099 --> 00:35:32,408
- Say hi to your mom for me.
- Say it yourself. She's on-stage soon.

414
00:35:55,838 --> 00:35:56,842
Watch it, bud!

415
00:35:57,052 --> 00:35:59,939
- You call me bud, pal?
- You call me pal, friend?

416
00:36:00,147 --> 00:36:04,123
- You call me friend, jackass?
- Don't call me jackass.

417
00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:09,645
433, we have a visual impairment
on the northwest 052 exit-door camera.

418
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,742
Copy that. I see them.

419
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:46,129
- Is that a word? You made that up?
- " Obsequious" is a word.

420
00:36:56,799 --> 00:37:00,648
- Sir, please move your balloons.
- You got in my way!

421
00:37:00,857 --> 00:37:03,953
- I was trying to deliver balloons!
- Gentlemen!

422
00:37:04,162 --> 00:37:08,890
- He's a balloon boy! Balloon boy!
- You're spitting in my face.

423
00:37:27,968 --> 00:37:29,558
And we're up and running.

424
00:37:30,229 --> 00:37:35,876
- Why are hallways always that color?
- They say taupe is very soothing.

425
00:37:38,973 --> 00:37:41,190
- Hi.
- Fine, thanks.

426
00:37:52,821 --> 00:37:54,955
- Move the balloons.
- Move them?

427
00:37:55,165 --> 00:38:00,353
An important client is waiting for
these. I don't have time...

428
00:38:00,562 --> 00:38:02,946
...for you circus animals.

429
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:38,887
Hey! Hold up a minute!

430
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,313
Excuse me!

431
00:38:41,523 --> 00:38:44,451
Hey! Excuse me!

432
00:38:44,744 --> 00:38:50,183
- Hey, you dropped this.
- Oh, thank you.

433
00:38:50,393 --> 00:38:53,698
- How's the reception on those things?
- Excellent.

434
00:38:54,284 --> 00:38:57,338
- Take care.
- Thanks.

435
00:39:03,655 --> 00:39:06,249
- Well...
- Yeah.

436
00:39:08,425 --> 00:39:10,057
Fourth task: construction.

437
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:14,367
We need to build an exact
replica of the Bellagio vault.

438
00:39:14,618 --> 00:39:17,546
- To practice?
- Something like that.

439
00:39:18,006 --> 00:39:21,689
Fifth task: intelligence.
We need those codes, Linus...

440
00:39:21,898 --> 00:39:23,948
...from the guy who has all three.

441
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,504
- Who, Benedict?
- Learn to love his shadow.

442
00:39:27,714 --> 00:39:32,399
- All I get to do is watch the guy?
- Gotta walk before you crawl.

443
00:39:32,901 --> 00:39:36,291
- Reverse that.
- Sixth task: transport.

444
00:39:40,433 --> 00:39:45,621
Well, I am sorry, but $18,500 a piece
is the best offer that I can make.

445
00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:48,591
Well, I understand.

446
00:39:48,926 --> 00:39:53,737
- They are some great-looking vans.
- Yes, sir, top of the line.

447
00:39:54,784 --> 00:40:00,181
- Okay. Thank you for your time, Mr...?
- Denham. Billy Tim Denham.

448
00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:05,453
- Denham like a jean.
- That's it. Just like the jean.

449
00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:10,557
Man, you got some lovely hands here.
Do you moisturize?

450
00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:13,319
- I'm sorry?
- I've tried lots of lotion.

451
00:40:13,527 --> 00:40:17,628
I even went fragrance-free
for a year. Now my sister...

452
00:40:17,837 --> 00:40:22,188
...she uses aloe vera
with a little sunscreen in it.

453
00:40:23,486 --> 00:40:26,874
Ideally, we all should wear gloves to bed...

454
00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:33,067
...but I found there was interference
with my social agenda, you know.

455
00:40:33,485 --> 00:40:38,924
Plus, I react to the camphor. So
I'm not into the traditional remedies.

456
00:40:39,134 --> 00:40:42,648
Let me tell you something.
If you could pay cash...

457
00:40:42,983 --> 00:40:45,158
...I could drop that
down to seven...

458
00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:47,292
Sixteen each.

459
00:40:48,254 --> 00:40:49,593
- No?
- Yes, sir.

460
00:40:49,802 --> 00:40:51,476
- You'd do that?
- Yes, sir.

461
00:40:51,810 --> 00:40:54,279
That'd be lovely.
They told me to see you.

462
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:57,962
- Well, I'm glad they did.
- They told me.

463
00:40:58,170 --> 00:41:03,609
Well, let me go get the paperwork.
You just wait here at the table.

464
00:41:03,819 --> 00:41:05,409
- You do that.
- Thank you.

465
00:41:13,358 --> 00:41:17,500
- Very nice material.
- It's imported silk, Saul.

466
00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:19,676
It's very nice.

467
00:41:21,433 --> 00:41:26,286
Gentlemen, would you excuse us
for a second? Thanks.

468
00:41:35,031 --> 00:41:38,294
Saul, you sure you're ready to do this?

469
00:41:41,558 --> 00:41:45,365
If you ever ask me
that question again, Daniel...

470
00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:48,420
...you won't wake up
the following morning.

471
00:41:52,729 --> 00:41:54,528
He's ready.

472
00:41:59,047 --> 00:42:01,055
My name is Lyman...

473
00:42:01,892 --> 00:42:02,896
...Zerga.

474
00:42:04,235 --> 00:42:06,871
My name is Lyman Zerga.

475
00:42:08,586 --> 00:42:12,059
My name is Lyman Zerga.

476
00:42:34,819 --> 00:42:37,247
Okay, tell me about Benedict.

477
00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,878
That guy's a machine.

478
00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:40,385
Good afternoon.

479
00:42:40,593 --> 00:42:44,276
He arrives at the Bellagio
every day at 2 p.m.

480
00:42:44,569 --> 00:42:46,032
How are you, Tommy?

481
00:42:46,284 --> 00:42:48,250
He remembers every valet's name.

482
00:42:49,129 --> 00:42:51,891
Not bad for a guy worth 3/4 of a billion.

483
00:42:52,099 --> 00:42:55,781
He works hard, hits the
lobby floor at 7 on the nose.

484
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:58,124
- Good evening, sir.
- How are you?

485
00:42:58,334 --> 00:43:01,513
- Talks with his casino manager.
- About what?

486
00:43:01,722 --> 00:43:02,727
All business.

487
00:43:03,103 --> 00:43:06,660
Benedict likes to know
what's going on. Be in control.

488
00:43:06,869 --> 00:43:11,974
There's rarely an incident he doesn't
know about or handle personally.

489
00:43:13,396 --> 00:43:17,120
Spends a few minutes
glad-handing the high rollers.

490
00:43:18,793 --> 00:43:23,730
He speaks Spanish, German and Italian
and is getting good at Japanese.

491
00:43:25,739 --> 00:43:29,169
He's out by 7:30
and is handed a black portfolio.

492
00:43:29,504 --> 00:43:34,650
Contents: profits and new security
codes. He heads to the restaurant.

493
00:43:40,675 --> 00:43:42,809
Like I said, a machine.

494
00:43:43,185 --> 00:43:46,616
That portfolio contains
codes to all the cage doors?

495
00:43:46,826 --> 00:43:50,507
And two minutes after they' re changed,
he's got them.

496
00:43:51,847 --> 00:43:56,825
You guys really can pick them.
This guy's as smart as he is ruthless.

497
00:43:57,034 --> 00:44:01,428
Last guy he caught cheating,
he not only sent up for 10 years...

498
00:44:01,636 --> 00:44:04,440
...he seized his house and
bankrupted his...

499
00:44:04,691 --> 00:44:06,198
In-law's dealership.

500
00:44:06,448 --> 00:44:11,009
He takes out your knees and ruins
your life and anybody you know.

501
00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:12,641
You scared?

502
00:44:12,975 --> 00:44:14,607
You suicidal?

503
00:44:16,532 --> 00:44:18,038
Only in the morning.

504
00:44:18,456 --> 00:44:20,715
- Now what?
- Now comes the girl.

505
00:44:21,803 --> 00:44:24,941
She comes down after him if they' re in a snit.

506
00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:29,711
- Where does she come from?
- The museum, there. She's the curator.

507
00:44:31,552 --> 00:44:33,058
Here she is.

508
00:44:34,564 --> 00:44:37,367
This is the best part of my day.

509
00:44:50,924 --> 00:44:55,359
I'm not sure we can use her yet.
I haven't even caught her name.

510
00:44:55,567 --> 00:44:57,367
Tess.

511
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,543
Huh?

512
00:44:59,751 --> 00:45:01,426
Her name is Tess.

513
00:45:24,437 --> 00:45:26,780
- We have to talk. Now.
- Okay.

514
00:45:31,298 --> 00:45:34,939
Tell me this is not about her
or I walk off the job.

515
00:45:35,274 --> 00:45:36,737
Who?

516
00:45:37,072 --> 00:45:39,876
Tess. Benedict.
Tell me this isn't about...

517
00:45:40,085 --> 00:45:43,139
- ...the guy who's screwing your wife.
- Ex-wife.

518
00:45:43,348 --> 00:45:45,776
- Tell me.
- It's not about that.

519
00:45:48,453 --> 00:45:53,306
It's not entirely about that.
Remember when we got in this business?

520
00:45:53,516 --> 00:45:56,779
We said we'd play like we had nothing to lose.

521
00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:58,787
Well, I lost something.

522
00:45:59,624 --> 00:46:03,641
I lost someone.
That's why I'm here.

523
00:46:08,578 --> 00:46:11,799
The problem is, now we're stealing two things.

524
00:46:12,009 --> 00:46:16,276
And if you can't have both, which do you choose?

525
00:46:16,485 --> 00:46:19,331
Remember, Tess does not split 11 ways.

526
00:46:19,665 --> 00:46:25,271
If everything goes to plan, I won't be
the one that has to make that choice.

527
00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:32,468
- How'd she look?
- She looked good.

528
00:46:32,678 --> 00:46:34,016
Thanks.

529
00:47:05,563 --> 00:47:06,860
You like it?

530
00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:11,504
I like that you like it.

531
00:47:14,642 --> 00:47:16,693
- I'll see you tonight?
- Okay.

532
00:47:24,098 --> 00:47:27,487
In my hotel, there's always somebody watching.

533
00:47:28,951 --> 00:47:30,500
I'll see you tonight.

534
00:47:45,102 --> 00:47:47,235
Weak stomach, Mr. Zerga?

535
00:47:48,072 --> 00:47:51,921
I don't believe in weakness.
It costs too much.

536
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,808
I don't believe in questions either.

537
00:47:55,018 --> 00:47:58,281
Oh, really? Well then,
let me give you a tip.

538
00:47:58,616 --> 00:48:02,172
Don't get into Terry Benedict
for too much money.

539
00:48:02,465 --> 00:48:04,306
He doesn't fool around.

540
00:48:04,514 --> 00:48:06,482
- How are you, Eddie?
- Fine, sir.

541
00:48:06,690 --> 00:48:08,029
Anything for me?

542
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:12,674
Mr. Lyman Zerga. Third position.
Wants to talk to you privately.

543
00:48:14,723 --> 00:48:16,063
Who is he?

544
00:48:16,272 --> 00:48:19,200
Businessman of some kind, from Europe.

545
00:48:19,368 --> 00:48:23,761
Very vague. I asked around.
Word is, he deals primarily in arms.

546
00:48:24,138 --> 00:48:26,021
- One of the biggest.
- Zerga.

547
00:48:26,230 --> 00:48:27,903
Yes, sir.

548
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:31,919
- Never heard of him.
- That's why I don't doubt it.

549
00:48:32,129 --> 00:48:35,978
- He's staying here?
- He's in the Mirador suite.

550
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:39,953
- How's he doing?
- Up, almost 200.

551
00:48:41,459 --> 00:48:43,425
Good for him.

552
00:48:58,154 --> 00:49:02,797
You're 30 seconds late.
I was about to send out a search...

553
00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:05,810
Hello, Tess.

554
00:49:07,357 --> 00:49:08,947
What are you doing here?

555
00:49:10,244 --> 00:49:11,500
I'm out.

556
00:49:12,086 --> 00:49:13,424
- Out?
- Of prison.

557
00:49:13,592 --> 00:49:16,939
Remember? I went for cigarettes
and didn't come back.

558
00:49:17,148 --> 00:49:19,993
I don't smoke. Don't sit.

559
00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:25,809
- Supposedly I paid my debt to society.
- Funny, I never got a check.

560
00:49:26,395 --> 00:49:28,487
You're not wearing your ring.

561
00:49:29,365 --> 00:49:33,382
I sold it. I don't have a husband
or didn't you get the papers?

562
00:49:33,592 --> 00:49:37,231
- My last day inside.
- I told you I'd write.

563
00:49:40,369 --> 00:49:45,348
- Danny, go now before...
- What? Benedict?

564
00:49:46,561 --> 00:49:49,533
How you doing? Whiskey and whiskey.

565
00:49:50,996 --> 00:49:55,557
You're doing a great job at the museum.
The Vermeer is quite good.

566
00:49:55,766 --> 00:49:59,825
- Vibrant. But his work fell off later.
- Remind you of anyone?

567
00:50:00,033 --> 00:50:05,013
I always confuse Monet and Manet.
Which one married his mistress?

568
00:50:05,389 --> 00:50:07,607
- Monet.
- And Manet had syphilis.

569
00:50:08,151 --> 00:50:10,535
They also painted occasionally.

570
00:50:14,384 --> 00:50:16,853
All right, I'll make this quick.

571
00:50:17,063 --> 00:50:18,904
I came here for you.

572
00:50:20,661 --> 00:50:24,175
I want to get on with my life.
I want you with me.

573
00:50:24,803 --> 00:50:26,644
You're a thief and a liar.

574
00:50:27,271 --> 00:50:30,493
I lied about being a thief.
I don't do that now.

575
00:50:30,703 --> 00:50:32,501
- Steal?
- Lie.

576
00:50:32,711 --> 00:50:35,764
I'm with someone who doesn't have to make...

577
00:50:35,974 --> 00:50:39,112
- ...that kind of distinction.
- He's clear on both.

578
00:50:39,614 --> 00:50:41,706
- You have a problem.
- Only one?

579
00:50:41,957 --> 00:50:47,187
You've met too many people like you.
I'm with Terry now.

580
00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:52,584
Does he make you laugh?

581
00:50:54,216 --> 00:50:57,187
He doesn't make me cry.

582
00:51:09,445 --> 00:51:14,467
- The fight is Saturday night?
- Yes, would you like tickets?

583
00:51:14,675 --> 00:51:18,441
No. Hand-to-hand combat
does not interest me.

584
00:51:18,650 --> 00:51:22,123
I have a package arriving here that evening.

585
00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:25,219
A black briefcase, standard size...

586
00:51:25,804 --> 00:51:29,988
...the contents of which
is very valuable to me.

587
00:51:31,035 --> 00:51:33,126
I'll put it in the house safe.

588
00:51:33,336 --> 00:51:37,395
The house safe is for brandy
and grandmother's pearls.

589
00:51:38,482 --> 00:51:43,084
- I need something more secure.
- Mr. Zerga, I can assure you our...

590
00:51:43,294 --> 00:51:48,188
I can assure you, Mr. Benedict,
that your generosity in this matter...

591
00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:51,243
...will not go overlooked.

592
00:51:51,453 --> 00:51:57,310
Now, what can you offer me besides the safe?

593
00:51:58,021 --> 00:52:02,666
People you steal from have insurance.
They get made whole again.

594
00:52:02,959 --> 00:52:07,770
I left New York to escape what
happened. Can I get five years back?

595
00:52:07,979 --> 00:52:12,163
- What you can do is not throw...
- You don't know anything.

596
00:52:12,372 --> 00:52:16,096
You don't love me,
you're with someone else, fine.

597
00:52:16,305 --> 00:52:19,234
I have to live with that.
But not him.

598
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:21,786
Just like an ex-husband.

599
00:52:21,953 --> 00:52:24,380
- I'm not joking.
- I'm not laughing.

600
00:52:24,590 --> 00:52:27,518
There's a conflict of interest when you...

601
00:52:27,727 --> 00:52:32,874
- ...give me advice about my love life.
- But that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

602
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:38,270
Do you remember what I said when we first met?

603
00:52:39,066 --> 00:52:43,668
- That I better know what I'm doing.
- Do you? Now?

604
00:52:44,547 --> 00:52:46,220
You should go if you don't.

605
00:52:46,639 --> 00:52:48,186
I know what I'm doing.

606
00:52:48,396 --> 00:52:49,734
What are you doing?

607
00:52:51,409 --> 00:52:53,082
Just catching up.

608
00:52:53,417 --> 00:52:55,759
- Meet my ex-husband.
- Danny Ocean.

609
00:52:55,969 --> 00:52:58,563
- Mr. Ocean.
- I'm in your seat.

610
00:52:59,232 --> 00:53:02,705
Forgive my lateness.
A guest required my attention.

611
00:53:02,915 --> 00:53:07,224
That's fine. Danny was walking
through and spotted me.

612
00:53:07,433 --> 00:53:09,483
- Is that so?
- Imagine the odds.

613
00:53:09,692 --> 00:53:12,579
" Of all the gin joints
in all the world."

614
00:53:12,746 --> 00:53:15,383
You recently were released from prison?

615
00:53:15,591 --> 00:53:16,596
That's right.

616
00:53:16,805 --> 00:53:19,901
- How does it feel to be out?
- About the same.

617
00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:25,758
- Danny was just about to...
- I just stopped by to say hi to Tess.

618
00:53:25,968 --> 00:53:27,181
Stay, have a drink.

619
00:53:27,432 --> 00:53:29,106
- I can't.
- He can't.

620
00:53:33,164 --> 00:53:35,131
Well, then...

621
00:53:36,218 --> 00:53:39,398
I imagine we won't see
Mr. Ocean anytime soon.

622
00:53:39,608 --> 00:53:41,072
You never know.

623
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,293
I know everything happening in my hotels.

624
00:53:44,628 --> 00:53:47,264
So I should put those towels back.

625
00:53:47,473 --> 00:53:49,942
No, the towels you can keep.

626
00:53:55,214 --> 00:53:57,933
- Good to see you, Tess.
- Take care, Danny.

627
00:53:58,143 --> 00:54:00,319
- Terry.
- Danny.

628
00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:27,302
Stinking...

629
00:55:27,512 --> 00:55:29,018
Tomorrow the day is yours.

630
00:55:30,692 --> 00:55:33,704
Call is at 5:30, makeup and costume.

631
00:55:33,913 --> 00:55:37,721
Saul's package arrives at 7:05.
Linus grabs our codes.

632
00:55:38,055 --> 00:55:43,034
All goes well, we're a go. At 7:30,
Yen is locked in and we're committed.

633
00:55:43,369 --> 00:55:48,557
From this point, we have 30 minutes
to blow the power or he suffocates.

634
00:56:02,406 --> 00:56:06,088
Once the electricity goes,
access to the vault...

635
00:56:06,339 --> 00:56:11,066
...and its elevator shut down for
two minutes. That's when we go.

636
00:56:15,083 --> 00:56:19,184
You're in the middle of the
room, 10 feet from everything.

637
00:56:19,435 --> 00:56:23,241
You have to get to the door
without touching the floor.

638
00:56:23,744 --> 00:56:25,082
What do you do?

639
00:56:25,585 --> 00:56:28,597
- Ten says he shorts it.
- Twenty.

640
00:56:36,338 --> 00:56:38,263
Window or aisle, boys?

641
00:56:39,601 --> 00:56:41,777
Yeah, we're in deep shit.

642
00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:45,793
That poxy demo crew didn't back the main line.

643
00:56:46,128 --> 00:56:49,183
They naused up the mainframe.
Naused it up!

644
00:56:49,894 --> 00:56:52,529
- You understand him?
- I'll explain later.

645
00:56:52,906 --> 00:56:57,132
They' re so pony they blew the
backup grids one by one.

646
00:56:57,341 --> 00:56:58,889
Basher, what happened?

647
00:56:59,475 --> 00:57:02,780
They did what I would have done but by accident.

648
00:57:02,948 --> 00:57:06,545
Now they know their weakness, they're fixing it.

649
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:11,733
So unless we intend to do this job
in Reno, we're in Barney.

650
00:57:13,867 --> 00:57:16,127
Barney Rubble. Trouble!

651
00:57:19,976 --> 00:57:22,570
- We could always...
- By tomorrow?

652
00:57:23,490 --> 00:57:27,173
Hang on a minute, hang on.
We could use a pinch.

653
00:57:29,515 --> 00:57:31,775
What's a pinch?

654
00:57:32,319 --> 00:57:36,837
A device which creates a cardiac
arrest for broadband circuitry.

655
00:57:37,047 --> 00:57:40,603
Better yet, a pinch is a bomb without the bomb.

656
00:57:40,813 --> 00:57:44,955
When a nuclear weapon detonates,
its electromagnetic pulse...

657
00:57:45,163 --> 00:57:48,385
...shuts down any power source
within its blast radius.

658
00:57:48,594 --> 00:57:53,531
It usually doesn't matter because a
nuclear weapon destroys everything.

659
00:57:53,867 --> 00:57:57,297
A pinch creates a similar
electromagnetic pulse...

660
00:57:57,506 --> 00:58:01,941
...without mass destruction and death.
Instead of Hiroshima you get...

661
00:58:02,108 --> 00:58:04,577
- ...the 17th century.
- How long?

662
00:58:04,787 --> 00:58:05,874
30 seconds.

663
00:58:06,460 --> 00:58:11,020
Could a pinch knock out
the power of an entire city?

664
00:58:11,230 --> 00:58:14,200
- Like, for instance...
- Las Vegas?

665
00:58:16,459 --> 00:58:18,259
Yeah, I think it might.

666
00:58:18,635 --> 00:58:21,857
There's only one pinch big enough to do it.

667
00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:23,195
Where?

668
00:58:36,417 --> 00:58:38,718
Let's go. Yen, Basher, come on.

669
00:58:39,221 --> 00:58:40,559
Where you going?

670
00:58:40,894 --> 00:58:42,525
- I'm coming with you.
- No.

671
00:58:42,735 --> 00:58:46,082
Oh, no, no, no!
Don't leave me with these guys!

672
00:58:55,238 --> 00:58:56,200
Start.

673
00:58:56,409 --> 00:58:58,626
- I got one.
- You thinking of one?

674
00:58:58,961 --> 00:59:02,309
- No, I've thought of one.
- You're thinking of one.

675
00:59:02,475 --> 00:59:04,568
No, I'm done. I have it.

676
00:59:04,777 --> 00:59:06,283
- You a man?
- Yes. 19.

677
00:59:06,492 --> 00:59:07,915
- You alive?
- Yes. 18.

678
00:59:08,082 --> 00:59:10,551
- Evel Knievel.
- Shit!

679
00:59:10,802 --> 00:59:12,476
- Don't touch me.
- I'm not.

680
00:59:12,684 --> 00:59:15,279
- Your hand's in my face.
- It's not.

681
00:59:15,488 --> 00:59:18,416
- Am I touching you?
- Your hand's in my face.

682
00:59:18,626 --> 00:59:20,425
- Move.
- I didn't touch you.

683
00:59:20,592 --> 00:59:23,688
- You just touched me.
- You made me touch you.

684
00:59:23,898 --> 00:59:26,575
This is your side.
This is your side.

685
00:59:27,872 --> 00:59:29,922
Get off. Get off.

686
00:59:57,955 --> 01:00:00,758
I'm gonna need a score of car batteries...

687
01:00:00,968 --> 01:00:04,273
Where's Linus? Where's Linus?

688
01:00:12,766 --> 01:00:16,239
- There he is.
- Oh, would you look at this doughnut?

689
01:00:28,205 --> 01:00:29,878
Should someone help him?

690
01:00:30,088 --> 01:00:34,188
That's a great idea, Albert.
Let's all get nicked.

691
01:00:39,502 --> 01:00:40,715
Back it up.

692
01:00:57,869 --> 01:00:59,334
Let him in.

693
01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:09,208
You stupid bastard!

694
01:01:14,814 --> 01:01:16,948
- I say stay, you stay.
- Got it.

695
01:01:17,158 --> 01:01:20,379
Lose focus for one second, somebody gets hurt!

696
01:01:20,588 --> 01:01:22,011
I got it.

697
01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:28,077
Where are they?

698
01:01:28,830 --> 01:01:32,303
That's what I want to know.
Where the hell are they?

699
01:01:32,513 --> 01:01:36,320
- They will be here.
- "They will be here." Schmuck!

700
01:01:43,977 --> 01:01:45,943
You boys have a nice trip?

701
01:01:57,072 --> 01:01:58,578
We have a problem.

702
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:01,507
You've been red-flagged.

703
01:02:01,716 --> 01:02:05,565
The moment you enter the casino,
they'll be watching.

704
01:02:05,775 --> 01:02:09,875
Like hawks. Hawks with video cameras.

705
01:02:11,674 --> 01:02:13,515
That's a problem.

706
01:02:13,724 --> 01:02:16,486
- Saul, turn that off.
- When I'm ready...

707
01:02:16,695 --> 01:02:20,084
- Saul!
- It's off! It's off!

708
01:02:22,595 --> 01:02:24,769
Any idea how this happened?

709
01:02:26,359 --> 01:02:27,699
- No.
- Oh, come on.

710
01:02:27,866 --> 01:02:32,762
He's been chasing Benedict's girl.
They had an argument two nights ago.

711
01:02:33,974 --> 01:02:36,067
- I tailed you.
- Who told you to?

712
01:02:36,276 --> 01:02:39,372
I did. I worried you couldn't
leave Tess alone.

713
01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:40,836
- Tess?
- My wife.

714
01:02:41,045 --> 01:02:43,514
- Ex-wife.
- Tess is here?

715
01:02:44,937 --> 01:02:49,287
I'm sorry. I didn't know if it
would sting you, but it did.

716
01:02:49,455 --> 01:02:51,505
- You're out, Danny.
- He's out?

717
01:02:51,715 --> 01:02:55,354
Or we call it off.
His involvement puts us at risk.

718
01:02:55,564 --> 01:02:59,748
- It's not your call.
- You put her before us and made it mine.

719
01:02:59,957 --> 01:03:01,756
This is my job.

720
01:03:02,216 --> 01:03:03,262
Not anymore.

721
01:03:03,472 --> 01:03:06,903
He can't just be out.
Who's gonna trigger the vault?

722
01:03:07,111 --> 01:03:08,911
Kid, you up for it?

723
01:03:14,684 --> 01:03:16,065
I can do it.

724
01:03:16,399 --> 01:03:20,082
Done. Locate the others.
Tell them the change in plan.

725
01:03:20,290 --> 01:03:21,965
Curtain goes up at 7.

726
01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:27,153
Tess is with Benedict now?
She's too tall for him.

727
01:03:28,575 --> 01:03:30,918
Yes. No.

728
01:03:32,382 --> 01:03:34,098
Very much no.

729
01:03:36,357 --> 01:03:42,173
Then inform Mr. Levin he'll be better
off watching the fight at home on TV.

730
01:03:42,382 --> 01:03:46,232
Surely, he must have HBO.
That's it.

731
01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:52,005
Hi.

732
01:03:54,892 --> 01:03:56,858
What were you thinking about?

733
01:03:58,072 --> 01:03:59,327
You.

734
01:04:02,632 --> 01:04:04,766
Where you gonna put your hands?

735
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:08,908
No good.

736
01:04:10,665 --> 01:04:13,134
Don't touch your tie. Look at me.

737
01:04:13,344 --> 01:04:16,816
You need to answer my question.
Where do you look?

738
01:04:17,025 --> 01:04:22,046
No. Look down, they know you're lying.
Up, and you don't know the truth.

739
01:04:22,255 --> 01:04:25,016
Don't use seven words if four will do.

740
01:04:25,226 --> 01:04:30,665
Be specific, but not memorable.
Be funny, but don't make him laugh.

741
01:04:30,874 --> 01:04:34,682
He's got to like you,
then forget you once you leave.

742
01:04:34,890 --> 01:04:37,987
And, for God's sake, whatever you do, don't...

743
01:04:38,196 --> 01:04:40,456
Russ! Can you take a look at this?

744
01:04:40,664 --> 01:04:42,087
Sure.

745
01:04:58,656 --> 01:05:00,120
Saul?

746
01:05:05,308 --> 01:05:06,772
It's time.

747
01:05:25,224 --> 01:05:26,730
Okay.

748
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:28,445
Let's do it.

749
01:05:31,793 --> 01:05:34,638
On a perfectly clear night in Las Vegas...

750
01:05:34,846 --> 01:05:38,905
... with the expected crowd of
celebrities and sports fans...

751
01:05:39,115 --> 01:05:44,093
...piling into the MGM Grand, the two
best heavyweights in the world...

752
01:05:44,303 --> 01:05:50,243
...prepare to meet after an
eight-month dance toward each other.

753
01:05:52,712 --> 01:05:54,135
Mr. Zerga?

754
01:05:54,595 --> 01:05:56,310
Mr. Benedict.

755
01:05:56,519 --> 01:06:01,750
- I'm very busy. Are we on schedule?
- I have no reason to suspect otherwise.

756
01:06:02,293 --> 01:06:06,142
My courier should be here momentarily.

757
01:06:26,811 --> 01:06:30,409
Eighteen. Blackjack!

758
01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:48,233
Find Mr. Walsh. Tell him Mr. Ocean
is in the west slots.

759
01:06:49,991 --> 01:06:54,383
I can't have private security personnel
in the casino cages.

760
01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:55,973
Of course not.

761
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:00,450
Saul! Saul Bloom, is that you?

762
01:07:00,659 --> 01:07:03,964
Saul! Saul, it's me! Bucky Buchanan!

763
01:07:04,174 --> 01:07:06,517
Remember? From Saratoga!

764
01:07:10,575 --> 01:07:12,082
Mikael. Vladimir.

765
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:15,931
Hey! Hey, Saul! Saul!

766
01:07:17,981 --> 01:07:19,487
Mr. Benedict, please.

767
01:07:19,697 --> 01:07:24,006
I have never enjoyed the touch
of steel to my skin.

768
01:07:31,244 --> 01:07:33,085
Lift them up, please.

769
01:07:41,495 --> 01:07:46,306
I acknowledge your briefcase contains
nothing dangerous or illicit.

770
01:07:46,516 --> 01:07:50,407
I agree to take said briefcase
and store it in my vault...

771
01:07:50,616 --> 01:07:52,582
...for a period of 24 hours.

772
01:07:53,042 --> 01:07:56,473
- I cannot allow you into the vault.
- Why not?

773
01:07:56,683 --> 01:08:02,205
Insurance, for one. Security. But,
most of all, I just don't trust you.

774
01:08:03,544 --> 01:08:04,883
Excuse me.

775
01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:13,502
I put two plainclothes on Ocean.
He's in the keno bar now.

776
01:08:13,711 --> 01:08:17,560
Mr. Zerga, this is my
casino manager, Mr. Walsh.

777
01:08:17,770 --> 01:08:22,205
He will have your briefcase stored
in our vault while you watch.

778
01:08:22,372 --> 01:08:24,841
Those are my terms. Yes or no?

779
01:08:25,593 --> 01:08:28,983
You leave me no choice.

780
01:08:32,497 --> 01:08:35,259
Dude, don't do that in front of the pinch.

781
01:09:19,944 --> 01:09:23,165
Deep breaths. You'll do fine.

782
01:09:23,374 --> 01:09:25,969
- Thank you.
- No sweat. You're a natural.

783
01:09:26,177 --> 01:09:28,395
But don't screw up.

784
01:09:35,550 --> 01:09:38,478
- Who gets the penne?
- Right here.

785
01:09:44,462 --> 01:09:45,716
You ready?

786
01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:52,495
This is our security center,
where we oversee the casino and vault.

787
01:09:52,703 --> 01:09:55,465
You'll monitor your briefcase from here.

788
01:09:55,633 --> 01:09:57,222
Don't let me keep you.

789
01:09:57,431 --> 01:10:00,193
- Mr. Zerga.
- Mr. Benedict.

790
01:10:06,260 --> 01:10:07,933
Linus, you're up.

791
01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:10,444
Got him.

792
01:10:10,820 --> 01:10:12,285
Mr. Benedict.

793
01:10:13,121 --> 01:10:16,050
Sheldon Willis, Nevada Gaming Commission.

794
01:10:16,259 --> 01:10:18,728
I need two minutes of your time.

795
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:21,949
- Anything for the NGC.
- Thanks.

796
01:10:22,201 --> 01:10:25,046
Will you accompany me to pit five, please?

797
01:10:43,957 --> 01:10:46,886
- You make the deposit when?
- At your signal.

798
01:10:47,095 --> 01:10:51,111
What do we look like,
a couple of peckerwood jackasses?

799
01:10:52,492 --> 01:10:54,752
How does that feel?
You all right?

800
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,722
Want something to read?
A magazine?

801
01:10:57,932 --> 01:10:59,898
All right. Counting down.

802
01:11:00,274 --> 01:11:03,579
Thirty minutes of breathing time starts now.

803
01:11:04,250 --> 01:11:06,927
This just came to our attention today.

804
01:11:07,136 --> 01:11:10,232
Apparently, he's got a record longer than my...

805
01:11:11,194 --> 01:11:12,742
It's long.

806
01:11:16,591 --> 01:11:18,935
If he is who you say he is.

807
01:11:24,123 --> 01:11:26,382
You been at the commission long?

808
01:11:26,968 --> 01:11:31,026
- About 18 months.
- You know Hal Lindley? Worked with him?

809
01:11:33,035 --> 01:11:35,461
Not since he died last year.

810
01:11:39,478 --> 01:11:43,913
Ramon Escalante? Sheldon Willis,
Nevada Gaming Commission.

811
01:11:44,123 --> 01:11:45,796
What's going on here?

812
01:11:46,004 --> 01:11:50,566
- It's come to our attention...
- We should speak off the floor.

813
01:11:51,193 --> 01:11:52,449
Charlie.

814
01:12:14,749 --> 01:12:16,171
Thank you.

815
01:12:18,221 --> 01:12:21,485
- No. I want you out of here.
- Give me one moment.

816
01:12:21,778 --> 01:12:25,293
- I've had it. I want you gone.
- Tess, come here.

817
01:12:25,501 --> 01:12:27,259
You're up to something.

818
01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:31,568
Don't say you're here for me.
You're pulling a job, aren't you?

819
01:12:31,777 --> 01:12:35,167
Well, no matter what it is,
you won't win me back.

820
01:12:35,334 --> 01:12:38,011
Tess, I just came to say goodbye.

821
01:12:45,208 --> 01:12:46,546
Goodbye.

822
01:13:00,897 --> 01:13:02,529
You be good.

823
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:16,252
- Mr. Ocean.
- Mr. Benedict wishes to see you.

824
01:13:16,755 --> 01:13:18,470
I thought he might.

825
01:13:20,143 --> 01:13:24,913
Good afternoon, Mr. Escalante.
Or should I call you Mr. Catton?

826
01:13:26,294 --> 01:13:30,018
You're Frank Catton, of
the Tropicana, the Desert Inn...

827
01:13:30,227 --> 01:13:34,494
...and the New York State
Penitentiary system. Are you not?

828
01:13:36,670 --> 01:13:40,352
I take it from your silence
you won't refute that.

829
01:13:40,854 --> 01:13:44,829
Mr. Benedict, you're employing
an ex-convict. As you know...

830
01:13:45,038 --> 01:13:46,251
Goddamn cracker.

831
01:13:49,348 --> 01:13:51,900
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

832
01:13:52,110 --> 01:13:55,038
Black man can't earn a decent wage?

833
01:13:55,247 --> 01:13:58,678
- You wanna throw me on the street.
- I'm doing my job.

834
01:13:59,054 --> 01:14:01,732
Want me to get on the table and dance?

835
01:14:01,941 --> 01:14:04,368
Shine your shoes? Smile at you?

836
01:14:04,578 --> 01:14:10,100
You sure won't let me deal the cards.
You might as well call it whitejack!

837
01:14:12,569 --> 01:14:17,590
I don't know what to say to that.
Race has nothing to do with it.

838
01:14:17,798 --> 01:14:21,313
- Yeah, right.
- What a horrible thing to say!

839
01:14:22,819 --> 01:14:28,718
You, of all people, know the NGC has
always supported hiring colored...

840
01:14:29,263 --> 01:14:32,987
- No! I didn't mean it!
- Okay. Come on, sit down.

841
01:14:33,907 --> 01:14:36,125
- Sit down.
- You better talk to him.

842
01:14:36,794 --> 01:14:39,178
- He's got it.
- Sit down.

843
01:14:39,388 --> 01:14:42,149
Virgil. Turk. Deliver the package.

844
01:14:54,325 --> 01:14:56,333
- Where's your card?
- I lost it.

845
01:14:56,542 --> 01:14:58,341
- You serious?
- I'm so stupid.

846
01:14:58,550 --> 01:15:01,269
- You are so stupid! You know that?
- Hey!

847
01:15:01,521 --> 01:15:05,286
You think it helps to call someone
names who's upset?

848
01:15:05,496 --> 01:15:09,261
- Hey! Keep it down.
- Sorry. Sorry.

849
01:15:09,429 --> 01:15:13,111
- Where did this come from?
- High roller's room.

850
01:15:13,319 --> 01:15:16,876
- It's Mr. Benedict's stuff.
- Joe, take this inside.

851
01:15:17,085 --> 01:15:20,809
- Count room?
- No, to the vault.

852
01:15:21,018 --> 01:15:23,487
Benedict's money goes in the vault.

853
01:15:23,696 --> 01:15:28,256
Next time, remember the card,
and we won't run into this again.

854
01:15:28,466 --> 01:15:30,516
- Stupid.
- Jeez!

855
01:15:37,378 --> 01:15:39,386
Yo! Hold that, please.

856
01:15:41,101 --> 01:15:46,122
- There's your briefcase now, Mr. Zerga.
- Wonderful.

857
01:15:52,105 --> 01:15:53,737
That's my cue.

858
01:15:54,782 --> 01:15:56,749
Give Basher the go.

859
01:15:57,711 --> 01:15:59,385
Bash, what's your status?

860
01:15:59,594 --> 01:16:03,108
- Bash!
- Easy. No need to shout, guv' ner.

861
01:16:03,318 --> 01:16:06,288
- What's your status?
- I'm nearly there.

862
01:16:24,447 --> 01:16:26,078
Come on, come on.

863
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:31,141
Mr. Walsh, show this man
off the premises.

864
01:16:31,517 --> 01:16:34,363
Don't ever set foot in my casino again.

865
01:16:34,572 --> 01:16:35,869
Sir?

866
01:16:37,124 --> 01:16:39,216
- Cracker!
- Oh, dear God!

867
01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:52,061
Oh! I forgot my pager.
I left it. Sorry.

868
01:16:53,651 --> 01:16:55,198
- Know the way back?
- I do.

869
01:16:55,408 --> 01:16:56,538
Good.

870
01:16:57,081 --> 01:16:59,006
Okay. Enjoy the fight.

871
01:17:00,136 --> 01:17:01,768
Sorry!

872
01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:10,931
How much longer you figure
Mr. Benedict's gonna be?

873
01:17:20,637 --> 01:17:23,524
No cameras in this room, huh?

874
01:17:24,989 --> 01:17:26,411
Yeah.

875
01:17:27,917 --> 01:17:31,139
Don't want anybody seeing what goes on in here.

876
01:17:33,859 --> 01:17:36,034
He's not coming, is he?

877
01:17:46,620 --> 01:17:50,511
We're gonna step outside.
Leave you two to talk things over.

878
01:17:53,272 --> 01:17:57,498
I hadn't seen my wife in three weeks,
so I decided to call her.

879
01:17:57,707 --> 01:18:01,640
"I love you, you love me."
"I miss you, you miss me."

880
01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:05,155
That went well, but then I went to this party...

881
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:12,685
I show up at 1 p.m.
She expected me at 11 a. m...

882
01:18:12,853 --> 01:18:16,744
...so she was going crazy.
I said, "What do you expect?

883
01:18:16,954 --> 01:18:20,635
What do you think goes on?
It's not choir practice."

884
01:18:20,970 --> 01:18:22,601
Oh, shit.

885
01:18:25,823 --> 01:18:28,125
Does that satisfy you, Mr. Zerga?

886
01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:31,932
I am very satisfied.

887
01:18:34,568 --> 01:18:39,546
- Are you all right, sir?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

888
01:18:41,555 --> 01:18:42,977
All right.

889
01:18:47,580 --> 01:18:49,086
Jesus!

890
01:18:50,509 --> 01:18:51,972
Bruiser!

891
01:18:52,182 --> 01:18:56,617
- Not until later!
- Sorry, Danny. I forgot.

892
01:18:56,827 --> 01:18:58,375
It's all right.

893
01:19:00,090 --> 01:19:02,977
- How's your wife?
- Pregnant again.

894
01:19:03,228 --> 01:19:07,537
Well, it happens.
Let's get started. Come here.

895
01:19:36,574 --> 01:19:40,005
- You're almost there, Linus.
- Who's that guy?

896
01:19:40,632 --> 01:19:43,477
- I got a bogey in west corridor.
- Mr. Zerga!

897
01:19:47,493 --> 01:19:51,259
- Call a doctor! Mr. Zerga!
- Put this under his head.

898
01:19:51,469 --> 01:19:54,481
Going to video now.

899
01:19:54,690 --> 01:19:56,991
... to the Eye in the Sky ASAP.

900
01:19:57,201 --> 01:19:59,795
We have a man down who's unconscious.

901
01:20:11,049 --> 01:20:12,639
Oh, Jesus!

902
01:20:13,853 --> 01:20:18,330
- Did you really think I'd sit this out?
- You didn't trust me?

903
01:20:18,539 --> 01:20:20,003
I do now.

904
01:20:20,715 --> 01:20:22,179
Come on.

905
01:20:51,885 --> 01:20:54,019
Someone call for a doctor?

906
01:21:03,056 --> 01:21:06,989
- How'd you get here?
- Had to give a friend two million.

907
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:12,009
But what about Rusty? The argument?
I mean, what was that about?

908
01:21:13,641 --> 01:21:18,076
Come on. Why not just tell me?
Why put me through all this?

909
01:21:18,286 --> 01:21:21,549
Where's the fun in that?
Let's get going.

910
01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:25,147
Come on, man! Breathe!

911
01:21:25,524 --> 01:21:27,950
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!

912
01:21:33,767 --> 01:21:37,783
I'm sorry. We've lost him.

913
01:21:39,331 --> 01:21:42,971
- Dude, I told you to hurry.
- Don't do that. Just don't.

914
01:21:43,180 --> 01:21:45,105
I didn't tell you to hurry?

915
01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:48,829
Come on, get up! Get up!

916
01:21:54,183 --> 01:21:56,025
Had enough yet?

917
01:22:21,715 --> 01:22:25,815
- These things are gonna hold us, right?
- They should.

918
01:22:41,671 --> 01:22:43,596
Livingston, we're set.

919
01:22:44,308 --> 01:22:47,278
- Livingston, we're set.
- Basher, we're set.

920
01:22:48,157 --> 01:22:50,375
Hang on a minute, chief.

921
01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:53,345
We don't have one.
Yen's gonna suffocate.

922
01:22:53,512 --> 01:22:56,525
Then you should leave off bothering me, okay?

923
01:23:54,472 --> 01:23:56,439
All right, crack them.

924
01:24:06,522 --> 01:24:07,987
Go.

925
01:24:14,598 --> 01:24:16,103
Shit!

926
01:24:17,024 --> 01:24:18,362
Cut it.

927
01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:44,638
Hey!

928
01:24:46,605 --> 01:24:49,533
Pit six, table five.
Dealers compromised.

929
01:24:49,743 --> 01:24:53,299
Trade's breached at tables three,
five, six and ten.

930
01:25:04,888 --> 01:25:07,650
Get your coat. Get your coat.

931
01:25:08,278 --> 01:25:10,537
Look, this is crazy! What...?

932
01:25:52,711 --> 01:25:54,635
Not yet. Not yet.

933
01:25:59,991 --> 01:26:01,498
Go ahead.

934
01:26:03,631 --> 01:26:07,648
- You think Yen made it out okay?
- I'm sure he'll be fine.

935
01:26:09,028 --> 01:26:10,493
How we doing?

936
01:26:11,497 --> 01:26:14,300
Okay, I guess.

937
01:26:31,077 --> 01:26:35,889
There's a 95-pound Chinese man
with $160 million behind this door.

938
01:26:36,098 --> 01:26:38,316
- Let's get him out.
- Yeah.

939
01:26:48,943 --> 01:26:51,245
- 10 says he shorts it.
- No bet.

940
01:26:51,453 --> 01:26:53,169
Try him again.

941
01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,306
Okay.

942
01:27:33,502 --> 01:27:35,803
Hey. Where we at, boys?

943
01:27:36,013 --> 01:27:40,072
- Pins and floor sensors, now.
- Blinding.

944
01:27:46,723 --> 01:27:48,398
Here we go.

945
01:27:56,849 --> 01:28:00,028
Counting down from 20. Now.

946
01:28:00,238 --> 01:28:01,618
Twenty...

947
01:28:04,422 --> 01:28:08,564
- Don't blow the door. Can you read me?
- Ten...

948
01:28:08,857 --> 01:28:10,782
...nine, eight...

949
01:28:10,948 --> 01:28:15,175
- Maybe the pinch blew out his earwigs.
- Do not blow the door!

950
01:28:17,308 --> 01:28:20,111
...two, one.

951
01:28:28,271 --> 01:28:29,526
What's wrong?

952
01:28:29,734 --> 01:28:31,241
Something...

953
01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,386
Did you check the batteries?

954
01:28:48,437 --> 01:28:51,910
You know, lose focus
in this game for one second...

955
01:28:52,118 --> 01:28:56,345
I know, somebody gets hurt.
You don't hear Yen complaining.

956
01:29:16,971 --> 01:29:18,436
Yen?

957
01:29:26,469 --> 01:29:28,561
Where the ffffffff yyyyyyy been?

958
01:29:31,197 --> 01:29:32,995
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

959
01:29:43,037 --> 01:29:47,473
That is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.

960
01:29:50,778 --> 01:29:52,116
Rusty, you're up.

961
01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:07,263
- You gonna answer that?
- I don't have a cell phone.

962
01:30:11,363 --> 01:30:13,036
This isn't mine.

963
01:30:14,751 --> 01:30:16,426
See who it is.

964
01:30:18,434 --> 01:30:21,404
- Hello?
- May I have a word with Mr. Benedict?

965
01:30:21,614 --> 01:30:23,120
It's for you.

966
01:30:27,764 --> 01:30:31,362
- Who the hell is this?
- The man who's robbing you.

967
01:30:36,341 --> 01:30:41,655
- What's going on in the vault?
- Nothing, sir. It's all normal.

968
01:30:41,863 --> 01:30:43,370
Show me.

969
01:30:45,336 --> 01:30:48,474
- You're mistaken.
- Watching your monitors?

970
01:30:48,642 --> 01:30:51,027
Okay, keep watching.

971
01:31:00,776 --> 01:31:03,829
In this town, luck can change that quickly.

972
01:31:04,039 --> 01:31:07,470
- Find out how much money's down there.
- Yes, sir.

973
01:31:24,415 --> 01:31:25,795
Tess?

974
01:31:26,465 --> 01:31:28,013
Tess?

975
01:31:28,933 --> 01:31:30,690
Perhaps you should...

976
01:31:31,066 --> 01:31:32,949
Perhaps I should what?

977
01:31:33,828 --> 01:31:37,761
It would be better if you weren't
around here for this.

978
01:31:45,669 --> 01:31:48,389
All right, you proved your point.

979
01:31:48,597 --> 01:31:53,702
You broke into my vault.
Congratulations. You're a dead man.

980
01:31:53,911 --> 01:31:58,723
- Maybe.
- Maybe? May I ask how you will leave?

981
01:31:59,099 --> 01:32:02,907
You think I'll let you
take my money out my casino doors?

982
01:32:03,116 --> 01:32:07,217
- No. You'll carry it out for us.
- Why would I do that?

983
01:32:07,425 --> 01:32:09,099
Look at your monitor.

984
01:32:10,814 --> 01:32:15,459
As your manager's probably reporting,
you have over $ 160 million...

985
01:32:15,668 --> 01:32:19,768
...in your vault tonight.
We're only packing up half that.

986
01:32:19,978 --> 01:32:24,203
The other half we're leaving,
booby-trapped, as a hostage.

987
01:32:24,538 --> 01:32:28,722
You let our $80 million go,
and you get to keep yours.

988
01:32:28,931 --> 01:32:32,571
You try and stop us, we'll blow both cashloads.

989
01:32:36,337 --> 01:32:42,320
You can lose $80 million secretly
or lose $160 million publicly.

990
01:32:42,528 --> 01:32:43,826
Your decision. Hi.

991
01:32:55,206 --> 01:32:56,796
Make the call.

992
01:33:02,152 --> 01:33:03,951
911 emergency response.

993
01:33:05,457 --> 01:33:08,343
- Where's Danny?
- He's fine. He's in good form.

994
01:33:08,553 --> 01:33:12,360
- He asks that you go up and watch TV.
- He does?

995
01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:17,590
We have three men with explosives
who have taken control of our vault.

996
01:33:20,393 --> 01:33:22,528
- Okay.
- It's alright, Tess.

997
01:33:22,779 --> 01:33:24,703
- You have a deal.
- I promise.

998
01:33:24,912 --> 01:33:27,381
Fantastic. Here's what you do:

999
01:33:28,846 --> 01:33:32,695
The guys in the vault will put
six bags in the elevator.

1000
01:33:32,903 --> 01:33:34,786
It will rise to your cages.

1001
01:33:34,996 --> 01:33:39,180
Three of your guards will carry
the bags out into the casino.

1002
01:33:39,598 --> 01:33:45,121
If they take more than 20 seconds to
reach the floor, or there's a switch...

1003
01:33:45,330 --> 01:33:47,924
...we'll blow all the money.

1004
01:33:49,681 --> 01:33:53,028
- He's in the casino by the slots.
- Of course I am.

1005
01:33:53,238 --> 01:33:58,718
I'm staying in your hotel.
I have two words for you: mini bar.

1006
01:34:00,769 --> 01:34:03,070
Once the guards hit the casino floor...

1007
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:08,676
...a white van will pull up outside.
Your guards will load the rear.

1008
01:34:08,885 --> 01:34:14,158
If anyone so much as approaches the
driver's door, we'll blow everything.

1009
01:34:15,580 --> 01:34:20,350
When I hear the van is away and
the money secure, my men will leave.

1010
01:34:20,559 --> 01:34:24,157
Once their safety is confirmed,
you'll get your vault.

1011
01:34:24,743 --> 01:34:26,668
The S.W.A.T. team is here.

1012
01:34:28,257 --> 01:34:29,847
All right.

1013
01:34:30,056 --> 01:34:35,245
Now, I have complied with your
every request. Would you agree?

1014
01:34:35,453 --> 01:34:36,793
I would.

1015
01:34:37,253 --> 01:34:40,140
Good. Because now
I have one of my own:

1016
01:34:40,935 --> 01:34:44,742
Run and hide, asshole. Run and hide.

1017
01:34:44,951 --> 01:34:49,972
If you're picked up buying a $100,000
sports car in Newport Beach...

1018
01:34:50,182 --> 01:34:55,495
...I'll be disappointed. I want my
people to find you, and when they do...

1019
01:34:55,704 --> 01:34:59,470
...rest assured, we won't
hand you over to the police.

1020
01:34:59,678 --> 01:35:04,490
So, my advice to you again
is this: run and hide.

1021
01:35:05,202 --> 01:35:07,545
That is all that I ask.

1022
01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:34,532
Mr. Benedict, our guys say that
van is headed for McCarran Airport.

1023
01:35:34,740 --> 01:35:38,338
I want my vault
back before that van hits the tarmac.

1024
01:35:48,715 --> 01:35:51,350
Night goggles on.
Prepare to cut power.

1025
01:35:54,865 --> 01:35:56,120
Ready.

1026
01:35:58,924 --> 01:36:00,765
Cutting power now.

1027
01:36:03,107 --> 01:36:04,279
Do it.

1028
01:36:06,078 --> 01:36:08,421
Breaching elevator doors now.

1029
01:36:09,049 --> 01:36:12,479
We have two guards, bound, unconscious.

1030
01:36:13,065 --> 01:36:14,278
Wait a minute.

1031
01:36:14,488 --> 01:36:16,371
Guys! Guys!
Someone's here!

1032
01:36:16,579 --> 01:36:19,048
- Take him down, now!
- I got him!

1033
01:36:20,806 --> 01:36:23,943
- Lights! We need power now!
- Give it to him.

1034
01:36:35,492 --> 01:36:37,416
What's going on?
Talk to me.

1035
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:41,809
It appears an explosive incendiary
device has been detonated.

1036
01:36:42,018 --> 01:36:45,742
Continuing search for survivors.

1037
01:36:45,951 --> 01:36:48,796
Tell them to take the van.
I'll be there.

1038
01:36:49,005 --> 01:36:52,102
And find out how they hooked into my system!

1039
01:36:52,310 --> 01:36:53,859
Yes, sir.

1040
01:37:12,185 --> 01:37:15,532
Get out of the van, now. Now!

1041
01:37:20,050 --> 01:37:21,808
Tires. Tires.

1042
01:37:38,669 --> 01:37:40,802
Our search yielded no suspects.

1043
01:37:41,012 --> 01:37:45,112
Nor can we determine how they
entered or exited the premises.

1044
01:37:47,790 --> 01:37:50,593
- Take your men out.
- May I suggest you...?

1045
01:37:50,803 --> 01:37:52,308
Now.

1046
01:37:52,601 --> 01:37:55,698
It's your vault.
Blue team, move it out!

1047
01:38:04,275 --> 01:38:06,576
Walsh, where are we with the van?

1048
01:38:24,859 --> 01:38:27,789
I just want to try something for a second.

1049
01:38:29,043 --> 01:38:31,429
There's nobody inside.

1050
01:38:33,060 --> 01:38:38,039
- I'm sorry. Did you want to get in?
- Enough monkey business.

1051
01:38:38,248 --> 01:38:39,880
Do it already.

1052
01:38:55,236 --> 01:38:58,457
Mr. Benedict.
We took the van, sir.

1053
01:38:58,666 --> 01:38:59,670
And?

1054
01:38:59,879 --> 01:39:03,227
They say there was no money in the bags, sir.

1055
01:39:03,394 --> 01:39:04,984
What do you mean?

1056
01:39:05,235 --> 01:39:09,921
They say the bags were filled
with fliers, sir. For hookers.

1057
01:39:16,238 --> 01:39:17,368
Walsh?

1058
01:39:17,913 --> 01:39:20,380
Cue up the tape to the robbery.

1059
01:39:22,138 --> 01:39:24,649
Yes, sir. I'm looking at the tape now.

1060
01:39:25,485 --> 01:39:28,999
Does it say "Bellagio" on the vault floor?

1061
01:39:29,209 --> 01:39:31,803
No, it doesn't.
I don't understand.

1062
01:39:34,188 --> 01:39:36,154
We had it installed Tuesday.

1063
01:39:36,363 --> 01:39:39,962
The images we saw of those
men robbing us was a tape.

1064
01:39:40,297 --> 01:39:41,552
What?

1065
01:39:43,601 --> 01:39:47,451
It was staged.
Somebody made a duplicate of my vault.

1066
01:39:47,660 --> 01:39:51,802
What we saw on the monitor
wasn't actually happening.

1067
01:39:52,848 --> 01:39:56,739
I don't understand.
What happened to all that money?

1068
01:40:07,282 --> 01:40:08,622
Make the call.

1069
01:40:16,236 --> 01:40:18,245
911 emergency response.

1070
01:40:22,010 --> 01:40:24,144
- Night goggles on.
- Clear.

1071
01:40:24,353 --> 01:40:25,817
Prepare to cut power.

1072
01:40:30,964 --> 01:40:33,474
Breaching elevator doors now.

1073
01:40:33,893 --> 01:40:37,114
We have two guards, bound, unconscious.

1074
01:40:37,323 --> 01:40:38,453
Wait a minute.

1075
01:40:38,663 --> 01:40:40,461
Guys! Guys!
Someone's here!

1076
01:40:40,754 --> 01:40:43,516
- Take him down, now!
- I got him!

1077
01:41:32,217 --> 01:41:33,347
Open the door.

1078
01:41:39,665 --> 01:41:43,639
Hey, Benedict.
How's the other fight going?

1079
01:41:49,329 --> 01:41:50,459
Pick him up.

1080
01:41:59,706 --> 01:42:01,630
Did you have a hand in this?

1081
01:42:02,844 --> 01:42:05,228
Did I have my hand in what?

1082
01:42:09,830 --> 01:42:11,881
I'll ask you one more time.

1083
01:42:12,090 --> 01:42:14,391
Did you have your hand in this?

1084
01:42:17,278 --> 01:42:21,294
Benedict, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

1085
01:42:25,688 --> 01:42:27,153
Okay.

1086
01:42:28,408 --> 01:42:30,206
You're free to go.

1087
01:42:32,382 --> 01:42:34,097
Show him out.

1088
01:42:40,750 --> 01:42:43,386
- Hello.
- Turn to channel 88.

1089
01:42:43,595 --> 01:42:45,353
Who is this?

1090
01:42:54,390 --> 01:42:57,110
What happened, Benedict?
You get robbed?

1091
01:42:57,318 --> 01:42:58,825
Stop.

1092
01:43:09,828 --> 01:43:12,255
I'll give you one last chance.

1093
01:43:13,385 --> 01:43:14,598
Where's my money?

1094
01:43:14,807 --> 01:43:17,778
What if I said you could get your money back...

1095
01:43:18,866 --> 01:43:20,874
...if you'd give up Tess?

1096
01:43:21,502 --> 01:43:23,426
What would you say?

1097
01:43:26,439 --> 01:43:27,610
I would say yes.

1098
01:43:32,673 --> 01:43:33,970
All right.

1099
01:43:35,978 --> 01:43:38,949
I know a guy.
We were in the joint together.

1100
01:43:39,158 --> 01:43:43,509
Anybody pulls any job in the
Western U. S., he knows about it.

1101
01:43:44,054 --> 01:43:48,070
Give me 72 hours, I'll find
out who took your money.

1102
01:43:52,463 --> 01:43:54,513
You know a guy.

1103
01:43:57,233 --> 01:44:02,169
Contact the police. I'm sure he's
in violation of his parole.

1104
01:44:02,337 --> 01:44:03,844
Yes, sir.

1105
01:44:29,700 --> 01:44:31,206
Tess.

1106
01:44:33,131 --> 01:44:34,637
Tess.

1107
01:44:35,306 --> 01:44:37,817
You of all people should know, Terry.

1108
01:44:38,026 --> 01:44:41,875
In your hotel, there's always someone watching.

1109
01:46:22,332 --> 01:46:23,881
Wait!

1110
01:46:24,717 --> 01:46:26,055
Wait!

1111
01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:30,490
Wait, that's my husband!

1112
01:46:33,922 --> 01:46:37,353
- Danny.
- Tess, I told you...

1113
01:46:38,566 --> 01:46:40,574
...I knew what I was doing.

1114
01:46:41,453 --> 01:46:43,001
I didn't.

1115
01:46:43,210 --> 01:46:44,968
All right, let's go.

1116
01:46:46,181 --> 01:46:47,980
How long will you be?

1117
01:46:48,189 --> 01:46:50,700
About three to six months, I guess.

1118
01:49:46,258 --> 01:49:48,183
I hope you were the groom.

1119
01:49:51,404 --> 01:49:55,128
Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back.

1120
01:50:02,785 --> 01:50:07,177
Thirteen million and you drive
this piece of shit to pick me up?

1121
01:50:07,387 --> 01:50:09,228
I blew it all on the suit.

1122
01:50:09,437 --> 01:50:13,621
- Where are they?
- Back row, silver sedan. Ten o'clock.

1123
01:50:13,830 --> 01:50:17,595
I picked up your personal
effects. Hope you don't mind.

1124
01:50:20,106 --> 01:50:22,575
I'm not sure these belong to me.

1125
01:50:33,536 --> 01:50:35,001
- Hi.
- Hi.

1126
01:50:35,210 --> 01:50:36,548
Rusty needs a girl.

1127
01:50:36,758 --> 01:50:39,603
There's a women's prison down the road.

1128
01:50:41,193 --> 01:50:43,201
You said that you sold this.

1129
01:50:43,411 --> 01:50:45,084
I said that.

1130
01:50:45,335 --> 01:50:46,800
Liar.

1131
01:50:48,515 --> 01:50:49,937
Thief.

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