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« on: May 19, 2011, 03:48:57 PM »
  Here you may share your chats, when you would like to.
 I will share my chat from Omegle.com with an Indonesian school girl (it's mostly in English with some Indonesian, Google translated, sentences):

 
 
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi?
You: what do you like?
You: nice to meet you :)
Stranger: not like sex
You: OK, me too
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: im from indonesian mr
You: I like there. It's big and warm, powerful country.
Stranger: im a kid
You: Jakarta is the capital.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: u like bali island?
You: I am elder than you. I am 35 :))
You: Yes, I like a lot of Indonesia. Now I work in China.
You: I am from Europe.
Stranger: wait im translet language
You: OK. :-)
Stranger: oh yaaa you like batik also
You: Sure. It's is famous and pretty!
Stranger: yaaa I call you dad
You: If you like :-D
Stranger: what you already have a child?
You: no. I haven't.
Stranger: how old your son?
You: I have no.
Stranger: you okay my child
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im junior high school dad
You: Haha, sure :) :) :)
You: I am a teacher.
Stranger: okay if I look beautiful?
Stranger: hahaha
You: I haven't kids = "Saya bukan anak-anak."
You: I translate it, too :)
Stranger: I want to look for children who age was ya dad
You: Ya, Anda sangat indah.
Stranger: bye
You: ok, bye.
You: Good luck!
Stranger: saya mau mencari teman yang seumuran dgn saya oke
Stranger: haha bye dad
You: ok. :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected"
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 03:55:42 PM »
  We can learn a lot even from the chats with the sub-cultural people like this one with a young jocker (The beginning of the chat is like this, because he showed me his gum or "gum", I can't say, because I am not interested in those object  :) ):

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: nice dick, man
Stranger: i hate big red!
You: :D
Stranger: that was gum
Stranger: nigger
You: haha
You: Русский?
Stranger: i wanna see your weiner!
You: Are you a Russian?
Stranger: if you wanna be ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

 The useful part was that I learnt a new word - WEINER:

 Let's see the meaning: "Weiner can refer to a place.

Weiner, Arkansas
Weiner is also a surname originating in the German language. The name is related to Wagner and means the same (Wheelwright) in an old variant of the German dialect in Lower Silesia.[1]

In the 18th and 19th centuries also some Jews adopted the name (which means "wine merchant" in Yiddish). (see also: German family name etymology) The name is common under German Americans.
"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weiner
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 04:14:18 PM »
 ;D

 Seems for some females I am not handsome at all. A white girl saw me and the "chat" was:

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Ew
You: Hi"

 ;D

I think that in this case the ew meaning was ""Ew", an interjection of disgust" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ew, but probably many of you people will be surprised of how many other meanings are over here of this ew word. Look:

"EW, Ew, or ew may refer to:

The IATA code for Eurowings airline
The electro-chemical process of Electrowinning
Equivalent weight in chemistry
eBaum's World
Eggplant Wizard
Electric Wizard
Electronic Warfare (EW)
Entomological warfare
Emergency Ward of a hospital
Exawatt, an SI unit of power
Extinct in the Wild an abbreviation for the conservation status level
Extreme Warfare, a series of computer games
Electroweak interactions.
Emma Watson
EW (Ashley Wang)
EW: Entertaining Worker, women who serve at Karaoke, clubs, beer garden, and at the entertaining hot spots.

Weekly publications

Entertainment Weekly magazine
Eugene Weekly newspaper

EwEw (digraph), the digraph
"Ew", an interjection of disgust
Wikipedia:Edit war"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ew
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No "secret thing"
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 04:23:42 AM »
A fake Korean girl? A fake Korean? A fake girl? Judge by yourselves:

...
Stranger: what u wanna from omegle?
You: fun
You: ;)
Stranger: such as?
You: you decide it. I just like it.
Stranger: u decide
Stranger: i follow
You: ok, good.
You: let me see you, pls!
Stranger: what game u wanna?
You: at first let me watch you and we will see what is the game avialable :)000
Stranger: what about i c urs 1st?
You: sure. You already can see me.
You: I am on video-chat.
Stranger: c ur secret thing
You: no
Stranger: why?
You: let me see who are you, please.
Stranger: u have sex before?
You: no more answers, untill I see your face...
Stranger: up 2 u
You: ok
Stranger: ur thing 1st
You: you can see my face. So, let me see you.
Stranger: ur secret thing
You: no
Stranger: u wanna c me or no?
You: yes
You: let me see you.
Stranger: there u go u have 2 show urs
You: not at all
Stranger: turn ur cam to bottom
You: why I should do it?
You: I even don't know who are you...
Stranger: cz i wanna c
You: me too. show me your face.
Stranger: just see
You: yes! just see your face.
Stranger: i just wanna c how big urs
You: I just wanna c your face...
Stranger: ur cock
You: not at all. YOUR FACE.
Stranger: cock 1st
You: oh, surely not.
You: let me see you.
Stranger: surely yes
Stranger: cock
Stranger: pls
You: ok, surely yes, but let me see you, PLS.
Stranger: u 1st then ill
Stranger: promise
You: "Stranger: im f 18" ?
You: Prove your promise.
You: let me see your face. Are you a man?
Stranger: after u show
Stranger: no
You: let me see you.
You: Look it's about the HONESTY and the IN FAIR thing. You already can see me. Right?
You: So, it is in fair, in order, to see you, too...
Stranger: ok. but not at all
You: Do you know how the IN FAIR stuff works?
You: it's like 50/50.
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
You: Then you will not see what you hope to see, if you do not behave in fair.
Stranger: but man's naked body=women's face
You: who said it?  I disagree. This rule is very sexist.
Stranger: i said
Stranger: and that's true
You: In most of the countries there are equal rights for males and for females.
Stranger: but in korea like that
You: It's not true. It's alogical. And I do not accept your rule.
Stranger: why?
You: Are you really a Korean?!
Stranger: it's nice for us
Stranger: yes
You: OK, tell me what is KOBUGI in Korean?
You: I can speak some Korean.
Stranger: gum hyung namseo
You: Not, it's not. KOBUGI is an animal.
You: Which animal is it?
Stranger: kureoseo
Stranger: chong mal?
You: you're wrong. It's the TURTLE. KOBUGI = turtle.
Stranger: anio
You: What's KOGIRI ?
Stranger: jal meoreugeoso
Stranger: han bung keureo
You: elephant...
Stranger: cho gopsi
Stranger: anio
Stranger: sarang haeyo
Stranger: ireumi nadeul shimnika?
You: You're just typing some ordinary phrases like "I love you" in Korean, but you're not able to translate a single word like "turtle" or "elephant".
You: that's why I doubt your Korean origine and citizenship...
Stranger: chogop shimnida
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Educating kids in a right way
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 06:47:20 PM »
  No balls! BOOK!

There were 2 little boys:

You: hi
Stranger: hey show us ur balls
You: who are you?
Stranger: put ur cam on please
You: oh, i don't want to show you my balls. I will show you my book.

(Then I showed them a book with the Bun dog, who is brushing his teeth with a toothbrush and a mug.)

 It's good to educate the young people in the right way.
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Chatting with an alien
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2011, 04:44:01 AM »
  I think it was a real man, but looks like an alien or something like that (for example from the Greek mythology)...  ;D

Stranger: haha
You: wow!
You: you are so nice!!!
Stranger: i am dsghjsxdkjgkjxd
You: N'1 EVER!!!!!!
You: sure! Looks like!
Stranger: hshshshs
You: yes!!!
Stranger: sdcfcf
Stranger: fvfxfvx
You: oh, yes!
You: Exactly!
You: You're!
Stranger: @@#$%%
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Rude
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 12:59:50 AM »
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: o.ç
You: why?!

Some bad gestures from a young (may be Turkish) guy. I think he will never dare to do this if I really was in front of him.  8)
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Not interested in European man?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 01:05:54 AM »
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: Europe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hmm,...may be not interested in Europeans. In fact my forefathers are mostly Asians, but it's another topic. :) Keep chatting...
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A polite person
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 01:20:42 AM »
  At last a polite boy.

Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiik
You: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: how are you doing?
You: nice, chatting around :)
Stranger: gud n yours
You: Here the men are more than the women :)
Stranger: ya u r right everyone is looking 4 women wat abt men
You: :) Oh, I don't. I just chatting. Nice to meet you. And bye. I will sleep.
You have disconnected.

 Good night to you, too!
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A stupid chat
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 01:56:02 AM »
 Here is a stupid chat:

You: hi
Stranger: hı
Stranger: you are gay?
You: No, I am not.
You: Why ?
You: Why do you ask me this wise question?
Stranger: ı see you ass
You: I am showing only my face now. Do you think it looks like an ass?!
Stranger: ?
You: Or just your English is not that good.
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Hay?
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 02:08:28 AM »
Some English:

Stranger: hay
Stranger: girl or boy?
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Hay is not Hey. Let's learn what is this object "HAY":

"Hay is grass, legumes or other herbaceous plants that have been cut, dried, and stored for use as animal fodder, particularly for grazing livestock such as cattle, horses, goats, and sheep. Hay is also fed to pets such as rabbits and guinea pigs. Pigs may be fed hay, but they do not digest it as efficiently as more fully herbivorous animals.

Hay is fed when or where there is not enough pasture or rangeland on which to graze an animal, when grazing is unavailable due to weather (such as during the winter) or when lush pasture by itself is too rich for the health of the animal. It is also fed during times when an animal is unable to access pasture, such as when animals are kept in a stable or barn.
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A nice chat with an Indian person.
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 02:15:16 AM »
 Here is a nice chat with an Indian (India) person:

You: hi
You: how r u ?
You: like chatting?
Stranger: m fine n wht abt u?
Stranger: yes
You: me, too. Thanks.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: wht's ur name?
You: Georgi.
Stranger: india n u?
You: I am from Bulgaria.
Stranger: nice name
You: Do you know some interesting website?
You: thanks!
Stranger: no
You: Which is the most interesting Indian website?
Stranger:  i don't know
You: Alright. It's okay. See you next time! Thank you for your time !  Bye! :)
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Nothing, but "Hi"
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 02:21:36 AM »
 It's just "Hi"...Well, better than hay (that was supposed to mean "hey" or "hi"), right?  ;D

 Here we go:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
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A boy, who looks like Justin Bieber
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2011, 02:55:50 AM »
  There was a boy, who looks like Justin Bieber (Justin Bieber is a Western singer)

Stranger: hi
You: Justin Bieber?
You: :)
Stranger: nope
You: Looks like him ;)
You: OK, bye :)
You have disconnected.

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"Show me your wife"
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2011, 01:01:18 PM »
  A dark-skinned guy (who looks like someone from Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, India, Pakistan, Nepal...I don't know where is he comes from) had a very interesting desire. Look at this:

Stranger: hiiiiiiiii
You: hiiiiii
Stranger: have there any female
You: It's a nice greeting :) How are you doing?
Stranger: show me
You: May be I will. What do you want to be shown?
Stranger: have there any female
You: yes, there is my wife.
Stranger: show plz
You: She is cooking now.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where do u live
You: Probably you should search somebody else. See you. Bye-bye!
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