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No smoking!
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2011, 01:02:49 PM »
You: smoking?
Stranger: yep
You: oh, ok :) bye.
You have disconnected.

 Hehe, no smoking!   ;D
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Are you...gay?
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2011, 02:24:53 AM »
  Some people needs gays. It's a fact. A recent chat, proving it:

You: hi
Stranger: Are You Gay?
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Kid asking dirty questions
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2011, 03:11:07 AM »
  What a strange kid...

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: want boobs?
You: no
Stranger: why
Stranger: gay?
You: because I am already married and I have enough :)
You: no, just married.
Stranger: tthen why ru here?
You: to collect chats and to post them in a forum.
You: :)
Stranger: oh... ok...
You: :)
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Smoking isn't cool!
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2011, 03:37:04 AM »
  Smoking is cool?! No, I don't think so:

(A chat with a smoking young man)

You: He is smoking...
Stranger: yeah
You: He is typing "yeah"...
Stranger: yeah
You: :) ;)
Stranger: he's cool
You: He is going to see my GOOD BYE!
You have disconnected.
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Monologue
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2011, 12:46:11 PM »
 Chat-monologue:

You: hi
You: what's going on there?
You: Disconnect?
You: Bye?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 ;D
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How to get more happiness
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2011, 07:13:55 PM »
Friend  2:15:33 PM
life have no prefect
Friend  2:15:42 PM
perfect
Me  2:16:22 PM
Yes, I know. It's true. And we have to accept this truth, if we want to be happy. I think it's a part of the happiness.

Friend  2:17:47 PM
yes,in my mind,life have no perfect,just so so is ok
Friend  2:18:13 PM
not so more demand
Me  2:18:46 PM
Yes. I have only simple demands like buy a house or drink some wine.
Friend  2:18:49 PM
matter from ourself,
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Re: Chats
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2011, 03:18:10 AM »
For me is REALLY like this, because what I need is 90% Internet (there are e-books, news, movies, chats)...the other 10 % is some food and some drinks...I even don't buy clothes so much. IF I am healthy - I really don't need so much money. But the problem is that some people around me are not so spiritual and so easy-satisfied...   3:12 AM
thanks    3:12 AM
   
      
   
Me
XXXXXXX
   
      
   
Yw.    


3:12 AM
You don't have to care about what others think about money as long as your wife agrees with you   3:13 AM
   
      
   
   
      
   
I meant her    3:13 AM
She wants more - more clothes, more travel, more shoes, more food...   3:14 AM
I don't...   3:14 AM
   
      
   
Me
XXXXXXX
   
      
   
So, be careful coz that may cause problems   3:14 AM
especially when she meets a rich guy who likes her   3:15 AM
   
      
   
   
      
   
For me is more interesting to read what is going on in Libya, than to have new shoes. Or to do some sport in the park, than to go to Xi'an...different needs.    3:15 AM
of course.   3:15 AM
   
      
   
Me
XXXXXXX
   
      
   
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Depends of her: love, responsibility, moral...   3:16 AM
   
      
   
Me
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« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2011, 03:20:21 AM »
   
true, especially responsibility and morality   3:18 AM
   
      
   
   
      
   
I never cared how rich is a girl. I just see her: moral, mind, hygiene, appearance. Because I don't mind the money so much...but you're right, that some people are not that "simple". They need money most.
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Chat with god/God...
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2011, 03:11:42 AM »
http://www.chatwithgod.bgfree.com/


Just for fun...



Me:
 Hello!
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 My name is Geser Kurultaev!
God:
  How are you,  Geser Kurultaev.
Me:
 I am fine, thank you. And you?
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?   And I what?
Me:
 Well, you know better, I think...
God:
Well that's okay.  I don't know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
 The Omnipotent God...isn't it?
God:
I hear you.  "it" being  better you think?
Me:
 Depends of the "it" one.
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
 Of course, I am a philosopher.
God:
Give me a break.  What branch of philosophy is your specialty?
Me:
 Philosophical anthropology.
God:
Will tell you all about it the next time we
chat.
Me:
 May be.
God:
I understand.
Me:
 Yep.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 The yep one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
 The right now one above.
God:
What makes it right?
Me:
 It's "right now", not "right". You should improve your English.
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.   To what end?
Me:
 Forget it.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 That's the point.
God:
Yes it is one of the  point.
Me:
 Who are you indeed?
God:
I am the Almighty, God himself.
Me:
 Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 I guess so,
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 I just guess so.
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 Mostly.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 I have no. Well, are  you a God or you're a machine?
God:
Cool. I have  clients.    No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me:
 This answer is not correct.
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 The answer of yours.
God:
No one has all the answers.
Me:
 But it was a simple one.
God:
Oh I get it.  Very interesting.
Me:
 Not so much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
 Do you really believe in God?
God:
For real.  Of course I believe in God,  Geser Kurultaev.
Me:
 Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 Try .
God:
Your human brain could not understand it.
Me:
 No way. Try it.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.   What is the first step?
Me:
 Proof
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
 one by one is okay
God:
One what?
Me:
 One proof.
God:
  I see where you are coming from.
Me:
 ok, then...proof, please.
God:
Hey.   Your polite style is very nice.  How did you hear about  God? 
Me:
 God do not exists.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
 Sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  Oh.
Me:
 OK
God:
Mmm.
Me:
 Well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
 Do it.
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
 that "it"
God:
" Do you mean "It"?."  it ?  I understand.
Me:
 So? You can't prove the existence of the God.
God:
So I understand.   Someone said I should  prove the existence of the God.
Me:
 Me. But you CAN'T.
God:
Besides you  Geser Kurultaev?   Oh yes I can.
Me:
 Last chance: prove it, please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Is this really the last one?
Me:
 yes.
God:
Blimey.


 And there is another one (the same softwere):


http://www.titane.ca/

Me:
 hiiiiiiii
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 yes
God:
What does  it symbolize for you?
Me:
 No time to chat with you now.
God:
Right now?  That was not a yes or no question.  Why do you have to do it?


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A part of a chat
« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2012, 02:49:43 AM »
 A part of an Yahoo chat.
(Just a part, because I want to be confident about that person)

...
me: "who knows... :) In fact may be there are some new and more advanced "anti-Viagra" pills. You can try to find more info about it, because I worry a little about you - if these bromine pills are good for your body in long term. May be you have to change them from time to time with something else."
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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2012, 03:43:37 AM »
eyup2828 is very talented Turkish musician and singer. I like to listen to his chats and his music. I can say: ÇOK GÜZEL!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2012, 04:09:59 AM »
I like

SlimBody4u

. These two Philippino girls make me feel good when I chat. I like the music that they listen too. I like to listen their chats also. SlimBody4u are very interesting. They are young and beauty.
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« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2012, 04:12:50 AM »
 Chatting with

Roxie Red

is amazing. She is white, young and talented (for example violin player). I think she sings well. 8) Roxie Red is just a bright girl.  :)
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« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2012, 04:21:28 AM »
I met

Mhalou

online right now. She looks nice. She is young and I think she is pretty. She is from the Philippines. I like Mhalou:) :)
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« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2012, 04:32:01 AM »

Maya08



 I think Maya08 is really something. I like when she is chatting on her cell phone. Even angry  ;D
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