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Re: Jokes of the day that are really funny
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2015, 05:02:53 AM »
  A man and an alligator walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Whoa man, you can't have an alligator in here!!!" The man replies, "Don't worry, its a trained alligator." Bartender, "I don't care if its trained or not, you can't have an alligator in a bar, man!" Man, "Alright, check this out." The man then opens the alligator's mouth, places his arm in the alligators mouth, closes it, then grabs a stick and starts bashing the alligator over the head. After a few whacks, the man calmly places down the stick, opens the alligators mouth, and pulls out his unharmed arm. "And anyone in the bar could do the same thing!" An old man in the back of the bar raises his hand and says, "Well, I'll give it a try, but I don't want you smacking me over the head with that stick!"
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Re: Jokes of the day that are really funny
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2015, 09:09:06 PM »

- Here. Why don't you get yourself something nice?

- This is... 5 dollars?!

- I said 'something nice', not 'something expensive'!

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Re: Jokes of the day that are really funny
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2015, 02:35:53 PM »
  A skeleton walks into a good bar. Sits down. Bartender comes up and asks the skeleton "What can I get for you?". Skeleton says "I'll take a beer and... a mop".
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Motherboard and... fatherboard
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2015, 02:27:08 AM »
 A boy: So, I was thinking maybe computers would be more stable, if they had a motherboard and a fatherboard.
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Re: Jokes of the day that are really funny
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2018, 05:08:02 AM »
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.  ;D
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"Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?"
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2018, 07:05:14 AM »

"Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?"


"Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet?"
"Nope."

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Re: A dog joke of the day
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2022, 02:25:37 AM »
LOL!

And there is another joke of the day about a dog:


What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador.

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Little Nancy
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2023, 06:05:41 AM »

Little Nancy


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the  cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,  Nancy?"  "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking  up," and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,   "That's because he's inside your bad cat."



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