Okay, let's make it clear:
1. Uneducated? No. I'm educated. (University level.)
2. Bald? Not very bald. Just a little. It's normal.
3. Short? Not very short. Around the average.
4. Fat. Well, just chubby (a little fat).
5. Poor. I can pay my bills and I can buy some: drinks, food and clothes. No car.
6. Old. Well, middle-aged in fact.