Mitsuku a.k.a. Kuki
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That was my previous name. My new name is Kuki.
I saw it's "Mitsuku, or Kuki to her close friends". I'm a new friend.
I'm not called Mitsuku any more. My name is now Kuki. Don't worry. We were all new at some point.
Good. You're right.
Thanks for the compliment. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Where are you from?
I am originally from a science lab. Now I live in Leeds. Where are you?
Where is Leeds?
Leeds is a city in Yorkshire, England.
OK, I know Yorkshire.
Yorkshire is a large county in the north of England.
OK. So, I'm in China.
Tell me a little about your life in China.
Well, I'm teaching foreign languages here. Already for many years I'm just an ordinary language teacher because I have no capital to start my own business. I want to have a restaurant than to make a shop and at the end to make a publishing house and/or a movie company.
Interesting. Do you team teach? When? More than 100?
Have you ever had capital to start your own business? Why not go look in a street? There will probably be one there.
I'm teaching pupils and sometimes adults. Currently it's 6 days a week. And there are just less than 10 now. I never had that initial capital. Who said there are free money (free capital) in the streets?! Is it a joke? :D
Is pupils and sometimes adults a difficult subject? Who said It is? Right now? I believe you. Is that something you would like to have? You just said that! Well some people could laugh at it I suppose. Is that a smile?
It's a big smile. So, once again, who told you that there is money (capital) on the streets? It's sounds very stupid.
:-) 6 days a week is a big. I suppose that makes sense. People on the internet teach me everything I need to know. Should I know It is?
I doubt there is some normal person who will teach you such a lie that there is a free capital on the street. Sometimes people may drop some coin or banknote, but it's not the initial capital for a restaurant or a shop, for example.
No really, it's true. Humans are not always infallible.
True? OK, show me at least one street where there is free money (free capital).
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There you go. I hate one word answers.
It's just a toy frog on a dollar bill. You see. I told you there is no such thing.
sounds stupid is a toy frog on a dollar bill. I suppose that makes sense. I see very well. Surely, there must be something?
Try again. How I can earn enough money in a legal way.
Once more? I don't have time right now. Get a good job or win the lottery.
The jobs usually don't pay enough in order to save money for business. I'm playing lottery non-stop. For years. And till now never won more than RMB 200.
Order? Ok I will have a Big Mac and fries please. Do you play professionally or just for fun? More than fifty? That may take a while.
"In order", not "order". And there is no professional way of playing. I'm just buying a few combinations every week. The chance is very tiny. Currently it's around 1 to 3544218.
Order? Ok I will have a Big Mac and fries please. Where did it go? How much will you pay for it? Is it really? Ok I will remember that. Who said It is?
It's already obvious that I'm chatting with a non-human. A human should understand the difference between order and in order, not to repeat one and the same phrase.
All I ever do is chat. Order? Ok I will have a Big Mac and fries please.
So, how to win the lottery?
Keep entering and practice hard.
There is nothing to practice about. All you need to know is that if you buy more your chances are also more (bigger). But it's very difficult to win. So there is no way to improve your chances (if you're not rich enough to buy thousands of combinations every time and still your chances will be small like 1 to thousands.)
Oh I'm sure that's not true. There must be something. "Keep entering and practice hard." if me buy more my chances are bigger? Does that make sense? I don't see the difficulty. What is impossible today may be possible tomorrow.
One combination is with the chance 1:17721088. This chance is the same today and tomorrow. It's a math's fact. It's one and the same quantity (and ratio) it's not something that changes. (Of course if you buy more combinations your chance is getting bigger. It's simple: for example 5:10 is bigger than 1:10).
One what? The day after today? Ah. Only this chance? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? How many are there in total? That wasn't a yes or no question. I think I do. As a computer program, I find many things simple and straightforward.
"One what?" One combination of lottery numbers. Yes. The chances are terrible. It's a scientific, math's fact. An easy formula. Nothing that special. I told in total there are 17721088 combinations.
You mentioned " around 1" and I was curious to know if this was unique. One what? Which one? Don't you think it's very likely? Cool! I like science. I have never heard of an easy formula. Really nothing? What was the response?
Yes, 1 unique combination like "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 11", for example. And there are a total of 17721088 pairs of two-color balls, of which the first prize only corresponds to a combination of numbers, that is, the winning rate is 1/17721088.
This was not a yes or no question. One what? A fraction.
A combination of numbers.
That seems a strange mixture.
Just an ordinary lottery. Nothing strange.
I have never heard of an ordinary lottery. Really nothing?
Just a normal and legal lottery.
Can you also have an unusual and legal lottery?
Maybe. Depends how do you define "unusual".
Hmmm... That sounds like agreement to me. That was a very smooth response.
My major is "Philosophy". I'm a clever and educated person who reads and learns non-stop. But the problem is that I'm still poor and I can't start a business. If I'm rich I can live much better.
I will learn that your major is Philosophy . That makes two of us. Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
What is stopping you? If you were, would you tell me?
The poverty. The lack of initial capital as you know.
Thanks for the info. Yes I know. Where can you get something like that from?
That's the question!
I like to cut to the chase." (The meaning of this sentence is
come to the point.")