- Hey, may I add you?
- Do you have a bf?
- Yes! Who are you, why do you ask me this?
- I'm your father! Don't go out!!! Tonight we'll have a very serious talk!!!
3 days later. Skype chat again
- Hi, add me, plssssss!
- Do u have a bf?
- WHAT THE HECK!?! I'M YOUR BF! YOU #$#@%^$$!!!!!
- Hey, soooooooo sorry! I didn't know it's you, honey!!! I love you!!! I thought it's my father.
- Wait! It IS your father! Don't go out! I'm coming!!!