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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2017, 12:08:37 AM »
Your SEO is so bad, that it's OES. ;D
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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2017, 07:51:23 PM »
ha ha ha.. those were very funny. If you post these info in your website, within short time Your page rank will increase upto 10, since its a dofollow information.

Admin's edit: Spamlink removed. Your accounts -- banned! Welcome to the BAN list. Ha ha ha.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2017, 11:16:54 PM by SEO »

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2017, 11:17:30 PM »
The funny thing is that you were spamming with 2 accounts. Both banned! Ha ha ha? Yes. Ha ha ha.
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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2017, 12:21:21 PM »
I've collected 6 jokes and the sixth one is hilarious  8)
What was Matt Cutts’ 1st Words as a Baby?
Why did Tiger Woods start studying SEO?
Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?
What room was Matt Cutts trying to find when he got lost at the SEO Conference?
What do you call the # of times an SEO expert can jump on a trampoline?
What is a black hat SEO’s favorite food?

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2017, 12:31:57 AM »
And the answer are... ? :) :)
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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2017, 03:28:13 PM »
 :) ;D very good one  :)

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2017, 03:50:49 PM »
How does an SEO attract angry Penguins? . . . With bad linkbait.

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2017, 07:38:23 PM »
SEO = So Easy Operations

Admin's edit: That 'University Direct Admission' spamlink removed. No more spam, because spam = ban!
« Last Edit: April 13, 2017, 02:29:51 AM by Non-SEO »
<a href="http://www.admissiongroup.com/pes.html">PES University Direct Admission</a>

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2017, 02:30:30 AM »
mallesh, avoid spamlinking, because spam = ban in the omnilogy forum.
I will not write about SEO, but about love, food, UFO, sport, psychology, paranormal and everything else I like.

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2017, 02:44:01 PM »
Admin's edit: NO more spam! One more spam = ban for you! Remember well!
« Last Edit: April 19, 2017, 06:05:37 PM by SEO »

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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2017, 02:46:38 PM »

i dont know any jokes related to seo :P ;D



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It's not an SEO joke
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2017, 06:07:44 PM »
It's not an SEO joke. It's not a joke! You'll be banned, if you spam once more! Your spam was deleted! Next spam = ban! 100% sure ban! >:(
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Re: SEO jokes
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2017, 12:08:10 AM »
Why did the girl stop dating the SEO Nerd?

He loaded too fast

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« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2017, 01:38:53 PM »
Load fast is a special... hm, algorithm.
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The tough SEO guy
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2021, 05:42:47 AM »
Stories about the tough SEO guy:

1. When he was born doctor said: "It's a man!"
2. When this guy was a child he threw a rock... and the dinosaurs went extinct after that day.
3. When this guy hits his toe on the corner of a table, the table apologizes.
4. When this guy arrives late for class, the teacher apologizes for being too early.
5. When this guy watches a horror movie, actors in the movie get scared of him.
6. When this guy signs up with Google, Google accepts his terms and conditions.
7. YouTube doesn't give this guy recommendations, he gives them to YouTube.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm so good at SEO!

 

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