Stories about the tough SEO guy
1. When he was born doctor said: "It's a man!"
2. When this guy was a child he threw a rock... and the dinosaurs went extinct after that day.
3. When this guy hits his toe on the corner of a table, the table apologizes.
4. When this guy arrives late for class, the teacher apologizes for being too early.
5. When this guy watches a horror movie, actors in the movie get scared of him.
6. When this guy signs up with Google, Google accepts his terms and conditions.
7. YouTube doesn't give this guy recommendations, he gives them to YouTube.