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FREE ADS => -------FREE ADS------- => Topic started by: Gay on September 05, 2017, 01:56:01 AM
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Funny Ads
(Just for fun)
Some funny (just for fun) ads topic. :D
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Time machine for sale
Time machine for sale. I don't want to be a time traveler.
Order now and get 20% discount! Price:$ 500,000. Contact: Tim Timer.
:P
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Magic bird
for sale
The bird wants human company and a lot of attention, not to be stuck and abandoned in a cage away from people! Please, only serious inquiries from folks who can commit to and afford such a large magic bird. Comes with DNA papers that state it's a real magic bird. Very sweet and loves attention. Handled everyday and extremely friendly.
Order now and get 15.478387% discount. Price: $ 10. Contact: Maggie Magic.
;)
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Magic stick
for sale
A magic stick for $15. I'm tired of magics... Get it now for for $14.99. Contact: Matthew Mag.
:D ;D
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Chat with Aliens (extraterrestrials)
You wanna chat with extraterrestrials? Let me know! Do it now!!!
;D
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You will earn: $0
Write 100 unique articles here! You will earn $!!! How much you will earn? You'll earn $0 ($zero)! ;D
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Earning $ 1 000 000 monthly
Hello everyone!
"I'm earning $ 1 000 000 monthly. I'm earning $ 33333.33 daily.I'm earning $ 1388.88 hourly. I'm earning $ 23.14 minutely. And I'm earning $ 0.38 secondly." <--- This is an ad of my dream! ;D 8) ;D
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Cheap bitcoins
1 BTC = $1!!!
Selling cheap bitcoins (1 BTC = $1). 321287361287368127631 bitcoins for sale!
;D
(As you know, it's in the the 'Free Ads', 'Funny Ads' /just for fun/! But it's quite possible some day these bitcoins to become as cheap as 1 BTC per $ or 1 BTC per RMB.)
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10 000 dollars
I'll give you 10 000 dollars, if you give me 20 000 dollars. Deal? :P
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Make money in 2 clicks
There is a way to make money in 2 clicks. There is 1 problem. I don't know what's that way! If you know about it, then you may make money in two clicks! Oh yeah, oh yeah! :P
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Earn $ 2,000,000 in 1 day online
Earn $ 2,000,000 in 1 day online! It's a good idea, isn't it? Well, know you know it. Please earn it and give me at least 10%. Deal? 8) :P
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Get 1 visitor to your website for $20!
I saw an ad about "Get 1 million visitors to your website for $20", but I think that you don't need 1 000 000 visitors. Too many, right? So I have a new and better offer for you! Here it is: "Get 1 visitor to your website for $20!" Please, pay me $20 and I'll visit your website! You'll get your one unique visitor! Cool, isn't it? 8) ;D ;D
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A brilliant idea how to win millions of dollars, euros, renminbis, etc.
Here is a brilliant idea how to win millions of dollars, euros, renminbis (yuans), yens and so on. You just have to buy for me many lottery tickets. As many as you can. Don't worry and don't hesitate to buy 1000, 2000, 3000 or even 10 000 lottery tickets. Send them to me. Then, if I win the lottery, there will be millions of money and I'll share these millions with you. Let's say I win $50 000 000. Then you will get $25 000 000. If I win $100 000 000, you'll get $50 000 000. You got it? Good. So what are you waiting for? Go and buy for me many, many lottery tickets! Good luck! 8)
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They make so funny ads when they forget physics rules & make funny advertisements.
Pulsar VS Speed of Light
Yes, such an advertisement exists where a biker races against the light (and hopes to win).
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Here are some more creative advertising ideas, & looks so funny,
https://bit.ly/3vWcGg1,
Look that!
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You want to get banned instantly? Just spam us! We'll be there for you!
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Free bitcoins
Charity: free bitcoins for you! Apply now!!! 2 000 000 bitcoins for you! Apply instantly! Oh, yes! 8)
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Time travel for free
You're searching for a time travel adventure? You came to the right place!!! We provide Time travel for free! ;D
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Profitable exchange
I want to make some profitable exchange: 10 ideas
1. A 31 sq. m. apartment => a big villa.
2. A bottle of mineral water => 10 bottles of wine.
3. A pen => a laptop.
4. A cup => a TV.
5. A hat => a plane ticket.
6. Two dumbbells => USD 1000.
7. A handgrip => a desktop computer.
8. A plate => EUR 800.
9. A new poem => a new flat.
10. An ad here => a new website.
So profitable. ;)
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The Craziest AirBNB in Africa. Offering super amazing services.
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What is so funny if Airbnb offers services in Africa? It's a fact, nothing funny. Is it a bot post?!
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Maybe he just wanted to post some ad and didn't understood that it's about the Funny ads only...
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Funny ads can be an entertaining and effective way for businesses to engage their target audience. These ads often incorporate humor, wit, and relatable situations to capture people's attention and leave a lasting impression. They can help in building a brand's personality, making it more approachable and memorable, while also creating a positive association with the product or service being advertised. However, it is crucial to ensure that the humor is appropriate and does not offend any demographic or group, maintaining a balance between entertainment and professionalism.