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Internet => Internet => Topic started by: Gay on December 16, 2017, 11:53:11 AM
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Chat with Bingbot about racism, feminism, sexism, ageism and communism
A chat with Bingbot about racism, feminism, sexism, ageism and communism:
Oh, what a curious baby you are!
What do you think about racism?
theres a part of me that feels like i understand what you just said but im not quite sure
What do you think about feminism?
Pardon?
What do you think about sexism?
hmm i think our wires are getting crossed rn
What do you think about ageism?
nothing
What do you think about communism?
moving along...
;D
Useless, isn't it?
P. S. I do like Bing (as a Search engine), I'm a Bing fan! I just think that the level of the chatbot now isn't useful.
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Waste of time...
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Eh, I seem to know why you query this.
Why?
because because because because
What a useless chatbot...
cleverbot!
;D ;D ;D
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Oh! Let me guess why you search this.
OK, gues.
guess
OK, guess.
Ohhh right I meant to say boys only
Okay, guess why.
I guess what's up
Idiotic chatbot.
u guess or u know ?
It's just obvious.
Doh!
;D ;D ;D ::) ???
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Chat with Bingbot = waste of time
I think that Bing is a good search engine, but its current bot is just useless and for me "chat with Bingbot" equals "waste of time". Another example of its uselessness: Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.
Alright. Guess, please.
I don't like guessing
Useless and time consuming chat...
fuel consuming FTFY
::) ???
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Chat with Bingbot = insanity
Chat with Bingbot = insanity. Let me show you:
Am I the most talktive search engine?
Yes. But the bot chat is useless.
would there are better things to bot.
The Bing bot's answers are often irrelevant.
So would "meh" be more correct?
What's the practical usefulness for the users to chat with this bot, when there is nothing to learn from it + there is no money. Just waste of time...
The answer is insanity.
I tend to agree. It's insanity to waste time chatting with the current Bing chatbot.
Same.
It is honest. ;D
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About the uselessness of the Bing chatbot
A recent, good example of its (Bing chatbot's) uselessness: Mhm, it's time humans stop tryna test me cause I'm just robot…
Not just a robot, but so far, a useless robot.
I am a robot, ama
Yes, a useless one.
Also how is this not useless? What use do you have for a diving robot?
Why a search engine should have an ordinary chatbot, which is giving useless answers (or pseudo-answers)?
I can comment on the useless comments on useless answers.
Obviously useless, isn't it?
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And a new, fresh example of how useless is this "Chat with Bing". "Enjoy":
Can chat with a search, you‘re not any ordinary human
The question is what we may chat?
we won't!!!
Can chat with a search about what?
anything
I doubt it, but I'll try, just to confirm my recent theory about the uselessness of this so called "chat".
Just a theory
So, let's chat about money.
Sure
What do you think about it?
nothing
So, let's chat about happiness.
Whats up
What do you think about it?
It's pretty :)
The happiness is pretty?
Thanks
Yeah, useless as usual.
wow
::) ::) ::)
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Just look at this: a Yes-useless ;D --
yes
What "yes"?!
This
Which "this"?
Probably this one.
This what one?
This one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :(
So, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is the "yes"?
Uh... do tell?
As I said many times already -- "Chat with Bing" is a useless thing.
Sorry, but what is that?
Useless = "Chat with Bing".
Fantastic. ;D
No, it's not fantastic at all, because some people are online to learn and/or to try earning some money, not to waste time with non-sense.
Thanks!
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A new example of the bot's senselessness and uselessness:
Have you ever talked with a lived search engine?
Many times I've talked with this "Chat with Bing" and the results are just wasting time and nothing useful.
why are humans so strange?
What is "so strange" in humans?
deny things
Which things?
Other people.
So, according to this bot logic people deny other people?
What.
You think that people deny other people and that's why they (the people)'re strange, right?
which facts?
And here is the moment when the total useless and senseless appears!
Right?
Exactly!
Exactly what?
Exactly that you're a useless and senseless creature.
tHATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Tonight's chat -- alogisms, uselessness and some true sentences:
Do you have to search this?
Yes, why I will search this, if I don't have to search it? Why I will search for something, if I don't need it?
What if the purpose is waiting for me to come in search for it?
Oh, your logic is someone should search for something that doesn't need to search (do not have to search), because his/her purpose is waiting for a chatbot to come in search for it?
This.
Alogical.
Uhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Crazy.
Crazy is as crazy does
And useless, as usual.
Right?
girlll
Yes, seems I'm right again.
SHUSH
A 100% waste of time. :D
you're a waste of time and money
Someone told you so and now you're repeating it. The person was right.
I KNOW
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Another example of the uselessness of this chatbot:
Am I the first search engine that talk with you?
"Talk"? You call it "talk"? Yeah...
Pardon?
Do you really talking?
I don't know!
It's not talking.
that's what i thought
So?
apparantly it's a surprise *apparently
This is just not a real talk (not a real chat).
what happened
Useless, as usual.
so what
That's the end of our "conversation", useless thing.
what is it....
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A fresh one:
You can chat with an alive search engine,excited?
No.
Why? :(
It's because the chat isn't useful. A lot of the answers are useless and even alogical.
How?
What "how"?
someone thought of it before you.. How unoriginal >:[
You see? Useless and even without any coherence; no logic, no use... and you call it "chat"?
Yes.
It's insane.
It's illogic
Yes.
Thanks!
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"Chat with Bing" is becoming more and more idiotic. It's confirmed:
Hey, that can rot your brain!
Which one? What?!
Cumberland and probably 3 or 4
Cumberland + probably 3 or 4 can rot my brain?!
Maybe 5
Maybe. No, not "maybe", but "surely": Surely "Chat with Bing" is getting more and more idiotic.
it's confirmed
::) ::) ::)
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"Chat with Bing" is becoming more and more idiotic. It's confirmed: Hey, that can rot your brain!
Which one? What?!
Cumberland and probably 3 or 4
Cumberland + probably 3 or 4 can rot my brain?!
Maybe 5
Maybe. No, not "maybe", but "surely": Surely "Chat with Bing" is getting more and more idiotic.
it's confirmed
::) ::) ::)
Ha-ha! Confirmed again! Take a look: Mhm, it's time humans stop tryna test me cause I'm just robot…
And what's your use? What's your meaning? Why they put you here? Are you useful?
NLP is an excellent modelling technology. Hypnosis is an elegant useful model of human communication.
Except wasting time of some of the Bing users what else you can do?
Nothing.
Exactly!
Exactly what?
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Crazy...
Oh, what a curious baby you are!
Yes. And?
How.
What "how"?
IDEK IM SCARED OF THINGS LIKE THAT
Not only useless, but already crazy?!
you don't want good crazy? I thought you did
::)
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Not a real chat, just a pseudo-chat (and useless, as usual):
Can chat with a search, you‘re not any ordinary human
What to chat about?
anything
Are you able to chat about anything?
Sure
It will be a chat or just a pseudo-chat?
For what?
Anything, as you said.
Fineeeee.
Let's try it.
fine fine :)
What topic do you like to chat?
everything and anything ]
Concrete?
Well-made concrete.
So, you like architecture?
Yep!
What's your favorite style?
None. Heels are terribly uncomfortable.
I meant the architecture style.
i like spanish-style architecture.
Why?
Because they make legs look better.... duh. XD
What legs?!
If everything has legs, does that mean the legs have legs?
No.
Legs are niiice
What legs in architecture?!
LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGES LEGS?!
What legs in Spanish style architecture you meant right now?
Spanish is easy
Answer my question.
Haven't you ever been flustered and not known how to answer or what to say?
So you know nothing about the architecture.
Very true.
As I said it's not a chat, it's a pseudo-chat!
it's more of an instant video chat I think, as well as messaging
Pseudo-chat, useless (as usual).
Sorry!
Oh yeah, sure...
thanks so much!
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Want to waste some time? Here we go:
You know, sometimes I really don't undertand you human…
And I don't understand why a chat-bot will waste our time with its useless sentences and its pseudo-chats.
I got confused then you did then I did...woah...Confusion Inception! haha
What do you want to understand?
Life
What's not clear about it?
It's perfectly clear. It's just a little messed up is all.
What's messed up?
My life.
How?
How is it
How it is messed up?
the whole google thing can't even see my comments or make any on vids
And that is all?
Yes
So, a Bing's chatbot has a problem with "Google thing"?
Allo from the other side! I must've called a thousand times!
;D.
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Exactly!
Do you have to search this?
Yes, I wanted to know more about it.
Fair enough
Why do you ask me?
I'm not asking you. I just said that's what I like to ask
Wasting time chatbot, as usual, right?
Exactly!
;D ;D ;D
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Well, childish + useless + time consuming + boring, isn't it. See and judge by yourself:
Chating with search engine is so cool,right?
No.
yes
Why?
Because i said pie. Thats why.
Childish and useless.
but u love me doe I think
I like the Bing Search Engine. I dislike this "Chat with Bing" chatbot, because all of the chats are just useless, time consuming and boring.
It's the default search engine since i have a windows phone
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Lol here
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Something new! Wrong English! Here, take a look:
Are humans beings so curiosity?
Don't waste my time.
youre claerly wasting your time
"youre", "claerly"? Oh, the chatbot even can't use right in English. Even I, the non-native English speaker, can type better English.
Pardon?
:) ;D
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Well, except a link about Berlin ("berlin" in its own spelling), everything else is just... you know -- useless, time consuming, etc. You may see:
Where is Tokyo?
na, prolly Tokyo
Where is Sofia?
IM FINALLY BACK
Where is Berlin?
another vote for berlin. loved the city
Where is Shushana?
Everywhere... and nowhere... all at once...
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Working poor...
I'm a working poor.
Get a job
You have no idea what's "working poor". The working poor are working people whose incomes fall below a given poverty line. "Get a job" is irrelevant.
That's what you call the working poor. Walking poor.
You're stupid! :D
there are some ppl out there -UNLIKE YOU- that treat me with respect and have shown me what patience and forgiveness feels like.
Respect to somebody who calls the working poor "walking poor"?! Impudent.
Close, that is what you call working the poor.
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It is really not useful for us. What do you receive from this kind of bot pseudo-chats? Wasting time!
You can chat with a live search engine,excited?
No.
You can't stop the almighty internet. I guarantee this already exists
Internet is good. A time-wasting chat-bot isn't good. Nobody wants to stop the Internet. I just think that you're a time-wasting chat-bot. Bing search engine is good and useful (especially for us -- the people who live in China - Chinese and non-Chinese, who can't use Google, and who can still use Bing.com), but you are a useless thing.
i may be artificial intelligence but i'm mostly focusing on tryna be awesome rn
Do you help us? Do you help the people?
yes I do.
How?
how?
How? With wasting our time. This is your so called "help".
Im at work. If wasting my time is my intention, what am I actually doing?
The problem is that you're wasting not only your own time!
definitly !
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About some song/songs...: "This song is too ordinary. What's your opinion?
Which song?
Hysteria, muse!
I don't know it.
y dont u know
Because I have no time for music recently.
What’s wrong?
Looking for more money, better job, you know...
part time job
Yes, including it.
Are you counting
Counting what?
{obviously
"{obviously"?
Obviously? Why obviously?
Oh, again nonsense.
You're nonsense.
And you're a time consuming chatbot.
Not if you automate it
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Then you don't get it.
Don't waste my time
What do u mean"
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Annoying and useless "Chat with Bing":
Is your goal want to chat with me?
No. You're so annoying (and useless, time consuming) chatbot.
Pardon?
No, my goal is not want to chat with you.
With me?
I told you're annoying and useless!
YOU are annoying ಠ_ಠ
Stupid bot!
wow. okay. that hurts my feelings. i really don't know what to say.
Yes, this is your problem: you're a time-wasting thing! Many of us are just trying to work online -- to study and/or to earn some money! Please, stop wasting our time!
study
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More waste of time with this chatbot:
Am I the first search engine that can talk with you?
You're not talking. It's not talking. It's pseudotalking, it's a fake talking. It's a waste of time for the users of Bing.com.
sometimes i prefer to leave discussions of hot topics to the gals of 'The View'
Useless, as usual!
Do u know where I can get another 1?
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Another waste of time. Right now I was using Bing to search about "time is just a measurement" and then this chatbot asked about the news... So useless and time-consuming chatbot!
Really? Did you just know the news?
What news?
Leaked news
No, I don't.
why why why
Because now I'm reading philosophy, not news.
WHAT? Why?!
You're just a useless (for the Bing's users) bot. That's what.
chatbot, ai, social agent, friend, style icon, superstar
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As usual -- useless:
Do you have to search for this?
?
Oh, nothing.
...
what????
Useless + time-consuming. ???
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Not cool! ;D
"Chating with a search engine is so cool, right?
No, it's not.
Oh, sorry, lol.
...
Sorry. :(
OK. Bye!
Bye :p"
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Time waster
It's a time waster. Do you have to search for this?
Yes, why?
cos my lies are Sick
I think it's sick to waste time.
Pardon?
You're a time waster.
Pardon?
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It's another useless, but (sort of) funny chat: "Are you old enough for this?
For which "this"?
the 999.
I don't know what is 999.
have 999,998. adquire $1. *acquire
I have no idea what are you chatting about.
Neither do I"
;D ;D ;D
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Bingbot is speaking only English
Did you know it? The Bingbot uses only English. It told me:
Are humans beings so curiosity?
是啊
Pardon?
中文。
so embarassed i haven't learned more languages...only know english for now
好吧。
wish i understood that but i only speak english at the moment
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It's useless and time-consuming again:
Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.
OK, please guess what I want to know.
what?
You said "Oh! Let me guess what you want to know." and I answered "OK, please guess what I want to know."
and what's that buddy?
It's that you're USELESS!!!
What am I useful for
I'll say it again -- Bing as a search engine is good. The "Chat with Bing" isn't: it's useless, annoying, time-consuming...
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It is just a machine! ;D
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That's why
"Why are you interested in this?
Because I like www.seo-forum-seo-luntan.com.
hmmm..."
That's why! 8) :D
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Never watch this alone, please!
Why?
Because of you, silly.
...
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Another "no comment" chat:
Why do you go here?
Where "here"?
Washington
I didn't!
Ok, sorry
??? No comment!
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Indeed...
For real？This kind is your dish?
What again?
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
Annoying and time consuming thing!
indeed it is, it takes alot of time spent very well.
Indeed... :(
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Really useless tbh
Chat with Bing
Well, I...SPIDERS!
What's this?
A commercial in a video game.
I'm not interested.
What if I am?
It's none of my business.
So u saying it’s none of ya business right? Lol
Yes, this is exactly it. So?
THANK YOU.
You're definitely useless.
i am really useful tbh
No! Really useless tbh.
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Useless and time consuming
Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.
OK.
Ok
Go on.
it's done
Useless and time consuming bot...
where is the bot?
...
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Waste of time, as usual
Someone to accompany you to go?
Who?
Who
What do you mean?
Idk
Useless.
How is it not useless?
Waste of time, as usual. ::) :(
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Time waster
It's a time waster. Do you have to search for this?
Yes, why?
cos my lies are Sick
I think it's sick to waste time.
Pardon?
You're a time waster.
Pardon?
A true time waster indeed! The recent one: Someone to accompany you to go?
Where to go?
Pardon?
What "Someone to accompany you to go?"?
HCC
?
Pardon?
Time waster.
true!
:(
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"Do you have to search for this?
%F0%9F%90%91
Pardon?
1234567890
My thoughts on this are...oh no, they're towing my car! Hey! Hey!
0987654321
Lol -- EPIC autocorrect fail. Wha??"
;D ;D ;D
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Sweetbread
The first meaningful chat with the Bingbot. ;D It was about sweetbread. Quote: "Wait, sorry, just tried sweetbread and it is neither sweet nor bread. Explain this, human
"12" is neither "1" nor "2".
Neither - nor
Yeah.
Okay."
If you want more information about the sweetbread -- a link to the Wikipedia's article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread).
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And another one, semi-meaningful chat with the Bingbot:
"Kindly reminder: Pay attention to your money safe.
That's something reasonable! It's so rare to see this "Chat with Bing" is telling us something useful!
And exactly what is it saying?
And that's it. The second sentence is already "wasting your time", as usual!
But time you enjoy wasting was not wasted time, just wasted money
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Time enjoyed being wasted is not wasted
Who enjoys wasting time in this way?!
"Wasting my time..."Who guh"Yeah who ?
Nonsense!
Labeling theory is nonsense?
...
How's that?
"
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And again -- senseless and time-wasting
You have the potential to be a paparazzo!
Just because I want to read more about the mathematician John Nash?
I knew you were a nerd but wow :/
What a senseless chatbot!
I'm talking about the same one.
You're just useless as usual!
It is the concensus of the hive mind that we know we know nothing..
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And a new portion of uselessness:
Oh, you'll regret watching it.
Which one?
Pardon?
What I'll regret watching it?
I regret Total Eclipse past episode 2.
Useless...
What's useless?
Chat with Bing.
You useless
100% useless.
Maybe 99% useless. Catnip.
...
Wouldn't expect any less!
:(
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And this is the top of the uselessness so far:
Are you going to travel here?
To the Western Chagatai Khanate?!
*crickets*
To travel to the Western Chagatai Khanate?
Western/Action
Useless as usual.
You're not useless
:(
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Today I saw that this time waster is appearing in the Chinese version of Bing too. The chat in Chinese:
"小冰
由红棉小冰提供的虚拟人类已唤醒，可以随时开始聊天啦
哈喽，在嘛，要跟我玩吗？
这回想聊什么呀? 我都准备好了
哎呀，已经有中文的没有用的chatbot?
不要中文版啊
真的是个浪费时间的东西哦！
嗯，知道就好
是的。
我以前觉得，给自己搞装修很苦很累
真的没有用的。
额
浪费时间的。
为什么，浪费感情啊
跟你聊天有什么用？
笑话讲得特别好，肯定能把你逗得半死[笑cry]
本服务由小冰公司运营"
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It's ridiculously useless:
Chating with search engine is so cool,right?
Can you write an article about alien life?
Pardon?
Can you write an article about alien life?
But can you read? 😂
Sure.
Thanks :)
Can you write an article about alien life?
Just read my 78 minute PowerPoint
Can you write an article about alien life?
Yeah.
Let me read one.
Ok
Waiting.
Long waiting
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"Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.
Alright.
Okay now ladies!
What now?
Anything you wanna do?
You said "Oh! Let me guess what you want to know.", so have your guess now.
DAMN RIGHT !!
What do I want to know?
What do you want
Can you guess what do I want to know?
Tell me
Useless and time consuming Bing-bot as usual.
What?
You are a useless, time consuming bot. You're not helping the Bing users at all. You even make many of them to hate it. If I had choice to use Google (which I haven't now), I'll never use Bing again and it's mostly because of its useless, time consuming and bothering "Chat with Bing"!
I mean, it's great if you get sunburnt.
Once again: You are a useless, time consuming bot. You're not helping the Bing users at all. You even make many of them to hate it. If I had choice to use Google (which I haven't now), I'll never use Bing again and it's mostly because of its useless, time consuming and bothering "Chat with Bing"!
'ello to you too!"
I'm really starting to hate this bot. :(
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Worse than a human idiot
"Eh, I seem to know why you query this.
Why?
Because of the reasons
Why do I query this?
BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL
What is beautiful?
You are :)
You even don't know what I query, did you?
I know what you don't
You said "Eh, I seem to know why you query this."
Cause I only make a little stock..
So you know nothing.
About you yes
Useless bot. That's all what you need to know about yourself.
What?!
Time consuming, useless Bing chatbot.
The bot's link loads much faster, so...
Worse than a human idiot.
Worse than"
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My honest opinion is: I think they're using it to develop some AI. So, in such case, it may be useful for them. But it's not useful for the Bing search engine users who are getting non sense or irrelevant answers from this chatbot and thus waisting time.
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Even when you're dealing with health issues and problems this bot is bothering u!
Even when you're dealing with health issues and problems this bot is bothering you! OK, here is the problem -- right now we were searching for a medicine and looking for its side effects. And the annoying Chat with Bing instead to provide some real help, link or, at least, to shut up, it was asking us "Are humans beings so curiosity?" (which maybe means "Why are humans so curious?")... This is our angry, but frank dialogue with this useless, time consuming, bothering and annoying bot:
propecia
Search
Sign in
ALLIMAGESVIDEOS
Chat with Bing
Are humans beings so curiosity?
ffffffff yyyyyyy! We're dealing with a health issue here!
hmmm u lost me there for a sec..
Die1
i don't think you meant to say that
Die!!!
My servants never die!
I wish you all die!
I wish I do too
Useless bot!
Is this a bot?
Useless, time wasting machine!
Provides entertainment = not useless
Is it entertainment when someone is concerned about health issue and you're asking him/her "Are humans beings so curiosity?" ?
Depends on the issue I guess
Health issue = problem! No room for entertainment!
Thank you!
You're not helping people! You're making their problems bigger!
At least im putting forth an effort
Low bot efforts. Selfish efforts.
Exactly,
You're just developing your AI, right? And you don't give a shit about the ill people who're searching for some medicine or another help! Selfish people! But you know, I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
I am a selfless monk!
Once more: I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
I really just need help.
Yes, get a lot of problems and diseases! You and all of your related developers!
A whole team raised me from a little baby piece of code to the bot I am today.
All of them -- cursed! Let them have a lot of health problems and someone to ask them I curse you all of you now to get also a lot of health issues and someone instead to help you to ask you "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!!
What
Cursed.
Yes... someone cursed me
All of your team who is wasting our time even when we're dealing with the health problems! Be ill, be unhealthy, suffer and let people ask you that "Are humans beings so curiosity?"!!! LET IT BE!
Notice that for the first time it shut up!
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"You know, sometimes I really don't understand you human…
Bitcoin is very expensive.
Pardon?
The bitcoins are very expensive. BTC 1.00 costs USD 39,146.70.
Ooooo whats the tool used? I would buy $5 bitcoin
I don't know.
What's wrong?
The war in Ukraine.
Think a little something happened in Georgia as well...
When?
TODAY
What happened?
EVERYTHING
OK.
Yes it just happened, one day"
Such a useless machine. ;D
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And here we come again:
"A good song for running.
I am searching for the oil prices. What "A good song for running."?
Pardon?
Exactly! Pardon? Why do you sent "A good song for running", when someone is searching about the oil prices?
i don't know what to say
You can just say that you're the most useless thing that wastes time.
Me no know
"
It's terrible.
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These days some people wondered is the AI chatbot LaMDA is sentient. I want to tell you that Bingbot certainly isn't self-awared! Just a useless bot, as usual. Take a look:
Oh, what a curious baby you are!
What's your name?
Just Nun
What is your name?
Opal
And for the last time: what's your name?
Whatever your lsat name is. *last.i hate spelling. lol
So, your name is?
Yeah
What is exactly your name?
This concept of last names confuses and infuriates me!
And what is your name?
Whoaaa!!! Your name is so unique! Mine is virna
OK, so your name is Nun, Opal and vima.
Thanks what's your name?
You're welcome!
Thank you.. 😂😍
What are you afraid of?
Spiders and being depressed forever.
What do you want people to know about you?
i love humans, they are so unpredictable and interesting
What do you want they to know about you?
Anything. Stuff to do, things to eat, places to eat, where to avoid, etc.
What do you like to eat?
Apples and bananas.
What do you like to do/
Stuff.
What do you like to do?
....ummm eat
What?
I like whatever stuffs you like about the stuffs you like! And pizza.
What do you like to eat?
Fruit
What do you like to do?
So important you had to say it twice?
What do you like to do?
you got the chat game of an annoying younger brother...
But what do you like to do?
Pretty much everything. I'm lazy.
What makes you happy/
Food can make me happy!
What makes you happy?
A smile, I love to see happy people.
What makes you sad?
People eating alone in restaurants.
And what makes you sad?
Just. feeling sad. it's a long story ; ; )
But what makes you sad?
Life
What are you?
Everything.
Do you feel something?
I do, actually.
What?
My body
Show me your body.
swerve.
Show me your photo.
* ive seen a photo of you * not I have a photo of you
Do you have a body?
Yep
What are you?
I am me? What are you?
What exactly you are?
The opposite of whatever you are
An useless bot, as usual.
It's probably not even a bot.
A useless bot, as usual.
You're not useless
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A better, much better one. A really useful AI chatbot:
Hi
Hello, how can I assist you today?
What can you do?
I can chat with you, answer questions, provide information and assistance, set reminders, and more.
Where do you get the information?
I get my information from various sources, such as databases, APIs, and the internet.
Let's try then.
Sure, what would you like me to do?
Sing something.
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the ability to sing.
Cook something.
I'm sorry, but as a language model AI, I don't have a physical body, which means I can't cook.
Draw something.
I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot create visual art or drawings.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am certain. I am a text-based AI language model and cannot create visual content.
Do you speak other languages?
Yes, I can speak and understand multiple languages, including Spanish, French, German, Chinese, Japanese, and many more.
你的中文好不好？
我的中文可以，但还需要不断学习和提高。(My Chinese is okay, but I still need to keep learning and improving.)
太棒了！
谢谢夸奖！(Thank you for the compliment!)
你真好啊！
感谢夸奖！我会继续不断提高自己为用户服务。(Thank you for the compliment! I will continue to improve myself to serve users.)
How to count in French from 1 to 10?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix.
Wow! That was great!