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Normal Incels (Incels Without Hate) => A forum for incels who are normal people (no terrorists, no rapists, no racists, no pedophiles, no haters and so on) => Topic started by: MSL on November 19, 2022, 05:22:31 AM
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Incels Jokes
Some jokes that are related to the incels and/or incels may like.
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Joke 1: A good teenage girl: "I want to make at least one incel happy. So, I swear, that I will find a boy-friend who is an incel!
I'll choose some incel who is with a good personality, tall, strong, charming and rich! I bet we'll be happy together!"
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Joke 2: A pretty girl: "I don't like Chads! My boyfriend is a normal muscular, tall guy with blue eyes and blond hair, and his name is "Nick", not "Chad"!"
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Joke 3: Just another female: "We have different tastes. Very, very different. Some of us like tall, strong, handsome men with blue eyes. Others like tall, strong, handsome men with brown eyes. And I like tall, strong, handsome men with green eyes."
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Joke 1: A good teenage girl: "I want to make at least one incel happy. So, I swear, that I will find a boy-friend who is an incel!
I'll choose some incel who is with a good personality, tall, strong, charming and rich! I bet we'll be happy together!"
Something about this one is racking up distress signals in my brain and I don't know why.
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In fact it's funny because tall, strong, charming, rich and with a good personality equals "noncel". ;D
Why distress signals? Maybe you associated this fictional noncel with Prince Hans of the Southern Isles (from "Frozen")?
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Joke 4: "A woman: It's a total lie that the females want only Chads! My husband is a short, fat man..., well with $ 100 000 000 in his bank account, but... the point is, he's not a Chad. Clear?"
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Related to gymcelling :D
A normal work: you work, you get paid.
Slavery: you work but you don't get paid.
Gym: you work, you pay.
(https://incels.wiki/images/1/18/Gym_-_you_pay%2C_you_work.png)
;D ;D ;D
Hey, this is not meant to dishearten you. Just some more incels humor. :)
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When at last you ascend but her father is an ageist: ;D
https://youtu.be/6QMOIKVUSew
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;D Isn't that very interesting, funny and innovative? :P :D
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Joke 5: A blackpilled hateful incel: "To be honest with you, I hate the foids but I am not a misogynist."
::) ;D
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Something slightly related. :)
Here: http://www.seo-forum-seo-luntan.com/a-forum-for-incels-who-are-normal-people-no-terrorists-no-rapists-no-racists-no-pedophiles-no-haters-and-so-on/catching-golddiggers-and-loyalty-tests-parody/
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Yeah I rmr ffffffffffffffffffff obscene w...... Desi played a ffffffffffffffffffff 'joke' on her father when she was only ffffffffffffffffffff 5 y.o that she threw a pun to him 'I want to... ...
Edited. Too many lies, hallucinations, obscenity...
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Edited the "joke content" of the crimecel and mentalcel Zhang Jie from Shanghai. Took a screenshot of course to have a proof for future needs.
But I left the real joke. :D A black humor, indeed: LOOK!!! He "rmr"s (remembers)!!! LoL. The person with the worst memory and the hallucinating liar "remembers" ;D :D...
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Zhang Jie and memory. Joke 1.
Zhang Jie and normality. Joke 2.
Zhang Jie and honesty. Joke 3.
Zhang Jie and posts without lies, hallucinations, insults and hate crimes intentions. Joke 4.
:D :D :D :D
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One of the shortest about psychotic incels (psychoticels) like him:
He knows what's real and what's not. :D ROFL 😂 🤣 😁😅
(Based on a real case, i. e. the crimecel-psychoticel Zhang Jie's hallucination about Desi and her father. For the people who care more about the exact psychology and psychopathology, and would ask, "How you know it's not just a lie? He already establishes himself as a liar." I'll point to this very interesting and important detail: he typed "Yeah I remember..." (in his chitchat style "rmr" means "remember"; he just thinks that using sms style English, repeating "f*king" in almost every sentence and using some wrong words like "helluva" (= "hell of a"), "muh" (= "my"), etc., make him sound more skillful in English which is another joke because his English is, euphemistically speaking, not very good.) This, if he just posted the false info about the female philosopher Desi, you could doubt if it's a new lie of the liar or not but if he stated so affirmatively with yeah (yes) + I rmr (I remember), you bet it's a hallucination. (Yes, I'd add for the ethics and moral learners, this doesn't makes his false info information, false accusation of Desi's father being related to incest and pedophilia, a less harmful, less lawful, less criminal. But this makes it to be understood, based on an educated guess, as a product of a psychocel, not just a normal/ordinary liar.)
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For the Shanghai fans and especially for the Shanghaicel, the tigers and anacondas expert ;D
https://youtube.com/shorts/qN0_W_HAixg
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LooooooL! ;D That countdown timer with the evergreen song really got me!
Shared!!!
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Ooops, nearly forgot. It's not a laughing matter because it demonstrates some IQ decline but for the fans of the black humour:
https://www.seo-forum-seo-luntan.com/a-forum-for-incels-who-are-normal-people-no-terrorists-no-rapists-no-racists-no-pedophiles-no-haters-and-so-on/zhang-s-mental-disorders-and-crimes-so-far/msg53707/#msg53707
Tl;Dr? "If I say "A" and you say "A" later, then you definitely learned it from me, because only I know "A" (and I even can't use a search engine)!" (Zhang Jie-cel's "logic"). ;) ;D
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The new joke! Vote it if you like it: https://www.seo-forum-seo-luntan.com/a-forum-for-incels-who-are-normal-people-no-terrorists-no-rapists-no-racists-no-pedophiles-no-haters-and-so-on/finderofloop-zhang-jiecel-new-attempt/msg53734/#msg53734
;D :D
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One of the best so far :)
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Hihihi :D this one really got me!
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Upvoted. 8)
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https://youtube.com/shorts/UqOtdsUbqj0?si=XK7msghig9XvZgnH