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CHINESE | 中文 （国语） => 学习英语 => Topic started by: Ren on February 19, 2023, 03:45:11 AM
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Humorous English
幽默英文 (Westerners')
About dentists （牙医生）
Westerner 1: I have a pair of pliers. You might need a few drinks first though. I'll charge for the beer but not the pull.
Westerner 2: A beer and a pull... That sounds like a good service ::)
Westerner 1: Only on Fridays
Westerner 3: ... I can knock out your molar and then buy you a beer haha ... O damn! I ... didn’t look at your profile- thought you were a man
I just want to go on record and clarify that I have never and will never hit a woman… not even for medical purposes
Well- maybe my ex-wife, before I die, after my daughter is grown, with a family of her own… I’ll sit her down and explain to her why I will rise from my death bed and use my last dying strength to give her “dental work”
But that’s kind of a bucket list thing, I suppose
(- pliers: 钳子
- "Bucket list": a number of experiences or achievements that a person hopes to have or accomplish during their lifetime. 人生愿望清单.)