I use a collection of quotes and sayings I have saved over the years. As interest has been expressed in them for this thread I'll post them after they have been used. They are more effective when they are seen for the first time.
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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes." ~ Dennie van Tassel
The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. ~ Lily Tomlin
I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. ~ Elvis Presley
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. ~ Plato
Some cause happiness wherever they go, other whenever they go. ~ Oscar Wilde
Have I not destroyed my enemy when I have made him into my friend? ~ Abraham Lincoln
To love is to recognize yourself in another. ~ Eckhart Tolle
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument' not being founded in reason they can not be destroyed by logic. ~ Tryon Edwards
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." ~ John Wooden