At last it's time to realize how worthy it was to spent all these years (Facing a much younger Chad soon)!
Look, I'm really serious! No jokes, no kidding, no shi*t! I'm going to face the real, real truth soon! May be... maybe!
Okay... well, let's start it normally and from the very beginning. Hi and hello, everyone! I'm comparatively new here and I'm thankful that I can meet so many brocels here (at least like readers. Hey, register if you want! I wish I could chat and discuss with more brocels here! Please!!!)! It's important for me and surely it'll give you a lot of valuable info because the situation is really a kind of "time for the truth"! No shit, no joke! I swear.
So, here is
the long story short: I was
surely unlucky because I'm not just
an incel, I'm a:
shortcel (around 5.6 feet), a baldcel (Norwood 3~4) and a poorcel (nearly indebted, but not yet). But well okay, here is the point: I'm soon going to be
an oldcel (i.e. I'm nearly 50!), but hey,hey, don't imagine me as a "grandpa"! I managed to look like a post-graduate or something! It's another story. And also, I did my best during the last 5 years to ascend! Bluepill or redpill? Think by yourself:
1. I was really fat as f... but I gave up the yummy food and the sodas. I lost around 89 pounds!
2. Then I improved my martial arts and started to be a real gymcel! The result was that my body became like the one I had in my 20's, and even better! (Without the f... hair, you know!)
3. I added some yoga, aerobics, self-defence and more fitness (even at home). (More gymmaxxing! Hell,
yeah!
)
4. I have got a Master's (humanitarian) degree, but I added 4 more online diplomas (linguistics and some sport (sports)) + I started to learn and play chess. Learned more languages and even started to trade and learn economics!
5. I never stopped to read incels' wikis and forums in order to keep enough real!
Sorry, if I sound too #%$#%$#~, but I managed to become something like a "superhuman" (or at least a "king of the manlets"; even most of the males outside no matter how tall are they look so ugly, fat and so on, when they are next to my lean, muscular and trained body. No need to say my IQ is above theirs, in most of the cases!)
The results?OK, 100% honest with you, bros and brocels:
1. After my improvement all the females started to chat with me, to talk with me. Before they even didn't dare to answer me or to chat with me.
2. Some of these females made some compliments like: "Obviously you like sport!", "Oh-wow! You're so sporty!", "You look not bad, man! What do you practice?"
3. "Oh! You're great!" (When it comes to my degrees and learning or knowledge, but seems it doesn't matter to most of them)... I feel sorry about it, because I wanted the people to be more educated and knowledgeable but... alas...
Well, don't get me wrong -- still NO girlfriend. (Well, two superobese wanted to be with me, but I refused. Sorry. Does it count? That's all. If you call me a "
volcel" for it, I'll accept it and I will due you my apology!
I'm just willing to be 100% honest with you, bros and brocels!)
And here comes the the hour of the truth: A nearly 30 years younger than me boy (just turned 18) who practiced only 1 year bodybulding and some MMA, is already:
1. Taller than me. (around 1 head above me.)
2. Stronger than me. (Bigger muscles, except the abdominal ones.)
3. Maybe more handsome (surely more hair and less beard.)
4. Braver (extremely brave -- inviting for sparring everyone who is available and most of the time winning!)
5. No need to say that he has at least 2000% females in his social networks who are willing to chat with him and asking him questions like "Who did you fight today?" and "Wow, how well you improved your body!" (A blackpill,...)
OK, and the top of that, the boy (I call him "the boy", because I could be his father, but I'm, obviously, I child-free, so...) would like to have a friendly fight with me. :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0
So... all I feel is insecure and that he's is 90% mogging me because he's just a natural Chad who is on steroids or something (I avoid it and maybe that's why my progress is so humble!) and who is working hard! (About the IQ, obviously I am mogging him, but who cares?!...)
The conclusion? Work hard, do your best and you'll have it better, but once comes a Chad, then it's really hard!!!
BROS and BROCELS, everything you say is welcome! Tell me what do you think and if I have to try to duel with him?! I know I may lose and I am a wise man who is not going to lose some bone because of a Chad-kid. Even I win against him, I know no female will acknowledge me, so? Let me know!!!
Respect!
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