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Other languages / Re: Колко струва да си затвориш очите за недемократичността?

« on: December 01, 2022, 04:35:26 AM »

 Аха. Благодаря за интереса!

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Other languages / Re: Колко струва да си затвориш очите за недемократичността?

« on: December 01, 2022, 03:48:51 AM »

 Само дето не каза кое по-точно, ама карай.

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Love / Re: Very cool love gif

« on: December 01, 2022, 03:47:23 AM »

 Old... but gold.

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Other topics / Re: The Natchez Trace

« on: December 01, 2022, 02:30:48 AM »

 I am often thinking about him and remember many of his wise words.

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Other topics / Re: Chats

« on: December 01, 2022, 02:23:56 AM »

From 2009. "Playing" she and "naive" me...

木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:24:49
我心情不太好 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:25:08
为什么?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:25:28
因为你 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:25:46
我?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:25:55
宝贝,有问题吗?!!!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:26:08
我朋友她们说我怎么能这么容易相信别人 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:29:22

木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:29:38
 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:29:48
我也不知道 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:30:43
唉 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:30:50
我跟你的朋友们那么好。我给了你我的100%信息。我怎么帮？！！！！
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:31:28
我也不知道怎么办 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:31:52
今天我见面了你的老板。跟她说了。我告诉过了她我爱只有你。你是我的女友！我不会骗你。每一个人知道我爱只有你！！！
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:32:38
谁说你不要相信我？你的room-mate OR Victor???
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:32:53
不知道 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:33:10
You don't know who said it?!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:33:13
你怎么去跟别人说啊 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:33:51
我不喜欢那样啊 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:34:06
Because I had to meet Hennah about the Phillipne tracher. Then I told her the Phillipines' news. And then I told her - I have a new gf. It is YOU. And I don't want to play with other people.
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:34:20
BUT IF I DON'T SPEAK, HOW THEY WILL BELIEVE ME?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:34:40
Tell me WHO make you feel bad today! I will go to talk with him/her!!!!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:35:01
不需要 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:35:17
你怎么去跟别人说啊 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:35:22
Do you like me and do you want me?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:35:35
Because I want 100% to be REAL and HONEST!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:35:42
我不知道 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:15
可是你不需要去告诉别人啊 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:21
What's wrong, dear?! I miss you so much and I want to help you everything! I am only yours!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:32
这样会很怪的 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:38
OK, I will not go. You're my boss. I will listen to you!
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:49
OK, what do you want now?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:36:52
我不喜欢你告诉别人 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:23
Do you have ANOTHER bf?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:30
Why you keep SECRET?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:41
Why you trust your friends more?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:43
我没有 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:50
So?

Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:37:56
Do you like me? Or NOT?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:38:10
但是我不喜欢学校的人知道 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:38:24
ok...
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:38:30
我只能说对不起 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:38:56
Dui bu qi? WHAT FOR?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:39:13
我有把你介绍给我的朋友，可是我不喜欢学校的人知道 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:39:56
我知道是我不对 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:40:42
我想Independent 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:40:51
Oh, my God... Please, don't feel sorry. You're a very good girl and I am a very good person. I am sure your friends will understand.
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:41:10
What do you mean? You do not want to meet me?!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:41:32
她说我们只是刚认识，我要小心点 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:42:01
我只想靠自己，我不需要别人 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:42:13
我有告诉你 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:42:27
我可以交很多朋友 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:42:44
Yes, but I do not want to hurt you. I DO NOT invite you my home. I meet you only with other people. I am really a good person. And I am very honest. Also - I am a communist and I love your people and CHINA.
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:43:25
这样让我压力好大 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:44:06
I don't understand. What I did wrong?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:44:28
我不需要别人的照顾，我自己可以照顾自己 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:44:43
你没有错，是我错 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:44:51
是我的问题 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:45:05
what is your "WENTI"?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:45:26
我也不知道 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:45:30
I am your BEST friend. I can't hurt you. And I only want to give you happiness.
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:45:47
So why you believe OTHER "friends"? They envy !
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:45:52
I can't understand.
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:46:36
I am so good to you and to all friends. I want to give all for you, your parents and your friends. Why you do not trust me? I want to be your angel. I love you.
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:47:24
谢谢 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:48:13
I will be slim oafter 2 months. I will be more handsome. I promiss you. Also - if I can do something for your friends and "friends" - tell me. I will do EVERYTHING for you and them!
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:48:25
I am only yours!
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:48:54
你不需要为我做这么多 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:49:11
So, what I should do?
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:49:36
How to make your friends + you really happy?
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:49:54
只是做我普通的朋友 
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:50:11
我需要时间去了解你 
Elton333 13.5.2009 г. 17:50:29
现在我不是你的普通的朋友吗？
木头 13.5.2009 г. 17:50:57
是，你对我太好了，让我压力很大 
Elton333  17:54:39
压力  - 没有。我不要跟你做爱。还有自己不主动。You started to touch me FIRST. So I am touching your hands. If you didn't - I will never touch you. I am just waiting. Because I really respect, like and love you. So, please, don't afraid of me. I just want to meet you. No 压力.
木头  17:55:31
我喜欢牵你的手 
Elton333  17:56:17
These days I will take my computer in your room, you and ALL FRIENDS can see my 100% history. I keep 100% all my pictures from my 13  years old till today. I have no secrets.
木头  17:56:29
我不喜欢别人对我好 
木头  17:56:59
不想看 
Elton333  17:57:05
Thank you so much!
Elton333  17:57:15
ok.
木头  17:57:48
谢谢我干吗？ 
Elton333  17:58:54
There is no reason to afraid of me. I am a honest citizen, who love China and you, and who is BETTER than other boys. I am sure. I have only 2 dreams - to live in China and to be the best boy-friend / husband. I have no other dreams.
Elton333  17:59:16
Xie xie ni : 木头  17:55:31
我喜欢牵你的手 

木头  17:59:24
知道了 
木头  17:59:34
呵呵 
Elton333  17:59:37

木头  18:00:14
以后不许对我好 
木头  18:00:22
知道不 
Elton333  18:00:33
Please, believe and be SURE that all of your friends will understand NOW OR LATER that I am really a nice man, who is ready to do all for you and them.
Elton333  18:00:49
比如？
木头  18:01:07
知道了，我已经知道了 
木头  18:01:21
没有比如 
木头  18:01:34
讨厌你的中文那么好 
Elton333  18:02:11
For example: 1. No flowers OR 2. No gifts OR 3. No teaching you English?  ... Which one is not good for you?
木头  18:03:00
不知道 
木头  18:04:07
我们去玩叫我的朋友你会不会不开心 
Elton333  18:04:09
讨厌我的中文好。。。；讨厌我没有艾滋病。。。你什么都讨厌, 美女！

木头  18:04:23
我不是美女 
木头  18:04:41
I am ugly 
木头  18:06:25
生气胖子 
Elton333  18:07:08
我更喜欢跟你的朋友们， 因为我知道你爱他们/她们， 所以我也要爱他们/她们。所以今天我告诉过你 - 我更喜欢大夫和你的朋友也来看看电影。我没有不好意思的。如果我们只有2位， 我告诉你：“你是我的天使！”， 如果他们来， 我也可以说：“你是我的天使！”。。。我没有秘密，所以我不会不开心。有你讨=有开心！
 

Elton333  18:07:57
有你=有开心！

Elton333  18:09:11
In my eyes you're very pretty. And also I like your soul, not only your body. If I like only your pretty body, I will not love you. I love you, because your soul is PURE and CLEVER.
Elton333  18:11:44
下课了吗？
木头  18:13:04
下了 
木头  18:13:13
现在回宿舍 
Elton333  18:15:32
休息好好+Don't allow your friends to broke your hope in me. In the near future they'll know me better and if they are REAL friends, for sure, they'll not say "you're wrong". Have a nice rest now. If you need something - let me know. I am your "putong'de" friends & your sincere angel. That's all what I can say.
Elton333  18:16:43
休息好好+Don't allow your friends to destroy your hope in me. In the near future they'll know me better and if they are REAL friends, for sure, they'll not say "you're wrong". Have a nice rest now. If you need something - let me know. I am your "putong'de" friend & your sincere angel. That's all what I can say.

 

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其它信息 / 2006 足球 幽默

« on: December 01, 2022, 01:46:45 AM »

2006

中国男足为什么总是输？其实翻翻报纸杂志就知道有太多原因了，综合为大家摘要如下，希望大家理解中国男足：
　　　　　　（1）草皮不适应
　　　　　　1、草皮太硬了 2、草皮太软了 3、不适应阔叶草及其它一些草
　　　　　　（2）天气原因
　　　　　　1、下雪 2、下雨 3、下冰雹 4、阳光太好了 5、冷 6、热 7、不冷不热（不能给对手造成麻烦）
　　　　　　
　　　　　　（3）赛场因素
　　　　　　1、场内因素：A、裁判帮他们 B、裁判不帮我们 C、对手身体太强壮 D、对手技术太细腻 E、门柱帮了他们 F、对方守门员发挥BT+超常 G、补时太短 H、补时太长
　　　　　　2、场外因素：A、客场作战，气氛影响 B、主场作战，干扰太大 C、观众不为我们喝彩 D、有人往场内扔手雷
　　　　　　
　　　　　　（4）抽签抽得不好
　　　　　　1、同组都是强队踢输了，我拷死亡之组，按惯例当然应该中国队输。
　　　　　　2、同组都是中等水平队踢输了，主要是想赢怕输的思想包袱太重了，队员们没能放得开手脚。
　　　　　　3、同组都是弱队踢输了，对对手不够重视，麻痹大意，一时疏忽。
　　　　　　
　　　　　　（5）
　　　　　　1、对亚洲强队踢输了，恐X心理在作怪，走不出阴影。
　　　　　　2、对亚洲弱队踢输了，对手进步太大了，太大了，我们对他们没有秘密可言了都。
　　　　　　3、对欧洲弱队踢输了，中国队输给了欧洲队。
　　　　　　4、对欧洲强队（比如意大利队）0：1踢输了，告诉大家一个好消息：中国队仅以0：1输给了强大的意大利队！！
　　　　　　5、对欧洲强队（比如意大利队）0：10踢输了，中国队踢出了自已的一惯水平，队员们也努力了，结果也不出全国人民所料。
　　　　　　6、对欧洲强队（比如意大利队）0：100踢输了，精彩的比赛！意大利某球星进了20个，某球星进了25个！看来中国队跟意大利队的水平差距确实是有一点的。
　　　　　　
　　　　　　（6）
　　　　　　“海龟派”没回来踢输了，我们雪藏主力。
　　　　　　“海龟派”回来踢输了，时差没倒过来。
　　　　　　
　　　　　　（7）
　　　　　　1、主教练技术差！
　　　　　　2、中国球迷素质差！
　　　　　　3、中国足协这个名字差！
　　　　　　4、中国队——队医技术差！
　　　　　　5、中国足协领导人——办公室里那位倒水扫地的大妈差！
　　
　1,停球
　　　　把球停到自己脚下10毫米的后卫，是巴西球员。
　　　　把球停到自己脚下10厘米的后卫，是西班牙球员。
　　　　把球停到自己脚下10分米的后卫，是德国球员。
　　　　把球停到自己脚下100米，并形成射门，迫使对方门将做出扑救的后卫，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　2,传球
　　　　能够做出50米外精确长传，找到场上队友的球员，是英国球员。
　　　　能够做出5米内精巧二过一的球员，是阿根廷球员。
　　　　能够做出5米内短传传丢，并且后卫前锋隔着50米就玩二过一的球员，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　3,射门
　　　　能够在30米外劲射破门的球员，是德国球员。
　　　　能够通过精妙配合在门前3米打空门得手的球员，是葡萄牙球员。
　　　　能够在罚点球时把角旗打翻的球员，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　4,带球
　　　　能够把球从本方底线带到对方半场的球员，是荷兰球员。
　　　　能够把球从本方底线带到对方底线的球员，是巴西球员。
　　　　能够把球从本方球员脚下抢断，并带到本方球门里的，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　
　　　　5,球风
　　　　能够对裁判鼓掌的球员，是欧洲球员。
　　　　能够对裁判说脏话的球员，是南美球员。
　　　　能够对裁判吐口水和追打的球员，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　6,踩单车
　　　　能够连踩8个单车，得到点球的球员，是巴西球员。
　　　　能够连踩3个单车，突入禁区助攻的球员，是葡萄牙球员。
　　　　能够连踩半个单车，把自己摔成骨折的球员，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　7,体能
　　　　能够狂奔90分钟，面不改色的球员，是非洲球员。
　　　　能够奔跑90分钟，气喘吁吁的球员，是欧洲球员。
　　　　能够跑动90分钟，汗流浃背的球员，是南美球员。
　　　　能够散步90分钟，倒地抽筋的球员，是中国球员。
　　　　
　　　　8,速度
　　　　能够跑的比球快的球员，是荷兰球员。
　　　　能够跑的跟球一样快的球员，是英国球员。
　　　　能够跑的跟裁判一样快的球员，是马尔代夫球员。
　　　　连裁判都跑不过的球员，是中国球员。

 

Why does the Chinese men's football team always lose? In fact, there are many reasons when you read newspapers and magazines. The summary is as follows. I hope you can understand the Chinese men's football team:

(1) Inadaptability of turf

1. The turf is too hard 2. The turf is too soft 3. It is not suitable for broadleaf grass and other grasses

(2) Weather reason

1. Snow 2. Rain 3. Hail 4. Sunshine is too good 5. Cold 6. Hot 7. Neither cold nor hot (can't cause trouble to opponents)


(3) Arena factors

1. On court factors: A, the referee helps them B, the referee does not help us C, the opponent is too strong D, the opponent's technology is too delicate E, the goalpost helps them F, the opposite goalkeeper plays BT+supernormal G, the make-up time is too short H, the make-up time is too long

2. Off court factors: A, away battle, atmosphere influence; B, home battle, too much interference; C, the audience does not applaud us; D, someone throws grenades on the court


(4) Bad draw

1. The same group was defeated by a strong team. I copied the dead group, and the Chinese team should lose as usual.

2. All the team members in the same group lost, mainly because the thought burden of wanting to win and fear losing was too heavy, and the team members could not let go.

3. The weak team in the same group lost the game. They didn't pay enough attention to their opponents, were careless and neglected for a while.


（5）

1. When he lost against the Asian strong team, he was afraid of X and could not walk out of the shadow.

2. We lost against the weak Asian team. The opponents have made great progress. We have no secrets to them.

3. The Chinese team lost to the European team.

4. We lost 1-0 against a strong European team (such as Italy). Here's a good news: China lost to a strong Italian team by 0-1!!

5. The Chinese team lost at 0:10 against a strong European team (such as the Italian team). The Chinese team played at its usual level, and the players worked hard. The result was not unexpected.

6. We lost at 0:100 against a strong European team (such as Italy). It's a wonderful game! A football star in Italy scored 20, and a football star scored 25! It seems that there is a gap between the Chinese team and the Italian team.


（6）

The "Turtle Sect" didn't come back and lost. We hid the main force.

The "Turtle Sect" came back and lost. The jet lag did not reverse.


（7）

1. The head coach's skill is poor!

2. Poor quality of Chinese fans!

3. The name of China Football Association is poor!

4. Chinese team - team doctor is poor!

5. Leader of the Chinese Football Association - the woman who poured water and swept the floor in the office!


1. Stop

The defender who stops the ball 10 mm under his feet is a Brazilian player.

The defender who stops the ball 10cm under his feet is a Spanish player.

The defender who stops the ball at his feet for 10 minutes is a German player.

The defender who stops the ball 100 meters under his feet and forms a shot to force the other goalkeeper to make a save is a Chinese player.


2. Pass

The players who can make an accurate long pass 50 meters away and find their teammates on the field are British players.

Argentinian players are able to play two to one within 5 meters.

The players who can make short passes within 5 meters and lose them, and the guards and forwards play two or one every 50 meters, are Chinese players.


3. Shoot

The players who can score from 30 meters away are German players.

Portuguese players are the ones who can win an empty goal 3 meters in front of the goal through subtle coordination.

The players who can overturn the corner flag during penalty kick are Chinese players.


4. Dribble

The players who can bring the ball from their own baseline to the other side's half court are Dutch players.

The players who can bring the ball from their own baseline to the other's baseline are Brazilian players.

It is Chinese players who can steal the ball from their own players and bring it to their own goal.



5. Ball style

The players who can applaud the referees are European players.

The players who can swear at referees are South American players.

The players who can spit and chase the referees are Chinese players.


6. Riding a bicycle

The players who can step on 8 bicycles and get penalty kicks are Brazilian players.

The players who can step on three bicycles and break into the restricted area to assist are Portuguese players.

The players who can step on half a bicycle and break themselves are Chinese players.


7. Physical fitness

The players who can run for 90 minutes without changing their faces are African players.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and breathe heavily are European players.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely are South American players.

The players who can walk for 90 minutes and fall down and cramp are Chinese players.


8. Speed

The players who can run faster than the ball are Dutch players.

The players who can run as fast as the ball are English players.

Maldivian players can run as fast as referees.

The players who can't even run the referee are Chinese players.

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其它信息 / 努力提高自己，不要责怪别人。无论成功与否，都要努力。

« on: December 01, 2022, 12:56:05 AM »

努力提高自己，不要责怪别人。无论成功与否，都要努力。

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Other languages / Почина Дзян Дзъмин - отиде си един прогресивен китайски политик

« on: November 30, 2022, 09:57:29 PM »

Почина Дзян Дзъмин - отиде си един прогресивен китайски политик. Отива си и един доскоро прогресиращ Китай.

 Разбрах с прискърбие, че е починал другарят Дзян Дзъмин (на 96 години). Един от поколението прогресивни политици, които направиха Китай толкова прогресиращ, сравнително балансиран (без много строгости, но и без слободия). Предвид адската контрапродуктивност на сегашния президент на Китай, която разрушава почти всичко постигнато от хора като Дзян Дзъмин (Ли Пън, Ху Дзинтао, Дън Сяопин и др.) мога само с прискърбие да кажа - виждаме как с Дзян Дзъмин си отива и един доскоро прогресиращ Китай (ако продължи още месеци настоящатата саморазрушителна Си-политика.)

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A forum for incels who are normal people (no terrorists, no rapists, no racists, no pedophiles, no haters and so on) / Re: One of the reason for inceldom: more and more neurotic girls

« on: November 30, 2022, 04:27:31 PM »

 I like "Manager Kim".  It's Korean. He's from North Korea but lives in South Korea.

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Plants / Re: Pretty Coconut Tree

« on: November 30, 2022, 06:06:09 AM »

 I like coconuts, coconut products and I think that the coconut palms are one of the prettiest trees.

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Plants / Pretty Coconut Tree

« on: November 30, 2022, 06:00:52 AM »

A pretty coconut tree

 A pretty coconut tree with coconuts: . A recent photo from South China.

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Drinks / 北冰洋 (Bei bing yang) drink from China

« on: November 30, 2022, 04:53:46 AM »

 

北冰洋

(Bei bing yang)

drink from China

 A bottle of 北冰洋 (Bei bing yang) drink from China: . "北冰洋" [běi bīng yáng] means "the Arctic ocean" (in Chinese).

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Internet / Pretty Cosplay Girl

« on: November 30, 2022, 03:56:15 AM »

Pretty cosplay girl

A pretty cosplay girl, palms, men, beach and sea: .

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Internet / A photo of a Chinese broom

« on: November 30, 2022, 03:51:45 AM »

Chinese broom

 A Chinese broom photograph: .

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Other languages / "Адска контрапродуктивност"

« on: November 30, 2022, 02:58:42 AM »

"Адска контрапродуктивност"

Адска контрапродуктивност.